Glen Thinks Stuff Podcast

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Glen Thinks Stuff Podcast

Hi there. I’m Glen. This is my stream of consciousness podcast where I talk about what I think about. Pull up a chair and join me on this ridiculous journey. Follow me on Twitter @GlenThinksStuff Email: [email protected]

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    Episode#174 Auld Lang Syne, Falling Iguanas & Drone Distraction

    Happy almost New Years folks! Today I’m rambling about the New Years song, falling iguanas, the drones and some other stuff. Thanks for listening! Should old acquaintance be forgotAnd never brought to mind?Should old acquaintance be forgotIn the days of auld lang syne….whatever that is. ✌🏻 Email: [email protected] X: @GlenThinksStuff

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    Episode#173 Simply Having A Mediocre Christmastime

    Hello folks of the world. This is Glen wishing you and yours a merry Christmas and happy new year. Today I talk about how I almost became a millionaire, going to the doctor a lot and some other stuff. It’s good to be back after my unplanned furlough. Thanks for listening! ✌🏻 Email: [email protected] Twitter: @GlenThinksStuff

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    Episode#172 Scissor Wizard, Taylor Swift & Automobile Transgressions

    Hey there person in the future. Today I talk about an energy drink chugging lady that cuts hair. I also talk about conjoined twins getting married and Taylor Swift. Buckle up for this episode…..if you’re driving. ✌🏻 Email: [email protected] Twitter: @GlenThinkStuff

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    Episode#171 Sore Eyes, Top 5 Christmas Movies & Prune Juice

    Happy Christmas folks! Today I ramble about an unfortunate event that took place this weekend, my top five Christmas movies and drinking too much prune juice. Thanks for listening! 🎄 Email: [email protected] Twitter: @GlenThinkStuff

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    Episode#170 Strange Addictions, Hobby Lobby & Dunlap Demonologist

    Happy Labor Day folks. Today I talk about some trash TV I watched about people with weird hangups. Next I talk about a craft I’d make and a paranormal investigator I found humorous. Thanks for listening! Email: [email protected] Twitter: @GlenThinkStuff

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    Episode#169 Life, Ghost Hunting & Tammy’s Van Walk

    Hey there folks! Today I’m on the road and talking about all the changes in my life recently. I also talk about going ghost hunting on my honeymoon and an angry woman I saw walking down the road by a van. Thanks for listening! Email: [email protected] Twitter: @GlenThinkStuff

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    Episode#168 Girl Next Door, Stupid T-Shirts & Unicycles

    Hey there person. Today I ramble about the new Swimsuit magazine I’m excited about. Next I talk about dumb T-shirts and having more than 3 feelings. Thanks for listening. Email: [email protected] Twitter: @GlenThinkStuff

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    Episode#167 Game of Thrones, Conjoined Dating & AI vs Me

    Hey there people. Today I talk about the current state of the world, Game of Thrones and how I struggle to keep up. I end the podcast by having a conversation with an AI bot and I wore him down pretty good. Thanks for listening. Email: [email protected] Twitter: @GlenThinkStuff

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    Episode#166 Hard History, Grandmas Teeth & Suicide Statues

    Hey folks. Today I talk about how there’s so much history now, it’s hard to keep up. I also talk about smelling grandmas mothballs and staring at her false teeth. Lastly I reminisce about my childhood and how I remember seeing a statue of a lady committing suicide. Thanks for listening ✌🏻 Email: [email protected] Twitter: @GlenThinkStuff

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    Episode#165 Intentional Love, Ant Bucket & Meatball Fraud

    Hey there people in the world. Today I talk about reflecting over my actions and how they lead me to love. I also talk about how big the world is compared to social media. Lastly, I ramble about some meatball I read about. Thanks for listening ✌🏻 Email: [email protected] Twitter: @GlenThinkStuff

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    Episode#164 Petting Zoos, Benydryl and Mukbang

    Hey there stranger. Today I ramble about being in a daze during allergy season. I also talk about going to a petting zoo as a kid, a saggy faced lady and discovering Mukbang. Thanks for listening ✌🏻 Email: [email protected] Twitter: @GlenThinkStuff

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    Episode#163 Sub Lady, Bumb Dancing & Love Off the Grid

    Hey there people. Today I talk about a lady that got mad at me on account I wanted a sandwich. I also talk about a homeless guy that said poems to me. I wrap up by talking about my new trash TV show. Thanks for listening. ✌🏻 Email: [email protected] Twitter: @GlenThinkStuff This episode is dedicated to the memory of my friend Josh 1979-2017

