God Hates Fangs True Blood Podcast

It's over!  Here's our take on the final ever episode of True Blood.  This podcast may contain Eric Northman bopping, references to missing werepanthers, and endless griping. godhatesfangs58thankyou.mp3

The end draws ever closer!  Here's our take on the penultimate episode of True Blood, featuring multiple bitchslaps, the mysteries of dirty rice, and an inexplicable make-over. godhatesfangs57loveistodie.mp3 Link: International Business Times - How Successful was True Blood

The end draws near!  So join us to contemplate a smoke monster baby, who will inherit Maxine's doll collection, and what exactly you should do when the local reverend and his wife start tripping balls in your front yard. godhatesfangs56almosthome.mp3 Link: True Blood Auction/

Technical gremlins held us back, but fear not, we're here at last!  Let's take a look at shirtless vacuum cleaning, implausibly tech-savvy gangsters, and whether it's weird to snuggle with your terminally ill vampire dad. godhatesfangs55maybethelasttime.mp3 Link: Alcide has Green Arrow's chest

Better late than never!  Apologies for our tardiness, we're back in business and discussing dubious Yakuza vehicle choices, the benefits of a jawbone as a blunt instrument, and the perils of receiving fellatio from a furious vampire. godhatesfangs54karma.mp3

It's party time!  This week's festivities include disgruntled Republicans, cowboy vampires and jaw-ripping death. godhatesfangs53lostcause.mp3 Link: The Vault: Who's Gonna Live Poll

We're here to bring you the lowdown on True Blood's return to form, with talk of  vampire jet planes, the demise of Blockbuster Video, and the benefits of living on an oil rig during a vampire apocalypse. godhatesfangs52deathisnottheend.mp3 Link: Stephen Moyer & Alexander Skarsgard Want A Bill & Eric Love Scene On 'True Blood'

Death walks among us!  And he's taking out our favourite True Blood characters one by one.  Here you will find ruminations on excessive chest hair, Victorian vampire mash-ups and the mother of all 80s wigs. godhatesfangs51fireinthehole.mp3

Unfortunately the iPad ate our "Hello" at the start of the episode, so we're going to say "Hello" here instead.  Hello. This week we're drunkenly ploughing our way through obscure children's books references, the mother of all periods, and some confusion over Mötley Crüe's role in all this. godhatesfangs50ifoundyou.mp3

At long last, we have returned!  Here's our take on the season seven premiere of True Blood, in which we discuss the whereabouts of Eric's burning penis, Sookie's perpetual stupidity, and Sam's inability to morph into a velociraptor.  archive.org/download/godhatesfangs49jesusgonnabehere.mp3/godhatesfangs49jesusgonnabehere.mp3 Links: https://twitter.com/AnnaPaquin https://twitter.com/_smoyer Stephen Moyer talks Soccer Aid

We're all hot and bothered as we take at look at season six, episode three of True Blood.  Contains Sam's junk, inept policing, and Epic Hippie Redshirt Death. godhatesfangs48yourenogood.mp3

Belated greetings, boys and girls!  In our all-new podcast we take a look back at the excessive ladygardens, disturbing contortions, and extremely dubious new love interests of season six, episode two of True Blood. godhatesfangs47thesun.mp3 Links: EJ Scott's eBay store Jessica's Vlog Playstation Nation Podcast

Billith has risen!  And so have we, to bring you our recap of the first episode of season six of True Blood.  Here be werewolf threeways, inept vampire SWAT teams, bonus superpowers and Bill's junk. godhatesfangs46whoareyoureally.mp3 Links: True Blood in 36 gifs Andy's Trout Flies T-shirt

We're back from the dead to bring you a run down of our ten best and ten worst things about season five of True Blood! http://archive.org/download/godhatesfangs45tenbestworst.mp3/godhatesfangs45tenbestworst.mp3

The apocalypse is here!  So we're settling down for a lovely night of exploding redshirts, fly vision and shiny vaginas.  godhatesfangs44saveyourself.mp3 Please let us know your suggestions for our forthcoming "Ten best and ten worst things about season six" podcast!  Links The Vault: Nat's article about Bill Bonus scene

