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Glen offers you the classics in the spirit of a fussed man recording in his bathroom. Think of it like a bedtime story read aloud for grown ups.

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  1. Halloween 2026: The Temptation of Harringay & The Wood of the Dead

    We learn: I don’t want to leave my mansion This weeks penguin house book is horrible I tell a personal ghost story Go on, read it for yourself: The Temptation of Harringay https://www.libraryofshortstories.com/onlinereader/the-temptation-of-harringay The Wood of the Dead...

  2. Halloween 2026: 'The boarded window' & 'A Mother of Monsters'

    We learn: I miss having a mansion Guy De Maupassant is a dick I miss the basement Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books?affiliate=12554\&keywords= Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Glen Reads Gothic Horror (to you) by...

  3. 'Jane Eyre' by Charlotte Brontë Ch 34 Part 3

    We learn: finally finished this chapter- too bad no one cared Jane talks her way out of marrying her cousin I don’t think I can keep these people happy in the town hall Go on, read it for yourself:https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t...

  4. 'Jane Eyre' by Charlotte Brontë Ch 34 Part 2

    We learn: The cat butlers are becoming destructive St. John is trying to make Jane a kind of pastors-wife/slave St. John doesn’t let money get in the way of his being a dick Go on, read it for yourself:...

  5. 'Jane Eyre' by Charlotte Brontë Ch 34 Part 1

    We learn: Jane is going out of her way to make sure everyone knows she's a ‘cool’ rich person The butler cats are taking over a town St. John isn’t being very appreciative for a guy who’s supposed to get her money Go on, read it for yourself:...

  6. 'Jane Eyre' by Charlotte Brontë Ch 33

    We learn: There’s a hobo on my train Jane is rich! She’s going to pay people to love her Go on, read it for yourself:https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups....

  7. 'Jane Eyre' by Charlotte Brontë Ch 32

    We learn: Jane selflessly decides to cultivate love when she can’t do it for herself. I get to promote a horror movie called “Crack” about an ASMR chiropractor coming out on Screamify later this year. I didn’t get paid to promote “Crack”. I’m just doing it because they’re not spam - and I’m...

  8. 'Jane Eyre' by Charlotte Brontë Ch 31

    We learn: Mr. St. John has WANTS We get caught in a rain storm Jane is still worked into a lather over her old turd Go on, read it for yourself:https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story…

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  9. 'Jane Eyre' by Charlotte Brontë Ch 30

    We learn: On the run with the Beverly Hillbillies car Jane finally finds people don’t want something from her We outrun the cops! Go on, read it for yourself:https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your...

  10. 'Jane Eyre' by Charlotte Brontë Ch 29

    We learn: We Steal the car from the “Beverly Hillbillies” The people helping Jane keep calling her ugly WE STOLE THE CAR FROM THE BEVERLY HILLBILLIES Go on, read it for yourself:https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere:...

  11. 'Jane Eyre' by Charlotte Brontë Ch 27 Part 2 & CH 28

    We learn: Jane hits the road I pick up a hitch hiker We ditch the hitch hiker and I study up on the history of this book Go on, read it for yourself:https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime…

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  12. 'Jane Eyre' by Charlotte Brontë Ch 27 Part 1

    We learn: This is the longest chapter on earth. I had to break it into two parts Rochester spends the whole chapter recapping what we already know from his point of view- like We’re living out of a car for a while Go on, read it for...

  13. 'Jane Eyre' by Charlotte Brontë Ch 26

    We learn: I found a void room. It was fine. Jane gets married, but finds out the weirdo in the house is her husbands wife I think I can take a crap in the void and it’s going to work out fine for me Go on, read it for yourself:...

  14. 'Jane Eyre' by Charlotte Brontë Ch 25

    We learn: We go to the attic for privacy from the perverts that own this mansion Jane thinks she sees a vampire The attic is full of ghosts who love shitty bands Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t...

  15. 'Jane Eyre' by Charlotte Brontë Ch 24

    We learn: I’ve discovered a place to hide in this mansion- but it’s creepy Jane is negging Rochester, and its working There were a few questionable words used in this book, some of them REALLY questionable Go on, read it for yourself:...

  16. 'Jane Eyre' by Charlotte Brontë Ch 23

    We learn: RoCheSteR is still a manipulative jerk. He’s not even hot enough to make it worth it. These “relatives” have finally left the house They’ve been drugging my food. Go on, read it for yourself:...

