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Goin' Nowhere Fast

by Vinnie, and Pat

Two comedians discussing life, comedy, and trying to pursue a job in the entertainment industry...with some random stuff along the way.Give a follow:Vinnie- @iamvinniefalconePat- @pat_colicchio

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Episodes

  1. Ep 58 We're Professionals

    Listen to us complain, and make fun of each other again!!

  2. Ep. 57 We Did Our Buddies Podcast

    Pat and I go on our buddies, Rich and Rob's podcast called "No Charisma Podcast". It was filthy, funny, and we had a great time. Enjoy!

  3. Ep 56 Can Pat Do It?

    Consistency baby!! Tune in to decide if Pat can hit his fitness goals, and hear how stupid we are

  4. Ep 55 What do you do all day?

    We're back and just as bad as ever baby!!!

  5. Ep 54 Nate Adamsky

    We are back and as mediocre as ever, but joined by the very funny Nate Adamsky. Come see us all preform this Thursday 3/18 at the Mint!

  6. Ep 53 Breck Lawrence

    Sommelier and restaurateur Breck Lawrence comes on the podcast, to really class up the joint; then thankfully brings it back down to our level when we talk about starting out in the service industry.

  7. Ep 52 Shaun Fagan

    True Spec master fitter, Shaun Fagan, comes on to talk about the details of his job; and why it's important to your game, no matter what level you are at. We also get into some of the best aspects of golf, and why we love the game so much.

  8. Ep 50 Greg Benevent

    After a long layoff we're back and zooming, with the always funny Greg Benevent

  9. Ep 49 You're Our Only Hope

    Pat and Vinnie come out with some quarantine musings about tv shows, comedy, and what sacks of shit we are.

  10. Ep 48 Bair: Mullet Musings

    Our friend and favorite country boy Bair comes on the podcast to discuss his life in comedy and beyond

  11. Ep 47 Brett Eby

    You guys know the drill at this point; Bretty is funny, Vinnie and Pat are angry

  12. Ep 46 Insecurity Futures

    Ole' Pat and Vince have a night to ourselves to talk about what pathetic losers we are

  13. Ep 45 Anthony Amorello

    The great Anthony Amorello comes on the podcast to talk about some of the best and worst parts of comedy.

  14. Ep 43 Alan Peterson

    One of our favorite comics, Alan Peterson, came on the podcast to talk comedy but we mostly got pretty distracted

  15. Ep 42 Mike Sasson

    The very funny Mike Sasson came on the podcast to school us on the business and life of comedy

  16. Ep 41 Ellen Doyle

    Very funny Ellen Doyle comes on the podcast to discuss her budding career as a sex worker

  17. Ep 40 Julia Colicchio

    We had my sister on the podcast, because nepotism runs rampant in Hollywood

  18. Ep 39 John Murphy

    Good friend, and documentary film maker, John Murphy comes on to talk about the films he has been making and the awesome causes behind them.

  19. Ep 38 Graham Rodgers

    The very funny Graham Rodgers comes on the podcast to talk about comedy, garbage people at the gym, and some the bad things we've done along the way.

  20. Ep 37 Maddie Hanson

    The very hilarious, and surprisingly mean, Maddie Hanson comes on the podcast to mostly talk about how much we hate people. In a funny way though

  21. Ep 36 Lee Syatt

    The very cuddly, and very funny, Lee Syatt comes on the podcast to cover all of our favorite topics, and more.

  22. Ep 35 Robert Vertrees

    One of our favorite crazy people comes on the podcast to talk about fighting, your responsibility to society, and how the not so funny things in life become comedy.

  23. Ep 34 Brendan Cooney

    One of our favorite comics comes on the podcast to talk to us about the LA comedy community, being a piece of shit, and more

  24. Ep 33 Brandon Barrera

    One of our favorite comics, and people, Brandon Barrera comes on the podcast to talk about work, life, comedy, and working on those night moves.

  25. Ep 32 Mikey McKernan

    The goofy and hilarious Mikey McKernan comes on the podcast to talk about finding your voice, committing, much more, but most importantly Harry Potter.

  26. Ep 31 Luke Allen

    The very funny and very agitated Luke Allen comes on the podcast and talks about everything; from dating porn stars, to the little things that piss us off.