The world's going to Hell in a handcart!  And we're along for the ride, bringiug you tales of fairy survival tactics, Alcide's Terminator dad, and the benifits of owning a helicoptor.  godhatesfangs43sunset.mp3 Links: The Barrens trailer Calvin Klein commercial The Vault Cliffhanger Compentition

We're drunk as skunks!  But we're going to endeavor to bring you the latest on inventive vampire deaths, methods of hiding pregnancy bumps, and the pros and cons of moving to Alaska. godhatesfangs42gonegonegone.mp3

Tonight we're gonna party like it's 1989!  And we're giving you the low-down on ineffective vampire guards, shapeshifter fly-squishing and vaginal-looking penises. godhatesfangs41everybodywantstoruletheworld.mp3 Links: http://www.keepamericahuman.com/

We're hungry like the wolf!  And we're here to talk to you about shape shifter snake venom, werewolf smackdowns, and shagging your doppelganger. godhatesfangs40somebodythatiusedtoknow.mp3

Fear and loathing in New Orleans!  This week we're chatting about vampire acid trips, flying cars, and well-trimmed pubic hair. godhatesfangs39inthebeginning.mp3 Links: 2GuysTalking: Fangbanger podcast

Well met by moonlight!  Our latest offering concerns manfunctioning microwave fingers, pre-loaded crossbows, and the question of how many zombies you can fit in a werewolf barn. godhatesfangs38hopeless.mp3 Links: Comic Con season 5 trailer Donate to Kristin Bauer van Straten's Out of Africa documentary Jessica's T-Rex t-shirt

It's the return of the king!  Join us for a discussion on supernatural Scooby gangs, evil puppet vampires and He-Man pyjamas. godhatesfangs37letsbootandrally.mp3 Links: Wiki: Ifrit

Praise Lilith! May she enlighten us on the subjects of possessed cars, fairy strip joints and vampire pot heads.godhatesfangs36wellmeetagain.mp3LinksWiki: Judas TreeAllStephenMoyer: Petition to have The Barrens released in theatres

SANDINISTA!  Join us once more as we ponder the value of a vampire-staking iPhone app, the hazards of having a gumbo-spiking demon and the perils of cat piss in your shoes. godhatesfangs35whateveriam.mp3 Links: Wiki: Salome True Blood Cook Book

Heil the Authority!  This week we're bringing you a little chat about vampire brain damage, Eric's top hat, and Alcide's work-out regime.  godhatesfangs34authorityalwayswins.mp3 Links: Get ripped like Joe Manganiello HBO True Blood online store

Your prodigal podcast has returned!  In our first Season 5 podcast, we take a look at werewolf cannibalism, thirty-year-old teenagers, and the practice of keeping one's bra on during sex. godhatesfangs33turnturnturn.mp3 Links: Youtube: Stephen Moyer discusses spooning with Skarsgard Youtube: Pam talks about her first progeny Wiki: Lilith

Michael McMillian was in the house yesterday (via the magic of Skype)!  In our interview with Michael, he discusses Steve Newlin's return to True Blood, his involvement in writing the comics, what the future holds for the True Blood comic series, getting fitted for his new set of fangs, and.... Downton Abbey!  Many thanks to Michael for joining us on the show!  godhatesfangs32MichaelMcMillianInterview.mp3 Michael told us how he's recently donated some of his comics to Deborah Ann Woll's boyfriend EJ Scott's charity to raise money for research into a cure for choroideremia.  EJ suffers from this hereditary condition, which causes blindness, and is going to be running 12 marathons in 12 months for charity.  You can learn more on this site, and donate via Paypal: http://choroideremia.org/crf/

Happy New Year!  Apologies for the immense delay in bringing you this podcast.  Blame technology.  In this show we are discussing the second installment of True Blood comic books, entitled Tainted Love.  We also take a look at a few other vampire comics, and some season five spoilers that are juicier than a femoral artery. godhatesfangs31vampirecomics2.mp3 Girl dressed as Vampirella for ComicCon 1973: Links: Disposable Heroes Comics Comics and Fantasy

Kick out the jams!  True Blood may be over for now, but we're back with our list of the ten best and ten worst things about season four!   godhatesfangs30bestworstseason4.mp3 Join us in two weeks' time for our re-cap of the second arc of True Blood comics! Links: Nicholas Cage is a Vampire!

