Good Banter with Tom Siegert and Evan Hocking
by Good Banter Podcast
Good mates, comedians and fellow footballers Tom Siegert and Evan Hocking sit down weekly and chew the fat. Whether it's hilarious stories from the road or real life dramas.Sit, back, relax and enjoy as the boys have some "Good Banter"
Episodes
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#300 - I'll Die On This Hill
Well who would have thought it, the magical 300th episode. Thanks to all the Bantido's who have stuck with us through all of the highs and lows. Ivan is up in Port Douglas running the cane toads and Timmy runs us through his Darwin trip. Despite Ivan's concerns his Geelong show is a beauty…
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#299 - Who's Corey
It's another ripper this week as Ivan has a Powderfinger update. Timmy heads to Albury to host a punters gig and he's not sure what he has to do but he ends up getting pissed. Jump on the Patreon - www.patreon.com/goodbanter See Ivan's Geelong show -...
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#298 - Mole Map
The feller's are back and Timmy's beautiful wife Tam is trying to get to the bottom of a sore back with crazy results. Timmy also goes to get a mole on his faced checked. Ivan gets a text from his mate which results in some good banter and the boys both finish with a feel good family story. Jump…
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#297 - DJ
Timmy picks up where he left off last week and finishes his Grand Final Day story. Ivan has a magical musical weekend and sneaks backstage for the 28 Days show in Franga. Timmy gets mistaken for a Jewish comedian and learns a bit about the Turkish army. Ivan gets nostalgic and does something he's...
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#296 - Human Punching Bag
Timmy runs us through his big few days over Grand Final. He heads to Cranbourne Racecourse of all places for a function Friday night and witnesses a few blokes get a bit lippy and pay the price. Devon Meadows goes off as usual and Timmy tries to sneak a mate into the Grand Final. Get tickets to…
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#294 - Safety Dinger
The fellers are talking pimping out Timmy's Toyota Tarago with a Karaoke machine. We get a few answers on whether you can ask for longer prosthetic legs. Timmy shares an article which has set off a social media shit storm. Ivan chats to his mate who coaches the Port Douglas FC and finds out you…
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Special Bonus with Toby Prime - Author of "Famous Flags"
A special bonus as Timmy sits down with Toby Prime to chat about his book "Famous Flags" Grand finals - regardless of the level - generate unmatched emotion. The passion is equal, perhaps greater, than that seen on the final Saturday in September on the MCG. Famous Flags: Great Local Grand finals...
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#293 - Lipo Potholes
The boys turn into boomers and whinging about potholes, grass on the side of freeways and poor bar service. Timmy's coaching record takes another hit as he loses another Grand Final. Timmy regrets telling his old man about talk to text and Ivan poses a question about prosthetic legs. The fellers...
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#292 - Macca's Drive Poo
The boys are talking blokes getting loose on the piss. Timmy has an idea for what fast food outlets could add to their menu late at night. Ivan notices Jakey Carlisle jumped the fence and belted a spectator and the boys don't mind it. Timmy heads to the local footy and he's not happy with what's...
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#291 - One Cop Town
The boys aren't happy with Channel 7 news and Timmy has a rough one in Bendigo at an electrical tade show. Ivan is back to the Port Melbourne Past Players Day. Timmy and Ivan discuss when do you wash your hands after going to the toilet. Jump on the Patreon - www.patreon.com/goodbanter Ivan's...
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#290 - Howe Good
Ivan is in Robe and he's loving it but he realises you have to be organised in a coastal town in the off season. Ivan's parents drop a bombshell about his teeth he wish he knew earlier and Timmy gets a call from Hamish McLachlan and gets an offer he can't refuse. Timmy's amazing brain once again...
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#289 - Blow Your Own Trumpet
Timmy is off to his son's trumpet recital and he's a bit worried as he hasn't heard him play the thing. Ivan is out at a past players day and has the most bizarre interaction when he goes to collect his cash. Timmy has landed a big gig AFL Grand Final Day. Jump on the Patreon -...
