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Golden Beryl

1. Golden means made of, or relating to gold.2. The word beryl – Middle English: beril – is borrowed, via Old French: beryl and Latin: beryllus, from Ancient Greek βήρυλλος bḗryllos, which referred to a ’precious blue-green color-of-sea-water stone’;[2] from Prakrit veruḷiya, veḷuriya ’beryl’[8][a] which is ultimately of Dravidian origin, maybe from the name of Belur or Velur, a town in Karnataka, southern India.[9] The term was later adopted for the mineral beryl more exclusively.3. A brief description for a comedy podcast is the least funny thing we could possibly think of doing.

  1. 59

    Strange Sovereign

    A detailed reconstruction of the events in that Aberdeen carpark. Narrator - Geebs Marie Williams.  

  2. 58

    Cover

    The five judges on the judging committee for the book competition put their heads together to judge the winner!  Judge - Sophie Wright Judge - Louise Marwood Judge - Tom Cottle  Judge - Jonathan Broke Chair of Judges - Hannah Gittos

  3. 57

    Neon Stench

    It's all hands on deck in the operating room as the doctor and his team try to save the life of a patient injured in a squash match.  Cast Doctor - Jonathan Broke Susan - Sophie Wright Susan - Hannah Gittos Susan - Tom Cottle  Susan - Louise Marwood

  4. 56

    To Vice Industrious

    Modern Britain is in crisis and only a small group of wealthy men wearing red trousers can reverse this irreversible decline.  Politician Who's Only Saying What We're All Thinking - Ben Lund-Conlon    https://www.patreon.com/GoldenBeryl

  5. 55

    Sally/Barry and the Universal Credit

    Sally and Barry attend a meeting at Jobcentre Plus.   Sally - Nina Crane Barry - Jordan Louis Mr Fineman - Ross Biff  https://www.patreon.com/GoldenBeryl

  6. 54

    Air Thick With Air

    A journey into the Golden Beryl archive to remember a groundbreaking project from 1976.   Host – Fred Newnes Peter Thurston – Andy Pandini Jocelyn Finchington – Holly Janowski Percy Vanderslice – Ben Lund-Conlon Richard Bonnington – Ross Biff   https://www.patreon.com/GoldenBeryl

  7. 53

    Sally/Barry and the Grief

    Sally and Barry attempt to deal with their grief.    Sally - Nina Crane Barry - Jordan Louis Dr. Zenga - Ross Biff  https://www.patreon.com/GoldenBeryl

  8. 52

    Roundaboutaround

    Maureen has to be up at 6am, but a mysterious individual has other ideas.  Cast Man - Ralph Spooner Man Singing About Skin - Flex Bartram Maureen - Holly Janowski  https://www.patreon.com/GoldenBeryl

  9. 51

    Plain Gas - An Interruptor's Commentary

    Join George Samuelson and Del Orinda as they outline ideas and strategies for the successful and prolonged interruption of Citizen Kane.  Cast George Samuelson - Andy Pandini Del Orinda - Fred Newnes Charwoman - Holly Janowski 

  10. 50

    The Resurrection of George Samuelson

    Bold, new writing from Golden Beryl. The story of an ordinary man whose pride allows him to be tempted by a great evil, and his downfall and eventual rebirth that follow.  Penned by award-winning author Thurston Lodge. 

  11. 49

    In Strangling Hands

    If you see something that doesn't look right...

  12. 48

    Maze of Life

    Soloist - Siwen Huang  Art doesn't have age. 

  13. 47

    Waste Details - Heliodoor

    The sixth and final part of the six-part story about a little boy with one leg that was a mile long.  https://www.patreon.com/GoldenBeryl

  14. 46

    Waste Details - Morris

    Part Five of a thrilling, six-part series chronicling the thrilling events in Dalcross as they build to a thrilling conclusion. https://www.patreon.com/GoldenBeryl

  15. 45

    Waste Details - Sandling

    Part Four of a six-part series about the goings on in the streets of Dalcross.  https://www.patreon.com/GoldenBeryl  

  16. 44

    Waste Details - Karawane

    Part three of a six-part series about a small town with big ideas.    https://www.patreon.com/c/GoldenBeryl

  17. 43

    Waste Details - Howitzer

    Part two of a six-part series about a town with a multi-billion dollar space programme.   https://bsky.app/profile/goldenberyl.bsky.social https://www.patreon.com/GoldenBeryl

  18. 42

    Waste Details - Dalcross

    Part one of a six-part series about a small town and its multi-billion pound space programme. 

  19. 41

    The Lincarno Directive - The Complete Case

    Follow Inspector Dodamon through every twist and turn as he attempts to get to the bottom of something or other in the town. 

  20. 40

    The Lincarno Directive - Part Three

    Final part of the exciting detective series about a detective being in a town.    https://bsky.app/profile/goldenberyl.bsky.social https://www.patreon.com/GoldenBeryl

  21. 39

    The Lincarno Directive - Part Two

    Part Two of the exciting detective series about a detective being in a town.    https://bsky.app/profile/goldenberyl.bsky.social https://www.patreon.com/GoldenBeryl

  22. 38

    The Lincarno Directive - Part One

    Part One of an exciting new detective series about a detective being in a town.    https://bsky.app/profile/goldenberyl.bsky.social https://www.patreon.com/c/GoldenBeryl?utm_source=campaign-search-results    

  23. 37

    Velociraptor Motel - Episode 2175

    Just another day at Velociraptor Motel.  

