Golan-Globus Theater

This is a wild one. For once I would recommend listening to the trailer to get a whiff of what they thought the plot was going to be.

A cozy Sunday afternoon type of movie. Egguccino anyone?

This movie is nothing. Not bad, not good, it just exists.

The sensei returns in what may be the last of his theatrical releases and man does he not disappoint! Bonus, it's based in our neck of the woods, Detroit!

Simple scifi concept done awful.

Intro ends around 40 minute mark Chuck is an odd one.

"From the director of Darkman"

Macho Man doesn't get enough time but this is GGT through and through https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0743483/?ref_=ttch_ov_bk

Trailer begins around 36 minute mark TOM NOONAN IS INCREDIBLE (if you listen to Griff you already know this)

Joe joins us to talk wrastlin and the last good film by Carpenter

Long opener, trailer begins at 38:45 There's a lot to say about this movie, that's how you end up with a 40 minute opener

Fred may have been doing scenes on his own during the weekends, but BIG PAPA showed up!

When all that glitter ain't gold, turn to Kojak.

Coffin Ed and Gravedigger Jones are back in the theater! If only we could have had several more sequels so this episode is bittersweet.

Did Shaft's sequel improve on the original or continue to be very ok?

YES THAT ROBOCOP

Malcolm McDowell is charming? A babyface?

One of the best introductions to a character ever

Great little film here folks. Find out what this Italian Job sandwich craze is all about.

Little Richard appears as a throwaway character and we have Stuart aboard to explain alligator lore.

This movie almost made it to the S tier.

Practical effects continues to build it's superiority case. Make sure to check out Jack and his books here! postmodernpulp.com / @jbadelaire @jack-badelaire

Merry Christmas

AN EARLY CHRISTMAS GIFT

Lot of good bits set to a very strange tone.

Phil returns with an 80's cable tv mainstay Find our wonderful guest Phil @flixology101 and his site: flixology101.com

Crichton has some of the right ideas but this movie is pretty boring. Cool CootieBots though.

Unlike Running Man, this movie has plenty of great action and tension.

Cool practical effects and stunts, first time director, interesting villains, do we have ourselves a misunderstood genius?!

And Clint Howard, the greatest actor of our time

Could this be the last Cannon film we ever do???

Definitely worth a watch

WIIIIIIIIINGS

Let's talk practical effects

BUT LEOPARDS AREN'T WOLVES! Stick with us friends, this is a great movie to talk about and it definitely ties into the theme.

Our favorite drunk uncle makes a return to the Theater playing a role he was born for.

You like your wolves as a bipedal or on all four?

A lot of UFC dudes hanging out in Under Armour sportswear

Another movie that could have been fine if it weren't weighed down by being a reboot. Conan is very close to Murray's heart so he has plenty to say.

I wanna kiss you, hold you, never scold, you just love you Suck on you neck, caress you and rub you Grind, moan and never be alone If you're not standing next to me you're on the phone Can't you hear it in my voice? I need love bad I've got money, but love's something I've never had I need your ruby red lips sweet face and all I love you more than a man who's 10 feet tall I'd watch the sunrise in your eyes We're so in love when we hug we become paralyzed Our bodies explode in ecstasy unreal You're as soft as a pillow and I'm as hard as steel It's like a dream land, I can't lie, I never been there Maybe this is an experience that me and you can share Clean and unsoiled yet sweaty and wet I swear to you this is something I'll never forget

Kicking things off with Detroit's own Robocop. It fails at every level to compare but without the title this could be a perfectly meh movie.

Two good movies in a row?! Sure, this is far from perfect and Carpenter admits it himself, but that title track is possibly his finest! And if you are here for hate, that returns next week...

The boys figure out that The Hunted is in the Friday the 13th universe.

Make sure to check out Jack and his books here! postmodernpulp.com / @jbadelaire @jack-badelaire https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0113360/

They continue to miss the point of the original film with this wannabe Bond full of Breenscreen.

That's right, a terminator but the gender has been swapped and removed of robots.

Wrapping things up with a huge franchise that is still somehow churning out movies.

Well, at least Travolta was trying to act like his son who was on the autism spectrum

The sensei returns with his last decent movie surrounded by a lot of interesting villains.

Did we get another Griffmas miracle featuring Henry Silva?!