That's all, folks!  Join us as we look over the season four finale, and consider the topics of zombie sex, the plausibility of pork rind casserole, and a blood donation ménage à trois. godhatesfangs29andwhenidie.mp3 But don't fear folks, season four may be over, but we will continue podcasting throughout the long-ass wait until season five!  Next week we will be compiling our list of the top ten best and worst things about season four (send us your comments!), then there will follow a second True Blood comics podcast, a podcast about some of the other movies that the True Blood cast have starred in, a season one and two recap, a look at the Sookie Stackhouse novels, and a third vampire movies podcast.  Stick around!

Set your phazers to stun!  Expect an onslaught of random fairy fornication, Jedi knife-throwing and flaming hand smackdowns. godhatesfangs28souloffire.mp3 Links: Vote for True Blood to win Scream Awards!!

Smoke 'em if you've got 'em!  We're rockin' out with treehouse rehab, pencil stakings, and vampire first-aiders. godhatesfangs27burningdownthehouse.mp3 Links: ebay: Bid for lunch with Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer! AllStephenMoyer.com: Article about The Caller TrueBlood-News.com: Review of The Caller

See you on the dark side of the moon... where you'll find fully clothed threesomes, bunny fondling, and Viking vampire zombies. godhatesfangs26letsgetoutofhere.mp3 Links: Wetpaint: True Blood offends real witches Inside True Blood Blog: Interview with Nelsan Ellis

We come in peace!  And we bear glad tidings of shapeshifter Barbie dolls, werewolf garden parties and sexy Narnia-themed acid trips. godhatesfangs25spellbound.mp3 Links: SFX Magazine 100 Most Iconic Sci-Fi Characters Scans Wiki: La Llorona

Let's raise a glass to vampire skin peels, sloppy joes and the joys of dogging. godhatesfangs24coldgreylightofdawn.mp3 Links: askarsgard.com: Alex's birthday charity appealWiki: Louisiana Creole French

Avast, me hearties!  Here be goat tongues for breakfast, panther handcuffs and the ultimate cockblock. godhatesfangs23iwishiwasthemoon.mp3 Links: Trailer: The Caller The Vault: Image of Stephen Moyer and Richard Gere in The Double (Sorry, no trailer for this yet!) Trailer: Straw Dogs Trailer: Griff the Invisible IMDB: Margaret (Sorry, no trailer for this one either!)

Pretties for you!  This week we're bringing you a glimpse at a world of marshmallow-addicted gators, cut-price exorcisms, and ninja death squads. godhatesfangs22meandthedevil.mp3 Links: Wikipedia: Brujeria Nat's Compton/Bellefleur family tree at trueblood-news.com

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition... and then they show up in True Blood!  Join the shenanigans in Bon Temps, where everyone's getting shirtless, Eric's getting drunk, and Pam's face is falling off. godhatesfangs21imaliveandonfire.mp3 Links: LA Times - True Blood Set Design Article Wikipedia - Basque Witch Trials

Hell's bells, it's our 20th podcast!  This week we discuss sinister dolls, panther gang-rape and the mark one Honda Civic. godhatesfangs20ifyoulovemewhyamidying.mp3 Links: http://www.vamps-kill.com/

Long live the King!  In this week's podcast we look at episode two of season four, and ponder the issues of panther sperm donation, exchanging microwaves for sexual favours, and vampire punk rockers. godhatesfangs19yousmelllikedinner.mp3 Links: Wikipedia: Louis Pasteur The Vault: Bid on Vive Le Rock T-shirt signed by Stephen Moyer for charity 2GuysTalking: Fangbanger Podcast Jessica's Blog

