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Golf Is Ruining My Life
by Tom Green & Tom Price
Toms Price and Green are having their lives ruined by golf. They can't stop. So instead here's a podcast with interviews, funny bits, giveaways and more. If you're addicted to golf, if you have no intention of stopping even though it makes you miserable, then this is the podcast for you.
Episodes
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Is Golf Still A Posh Sport? & The 10 Hours A Week Rule
Alright Par Pals, it’s Monday, Tom wrote notes, and that historically means a good one. On the show: Tom is still not dead. Connor is still not a murderer. The lesson got hollow tined into next Tuesday. How many hours a week do you actually need to get better at golf? Tom Price reckons ten and...
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I’m Meeting A Man From The Internet To Fix My Chipping
Alright Par Pals TP is off to Hemel today to meet a man from the internet called Connor, who heard about the chipping yips on the pod and reckons he can fix them in an hour. If there’s a new co-host next week, you’ll know what happened. 😅 Also: TG’s club has quietly solved the Stableford crisis...
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Blitz Golf Is Back (And We’ve Been Invited Again)
Alright Par Pals 👋 We’re going live to Australia this week to speak to Simon from Blitz Golf, who’s bringing it back to the UK for SIX events next summer. He’s also invited us back, which seems generous given TG came last, TP came one off last, and the main contribution either of us made was a...
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Is Playing The Forward Tees Cheating?
Alright Par Pals 👋 Christy reckons he’s found a golf cheat code: move up to the forward tees, shoot 90, actually enjoy yourself. But is he improving, or has he just made the course smaller? TP is also FINALLY getting a chipping lesson after a pro heard about the yips on the pod and offered to…
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I Hate Golf (A 72 Hour Breakdown)
A genuinely miserable 72 hours in our golfing lives. TP bent the entire world to get to the medal (dog walked, kids’ football sorted, chipping practised) and then shot 15 over, went in six bunkers, lost a ball under a bridge in three feet of leaves and announced on the fifth that he was going…
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Losing Swing Speed Might Actually Make You Better
Alright Par Pals 👋 Ben writes in with one of the great golfing triumphs: 12 shots off the Order of Merit leader going into the final major, then shoots the round of his life and wins the lot. Two boards, one very annoyed cocky bloke. 🏆 We've also got TP's full pre-medal meltdown (nervous,...
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The Worst Calculation You Can Do In Golf 😩 (Don't Do It)
Alright Par Pals 👋 TP is hungover (rocky roads until midnight, which is well past his self-imposed 9pm "middle aged midnight") and TG has been up since six with coffee, so the energy levels are wildly mismatched this morning. Sorry in advance. ☕ We also do the worst piece of maths in golf: take...
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Golf Needs A Tinder For People With No Mates
Alright Par Pals 👋 TG is properly poorly and blowing his nose directly into the microphone, so apologies in advance. But stick with it, because this one gets emotional at the end. 🤧 Harrison writes in with a genuine dilemma: his grandad, an avid golfer of 60 years, has passed away and left him...
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The Mindset That Finally Got Me Back In The 70s
Alright Par Pals 👋 TP is hungover and has a speed awareness course to get to, so this is a brisk one. But there's a genuinely good lesson in it: when you're playing well, do NOT take your foot off the gas. Attack, attack, attack. TG shot 79 yesterday, his first round in the 70s in months, and…
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SOPHIE WALKER | She Started A Golf YouTube Channel 10 Years Ago And Everyone Laughed 😅 #TalkBirdieToMe
WE'RE BACK with the FINAL episode of series one of Talk Birdie To Me, and we've saved a brilliant one for last. We're joined by Sky Sports commentator, coach and former Ladies European Tour pro Sophie Walker, who played over 150 events on tour, never lost her card, and finished runner up at the...
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Fear Is Ruining Your Golf
Alright Par Pals Max emails in with a proper gut-punch of a round at the Rolls of Monmouth (a course he only played because of this podcast, which we're still not over). Three under with one to play, a par needed for a 69, and then Noel Fielding turns up uninvited on the 18th tee. What follows is…
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Golf's Biggest Questions With Today's Golfer (LIV 2.0, 2026 Gear, Rory & The New Tour Format)
Alright Par Pals Something a bit different this week. We've invited Rob Jerram and Alex Perry from Today's Golfer back on, because for once we'd quite like to talk to people who actually know what they're talking about. We've also invested in a giant wheel of topics, which we spin to decide what…
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Is The Belfry Actually Any Good?