  17. 'Jane Eyre' by Charlotte Brontë Ch 22

    We learn: Jane is fed up with her old people I got a letter from relatives saying I can live in their mansion my relatives are perverts Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere:...

  18. 'Jane Eyre' by Charlotte Brontë Ch 21

    We learn: Jane is threatening to get a new job and Rochester is being a controlling jerk about it I can’t find a new place to live, so I’m still at the rented mansion Mrs. Reed would rather keep a kid around to hate- than send her off to someone else who wanted her. Go on, read it for yourself:...

  19. 'Jane Eyre' by Charlotte Brontë Ch 20

    We learn: Renting a mansion for a night sucks Rochester does a crap-load of gaslighting on Jane What is with having a crazed murderer in your house and trying to get everyone to be cool with it? Go on, read it for yourself:...

  20. Jane Eyre' by Charlotte Brontë Ch 19

    We learn: I don’t have a home anymore Rochester plays ‘pranks’ apparently I don’t have home insurance Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud...

  21. 'Jane Eyre' by Charlotte Brontë Ch 18

    We learn: They play charades with WHOLE COSTUMES and everything I LOVE snausages The mansion is on fire Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud...

  22. 'Jane Eyre' by Charlotte Brontë Ch 17

    We learn: My cat-servants are FINE Jane is really jealous of Rochesters guests- and they’re ALL UGLY One of the cats has a gun Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your...

  23. 'Jane Eyre' by Charlotte Brontë Ch 16

    We learn: Rochester took off to hang out with hot rich people Jane gets REALLY weird about it You’re jealous that I have kids Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your...

  24. Jane Eyre' by Charlotte Brontë Ch 15

    We learn: I’m still really sick Turns out? Rochester is kind of a loser I pee in the basement Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown...

  25. 'Jane Eyre' by Charlotte Brontë Ch 14

    We learn: I’m really sick Rochester STILL sucks. Christ what an asshole Nurses that get high, suck Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for...

  26. Jane Eyre' by Charlotte Brontë Ch 13

    We learn: Mr. Rochester is a dick The kid keeps speaking in French, which, for the rest of us, is useless I don’t have time for this episode Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere:...

  27. 'Jane Eyre' by Charlotte Brontë Ch 12

    We learn: We finally meet Rochester, and he’s a puss We’re back in the mansion for some reason The weirdo from New Jersey followed us home Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere:...

  28. 'Jane Eyre' by Charlotte Brontë Ch 11

    We learn: It was a long chapter- no time for fun We REALLY got to hear all about how cool this house was Adele sucks Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime...

  29. 'Jane Eyre' by Charlotte Brontë Ch 10

    We learn: I somehow ended up at the Iowa State Fair I feel like I’ve run into the hot dog vender and the farmer before Turns out? You can be a 12yr old teacher if you want Go on, read it for yourself:...

  30. 'Jane Eyre' by Charlotte Brontë Ch 9

    We learn: I somehow ended up in New Jersey Helen Burnes makes sure to spread her disease all over Jane before the big sleep ‘Born to Run’ is growing on me Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen...

  31. 'Jane Eyre' by Charlotte Brontë Ch 8

    We learn: I got pulled over for tabs Jane is vindicated! The DMV blows Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Glen Reads...

  32. 'Jane Eyre' by Charlotte Brontë Ch 7

    We learn: We got drive-thru! That was fun Jane finally becomes the Helen. Man, this story moves slow. Reading books to old people sucks Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere:...

  33. 'Jane Eyre' by Charlotte Brontë Ch 6

    We learn: There are random amateur matches in Iowa! We get more info on how school sucks The saddest girl in the world actually likes it Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere:...

  34. 'Jane Eyre' by Charlotte Brontë Ch 5

    We learn: My car makes weird sounds The kid gets to school and its really boring A party bus with hot women! Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read...

  35. ## 'Jane Eyre' by Charlotte Brontë Ch 4

    We learn: This kid is never going to get sent to school Jane finally snaps - I’m convinced she’s going to be a serial killer She’s been living in an actual closet? Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t...

  36. 'Jane Eyre' by Charlotte Brontë Ch 3

    We learn: The blood room is toxic The doctor-barber seems to be the only one who cares, though he still doesn’t like her Our hero is going to school Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere:...

  37. 'Jane Eyre' by Charlotte Brontë Ch 1 & 2

    We learn: Right off the bat, our protagonist is getting the crap beat out of her There’s a blood room for time outs You can gift your spouse a miniature of yourself before you die Go on, read it for yourself:...