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#288 - Poop Cruise
Timmy witnesses something special at the Adelaide airport and meets a champion at a country gig in SA. Ivan is back from his cruise and things go pear shaped before he's even got to his room. Jump on the Patreon - www.patreon.com/goodbanter Book the boys - www.evanhocking.com www.tomsiegert.com
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#287 - Bullshit Bruschetta
The boys are working out why a women would turn into a lesbian. They then discuss what a shit look veneers are. Ivan has been booked for the "Fitzroy St Funnies" which he finds out is a reincarnation of the doomed "Fitzroy St Comedy Festival" and it an absolute shit show. Timmy orders bruschetta…
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#286 - David's Dong
Timmy gives us the low down on his return trip to the Front Bar. The boys rip into the Ammo's and Elsternwick Park. Ivan runs us through his Saturday night at St. Johns Sporties Night with Kouta, Milney, Nate Caddy and Chicken Nixon. Jump on the Patreon - www.patreon.com/goodbanter Book the boys…
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#285 - Boner Bell
Timmy resists the urge to grab a bike off hard rubbish and buys a brand newey for his son. Ivan is back out his old neck of the woods and he's got the bug for local footy again. Timmy has some issues at his local bank which leaves him scratching his head and Ivan is doing child care centre tours....
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#284 - Number 1 Dad
Ivan gives us an update on his cease and desist letter from Visual Rights Group. Timmy has proclaimed himself the "Greatest Dad In The World" and he has numerous examples to back it up. Timmy thanks the great man Tommy Gordon who comes around and finally fixes his pergola and finishes his tales...
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#283 - MCG Tour Guide
Timmy does a gig for the Eastern Footy League umpires and has a real life fact checker there which stuffs his last joke. The fellers discuss terrible customer service involving a pub and a sound tech at a gig. Timmy's poor son Harry has been checked into therapy after seeing a 16+ movie at the...
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#282 - Porky Pig
Timmy's pool man hates him and Ivan is thinking he's going to ride out the Visual Rights Group threat. Timmy is out at Crown Casino for Multiplex and surprisingly he's underquoted. The fellers discuss what the AFL should do with the Grand Final entertainment. Ivan is out to Girgarre FNC and he...
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#281 - Baboon Bum Face
Timmy has a pergola update and he'sflying out again to the Beverley Uranium Mine to entertain the hard working miners. Ivan gets an worrying email from Visual Rights Group and is wondering what to do. Jump on the Patreon - www.patreon.com/goodbanter
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#280 - Tim The Tool Man
Timmy is doing some FIFO work as he heads to the Beverley Uranium Mine and when he gets back home he's got a situation at home and it's not good. Timmy has a crack at fixing his pergola for a third time and the results probably won't surprise. Ivan is trying to be present and he's decided to…
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#279 - Nirvana Tribute Band
The feller's delve into Bert and Ernie's relationship status and Michael Hutchence's sexual escapades. Staying on a music theme Timmy Sarge has tickets to a Nirvana Tribute Band and he has a rough night at a farmer's fundraiser. Ivan has a weird gig down in Warrnambool and Timmy does some DIY at...
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#278 - The Rich List
The feller's are talking going undercover and Timmy has a huge announcement and Ivan finally finishes reviewing his magical weekend with Dusty Martin. The boys also discuss what constituted being rich when you were younger. Timmy has a big weekend away up the country. Jump on the Patreon -...
