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Golden Beryl
by Golden Beryl
1. Golden means made of, or relating to gold.2. The word beryl – Middle English: beril – is borrowed, via Old French: beryl and Latin: beryllus, from Ancient Greek βήρυλλος bḗryllos, which referred to a ’precious blue-green color-of-sea-water stone’;[2] from Prakrit veruḷiya, veḷuriya ’beryl’[8][a] which is ultimately of Dravidian origin, maybe from the name of Belur or Velur, a town in Karnataka, southern India.[9] The term was later adopted for the mineral beryl more exclusively.3. A brief description for a comedy podcast is the least funny thing we could possibly think of doing.
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Strange Sovereign
A detailed reconstruction of the events in that Aberdeen carpark. Narrator - Geebs Marie Williams.
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Cover
The five judges on the judging committee for the book competition put their heads together to judge the winner! Judge - Sophie Wright Judge - Louise Marwood Judge - Tom Cottle Judge - Jonathan Broke Chair of Judges - Hannah Gittos
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Neon Stench
It's all hands on deck in the operating room as the doctor and his team try to save the life of a patient injured in a squash match. Cast Doctor - Jonathan Broke Susan - Sophie Wright Susan - Hannah Gittos Susan - Tom Cottle Susan - Louise Marwood
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To Vice Industrious
Modern Britain is in crisis and only a small group of wealthy men wearing red trousers can reverse this irreversible decline. Politician Who's Only Saying What We're All Thinking - Ben Lund-Conlon https://www.patreon.com/GoldenBeryl
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Sally/Barry and the Universal Credit
Sally and Barry attend a meeting at Jobcentre Plus. Sally - Nina Crane Barry - Jordan Louis Mr Fineman - Ross Biff https://www.patreon.com/GoldenBeryl
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Air Thick With Air
A journey into the Golden Beryl archive to remember a groundbreaking project from 1976. Host – Fred Newnes Peter Thurston – Andy Pandini Jocelyn Finchington – Holly Janowski Percy Vanderslice – Ben Lund-Conlon Richard Bonnington – Ross Biff https://www.patreon.com/GoldenBeryl
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Sally/Barry and the Grief
Sally and Barry attempt to deal with their grief. Sally - Nina Crane Barry - Jordan Louis Dr. Zenga - Ross Biff https://www.patreon.com/GoldenBeryl
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Roundaboutaround
Maureen has to be up at 6am, but a mysterious individual has other ideas. Cast Man - Ralph Spooner Man Singing About Skin - Flex Bartram Maureen - Holly Janowski https://www.patreon.com/GoldenBeryl
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Plain Gas - An Interruptor's Commentary
Join George Samuelson and Del Orinda as they outline ideas and strategies for the successful and prolonged interruption of Citizen Kane. Cast George Samuelson - Andy Pandini Del Orinda - Fred Newnes Charwoman - Holly Janowski
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The Resurrection of George Samuelson
Bold, new writing from Golden Beryl. The story of an ordinary man whose pride allows him to be tempted by a great evil, and his downfall and eventual rebirth that follow. Penned by award-winning author Thurston Lodge.
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In Strangling Hands
If you see something that doesn't look right...
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Maze of Life
Soloist - Siwen Huang Art doesn't have age.
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Waste Details - Heliodoor
The sixth and final part of the six-part story about a little boy with one leg that was a mile long. https://www.patreon.com/GoldenBeryl
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Waste Details - Morris
Part Five of a thrilling, six-part series chronicling the thrilling events in Dalcross as they build to a thrilling conclusion. https://www.patreon.com/GoldenBeryl
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Waste Details - Sandling
Part Four of a six-part series about the goings on in the streets of Dalcross. https://www.patreon.com/GoldenBeryl
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Waste Details - Karawane
Part three of a six-part series about a small town with big ideas. https://www.patreon.com/c/GoldenBeryl
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Waste Details - Howitzer
Part two of a six-part series about a town with a multi-billion dollar space programme. https://bsky.app/profile/goldenberyl.bsky.social https://www.patreon.com/GoldenBeryl
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Waste Details - Dalcross
Part one of a six-part series about a small town and its multi-billion pound space programme.
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The Lincarno Directive - The Complete Case
Follow Inspector Dodamon through every twist and turn as he attempts to get to the bottom of something or other in the town.
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The Lincarno Directive - Part Three
Final part of the exciting detective series about a detective being in a town. https://bsky.app/profile/goldenberyl.bsky.social https://www.patreon.com/GoldenBeryl
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The Lincarno Directive - Part Two
Part Two of the exciting detective series about a detective being in a town. https://bsky.app/profile/goldenberyl.bsky.social https://www.patreon.com/GoldenBeryl
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The Lincarno Directive - Part One
Part One of an exciting new detective series about a detective being in a town. https://bsky.app/profile/goldenberyl.bsky.social https://www.patreon.com/c/GoldenBeryl?utm_source=campaign-search-results
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Velociraptor Motel - Episode 2175
Just another day at Velociraptor Motel.
