Gold Bones

We have a new podcast and it's totally different from our old podcast.

Everyone is here for the final episode of Gold Bones! Sam, Lucian, Mallory, Andrew, and Jeff!

Andrew and Jeff talk about hospitals. Basically just hospital stuff this week.

Mallory tricks Andrew and Jeff over and over again. When will those chode burglers learn?

Mallory, Andrew, and Jeff get pretty blue in this one and Wolfe makes up a love language. 

Lucian, Andrew, and Jeff do another one about animal husbandry

Mallory, Andrew, and Jeff think about the end of the world.

Andrew and Jeff are buddies working through a difficult time in their relationship. Jeff is a bad listener.

Andrew and Jeff do one about whittling and the occupational hazards of whittling.

Mallory, Andrew, and Jeff improvise about what it's like to be part of the 1%

I don't even know with this one.

Mallory, Andrew, and Jeff improvise once again on that oldest of archetypal myths: Babe: Pig in the City.

Andrew and Jeff discover some sexy crows in their collective imagination.

Chad's back!

Mallory, Andrew, and Jeff improvise mostly about Qdoba and the financial officers thereof.

Lucian, Andrew and Jeff go on an imaginative journey in search of Meaning and what they find there is predatory birds.

Andrew and Jeff do NOT make fun of the dyslexic this week, and even if they did, Jeff actually is dyslexic in real life so he would just be making light of his own experiences which you can't really get mad at him for. 

Andrew and Jeff deal with trust as the foundation of any heathy relationship.

Andrew and Jeff mostly talk about the movie Mars Needs Moms. 

Andrew and Jeff read an epic poem.

Mallory, Andrew, and Jeff tell another story from the Spacebar. Mallory probably would have tied it all together beautifully but, Jeff talks over her ideas as usual and the plot just kinda peters out. 

Jeff and Andrew were all on their own a few weeks ago and decided to record a story from a little dive bar tucked away in a minor spiral arm of the Milky Way Galaxy known as the Orion Spur.

Sam, Andrew, and Jeff do a Bat that ends up being about zombies.

Andrew and Jeff talk a lot about Christianity but with cows added to the mix.

Lucian, Andrew, and Jeff tell a story about scarcity and the sacrifices it necessitates around the North Pole.

Mallory, Andrew, and Jeff perform an improvised murder mystery with very little murder and even less mystery. Then they do another one about kombucha and those who produce it and those who consume it.

Lucian, Mallory, Andrew, and Jeff perform a Bat about lost treasure and calling your teacher mom.

This week, after losing one recording session to faulty technology, Mallory, Andrew, and Jeff just kinda chat about their childhoods for awhile. It's kind of a weird one. I hope you like it.

Mallory, Sam, Andrew, and Jeff perform a Bat about spooky real estate investments, what it might be like to meet Adam Sandler, and the relative merits of different melons. Then Sam leaves without a word. The remaining crew does another Bat and then talks about Andrew Jackson for probably definitely way too long.

It's another double header this week! Mallory, Sam, Andrew, and Jeff explore themes of love, babytheft, and Moses. Then they move on to french rats and it gets a little gross.

Mallory, Lucian, Andrew, and Jeff take a deep dive into The Sixth Grade. 

Lucian, Andrew, and Jeff find themselves on the bleeding edge of nutritional "science"

Andrew and Jeff talk about justice.

Sam, Andrew, and Jeff perform a Bat dealing with class warfare.

Mallory, Andrew, and Jeff perform a Bat for you. This week they start off with a warmup extrapolation leading to roly polies. The Bat touches on themes important to us all; themes like: memory crystals, bizarrely misogynistic reinterpretations of the fall of Adam and Eve, skiing.

Sam, Lucian, Andrew, and Jeff perform a Bat that deals with pigs and the value of knowledge.

Mallory, Lucian, Andrew, and Jeff describe a high school badass. Mallory paints a lewd painting. Canada Kid is sensitive about his origins.

Mallory, Lucian, Andrew, and Jeff perform a Bat about a sweet rock'n'roll band! Tune in this week to hear how some misfit teens overcome their differences and learn a few lessons along the way.

Mallory lies about beans.

Jeff and Andrew perform two Bats. First a trip to jail. Next, those pearly whites, AKA Heaven and the metro-Heaven area.

Lucian, Andrew, and Jeff will wow you with an adrenaline fueled story of a teacher with an unorthodox pedagogy.

Mallory, Lucian, Andrew, and Jeff start with a warm-up Extrapolation of a high stakes proposal Then a Bat that takes us on a journey to the near east. This weeks episode is about what it really means to be an adult.

Sam, Andrew, and Jeff present an hour long extravaganza! From a pants version of Dorian Gray to the brutal realities of the Great War, these boys hit all the hot topics from today's headlines.

Lucian, Andrew, and Jeff start off with an extrapolation in which a sheep is injured. Jeff and Andrew continue on to detail one man's circuitous path to woo his english teacher.

Mallory, Andrew, and Jeff talk about the different games you can play and how you can always win any of them by just catching the snitch.

Jeff and Andrew really mess around on this one.

Mallory, Lucian, Jeff, and Andrew recount the tragic salvation of a sweet little racehorse named Hunter Gatherer.

Jeff, Chad, and Andrew find out about a good way to get through high school.

Andrew and Jeff talk about the difficulties of navigating the job market.

Andrew, Jeff, Mallory, and Max learn about proper succulent care.