Heavens above!  After a wait that seemed like eternity, True Blood is BACK!  And so are we, fellow fangbangers!  Join us for our first season four episode re-cap, in which we discuss lebian cagefighters, demon babies, and zombie parrots. godhatesfangs18shesnotthere.mp3

All hail the vampires of the silver screen!  Here's our second look at some other vampire movies and TV shows that all you fangbangers out there might dig. godhatesfangs17vampiremovies2.mp3 Links: Neko Case and Nick Cave duet on She's Not There (from Gary Calamar's blog)

We come bearing gifts!  Our latest offering re-caps the first six issues of the awesome True Blood comic book series, and we also take a look at some other vampire comics and graphic novels. godhatesfangs16vampirecomics.mp3 Keep checking in, soon we will be hosting the second of our Vampire Movies specials!  Technical difficulties (bloody iTunes, grumble grumble grumble) has meant that our links section has to be moved to a seperate post, sorry!

Nosferatu's coming to get you! And so are Dracula, Angel, Barnabas Collins, Kurt Barlow and David bloody Bowie, as we present to you our look at the history of vampires on screen. godhatesfangs15vampiremovies.mp3   Keep an eye out for our forthcoming Vampire Comics podcast, and our show taking a look at some other vampire movies that we didn't have time to cover in this episode. Links: God Hates Fangs Facebook Page Inside True Blood Blog

Belated Halloween greetings!  In our all-singing, all-dancing new episode we look at twenty shows that everyone out there suffering from True Blood withdrawal can check out in the long months until season four. godhatesfangs14twentytvshows.mp3 Our True Blood Halloween: True Blood Pumpkin True Blood Cake Natalie dressed as Sookie Links: Bill and Eric tattoo on ugliesttattoos.failblog.org "The Office" Halloween episode: Sookie and Bill  

We're back, and badder than ever! Apologies for the delay, here is our show discussing the best and worst things in season three of True Blood.  This podcast may contain extreme prejudice towards fairies. godhatesfangs13bestandworstseason3.mp3 Remember to join us in a fortnight for our look at some other kickass shows that you could check out in the long wait until season four! Links: HBO Costumes Competition Sesame Street True Blood Parody

Well folks, it's come to an end.  Join us as we dissect the True Blood season 3 finale, which featured Obi-Wan-Godric, a flying saucer-cum-chandelier, an ice-skater's costume, and a random Matrix moment. godhatesfangs12evilisgoingon.mp3 We hope you've enjoyed listening, and we're pleased to announce that just because the season is over doesn't mean our podcasts are.  Join us next week when we list our ten most and least favourite things about season 3. The following week we'll be looking at some of the great TV shows that you can watch during the True Blood haitus.  That will be followed with a show dedicated to other vampire TV shows and movies.  Once the six issue run of True Blood comics finishes in a few month's time we'll have a podcast dedicated to those, which will also look at a few other vampire-based comic series.  We'd love it if you could e-mail us any suggestions for these upcoming shows at [email protected].  

The Devil went down to Louisiana, and what did he find?  Why, stripper cardiologists, tango ringtones, illiterate dog-boys and herbal abortion of course. godhatesfangs11freshblood.mp3 Links: Mississippi Museum of Art, Jackson Wikipedia: Ain't We Got Fun Youtube: True Blood Season 3 Finale Promo  

Howdy partners!  Let us mosey on down to Bon Temps, where we find "fucking lame" fairies, vampire terrorists, dog-kicking and overpriced hookers. godhatesfangs10ismellarat.mp3 Links: Wikipedia - Jeffrey Dahmer Trailer for Red Hill

Darkness forever!  This week, the True Blood carnage involves corpse disposal, incest, Bruce Campbell and quickfire spine removal. godhatesfangs09everythingisbroken.mp3 Links: The Haun Solo Project on Myspace Wikipedia: Maya Jaguar Gods Still of Earl Stackhouse article 1 Still of Earl Stackhouse article 2 Rolling Stone Cover