Glen Reads Gothic Horror (to you)

We learn: My cat-servants are FINE Jane is really jealous of Rochesters guests- and they’re ALL UGLY One of the cats has a gun Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Glen Reads Gothic Horror (to you) by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/leaves-of-glen Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/leaves-of-glen/78e27106-14c0-4f0a-b1a6-169750b72b0f

We learn: Rochester took off to hang out with hot rich people Jane gets REALLY weird about it You’re jealous that I have kids Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Glen Reads Gothic Horror (to you) by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/leaves-of-glen Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/leaves-of-glen/80a1b4f7-27be-436d-a9e4-2695509813ea

We learn: I’m still really sick Turns out? Rochester is kind of a loser I pee in the basement Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Glen Reads Gothic Horror (to you) by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/leaves-of-glen Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/leaves-of-glen/d0181365-9f8c-4fb9-a4a6-e87d5834ff6a

We learn: I’m really sick Rochester STILL sucks. Christ what an asshole Nurses that get high, suck Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Glen Reads Gothic Horror (to you) by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/leaves-of-glen Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/leaves-of-glen/a78612d6-f9fb-4c79-82d4-319d79d547a2

We learn: Mr. Rochester is a dick The kid keeps speaking in French, which, for the rest of us, is useless I don’t have time for this episode Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Glen Reads Gothic Horror (to you) by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/leaves-of-glen Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/leaves-of-glen/ea811b30-6cbb-49db-9693-b995c5ba558c

We learn: We finally meet Rochester, and he’s a puss We’re back in the mansion for some reason The weirdo from New Jersey followed us home Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Glen Reads Gothic Horror (to you) by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/leaves-of-glen Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/leaves-of-glen/295d30ef-59ad-4933-8c71-e9af7a7d1a95

We learn: It was a long chapter- no time for fun We REALLY got to hear all about how cool this house was Adele sucks Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Glen Reads Gothic Horror (to you) by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/leaves-of-glen Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/leaves-of-glen/6f7e2028-9bf0-408c-8334-dca8910c2423

We learn: I somehow ended up at the Iowa State Fair I feel like I’ve run into the hot dog vender and the farmer before Turns out? You can be a 12yr old teacher if you want Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Glen Reads Gothic Horror (to you) by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/leaves-of-glen Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/leaves-of-glen/6deb7887-49fd-46df-8bff-1a8c3817be7f

We learn: I somehow ended up in New Jersey Helen Burnes makes sure to spread her disease all over Jane before the big sleep ‘Born to Run’ is growing on me Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Glen Reads Gothic Horror (to you) by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/leaves-of-glen Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/leaves-of-glen/63a5a0ae-c10c-4f9d-974c-359efafce166

We learn: I got pulled over for tabs Jane is vindicated! The DMV blows Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Glen Reads Gothic Horror (to you) by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/leaves-of-glen Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/leaves-of-glen/9a1f9752-f539-486d-810c-69bdc89adefc

We learn: We got drive-thru! That was fun Jane finally becomes the Helen. Man, this story moves slow. Reading books to old people sucks Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Glen Reads Gothic Horror (to you) by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/leaves-of-glen Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/leaves-of-glen/9b8dc665-0c86-4e7f-88d8-e18412e64f42

We learn: There are random amateur matches in Iowa! We get more info on how school sucks The saddest girl in the world actually likes it Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Glen Reads Gothic Horror (to you) by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/leaves-of-glen Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/leaves-of-glen/c63c3496-9dd5-4e77-a7bd-027639021d1c

We learn: My car makes weird sounds The kid gets to school and its really boring A party bus with hot women! Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Glen Reads Gothic Horror (to you) by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/leaves-of-glen Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/leaves-of-glen/6f134802-b9fd-49d3-aeee-f564473f8ad7

We learn: This kid is never going to get sent to school Jane finally snaps - I’m convinced she’s going to be a serial killer She’s been living in an actual closet? Go on, read it for yourself:  https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Glen Reads Gothic Horror (to you) by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/leaves-of-glen Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/leaves-of-glen/c4df47db-4c83-487c-bac3-b9970f4a9b76

We learn: The blood room is toxic The doctor-barber seems to be the only one who cares, though he still doesn’t like her Our hero is going to school Go on, read it for yourself:  https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Glen Reads Gothic Horror (to you) by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/leaves-of-glen Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/leaves-of-glen/75b24ad3-6f5d-4335-881a-e1e52427977e

We learn: Right off the bat, our protagonist is getting the crap beat out of her There’s a blood room for time outs You can gift your spouse a miniature of yourself before you die Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Glen Reads Gothic Horror (to you) by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/leaves-of-glen Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/leaves-of-glen/ed056e0e-65c6-4092-b61e-ec8e386499b8