  24. 36

    A Fireside Chat - Part Two

    George Lupine is your host for this concluding part of the chat with Dame Adeline Stephen.  Theme music recorded at Besbrode Pianos in Leeds. 

  25. 35

    A Fireside Chat - Part One

    First part of the live recording of the conversation between George Lupine and Dame Adeline Stephen.  Theme music recorded at Besbrode Pianos in Leeds. 

  26. 34

    The Runton Curse

    The life of every man, woman and child in West Runton is under threat from a malevolent crag. 

  27. 33

    Abducted!

    John Bathgate is watching an important football match on the television. 

  28. 32

    Night of the Muncaster!

    Another case for Detectives Neeskens and Rep. 

  29. 31

    Velociraptor Motel - Episode Fourteen

    More things happen at the motel. 

  30. 30

    The Invasion!

    Aliens attack and only Detectives Neeskens and Rep can save the Earth. 

  31. 29

    The Unattended Egg

    Yvonne Smith makes a decision. 

  32. 28

    Revenge of the Ghost Mayor!

    Another exciting investigation from the files of the Detective Bureau. 

  33. 27

    A Gala Performance

    Sir Crispin Gardner conducts the London Symphony Orchestra.

  34. 26

    Velociraptor Motel - Episode One

    Just another day at Velociraptor Motel. 

  35. 25

    Your Blazer is Horrible

    Television Preacher - Full Spectrum Dominance - Mount Everest - Winter Song - The Torriano Memory Slideshow - War Cop.

  36. 24

    Your Trousers Are Horrible

    Leos Pays His Debts - The Speedway Racer and the Dog - Inventor - Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Sailor - Tracksuit Bottoms and Shoes - The Tree - The Widow Window - Pinholes Through a Black Sheet.    Music for the Tree - Permafrost by Scott Buckley.

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    6. Polygraph Examination of Jack Ruby

    Sore, Sore Throat - Sax Shop - One Man Fracas (Wedding) - Hospital Incinerator - Scientific Experiment - Disco Graph - Bombmaking (Execution) - Sore, Sore Throat - Lost Glasses

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    5. Speculations and Rumours

    Selections from the private diaries of Robert Catesby. 

  39. 21

    4. Investigation of a Possible Conspiracy

    Jockeys - Elsewhere - Armed Dads - Pin Code - One Man Fracas - The Long-Term Amateur - Elsewhere - Rag and Bone Man - Birdwatching - Elsewhere

  40. 20

    3. Detention and Death of Oswald

    Fanfare - Let's Reach Inside the Water Buffalo - Sniper - Leos Pays His Debts - Guided Meditation - Fat Boy and the Crisps - Financial Advice - Teenagers - Talking Loudly and Aggressively About Food - Bomb making (The Trial) - Fanfare.  

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    2. The Protection of the President

    An old woman outlines her theory that the COVID19 pandemic was a hoax. 

  42. 18

    1. The Assassination

    Pinholes Through a Black Sheet - Dropping Funny Mugs - Is it 7:44? - Bombmaking - The Long-Term Amateur - Pinholes (Reprise) - Gameshow - Pinholes (Fade)   Gameshow music is Countdown by Music Maniac.

  43. 17

    Motive Power

    A comprehensive listing of Class 47/3 Locomotives with the C/O/C/O wheel arrangement and the first episode of the new Golden Beryl science fiction series.  

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    Today Golden Beryl Recorded Nothing

    Today Golden Beryl recorded nothing. Doesn't matter. 

  45. 15

    In Early Ghoul

    Dame Adeline Stephen sits down with your host George Lupine for another chat by the fireside. 

  46. 14

    The Christmas Loafers

    A man talks about the pair of shoes his cousin bought him for Christmas. 

  47. 13

    An Old Woman Confuses Her Actual Lived Experience with the Plotlines of Famous Films

    An Old Woman Confuses Her Actual Lived Experience with the Plotlines of Famous Films

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    Final Ceremony

    PowerPlay - Cool King - Livid River - Pickledon - Mescaline on the Night Bus. 

  49. 11

    Special Oblivion

    Masterpieces on Fire - Cool King - Groom on the Bus - The Bucket - Pickledon. 

  50. 10

    Cheap Decoy

    The Lookout Tower - Stain Claim - Complaining about Yvonne - Air is Your Enemy - Cool King - Pickledon.

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

1. Golden means made of, or relating to gold.2. The word beryl – Middle English: beril – is borrowed, via Old French: beryl and Latin: beryllus, from Ancient Greek βήρυλλος bḗryllos, which referred to a ’precious blue-green color-of-sea-water stone’;[2] from Prakrit veruḷiya, veḷuriya ’beryl’[8][a] which is ultimately of Dravidian origin, maybe from the name of Belur or Velur, a town in Karnataka, southern India.[9] The term was later adopted for the mineral beryl more exclusively.3. A brief description for a comedy podcast is the least funny thing we could possibly think of doing.

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1. Golden means made of, or relating to gold.2. The word beryl – Middle English: beril – is borrowed, via Old French: beryl and Latin: beryllus, from Ancient Greek βήρυλλος bḗryllos, which referred to a ’precious blue-green color-of-sea-water stone’;[2] from Prakrit veruḷiya, veḷuriya ’beryl’[8][a]...

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