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    Episode#162 Delirious, Crackheads Leaf Blower & Mall Food

    Hey there folks. Happy New Year! Today I talk about staying up all night, a crackhead I saw and accidentally ordering a bunch of mall food. As usual, I get sidetracked and rabbit trail off into the wild blue yonder. Thanks for listening ✌🏻 Email: [email protected] Twitter: @GlenThinkStuff

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    Episode#161 Greeter Drama, A Christmas Story & Glen Dickens

    Hey there. On todays episode I talk about a greeter that didn’t come correct. I also ramble about the new Christmas Story movie and how I wish my name were Glen Dickens. Merry Christmas folks!! Email: [email protected] Twitter: @GlenThinkStuff

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    Episode#160 Positive Outlook, Prostitute Guy & Fake Grocery Carts

    Hello ladies and gentlemen. Today I’m rambling about my childhood and some funny experiences I had as a youth. I also talk about cornbread dressing, the internet and some other stuff. Happy Thanksgiving! Have ya a giblet. Peace. Email: [email protected] Twitter: @GlenThinkStuff

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    Episode#159 Bad Presents, Death Doublewide & Wheelchair Kid

    Seasons greetings ladies and gentlemen! Today I’m back with some ramblings for you fine folks. I kick off the podcast talking about bad gift ideas. I also talk about the different resting place options for dead people, a kid I saw in a wheelchair getting yelled at and some other stuff. Thanks for listening! Peace Email: [email protected] Twitter: @GlenThinkStuff

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    Episode#158 Wrecked, the Octagon & Snipped

    Hey guys! Haven’t been podcasting so much lately but I’m back today to tell you about how life’s been and throwing some observations your way. Happy pumpkin spice season! *sarcasm Thanks for listening! ✌🏻 Email: [email protected] Twitter: @GlenThinkStuff

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    Episode#157 Life’s A Beach

    Well hey there folks. Today I talk about my vacation, hunting Bigfoot, the Mona Lisa and Super Soakers. I hope you’re having a good summer. Thanks for listening. Peace ☮️ 🌎 🐢 Email: [email protected] Twitter: @GlenThinkStuff

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    Episode#156 Gluttony, Sick & Blood Sippers

    Hey there folks. Today I talk about finally getting the crud. It got me. I also talk about my cookie shame ceiling, bad movies and something weird I saw about famous folks drinking each other’s blood. Thanks for listening. Peace Email: [email protected] Twitter: @GlenThinkStuff

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    Episode#155 Vladimir Pootin, Used Hearses & Sucking Fingers

    Happy New Year! It’s been a while but I’m here now so…..lucky you I guess. Today I talk about the whole Ukraine deal. I also talk about looking at used cars and how you should never suckle on folks hands. Thanks for listening. Peace Email: [email protected] Twitter: @GlenThinkStuff This episode is dedicated to the memory of Lily Douglas

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    Episode#154 Evolving Christmas, Reoccurring Kanye & Grandmas Hill

    Merry Christmas! Today I’m just checking in with you and talking Christmas stuff. I’ve been having a weird reoccurring dream lately. I also talk Christmas movies, memories and feelings! Thanks for listening! 🎄🎁 Peace on earth……. Email: [email protected] Twitter: @GlenThinkStuff

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    Episode#153 Christmas Movies Ranked & Stuff

    Happy Holidays from GTS! Today I talk about Christmas Parades, my run in with the law and I rank Christmas movies. Special shout out to the awesome folks at 8750 podcast- https://www.patreon.com/eightysevenfifty Follow them on Twitter @8750podcast Thanks for listening! Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas!! 🎄🎁 Peace on earth……. Email: [email protected] Twitter: @GlenThinkStuff

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    Episode#152 Turkeys, Red Flags & Dexter New Blood

    Happy Thanksgiving! Today I talk about Thanksgiving, my sad dating life and people who pick apples for a photo op. I also talk about the new Dexter reboot and how much I love it. Thank you for listening to the podcast. I’m thankful for you! Peace Email: [email protected] Twitter: @GlenThinkStuff

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    Episode#151 Magic Bullett, Reaper Baby & Ding Dong Confusion

