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SPOILERS ABOUND in this episode, so only listen if you've watched the episode. Or - you know what? Do you! See if WE care!! (We do) The Terror Twins review the first episode of the 2025 series entitled THE VANISHING. And they're not vanishing! At least, not yet. Thank being said: let's get invisible!!

The Terror Twins talk about the finale of the first season of Goosebumps 2023. Congrats on those noms, y'all! Go on, diva! Slay mama!!

The Terror Twins quickly review the 9th episode of the 2023 Goosebumps TV series! They talk about it and they share their thoughts and they say how they feel about the episode and they read a summary and enjoy spending time together!

Let's go from San Francisco to SANDY as we bop around the basement of some building and magically travel to Egypt. Whatever you do, don't follow your heart as Terror Twins Daniel Montgomery and Matthew Scott Montgomery read a page out of the mad mummy's diary! With a special background appearance by MOMMY Montgomery!

The cast of The Jessica Cabin (Chase Williamson, Riley Rose Critchlow & Kylee Thurman - and Daniel!) steps in for Matthew today to review YOU CAN'T SCARE ME. It suuurely has nothing to do with the book of the same name! Listen to some fresh eyes give FRESH TAKES on the 2023 series. And honey? It ain't great! But BOY was it a good time. Rent/buy/watch The Jessica Cabin wherever GOOD films are sold (Like Prime Video!) if you DARE.

Spoiler alert: Daniel kind of liked this episode, y'all! LISTEN NOW. Please! Pretty please? Before we're all stuck like a bunch of dummies in a little auditorium. Okay???

Karru Marri Odonna Loma Molonu Karrano! or SOMETHING like that? The Terror Twins say the magic words that bring Slappy to life and DIE-sect this episode about the sort-of history of Slappy. But, honey, they got more questions than answers! 

Daniel Montgomery and Matthew Scott Montgomery LOVE Goosebumps - and they're here to give you their honest thoughts on the 2023 TV series. This episode isn't based on or centered around any of the original books - it's mostly a teaser to Slappy and sets up some backstory that the Terror Twins thought we already knew. And, mama, it coulda been a text! 

The Terror Twins (Daniel Montgomery and Matthew Scott Montgomery) have worms for breakfast and get caught up in ILLICIT AFFAIRS reviewing the 4th episode of the Goosebumps TV series! Now, WHERE is our girl Slappy? Bring back my girls! 

Don't be DUPED! The original dupes Daniel and Matthew Scott Montgomery gush and gush over Halloween kisses and struggle to find more CUCKOO! They want MORE - but will they get it? Only TIME will tell!

Wow! It's Halloween, theydies and gentlethem! And it's time to TROLL the streets for candy after a WILD party at the Biddle house! Or something like that? The Terror Twins tear this lil' episode apart - just like Isabella does to her house!

It's HERE! The NEW Goosebumps TV series! Daniel and Matthew Scott Montgomery dive into the first episode SAY CHEESE AND DIE! - and they have opinions, mama! Listener beware, you're in for a SCARE.

WELL! It's happening! The Goosebumps TV series Disney+ and Hulu, honeyyyy. A trailer was posted but was TAKEN DOWN! A WHITE haunted mask?! Yellow goo?! HAROLD BIDDLE?!? 2 new episodes on FRIDAY THE 13th?! WHAT is happening! Terror Twins Daniel and Matthew Montgomery unlock it ALL.

The Terror Twins debate and DIE-sect which Goosebumps books truly scream SUMMERTIME. Which one's perfect for a BEACH READ? (A GHOST beach, that is!) Which one should you read on vacation? TO HORRORLAND! Feel the heat, get nasty, and sizzle and sweat with Daniel and Matthew. Don't forget the sunscream!

Good Knight everybody! The Terror Twins choose the scares in this dumb little silly story about mud monsters and cuckoo clocks of doom! No *actual* knights to be found! Or armor for that matter. But don't worry there's PLENTY of screams to go around. IF YOU DARE.