We learn: Besides one Canadian, my voice sounded like a LOT of people from the east coast I’ve decided that NONE of these impressions are mocking me I’m not eating chips on the show again Guests: Ben from ‘Words About Books’ Podcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/4slo9fWdu8rjFYkUTETVD8 Elton from ‘Elton Reads a Book a Week’ Podcast https://open.spotify.com/show/1Ecm8KtpKpzD0NA6H3QEAb Chantelle from ‘Uncited: An English Lit’ Podcast https://open.spotify.com/show/2rRwRRHAoqH6uMBWUrKVXH Gertie from ‘being my wife’ Go on, read them for yourself: Quiet Moments With You by: Baroness_Blixen https://archiveofourown.org/works/16863379 Merry Christmas, Doctor Who! by: Caitlin_Salem https://archiveofourown.org/works/62963620 January 1st: New Year's by: PawneePorpoise https://archiveofourown.org/works/6310126 Omit No Opporunity by: princetteofcats https://archiveofourown.org/works/5607829 —- Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Support Glen Reads Gothic Horror (to you) by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/leaves-of-glen Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/leaves-of-glen/9d30f5f1-3e52-4bea-a3ed-8ef49ca03b9e

We learn: I think I have voice cancer I can’t handle my wife’s birds I finally figured out a way to make money off people coming to my house uninvited Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/ringstones-sarban/228256?ean=9781627553605\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Glen Reads Gothic Horror (to you) by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/leaves-of-glen Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/leaves-of-glen/7f75ea4f-e082-4951-a0b5-5669d1b6f71b

We learn: Covid Costumes are insulting The crows are louder than I remember I can’t play Pearl Jam anymore Go on, read them for yourself: The Ninth Skeleton  https://www.libraryofshortstories.com/onlinereader/the-ninth-skeleton The Cats of Ulthar https://www.libraryofshortstories.com/onlinereader/the-cats-of-ulthar Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Glen Reads Gothic Horror (to you) by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/leaves-of-glen Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/leaves-of-glen/0713613f-555f-4993-b99c-7803203850f6

We learn: The author was a pervert I’ve finally made my basement cool for teens Reddit is the worst source for Eddie Vedder fun facts Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/ringstones-sarban/228256?ean=9781627553605&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Glen Reads Gothic Horror (to you) by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/leaves-of-glen Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/leaves-of-glen/1905c61f-e5f7-4a57-9cff-56b43f77d85e

We learn: I decided to give a character a lisp The ‘brown kids’ thing was weird I dropped the lisp. I don’t know why I was going for that. Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/ringstones-sarban/228256?ean=9781627553605&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Glen Reads Gothic Horror (to you) by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/leaves-of-glen Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/leaves-of-glen/efde97bb-ce43-4236-91b3-db72e38ac720

We learn: I tried to get through all the boring parts, but its still pretty boring. They’re STILL sexualizing 15yr olds My text for this episode is the same as the last one, because NOTHING CHANGED Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/ringstones-sarban/228256?ean=9781627553605&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Or gimme some money: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Glen Reads Gothic Horror (to you) by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/leaves-of-glen Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/leaves-of-glen/495a1fd8-2843-4639-b18b-c09c7fff9c5e

We learn: I tried to get through all the boring parts, but its still pretty boring. They’re STILL sexualizing 15yr olds I actually think I don’t like this book. What changed? Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/ringstones-sarban/228256?ean=9781627553605&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Glen Reads Gothic Horror (to you) by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/leaves-of-glen Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/leaves-of-glen/7da41065-3c9e-496b-a63a-7df276680b31

We learn: I made a long episode to try to get through he boring parts I really liked this book, but I forgot, somehow, how they sexualize 15yr olds I promise this is a good book! Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/ringstones-sarban/228256?ean=9781627553605&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Glen Reads Gothic Horror (to you) by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/leaves-of-glen Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/leaves-of-glen/ce2d76d4-3216-40e7-b51d-790e2fd940b8

We learn: I’ve fixed my own knees This story was dumb I didn’t fart once this episode Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/scientific-and-horrific-stories-h-g-wells/18338137?ean=9781513201290&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Glen Reads Gothic Horror (to you) by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/leaves-of-glen Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/leaves-of-glen/dd8be1a3-a7e0-47ac-b105-e2606b1d670b

We learn: We see the result of room temperature chili dogs Small-men are natural leaders Thank you for letting me finish in the bathroom Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-complete-short-stories-of-stephen-crane-100-tales-novellas-maggie-the-open-boat-blue-hotel-the-monster-the-little-regiment-stephen-crane/17142459?ean=9788027341771&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Glen Reads Gothic Horror (to you) by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/leaves-of-glen Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/leaves-of-glen/e43980ee-c278-4935-a917-70f1ec427440