Alright Par Pals 👋 Well, we've done it now. TG's take on The Belfry has genuinely split our socials down the middle, to the point where a professional golfer messaged him to have a go about it. So we're going back in properly: what The Belfry actually is, what it isn't, and why the whole debate...
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The Battle For The Last Place On The Plane 🐪⛳
This is it. The final place on the plane to Egypt with our friends at Golf Breaks, decided live on the podcast. Harry from Buckinghamshire takes on Joe from Walsall in a head to head quiz spanning four years of this show, and we've genuinely never been more nervous recording an episode. 😰 Huge...
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JAMES GUY | The Olympic Champion Who Became Mates With Tommy Fleetwood ⛳ #TalkBirdieToMe
WE'RE BACK with a new episode of the Talk Birdie To Me Series and this week we're joined by three time Olympic champion, six time Olympic medallist and the most successful British Commonwealth Games swimmer of all time, James Guy. 30 minutes of chat about how a Wentworth pro-am turned into a...
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1,000 Golf Courses In 1,000 Days 😳
Alright Par Pals An apology to open: yes, TG did record last week's episode on his laptop mic, and yes, we've all heard the messages saying he sounded like he was in a big toilet. It's been dealt with. 🚽 This week TP unveils an actual Rory McIlroy TaylorMade ball from the BMW at Wentworth (going...
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LIVE From Littlestone Golf Club
Alright Par Pals 👋 We're finally here. After two years of TP banging on about it relentlessly, we're recording live from the trophy room at Littlestone Golf Club, where there is genuinely a trophy about to have the name PRICE etched onto it. He'd like to move on. He absolutely does not want to...
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We Found Our Egypt Finalists (In The Most Ridiculous Way Possible) 🐪
The day has finally come. We've whittled nine Email Corner winners down to just TWO finalists who'll battle it out live on the podcast for the last place on the plane to Egypt with our friends at Golf Breaks. 🐪 The format? We open our own recent scorecards, find our worst hole on the front nine,...
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MATT WILLIS | He Secretly Planned An Entire Busted Tour Around Golf Hotels 😂 #TalkBirdieToMe
WE'RE BACK with a new episode of the Talk Birdie To Me Series and this week we're joined by Busted's Matt Willis, who might be the most golf-obsessed guest we've ever had on. 30 minutes of chat about going from zero to completely hooked in three years, why he burned through ten lessons in three...
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I've Stopped Using Tees Completely
TP has become That Guy. He's ditched tees entirely, chucks the ball straight down on the deck and hits three wood off it, and reckons it's the coolest thing in golf (very John Daly coded, apparently). We get into why compressing a three wood feels so much better than releasing a driver, and…
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Tom Cruise Landed On Our Golf Course
Alright Par Pals TP has been booked in for a 6:46am tee time at and it's sparked a proper debate: when is an early tee time actually TOO early? We've also got the new Ping iDi driving irons on their way to us, and TG explains exactly why he needs one. He shot an 83 while topping it off the tee…
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Jon Rahm Is Back... So What Happens To LIV Now? 👀
Alright Par Pals 👋 Jon Rahm is heading back to the PGA Tour, and we get into what it actually means: the reported fine, the Ryder Cup implications, whether Tyrrell Hatton follows him, and what's left of LIV if the purses can't stay where they were. Plus the question still hanging over all of it,...
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The Best Thing You Can Buy In Golf Right Now 👀
Alright Par Pals 👋 Big monologue energy from TG this week as he asks whether the handicap system, brilliant as it is for competitive golf, is actually getting in the way of us enjoying the sport we love. He shot 86 and then 89 over the weekend and didn't care one bit, and reckons that's the…
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SUSAN CALMAN | She's Been Lying To Her Wife About Golf... And She's In The Room 😳 #TalkBirdieToMe
WE'RE BACK with a new episode of the Talk Birdie To Me Series and this week we're joined by comedian, broadcaster and full-blown golf obsessive, Susan Calman. 30 minutes of chat about picking golf back up at 50 after a 37 year break, going from a 34 handicap to 17 in under a year, and why golf is...
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I PLAYED IN A PRO-AM 🤯 + Gary Player Blanked Me
We're back from a couple of weeks off (and broadcasting from a brand new house with no internet, filmed on a phone, so apologies in advance 😅). TG got to play the pro-am at Centurion and came back with the stories to prove it. He was paired with Shannon Tan, who'd finished sixth at the Open four...
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Is Golf Ending My Life?
Alright Par Pals An emotional one this week as it's the FINAL episode from the beloved shed studio (TG is quite literally dismantling it live as we record 😢). We get into whether golf is actually good OR bad for your health, the glorious/terrible world of halfway house food (doner kebabs at the...