  27. Ep 30 Josh Potter

    The ridiculous, and ridiculously funny Josh Potter comes on the podcast and talks about everything from comedy to porn stars; and of course much more. Try it out

  28. Ep 29 Tara Erickson

    The very funny, and hard working, Tara Erickson comes on and talks about all the things she does to make it in show business; and of course much more

  29. Ep 28 Leon Walker

    A good friend of the room, Leon Walker comes on. We talk a lot about the decisions you make every day, and how they change the big picture, and make a few jokes along the way.

  30. Ep 27 Ericson

    The very funny Ericson comes on the podcast and we discuss comedy, human nature, and where the two often meet. He's funny, he's brutally honest, and he's one of a kind. Ladies and gentlemen, Ericson.

  31. Ep 26 Bruno Mastrodicasa

    Our guest today is a comedian, and pod-caster. You can catch him at his monthly show, called "Let's Ride Hard", at the Fourth Wall.

  32. Ep 25 Devontae Green

    We have a real change of pace this episode, when fellow comic Devontae Green comes on and prompts some philosophical debate. Things get wild, and entertaining.

  33. Ep 24 We Need More Followers

    Pat and Vinnie get together to talk about how we need more followers, how you unappreciative pigs are sleeping on our social media game, and much more.

  34. Ep 22 Eddie Jackson

    Sat down with Professional boxer, mixed martial artist, and personal trainer, Eddie Jackson. We talk about training, self-defense, and nutrition.

  35. Ep 21 Jeremy Reynolds

    Jeremy tells the the unbelievable story of how the director of the film he was cast for was murdered. You Don't want to miss this one.

  36. Ep 20 Rob Pugliese

    The very funny Rob Pugliese comes on with us, and discusses comedy, his troubled youth, dating crazy, and a whole bunch more

  37. Ep 19 Ariana Basseri

    We talk with the lovely, hilarious, and refreshingly honest Ariana Basseri about some of our favorite topics; Comedy, relationships, and everything in between.

  38. Ep 18 Sasha Boggs

    We had the pleasure of talking to the hilarious Sasha Boggs about dating, comedy, and she even helps mediate a fight between Pat and I.

  39. Ep 16 Rob Banks

    Had a blast talking about comedy, pre-show nerves, and when it's appropriate to "Dine n' Dash".

  40. Ep 13 Cole Alexander

    Had such a fun and very weird time hearing about Cole's interesting comedy career and even more interesting life. Enjoy!

  41. Ep 12 Deon Williams

    Had an amazing time with boxer, trainer, and comedian, Deon Williams. We talk to Deon about boxing, growing up in an impoverished area, and the ART of stand up comedy.

  42. Ep 10 Agostino Zoida

    Had the pleasure of talking to a guy that has had such a big influence in our career. Talking about stand up, navigating clubs, and the importance of maintaining relationships.

  43. Ep 9 Big Girls Don't Cry

    We talk about rejection, comedy, and finding your purpose in this crazy little thing called life.

  44. Ep 8 Eric Rocha

    Had so much fun talking about dating, comedy, and how to get pat laid!!!

  45. Ep 7 Joe Manente

    Had a blast talking about how Joe created The Fourth Wall open mic, progressing in comedy, and how he regulates on people who fuck with him.

  46. Ep 6 Charlie Sawyer

    Great time with Charlie Sawyer. We talk about open mics, writing jokes, and doin' drugs.

  47. Ep 5 Audrey Stewart

    Had such a fun time talking about comedy, how to get booked on shows, and got a little insight on what her favorite "smash bro's" character is.

  48. Ep 4 Just The Two Of Us

    Pat and Vinnie talk about how they need to get on stage more, and how they can start their own open-mic. And of course, as always, some random stuff along the way.

  49. Ep 3 Mike Eshaq

    Awesome episode with Mike Eshaq, breaking down comedy, dating, and life.

  50. Ep 2 Travis Clyburn

    A great episode with the very funny, Travis Clyburn. Listen to us talk about breaking into the comedy industry, and getting way too many boners.

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Two comedians discussing life, comedy, and trying to pursue a job in the entertainment industry...with some random stuff along the way.Give a follow:Vinnie- @iamvinniefalconePat- @pat_colicchio

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Vinnie, and Pat

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