We learn: This man LOVED farts I had to filter out the really bad ones His girlfriend was wild Go on, read it for yourself: https://youtu.be/4BdV07aPE_8?si=4Wra-LIdX3IL5Mkm Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Glen Reads Gothic Horror (to you) by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/leaves-of-glen Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/leaves-of-glen/9b4ab378-e7c5-464e-a0c5-8b6e6ecf732c

We learn: A.I. Does better than you’d think. But it’s still lame The only last name I could think of was ‘Breast’ Maybe A.I. is good, because it threw in ‘piss colored hair’ for some reason. Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Glen Reads Gothic Horror (to you) by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/leaves-of-glen Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/leaves-of-glen/f85d793c-8a8d-48f0-a0fb-49aa8d4fc613

We learn: I guess barbers are annoying? Greatest American author I went to an old fashioned barber once. It wasn’t good. Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-complete-short-stories-of-mark-twain-mark-twain/192380?ean=9780553211955&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Glen Reads Gothic Horror (to you) by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/leaves-of-glen Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/leaves-of-glen/e932f51d-173a-4b07-be96-b80c838f2a49

We learn: This author doesn’t like animals having ‘agency’ I have nothing to talk about This author isn’t as horrible as most I learn about Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/7-best-short-stories-cats-saki/20248817?ean=9786589575108&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Glen Reads Gothic Horror (to you) by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/leaves-of-glen Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/leaves-of-glen/458b7e5a-d31c-4474-bebd-abb2798f37af

We learn: My God, did I just find an author that isn’t human garbage? AGAIN with the sci-fi names! I wanted to keep this gentle author separate from all the others by reading in a closet. Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-empire-of-the-necromancers-and-three-others-clark-ashton-smith/11154862?ean=9781434458612&next=t&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Glen Reads Gothic Horror (to you) by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/leaves-of-glen Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/leaves-of-glen/63fcd5c8-536a-4850-bd13-e6507dd542ff

We learn: Another author who is a horrible person This story is clearly his attempt to impress Lovecraft Rubber gloves are ALWAYS wet Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-fearsome-touch-of-death-robert-e-howard/11655811?ean=9781304999160&next=t&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Glen Reads Gothic Horror (to you) by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/leaves-of-glen Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/leaves-of-glen/048a30f3-f86f-467d-b44f-f70964b3cb26

We learn: I don’t know what a ‘farce’ is Ambrose Bierce can get weird I only drank 3 White Claws- I’m FINE Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/a-bottomless-grave-and-other-victorian-tales-of-terror-hugh-lamb/BbM2gCVQzFHUatzQ?ean=9780486114378&next=t&digital=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Glen Reads Gothic Horror (to you) by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/leaves-of-glen Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/leaves-of-glen/1e26204c-6df1-4bcf-b0b3-134bb024d745

We learn: When I think of how to re-vamp my show, it just becomes a seperate show The first story was weird I should get my bladder checked Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/beyond-lies-the-wub-philip-k-dick/U8HTQuQ7ScztMpus?ean=9781974998517&next=t&digital=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Glen Reads Gothic Horror (to you) by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/leaves-of-glen Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/leaves-of-glen/866392f7-75c3-48d5-8e25-25050664d293

We learn: America is FINE. NOTHING horrible is happening and I’m NOT WORRIED ABOUT IT I just skipped a whole chapter because I’m sick of this book In the end, the book basically had no point. Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/hellflower-heathen-edition-george-o-smith/19899197?ean=9781948316439 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Glen Reads Gothic Horror (to you) by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/leaves-of-glen Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/leaves-of-glen/b2b1478a-6f1c-4d12-89ff-1aac0745315f

We learn: The Cadillac Ranch restaurant doesn’t make any sense I seriously don’t know how this story can end Elon Musk never stops being an idiot Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/hellflower-heathen-edition-george-o-smith/19899197?ean=9781948316439 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Glen Reads Gothic Horror (to you) by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/leaves-of-glen Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/leaves-of-glen/56d30dbd-fb32-4b32-b814-94415fb34d34

We learn: A chapter can still be really boring My leg is FINE Another near-sexual-assult but not enough for me to officially stop reading this Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/hellflower-heathen-edition-george-o-smith/19899197?ean=9781948316439 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Glen Reads Gothic Horror (to you) by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/leaves-of-glen Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/leaves-of-glen/0c4cbba9-a166-47a3-b99a-28fcabfe4570

We learn: A.I. can actually make a funny story My boss’s boss’s boss love shit like this The story of uprising was inspiring Go on, read it for yourself: chatGPT.com (With my prompts) Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Glen Reads Gothic Horror (to you) by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/leaves-of-glen Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/leaves-of-glen/e9ec036e-e7ca-45ba-9765-e74baea4813a