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Is It EVER Okay To Be A Bandit?
Alright Par Pals 👋 A sponsor-free, brought-to-you-by-YOU email corner this week, and it's a good one. We debate whether there's ever a circumstance where it's genuinely okay to be a bandit (Liam from Germany might just have found it), and marvel at the world's longest seven wood, a 250 yard…
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The Great Net Handicap Scandal
Alright Par Pals 👋 Big topics this week. We're on a mission to convince you that a 300 yard drive is worthless because a good SCORE is the only thing that actually sticks with you. We also finally get to the bottom of artisan golf , make the case for a proper UK & Ireland links swing after...
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GORDON SMART | The Most Nerve-Shredding Tee Shot In Golf History 😳 #TalkBirdieToMe
WE'RE BACK with a new episode of Talk Birdie To Me This week we're joined by broadcaster and proud Scotsman, Gordon Smart. 30 minutes of chat about learning to grip a club with his grandad, the perfect golf handicap (spoiler: he agrees with us) and quite possibly the most horrendous first tee...
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The Perfect Handicap Revealed
BOOK YOUR NEXT GOLFBREAKS TRIP MY CLICKING HERE Alright Par Pals 👋 TG is in a full non-golfing slump (moving house means the beloved shed studio is being retired 😢) but that won't stop us solving one of golf's great debates once and for all: what is the PERFECT golf handicap? We also...
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The Golf Story That Could Get Us SUED
Alright Par Pals 👋 Buckle up, because this week TG tells a story so scandalous it could get us sued. For legal reasons, none of it happened to anyone we know it happened to a man called Tommy Greenfield, from Ireland, who mows fields until 1pm. Any resemblance to persons living or dead is…
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Phantom ARM Johnnies
BOOK YOUR NEXT GOLFBREAKS TRIP MY CLICKING HERE Alright Par Pals 👋 TP has turned up sporting a full facial midlife crisis. His hairdresser left the moustache on, his wife hasn't replied to the text and we can't stop talking about it. Genuinely one for the Spotify/YouTube crowd this…
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SUNDAY at THE OPEN // 200-1 AND HE DID IT! Ryan Fox Gets It Done
Alright Par Pals 👋 Ryan Fox has only gone and won the 154th Open at 200-1 odds. Nobody saw it coming, and honestly, we love it he looks like one of us, he plays like one of us and he's now drinking wine out of the Claret Jug. Absolutely brilliant. 🏆 We also talk Tommy Fleetwood's three bogeys…
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SATURDAY at THE OPEN // Team Bryson Or Team Rory?
BOOK YOUR NEXT GOLFBREAKS TRIP MY CLICKING HERE Alright Par Pals 👋 We're back after a very heavy comedown from Thursday's high at Birkdale (and after accidentally announcing a sponsorship deal with Netjets that... definitely wasn't a sponsorship deal 🛩️). Turns out you can't just say...
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ALEX HORNE | The Man Who Refuses To Get Better At Golf... And Loves It 😅 #TalkBirdieToMe
WE'RE BACK with a new episode of the Talk Birdie To Me Series and this week we're joined by comedian, Taskmaster creator and Bad Golf legend, Alex Horne. 30 minutes of chat about why he has ZERO interest in getting better at golf, his theory that winning is actually embarrassing, and the day he...
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FROM THE FAIRWAYS OF BIRKDALE!
We simply cannot believe it… today’s episode is coming to you LIVE (ish) from a Thursday at a MAJOR. We will be brining you all the action from day one of the 154th Open at Royal Birkdale. AND by all the action we mean following Max Homa relentlessly… it got a bit weird! We have to say a massive...
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MORE secrets from the GLENEAGLES greenkeeping team 🏌️
Welcome back to PART TWO of our very special episode with the guys over at Glen Moray Single Malt Whisky, where we're getting an even deeper insight into what it's ACTUALLY like to be a greenkeeper at one of the world's best golf courses. We're back with Andrew Jowett (AJ) Director of Golf and...
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I've Been Living A Handicap Lie ⛳
Alright Par Pals 👋 TP has come to a difficult realisation: he's been vanity handicapping. After clinging on to a five for far too long, his handicap has crept back up to nine and he's never been happier about it. We get into why the handicap has so much power over us and why letting go might...
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The GLENEAGLES greenkeeping team TELL ALL!
Today is a VERY special episode of Golf Is Ruining My Life as we are teaming up with the guys over at Glen Moray Single Malt Whisky to give you an insight into what it is ACTUALLY like to be a greenskeeper at one of the worlds best golf courses. In celebration of the 2026 ISPS Handa Senior Open...