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A Fireside Chat - Part Two
George Lupine is your host for this concluding part of the chat with Dame Adeline Stephen. Theme music recorded at Besbrode Pianos in Leeds.
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A Fireside Chat - Part One
First part of the live recording of the conversation between George Lupine and Dame Adeline Stephen. Theme music recorded at Besbrode Pianos in Leeds.
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The Runton Curse
The life of every man, woman and child in West Runton is under threat from a malevolent crag.
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Abducted!
John Bathgate is watching an important football match on the television.
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Night of the Muncaster!
Another case for Detectives Neeskens and Rep.
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Velociraptor Motel - Episode Fourteen
More things happen at the motel.
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The Invasion!
Aliens attack and only Detectives Neeskens and Rep can save the Earth.
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The Unattended Egg
Yvonne Smith makes a decision.
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Revenge of the Ghost Mayor!
Another exciting investigation from the files of the Detective Bureau.
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A Gala Performance
Sir Crispin Gardner conducts the London Symphony Orchestra.
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Velociraptor Motel - Episode One
Just another day at Velociraptor Motel.
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Your Blazer is Horrible
Television Preacher - Full Spectrum Dominance - Mount Everest - Winter Song - The Torriano Memory Slideshow - War Cop.
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Your Trousers Are Horrible
Leos Pays His Debts - The Speedway Racer and the Dog - Inventor - Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Sailor - Tracksuit Bottoms and Shoes - The Tree - The Widow Window - Pinholes Through a Black Sheet. Music for the Tree - Permafrost by Scott Buckley.
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6. Polygraph Examination of Jack Ruby
Sore, Sore Throat - Sax Shop - One Man Fracas (Wedding) - Hospital Incinerator - Scientific Experiment - Disco Graph - Bombmaking (Execution) - Sore, Sore Throat - Lost Glasses
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5. Speculations and Rumours
Selections from the private diaries of Robert Catesby.
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4. Investigation of a Possible Conspiracy
Jockeys - Elsewhere - Armed Dads - Pin Code - One Man Fracas - The Long-Term Amateur - Elsewhere - Rag and Bone Man - Birdwatching - Elsewhere
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3. Detention and Death of Oswald
Fanfare - Let's Reach Inside the Water Buffalo - Sniper - Leos Pays His Debts - Guided Meditation - Fat Boy and the Crisps - Financial Advice - Teenagers - Talking Loudly and Aggressively About Food - Bomb making (The Trial) - Fanfare.
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2. The Protection of the President
An old woman outlines her theory that the COVID19 pandemic was a hoax.
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1. The Assassination
Pinholes Through a Black Sheet - Dropping Funny Mugs - Is it 7:44? - Bombmaking - The Long-Term Amateur - Pinholes (Reprise) - Gameshow - Pinholes (Fade) Gameshow music is Countdown by Music Maniac.
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Motive Power
A comprehensive listing of Class 47/3 Locomotives with the C/O/C/O wheel arrangement and the first episode of the new Golden Beryl science fiction series.
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Today Golden Beryl Recorded Nothing
Today Golden Beryl recorded nothing. Doesn't matter.
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In Early Ghoul
Dame Adeline Stephen sits down with your host George Lupine for another chat by the fireside.
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The Christmas Loafers
A man talks about the pair of shoes his cousin bought him for Christmas.
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An Old Woman Confuses Her Actual Lived Experience with the Plotlines of Famous Films
An Old Woman Confuses Her Actual Lived Experience with the Plotlines of Famous Films
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Final Ceremony
PowerPlay - Cool King - Livid River - Pickledon - Mescaline on the Night Bus.
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Special Oblivion
Masterpieces on Fire - Cool King - Groom on the Bus - The Bucket - Pickledon.
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Cheap Decoy
The Lookout Tower - Stain Claim - Complaining about Yvonne - Air is Your Enemy - Cool King - Pickledon.
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
1. Golden means made of, or relating to gold.2. The word beryl – Middle English: beril – is borrowed, via Old French: beryl and Latin: beryllus, from Ancient Greek βήρυλλος bḗryllos, which referred to a ’precious blue-green color-of-sea-water stone’;[2] from Prakrit veruḷiya, veḷuriya ’beryl’[8][a] which is ultimately of Dravidian origin, maybe from the name of Belur or Velur, a town in Karnataka, southern India.[9] The term was later adopted for the mineral beryl more exclusively.3. A brief description for a comedy podcast is the least funny thing we could possibly think of doing.
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