We learn: Both chapters were completely useless My beautiful dancers knees have made me get a fat leg I’ve become a huge fan of heating pads lately Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/hellflower-heathen-edition-george-o-smith/19899197?ean=9781948316439 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Glen Reads Gothic Horror (to you) by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/leaves-of-glen Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/leaves-of-glen/0e7fd0a3-d39e-4261-b9de-4a7bdd5014e1

We learn: People who are into board games are really aggressive I WANT to like this author, but he keeps finding ways to prevent that My wife can’t understand why I keep reading this book Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/hellflower-heathen-edition-george-o-smith/19899197?ean=9781948316439 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Glen Reads Gothic Horror (to you) by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/leaves-of-glen Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/leaves-of-glen/7e556d2f-1a54-4dea-9358-4b0eaedc3c2a

We learn: My dad suffers from Chicken Leg I nearly was able to drop this story- but nope. He’s just playing with us I’m trying to reimagine my basement Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/hellflower-heathen-edition-george-o-smith/19899197?ean=9781948316439 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Glen Reads Gothic Horror (to you) by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/leaves-of-glen Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/leaves-of-glen/080045ff-05c7-405c-9b26-76161e93c97d

We learn: I’ve been told to stop caring and let the world see the real Glen I still hate reading this book I never knew a fight scene could be so boring. Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/hellflower-heathen-edition-george-o-smith/19899197?ean=9781948316439 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Glen Reads Gothic Horror (to you) by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/leaves-of-glen Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/leaves-of-glen/516ef583-30d5-49d6-9d4e-ff9e1002335d

We learn: FUUUUUCK Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/hellflower-heathen-edition-george-o-smith/19899197?ean=9781948316439 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Glen Reads Gothic Horror (to you) by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/leaves-of-glen Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/leaves-of-glen/b4d8fdae-ea74-41dc-83ea-8ca028d2de16

We learn: I guess a woman’s worth is based on if they look classy or not I’m just waiting for this book to go south so I can drop it and move on Apparently the height of a women matters- unless she’s hot. Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/hellflower-heathen-edition-george-o-smith/19899197?ean=9781948316439 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Glen Reads Gothic Horror (to you) by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/leaves-of-glen Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/leaves-of-glen/3563ec07-85d6-4a7e-93df-1b3c848ba062

We learn: I’m an artist that likes to sit around and listen to his own stuff I can’t wait to get rid of these sweaty pumpkins Thank god we don’t need poetry anymore Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-raven-edgar-allen-poe/6603490?ean=9781941667132 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Glen Reads Gothic Horror (to you) by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/leaves-of-glen Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/leaves-of-glen/14a4555e-6071-43e0-b8c6-3268c1fde042

We learn: If you live somewhere with a pronunciation that is complicated- don’t live there I’m drinking a cursed white claw I guess you can create the perfect crime- that your kids can watch? Go on, read it for yourself: https://baki.cc Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Glen Reads Gothic Horror (to you) by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/leaves-of-glen Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/leaves-of-glen/06342454-cbe3-4d00-ad68-d2dab7e8bdf0

We learn: Don’t hike with someone who uses you as bear food I kinda didn’t like that I was reading some of this in a ‘funny voice’ Nature doesn’t care if you’re in love Go on, read it for yourself: https://baki.cc Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Glen Reads Gothic Horror (to you) by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/leaves-of-glen Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/leaves-of-glen/736dba53-cb86-4d2e-bcdc-8f0f1d8bdcd8

We learn: You never have to stop flirting with chicks- even if they’re dead My wet pumpkins are back Just because you shoot someone in the head, it doesn’t mean they’re dead yet. Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-ghost-stories-of-ambrose-bierce-ambrose-bierce/10656164?ean=9781515427995 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Glen Reads Gothic Horror (to you) by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/leaves-of-glen Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/leaves-of-glen/fe4389ca-610b-4491-8107-289481cedf1b

We learn: I didn’t know you could ‘bury someone in space’ by just ejecting them into space I got bees in my house Apparently women’s legs can ‘twinkle’ Go on, read it for yourself:  https://bookshop.org/books?affiliate=12554&keywords= Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Glen Reads Gothic Horror (to you) by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/leaves-of-glen Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/leaves-of-glen/e90e9b68-d9b0-43d9-9cb7-db6b016ccb9b

We learn: I hate that this author doesn’t think very highly of women I hate that our protagonist is horny all the time I hate that none of the characters have an opinion on this flower beyond “It’s unfortunate about the addiction” Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/hellflower-heathen-edition-george-o-smith/19899197?ean=9781948316439 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Glen Reads Gothic Horror (to you) by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/leaves-of-glen Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/leaves-of-glen/95f2cfaf-1fe3-4ccb-803e-eb110e727747