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He Drove His Trolley Into a Lake… With His Car Keys In It
BOOK YOUR NEXT GOLFBREAKS TRIP MY CLICKING HERE Alright Par Pals 👋 The tour's done, life has lost all meaning, so naturally we're back to talk absolute nonsense with you. This week. TP has beef with a marshal (on the 17th, obviously, because when else), we get deep into the great...
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I Snapped My Brand New Wedge In A Bunker 😳
Alright Par Pals 👋 TP hits the big 3-5 this week and we're reflecting on why golf is one of the few things that actually gets BETTER as you get older. But first, we have to talk about the wedge incident. Yes, TP snapped his brand new ping 60 degree in a bunker during his annual match with his…
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ANDREW COLTART | What It's Really Like To Play With Tiger Woods #TalkBirdieToMe
WE'RE BACK with a new episode of the Talk Birdie To Me Series and this week we're joined by Sky Sports legend and former European Tour pro, Andrew Coltart. 30 minutes of chat about life on tour in the 90s, what it was really like playing alongside Tiger Woods and the prank that involved a…
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A 15 Year Old Shot 3 Under ... THEN GOT BANNED!
BOOK YOUR NEXT GOLFBREAKS TRIP MY CLICKING HERE Alright Par Pals 👋 The tour is nearly over, we are absolutely exhausted and Tom Green walked into a door after having the time of his life at Blitz Golf. Classic. We're also planning the GIRML Golf Day for 2027 and getting very excited about...
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We Played In Front Of Crowds At Blitz Golf
Alright Par Pals 👋 We've just walked off the course at Blitz Golf and we are still recovering. Playing in front of actual crowds turns out to be a genuinely terrifying experience, even for two goobers like us. We talk you through the round hole by hole, including a flop shot Tom Green is calling...
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Barbecues, Sweaty Hands & A Driver Crisis
Alright Par Pals 👋 It's officially the hottest day of the year and we are STRUGGLING. Em's got a barbecue going five yards from Tom Green's head and he simply cannot focus on anything else. We've also got Tom Price's dog Phoebe joining the pod for the first time and a full driver crisis after an...
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Can we WIN A PRO TOURNAMENT?? (no, no we can't)
Hey Par Pals! Welcome to the slightly delayed Monday episode. Sorry but we were TIRED AFTER OUR TOUR SHOW (have we mentioned we were on tour? Tickets still available for Liverpool and a FEW for London...). On the show today: TOM HAS A PLAN TO WIN BLITZ TOM HAS FOUND A CADDY AND WYNDHAM WON WITH...
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ANDY GOLDSTEIN | Is This The Greatest Golf Prank Of All Time? 🤣 #TalkBirdieToMe
WE'RE BACK with a new episode of the Talk Birdie To Me Series and this week we're joined by talkSPORT broadcaster Andy Goldstein. 30 minutes of chat about his obsession with golf, how he got a putting green installed the night before his wedding anniversary 😬 and the greatest golf prank ever...
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US OPEN PREVIEW 2026
TICKETS TO SEE US THIS SUNDAY IN BIRMINGHAM Alright Par Pals, This week, we're previewing the 2026 US Open at the iconic Shinnecock Hills. Who have we got winning? Who's got absolutely no chance? And which poor soul is about to have their dreams crushed by one of the toughest tests in golf?…
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I Embarrassed Myself In Front Of A Listener
Alright Par Pals, On today’s episode, we’re dealing with every golfer’s worst nightmare… Embarrassing yourself in front of someone who actually listens to the podcast. Yes, just when you think golf can’t humiliate you any more, it finds a brand-new way We’ve also got another Toast or Roast with…
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Is GOLF DATING the future of LOVE
TICKETS TO SEE US THIS SUNDAY IN BRISTOL WHY HELLO GOLFING FRIENDS. We are getting to the business end of the season, the part of the year when really it should all be coming together, handicaps should be dropping and PBs should be getting set… but…. For the Toms… they’re not. BUT WHY! We’ve got…
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Toms Price and Green are having their lives ruined by golf. They can't stop. So instead here's a podcast with interviews, funny bits, giveaways and more. If you're addicted to golf, if you have no intention of stopping even though it makes you miserable, then this is the podcast for you.
HOSTED BY
Tom Green & Tom Price
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Toms Price and Green are having their lives ruined by golf. They can't stop. So instead here's a podcast with interviews, funny bits, giveaways and more. If you're addicted to golf, if you have no intention of stopping even though it makes you miserable, then this is the podcast for you.
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