Listener beware, YOU choose the scare! Well, Daniel does, this time. Daniel and Matthew Scott Montgomery (the TERROR TWINS) meet a spookier, more GHOSTLY set of twins in this spine-tingler. It also features a first for RL Stine...What is that, you wonder? You'll have to listen to FIND OAT. Tehehe!

If there's something the Terror Twins know about, it's SHARING A FACE. But MIMMIES on the other hand? That's a whole nother can of WOIMS! Spoiler alert: this is the best short story in Triple Header Book 2. Just ask my brother!

Can you guess what this story is about? It's a DISH best served COLD! A pretty straight-forward middle school tale about astral projection! She's not a saint and she's NOT what you think - she's an actress WHOA! There's nothing the TERROR TWINS do better than REVENGE!

The Terror Twins are back with TRIPLE THE FRIGHTS! Well...sort of! Time to go to skewl with a bunch of nasty ghouls in this first of 3 stories in the Triple Header series. Special bonus: the class starts with a lecture on the legal issues Goosebumps faced in the year 2000. TERRIFYING!

Magic! Danger! Juggling! SEX! You'll find THREE of these things in this silly and wild tale told by a pair of caffeinated Terror Twins. Listen beware - YOU listen to THEM choose the scares!

Oh yum! Purple Peanut Butter! Join The Terror Twins as they munch through this zippy stupid story that takes them from a dusty old basement to yet another strange scientist's lab! 

SPONGE boys?!? Now WHAT are you talking about, R.L.? Find OAT in this third and final story from TRIPLE HEADER. Matthew Scott and Daniel Montgomery break it all down and give it to you GOOD about their thoughts on all THREE wild tales (but mostly this bumpy, stormy little DITTY). LOVE YOU!

Things keep getting more SHOCKING! Like this meandering silly tale that feels like a mash-up of already-trodden Goosebumps territory - and we're little SUCKERS FOR IT. Spin the wheel! Wheel of morality turn turn turn! Tell us the lesson that we should LEARN! 

THREE shocking tales of TERROR and SHOCK guaranteed to TERRIFY you with one-two-three SHOCKS! The first is Ghost Granny - and it's a nasty little one, making Daniel and Matthew Scott Montgomery feel all kinds of SICK!! Ew, go away GRANNY D! 

How-wow-wow-WOWL! What a woodsy episode! Daniel and Matthew Scott Montgomery go through their favorite GYG book SO FAR. Follow them DEEP into the TREES...and never come OAT!

EEEK! The Terror Twins can't stop SHREEKING over this messy silly slippery story, even though pretty-much-and-next-to-nothing happens! It's Daniel's turn to choose the scares - and he does a pretty piss-poor job! And THAT'S science.

BONUS EPISODE: This one is CHOCK full of messy monsters, wild environments, and confusing scenarios that don't ACTUALLY take place within the walls of Bat Wing Hall. It drives the Terror Twins positively BATTY! Tehehehe.

Bet you can't guess what this one's about! (hint: it's about CHRISTMAS PRESENTS) It's zippy, dumb, basic, and short - but The Terror Twins also BREAK DOWN their thoughts on the WHOLE HOLIDAY collection! What's the best! What's scariest! And what's the NASTIEST!

Santa's LITTLE Helpers! Featuring a special appearance by SANTY HIMSELF. Daniel Montgomery and Matthew Scott Montgomery are positively dripping with holiday spirit! Listen to the them talk about that BAD BOY SANTA! HE NEVER LEARNS!

When I dip you dip WE dip! DOUBLE dip! This episode is about identical twins SOUND FAMILIAR? Can't believe R.L. Stine wrote an episode about the TERROR TWINS skiing on an ICE CREAM MOUNT'IN. 

Oh no! Watch out! There's a MONSTER ON THE ICE! HALP! Hurry! Daniel and Matthew Scott Montgomery are out there! They're ON THIN ICE.

Surprise! It's MARSHMALLOW SEASON or whatever. Now stick it in some HOT COCOA with that WET AND GUSHY. The Terror Twins get toasty talking 'bout 'BUMPS! And so will Y'ALL.