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#277 - The Water Boy
Timmy got a few funny observations and meets the greatest water boy in the history of local football and chats about how much of a legend Jono Brown is. Ivan runs us through his evening with Dusty Martin. Jump on the Patreon - www.patreon.com/goodbanter
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#276 - Eye Test
Ivan goes to get his eyes checked and is left saying "I shouldn't have gone to Spec Savers". Timmy is down in Tassie and sees the greatest man cave of all time. Ivan runs us through more Dusty magic from his trip to Port Douglas. Jump on the Patreon - www.patreon.com/goodbanter
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#275 - Feeling Dusty
Timmy has a rare Friday night off and tries to get the kids into some old school movies and they couldn't give two fucks. Timmy has a pool update. Is it positive? Timmy heads to Rapunyap FC and things turn pear shaped and Ivan gives us all the juicy details about his weekend with Dusty Martin.…
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#274 - Turkey Neck
Timmy is confused by the parking fines he copped during the Comedy Festival but all that is forgotten when the Macedonian Marvel Peter Daicos mentions the Daicos boys may be coming to Timmy's extra show. Ivan finishes his stories from his cruise adventures and he tries to sneak into Virgin Lounge...
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#273 - Communal Bain-Marie
The fellers are back in the same room and Timmy has another chapter to add to the pool debacle. Ivan is back from his cruise and he gives us the run down of life on the high seas. Jump on the Patreon - www.patreon.com/goodbanter
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#272 - Legless Larry
Timmy tells us about a barney that broke out during a show at the McKinnon Hotelis and he's still over in his hell hole in Adelaide and he's having an action packed week. Timmy gets propositioned by two gas cookers and then retells a story about Benny Cousins getting in a blue in jail. It's…
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#271 - Shark Wank
Timmy's in Rad-elaide and Ivan is down in Morno. The fellers are discussing how you'd wank off a shark and they've been invited to a Bantido wedding in the Barossa. Timmy's family are left disappointed again as they leave him to book their Adelaide accomodation. Timmy heads into the Royal...
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#270 - Reverse Panic
The fellers are debriefing the LIVE podcast and boy they appreciate the Bantido's. Timmy is down in Mornington with Big Maxy Gawn. Ivan is away for the weekend and has an unexpected issue. Timmy is still battling what he thinks is a cold but doing a rank shit reveals his real diagnosis. For fun…
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#269 - Sick Rick
The boys have an update on why the penguins don't get mauled to death by foxes on Phillip Island. Supercoach Timmy Sarge lets us know how his boys go in the first final. Ivan has made another friend in the neighbourhood who may be a bit of a loose unit. Timmy surprises us again with a stuff up…
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#268 - Gentleman Porn
The fellers are in the car heading to Dean's Marsh and they're chatting about Miami's Bam Adebayo's record breaking game. Ivan is fresh off getting dragged along by his wife for his meet and greet with One Tree Hill superstars Tyler Hilton and Kate Voegele. With the porn ban coming in Timmy has…
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#267 - Booger Bong
Timmy turns into trailer park trash up in Thornton. The fellers discuss how if you've got enough confidence you can get away with anything. Ivan has to give Timmy a tutorial on what leg spin bowling is. Ivan catches up with his great mate "Wallie" and over indulges and has an interesting chat…
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#266 - Hooters And The Blowfish
Timmy's young feller has jumped off his latest fad and after seeing Ed Sheeran he now wants to be a rockstar. The boys are chatting the NBA All-Star game and Timmy hears how life membership should be handed out from a piss wreck at the local cricket. Ivan has an issue with his old man in social...
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#265 - Bike Boy
The boys start with a few shout outs and then Timmy tells us how he's stuffed up as a dad the last week. Ivan sees something he hasn't seen in many years and the fellers debrief the the Dan Andrews cover up. Jump on the Patreon - www.patreon.com/goodbanter Tickets to the LIVE pod -...
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#264 - Ronald McDonald Shoes
Finally it's happening Timmy's pool is getting filled as the boys record. Timmy does his first trial show and realises he needs to cut out all the clever jokes and just keep the filth. Ivan brings up a saying he doesn't like and Timmy has an amzing family day as Harry runs out onto John Cain…
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#263 - Depreston
Timmy gets a geography lesson this week as he is scrambling to make a gig. Ivan heads to an auction down Rosebud way which doesn't pan out the way he expects. Timmy takes the family out for a fun family afternoon that costs him and arm and a leg. Jump on the Patreon - www.patreon.com/goodbanter...