    Hey there you! Today I talk about a story I believe in about a magic bullett. I also talk about making bad dietary decisions and how I don’t understand grownup Christmas songs. Happy Halloween!! 🎃 Email: [email protected] Twitter: @GlenThinkStuff

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    Episode#150 The Squid Games, Euthanasia Coaster & Twin Toilets

    How y’all doing? Today I talk about binging the new Squid Game show on Netflix. I also talk about Norm Macdonald, a deadly rollercoaster, the Yankees, an unfamiliar text, a motorcycle wreck and the All About That Bass ladies toilet. Have a great week. Peace Email: [email protected] Twitter: @GlenThinkStuff This episode is dedicated to the memory or Norm Macdonald

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    Episode#149 Milk, Kekel Kardashian & Sanpaku Eyes

    What’s happening friends?!? Today I talk about Milk and how it’s a weird drink. Next I discuss the Kardashian curse and Sanpaku eyes and how they ain’t good to have. Thanks for supporting GTS. Peace Email: [email protected] Twitter: @GlenThinkStuff

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    Episode#148 Georgia Guidestones, Zone of Death & Call of the Void

    What’s going on guys and gals?!? Good to be back on the mic today as I tackle all the pressing topics of the day. Today I talk about late night salads, the Field of Dreams game, the Georgia Guidestones, the Zone of Death and the call of the void. Thanks for listening! Peace Email: [email protected] Twitter: @GlenThinkStuff This episode is dedicated to the memory of my friend Josh and his daughter Sadie

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    Episode#147 Ol Honeymoon Hands

    Hi there person. On today’s episode, I talk about having some dental work done before my dentist went on her honeymoon. I also talk about a new dating show and my prime age. Thanks for listening! Peace Follow me on Twitter @GlenThinksStuff Email: [email protected]

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    Episode#146 Simulated Girlfriend, Emotional Mistakes & Brain Foam

    What’s happening friends?!? Today I talk about a lonely guy who couldn’t get over the death of his girlfriend. I also talk about how all of the mistakes I’ve made in life have been tied to my emotions. Since the Yankees are breaking my heart this year, I talk about the big fight between Conner and Dustin and give my two cents about what they are saying now. Thanks for listening. Follow me on Twitter @GlenThinksStuff Email: [email protected] Promo for episode 146: St. Paul Filmcast https://stpaulfilmcast.podbean.com/

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    Episode#145 Life After Lockup, Cigars & Ex Stars (version w/ music available on Spotify)

    Happy Birthday America! On today’s podcast I ramble about vacation, trash TV and smoking cigars. I also talk about some other stuff that I forgot. If you want to follow me on Twitter you can @GlenThinksStuff or you can email me [email protected] Music mentioned on today’s episode: Time Bomb-Rancid: https://youtu.be/LxaA9_mzOz4 A Punk-Vampire Weekend: https://youtu.be/Qr4zaCBL5BI Pink Triangle-Weezer: https://youtu.be/QsVyBHJrNQw Do More Good-Cordovas: https://youtu.be/RLYqwb3TN3Q

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    Episode#144 Fathers Day, Ghosted & Bowling Trophy

    Happy Fathers Day 2021! Today I talk about being a dad and how it really keeps me on track. Next I talk about being ghosted by a lady I really like and how I’m stuck with a 2nd place bowling trophy. Don’t worry. I’m not giving up on love. Hahaha Peace Follow me on Twitter @GlenThinksStuff Email: [email protected]

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    Episode#143 Emotionally Nude, Fishnet & Kissing Murderers

    Summer time and the livins easy! What’s going on GTS crew. Todays short and sweet. I just ramble about what’s been going on in my life, the joys of dating, a little reminiscing about my childhood and how you shouldn’t kiss people unless you make sure they haven’t murdered people. Thanks for listening! Twitter: @GlenThinksStuff Email: [email protected]

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    Episode#142 Tuesday’s Gone, Cussing & Dollar Store Crystal

    Greetings ladies and gentlemen. Today I talk about a different part of my life that I don’t talk about much and how it shaped who I am. I also talk about when I first cussed and how it made me feel. I also read some reviews off of the internet and make some observations and assumptions about the authors of them. Happy Memorial Day. Peace Twitter: @GlenThinksStuff Email: [email protected] This episode is dedicated to my friend “Pete” who gave me somewhere to go and never judged me. RIP

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    Episode#141 Moldy Muffin

    Today I’m talking to you as I have my coffee. I talk about moldy muffins, life and the gas hackers. If you want to contact me, DM me on Twitter or email. Peace Twitter: @GlenThinksStuff Email: [email protected] Song I talked about today-We Didn’t Start The Fire: https://youtu.be/eFTLKWw542g

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    Episode#140 On my way to the fireworks store

    Today is the 3 year anniversary episode of GTS! Today I talk about getting my Covid-19 vaccine and the side effects. I also discuss some frustrations in my current dating life. Thanks for stopping by. Email: [email protected] Twitter: @GlenThinksStuff Subscribe, rate and review Glen Thinks Stuff Podcast wherever you download podcasts!