Jack Frost? JACK NASTY!! You guys...R.L. Stine DID NOT write this short story!! It's CHRISTMASOFFICIAL! But please oh please still listen to this episode. Matthew and Daniel absolutely pull it apart! And then KISS IT BETTER.

This is the best Goosebumps short story! HANDS DOWN, deep in the snow! Listen to Matthew Scott and Daniel Montgomery READ THE WHOLE SHORT THING, would you? Pretty BITTY please with CHRISTMAS TREEZE!

Oooooh, y'all. Daniel's got a SNEAKING suspicion about this short story! And he'll be DAMNED if he's not right! Listen to the icy hot TEA! And check out the SEXY FRENCH cover, Le Vampire DE GLACE! JUST GOOGLE IT, BITCH

This episode is totally NUTS! And it's the ooongest one yet. Listen to the TERROR TWINS, Matthew Scott Montgomery and Daniel Montgomery, talk about the BALLet in their green TAFFETA DRESSES. 

You better don't!! 

BONUS EPISODE: TikTok UR DEAD! Daniel and Matthew Scott Montgomery give THEMSELVES Goosebumps - well, sorta! Matthew reads as Daniel decides: will he die along the way? Probably! This one's about TIME travel and about an annoying little red-headed kid. DRINK!

Things get wacky - and WHACKY - when crazy ol' lunch lady CHOP SUEY starts to stalk and CHOP the kids at Mill Road School. Get into it! CHOP SUEY! CHOP SUEY! CHOP SUEY!

Bonnie Sue Bowers. THAT'S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW.

What do you think this episode about? Shana gets STUCKIN1957. French tip, lipstick, painted on! YOUWEARITWELL Value sure suits YOU-OOH-OOH-OOH-OOH! This episode is all about having PERFECT HAIR and the terrible fear of BAD BANGS - something we can ALL relate to-OOH-OOH-OOH-OOH! 

LUNCHTIME! Sweet little MATT gets BOXED in by a bunch of hungry little monsters wanting to gobble it all up. Sounds like my love life! (I'M KIDDING! I'm very much alone!) Make yourself a PB&J and listen to this nasty little surprise of an episode. Tehehe!

BONUS EPISODE: There's some HORRORS in this house! Matthew and Daniel GIVE THEMSELVES GOOSEBUMPS - live! Matthew chooses the scares - and see how far he makes it inside this CARNIVAL of WHORES! (Spoiler alert: NOT FAR!) Special appearances by Slappy and the DOOM SLIDE. 

This is the one Goosebumps story that R.L. Stine DIDN'T WRITE. Can you believe it? Matthew and Daniel GET INTO IT. And talk about how they won the spelling bee!! I said BRR it's COLD in here! There must be some TOROS in the ATMOSPHERE. 

Daniel really likes this one! And Matthew can't understand while the title wasn't The Ghost SITTERS. Either way, YOU BETTER LISTEN HINNY! Half-way through this collection of spooky sillies. This one checks all the boxes, bitch!

You guys... You guys. Don't even know what to say about this short story! COULDN'T tell you.

LIVE NUDE BAIT! There's something REALLY fishy about this episode! Follow 2 boys as they hop on a big DOCK and GO FISHIN' with a bucket of slippery FAT WORMS. Hope they don't run into a HUGE HOUSE-SIZED FISH who SWALLOWS them down WHOLE!! - Love, Daniel and Matthew Scott Montgomery AKA The Terror Twinz! 

No, tune in TODAY! ...for TERROR! Turn your dial to CHANNEL SIX - and SCREAM! You'll never stop!!

The first story in YET ANOTHER collection of SHORT ONES! And this one is about the BLUES! PLAYING PLAYING PLAYING THE BLUES! Careful what you steal from SAL'S MUSIC STORE after it burned down! It just might be a GERTIE haunted by MEMPHIS WILLY!! And that's on periodt!

Get SNATCHED! It's STILL Halloween and we're ROCKIN' TO THE MOON! Matthew Scott and Daniel Montgomery (THEM TERROR TWINS) talk about the final short story in SMTTGYG and review the entire collection. Oh wow! What a good episode!!