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#262 - Hot Dogs
It's a lovey dovey episode this week as Timmy has found out someone likes him and Ivan has a man crush on Novak Djokovic. The boys are coming to terms with the ageing process as Ivan falls off a ladder at work and Timmy has embraced his bald melon and shit eye sight. And they finish off embarcing...
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#261 - Hitchhikers Head
The fellers are firing as they discuss hitchhiking around Canada. Timmy gets some blow back about one of his Comedy Festival show characters. Ivan gets a talking too from the darl about sounding like a wanker when he meets new people. We finish with Timmy returning to scene of the crime with his...
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#260 - Pimple Poppers
Timmy has another toilet dilema with his son at a sporting event. The fellers are talking being self conscious at high school and Timmy meets some annoying punters down at Sorrento. Ivan heads to Torquay SLSC and meets a loose unit. Jump on the Patreon - www.patreon.com/goodbanter Tickets to the...
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#259 - Gobby Flowers
Well after a flood of messages telling Timmy he never told the money and cocaine safe story he lets the Bantido's have it and she's a corker. Ivan is travelling to all parts of Victoria and New South Wales and confirms that his beautiful wife has the worst sense of direction in history. Sit back,...
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#258 - Private Cock Eye
Timmy Sarge comes across something strange in a returned safe and he has to get to the bottom of where it came from. Ivan takes bubs out to Flinders for the arvo and gets himself into some trouble. Sit back, relax and enjoy some "Good Banter" Support the boys on the Patreon -...
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#257 - Shit Of Sum-Yung-Guy
Happy New Year Bantido's we've got a ripper to open up 2026. The fellers debrief previous New Years Eve hijinks and Timmy is off to the basketball and things don't go to plan. The pool saga continues as there's another water issue at Timmy's. Sit back, relax and enjoy some "Good Banter" Jump on…
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#256 - Elf Orgy
There's no rest at Good Banter HQ as we've got a huge Christmas Special as the fellers are talking cricket and AFL scandals. Timmy has another amazing idea for a product and the guys discuss Santa's business model. Sit back, relax and enjoy some Good Banter Jump on the Patreon -...
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#255 - Shawn Shank
Another week another huge episode. Timmy sees a real flog at the airport but a young goth girl tells him how it is. Ivan gets his ego boosted by a former West Coast Eagles scout and Timmy has a day to get rid of broken up concrete at his place. How is he going to do it? Have a listen to find out....
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#254 - Heated Hot Dog Dildo
Well after last weeks debacle the boys are back. Ivan runs us through the Melton Multicultural Festival and Timmy finally gives us a blow by blow account of Grand Final Day. Sit back, relax and enjoy some "Good Banter" Jump on the Patreon - www.patreon.com/goodbanter
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#253 - Risky 69'er
The fellers scrap in by the skin of their teeth on this one. They have some updates on recent topics and Timmy has come from a gig at the Sherrin Christmas Party. Ivan has an idea for doctors coming back to work after being on mat leave. Harry has been doing some hip hop and Ivan tries to start a...
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#252 - Beauty And The Botox
The fellers get an email from a loyal Bantido who tells us of a poor wounded Bantido. Timmy's beautiful wife surprises him with a present and he's not happy about it. Ivan finally has a good gig at a golf day and Tommy's son Noah pours his heart out on Tam's birthday card. Finally has Ivan got a...
About this show
Good mates, comedians and fellow footballers Tom Siegert and Evan Hocking sit down weekly and chew the fat. Whether it's hilarious stories from the road or real life dramas.Sit, back, relax and enjoy as the boys have some "Good Banter"
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