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    Episode#139 Poppycock, Love & God

    Hey gals and guys. I’m back today talking about everything from the royal family to shrinking penises. It’s been a while but pull up a rocking chair and hang out with me for a bit. Email: [email protected] Twitter: @GlenThinksStuff Subscribe, rate and review Glen Thinks Stuff Podcast wherever you download podcasts!

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    Episode#138 Glens Cleanse, Frozen Cat and Fads

    Hello dear people! I’ve been busy living life but I just wanted to check in with ya. Pull up a chair, pour a glass of sweet tea and catch up with me for a bit. Promo on today’s episode: Positively Wolfie Podcast Email: [email protected] Twitter: @GlenThinksStuff Subscribe, rate and review Glen Thinks Stuff Podcast wherever you download podcasts! Song I talked about on today’s episode: Smoke In A Bar-Travis Tritt https://youtu.be/4nKKmH_aQNA

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    Episode#137 Life, Capitol Frenzy & Puzzle Pieces

    Hey there nosy! What are you doing reading the back of the cereal box? Well, I’m back. Today I talk about why I took January off and what I’ve been up to. I also talk about the storming of the US Capitol and put it in relatable terms. Then I talk about Life and how it’s kind of like a puzzle we’re all trying to put together. Peace Email: [email protected] Twitter: @GlenThinksStuff Subscribe, rate and review Glen Thinks Stuff Podcast wherever you download podcasts!

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    Episode#136 Adult Diapers, The Comedy Store & Death

    Happy New Year! Today I talk about the urine soaked festivities that are New Years Eve in Times Square. I also talk about the new Showtime doc about the Comedy Store. Next I ramble about death and how I was exposed to it young and how that shaped my view of it. Thanks for listening. Peace Email: [email protected] Twitter: @GlenThinksStuff Subscribe, rate and review Glen Thinks Stuff Podcast wherever you download podcasts!

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    Episode#135 Tom Freaks, Anti-Nerf & Jail Reviews

    Hey gals n’ guys! Well I made it to the final GTS of 2020. What a long strange trip it’s been! Today I start off by playing a clip of Tom Cruise flipping out. Then I talk about a mall Santa that refused a kid a nerf gun. Since my show has basically turned into me complaining and telling you about the TV I’m watching, I do just that. But you really do need to check out 60 Days In. To wrap things up, I read some funny jail reviews. Thanks for listening to my podcast this year. I wish you and yours all the best and nothing but good in 2021! Happy New Year! Peace Email: [email protected] Twitter: @GlenThinksStuff Subscribe, rate and review Glen Thinks Stuff Podcast wherever you download podcasts!

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    Episode#134 It’s A Wonderful Smell

    Merry Christmas ladies and guys too I guess! Today I talk about where I’ve been and what I’ve been up to since I didn’t podcast last week. I also talk about a couple new Christmas movies I watched and an interview about aliens that everyone is ignoring. Thanks for listening today! Peace Email: [email protected] Twitter: @GlenThinksStuff Subscribe, rate and review Glen Thinks Stuff Podcast wherever you download podcasts!

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    Episode#133 Ralphie May, Murder & Dating Apps

    Seasons greetings podcast people! Today I talk about one of my favorite standup comedians, Ralphie May. I also ramble about how I’d be a bad murderer and the nightmare of dating apps. I sure have a lot to say about nothing. Thanks for listening! Peace Email: [email protected] Twitter: @GlenThinksStuff Subscribe, rate and review Glen Thinks Stuff Podcast wherever you download podcasts!