  38. 2025 Christmas and New Years special episode by various artists

    We learn: Besides one Canadian, my voice sounded like a LOT of people from the east coast I’ve decided that NONE of these impressions are mocking me I’m not eating chips on the show again Guests: Ben from ‘Words About Books’ Podcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/4slo9fWdu8rjFYkUTETVD8 Elton from...

  39. ‘Ringstones’ by Sarban - The End

    We learn: I think I have voice cancer I can’t handle my wife’s birds I finally figured out a way to make money off people coming to my house uninvited Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/ringstones-sarban/228256?ean=9781627553605\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com...

  40. Halloween Episode 2025

    We learn: Covid Costumes are insulting The crows are louder than I remember I can’t play Pearl Jam anymore Go on, read them for yourself: The Ninth Skeleton https://www.libraryofshortstories.com/onlinereader/the-ninth-skeleton The Cats of Ulthar...

  41. ‘Ringstones’ by Sarban Ch: 12 & P2

    We learn: The author was a pervert I’ve finally made my basement cool for teens Reddit is the worst source for Eddie Vedder fun facts Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/ringstones-sarban/228256?ean=9781627553605&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story...

  42. ‘Ringstones’ by Sarban Ch: 10 & 11

    We learn: I decided to give a character a lisp The ‘brown kids’ thing was weird I dropped the lisp. I don’t know why I was going for that. Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/ringstones-sarban/228256?ean=9781627553605&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime...

  43. ‘Ringstones’ by Sarban Ch: 8 & 9

    We learn: I tried to get through all the boring parts, but its still pretty boring. They’re STILL sexualizing 15yr olds My text for this episode is the same as the last one, because NOTHING CHANGED Go on, read it for yourself:...

  44. ‘Ringstones’ by Sarban Ch: 6 & 7

    We learn: I tried to get through all the boring parts, but its still pretty boring. They’re STILL sexualizing 15yr olds I actually think I don’t like this book. What changed? Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/ringstones-sarban/228256?ean=9781627553605&next=t Listen...

  45. ‘Ringstones’ by Sarban Ch: 1-5

    We learn: I made a long episode to try to get through he boring parts I really liked this book, but I forgot, somehow, how they sexualize 15yr olds I promise this is a good book! Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/ringstones-sarban/228256?ean=9781627553605&next=t Listen...

  46. ‘The Triumphs of a Taxidermist’ by H. G. Wells

    We learn: I’ve fixed my own knees This story was dumb I didn’t fart once this episode Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/scientific-and-horrific-stories-h-g-wells/18338137?ean=9781513201290&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown...

  47. ‘Four Men in a Cave’ by Stephen Crane

    We learn: We see the result of room temperature chili dogs Small-men are natural leaders Thank you for letting me finish in the bathroom Go on, read it for yourself:...

  48. James Joyce’s Love Letters to Nora Barnacle

    We learn: This man LOVED farts I had to filter out the really bad ones His girlfriend was wild Go on, read it for yourself: https://youtu.be/4BdV07aPE_8?si=4Wra-LIdX3IL5Mkm Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Glen Reads Gothic Horror (to you) by...

  49. ‘Janice Breast and the Sex Book’ by A.I.

    We learn: A.I. Does better than you’d think. But it’s still lame The only last name I could think of was ‘Breast’ Maybe A.I. is good, because it threw in ‘piss colored hair’ for some reason. Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Glen Reads Gothic...

  50. ‘About Barbers’ by Mark Twain

    We learn: I guess barbers are annoying? Greatest American author I went to an old fashioned barber once. It wasn’t good. Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-complete-short-stories-of-mark-twain-mark-twain/192380?ean=9780553211955&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com...

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Glen offers you the classics in the spirit of a fussed man recording in his bathroom. Think of it like a bedtime story read aloud for grown ups.

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How many episodes does Glen Reads Gothic Horror (to you) have?

Glen Reads Gothic Horror (to you) has 392 episodes on PodParley. The most recent episode was published on October 24, 2026.

What is Glen Reads Gothic Horror (to you) about?

Glen offers you the classics in the spirit of a fussed man recording in his bathroom. Think of it like a bedtime story read aloud for grown ups.

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Glen Reads Gothic Horror (to you) publishes weekly, based on its 392 episodes since May 2019.

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Glen Reads Gothic Horror (to you) is created and hosted by Glen Nuzzles.
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