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    Episode#132 Gordon Ramsay, Tyson vs Jones & 2020 Reflections

    Seasons greetings ladies and gentlemen! Today I talk about going down a cooking YouTube rabbit hole. Next I talk about the Mike Tyson/Roy Jones Jr fight. Next I talk about playing chicken with a big woman on an electric scooter. I wrap up today’s episode by reflecting back over 2020 and talk about things I’ve learned. Thanks for listening today! Email: [email protected] Twitter: @GlenThinksStuff Subscribe, rate and review Glen Thinks Stuff Podcast wherever you download podcasts!

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    Episode#131 Cornbread Dressing, Sean Connery & Prohibition Poisonings

    Happy Thanksgiving! If you’re listening outside of the US, top of the mornin to ya! Today I start off by talking about how I make my favorite Thanksgiving dish. I also talk about some allergy patch test I had this week and take a moment to remember the guy that died that beat women. Lastly I go on one of my rants about the government and talk about how they poisoned booze during prohibition. To officially kick off the holiday season, I included my Thanksgiving episode from a couple years back at the end of today’s episode. So if your in-laws are getting on your nerves, pour a glass of eggnog, throw your earbuds in and come hang with your boy for a bit! Have a safe and blessed Thanksgiving everyone! Peace Email: [email protected] Twitter: @GlenThinksStuff Subscribe, rate and review Glen Thinks Stuff Podcast wherever you download podcasts!

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    Episode#130 Bing the Kid, Christmas Movies & Google Reviews

    Hey everybody! Today I’m dropping a midweek podcast just because I’m in the holiday spirit...so bite me! Hahaha Today I ramble about what Bing Crosby was probably like as a kid, my favorite Christmas movies, smoking meat and Thanksgiving. I also read some funny Google reviews. Thanks for listening! Peace Email: [email protected] Twitter: @GlenThinksStuff Subscribe, rate and review Glen Thinks Stuff Podcast wherever you download podcasts! Promo for episode 130 provided by: Family Home Evening With Bad Mormons Follow them on Twitter: @FHEBadMormons Website & Merch: https://www.fhebadmormons.com/

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    Episode#129 Snowden, Censorship & Ceiling Fan Mouth

    Hello my fellow folks! Today I talk about having a kind face people like to share stuff with. I also talk about watching Snowden, censorship and Drew Barrymore’s distracting mouth. It’s like watching a ceiling fan. Thanks for listening! Peace Email: [email protected] Twitter: @GlenThinksStuff Subscribe, rate and review Glen Thinks Stuff Podcast wherever you download podcasts!

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    Episode#128 Write-In Coroner, Greyhound Bus & Christmas

    Hey everybody! Thanks for listening to Glen Thinks Stuff! Today I ramble about the election and writing myself in for a coroner job. I also talk about the Dodgers, a greyhound adventure I had in NYC and Christmas. I hope you have a good and safe week! Merry Christmas to y’all and to y’all a goodnight! Email: [email protected] Twitter: @GlenThinksStuff Subscribe, rate and review Glen Thinks Stuff Podcast wherever you download podcasts!

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    Episode#127 Nobody Needs To See That

    Trick or Treat!!!  Happy Halloween GTS listeners!  Today I just ramble for a bit about what Halloween was like for me growing up.  I also talk about some testing I had this week and how other people see more of your body than you do.  I also read about a few cults I never knew about and talk about ex text etiquette. Stay safe! Email: [email protected] Twitter: @GlenThinksStuff

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    Episode#126 Voting Stickers & Starving Children

    Hello guys n’ gals! Today I talk about a little country music playlist I made. I also talk about the cost of I voted stickers and how stupid the Election Day selfies are. I also talk about a crazy Drs visit, my first Twitter troll and how my diet is going. If you want to listen to Glen’s Country Time Playlist, click here: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3K21KIyOd8D7BHOptrvcwZ?si=FM-u88wZS1a6rTB8Va-4Bg Email: [email protected] Twitter: @GlenThinksStuff

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    Episode#125 Coffee With Glen

    Rise and shine good people of podcast land! Today I got an unexpected day off so I decided to go old school and pull out my phone and talk to you on the way home. That’s right, we’re not in the studio today. Listen in as I drink my coffee and talk about Hocus Pocus, a lady I saw flip out in Kohl’s and wanting to eat squirrel. It’s gonna be a beautiful week! Peace Contact info: Email: [email protected] Twitter: @GlenThinksStuff

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Hi there. I’m Glen. This is my stream of consciousness podcast where I talk about what I think about. Pull up a chair and join me on this ridiculous journey. Follow me on Twitter @GlenThinksStuff Email: [email protected]

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