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Grasstouchers
by Jake | Jared | Greg
Jake, Jared, and Greg love video games. But who has the time to keep up these days? In THIS economy?? In our THIRTIES?!Join us as we discuss what we've been playing lately, things we're looking forward to, what's going on in our lives, and how to keep things in balance while enjoying your hobbies.
Episodes
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S2 E24 | Our StEaMiEsT episode yet!
Y'ALL AIN'T READY FOR HOW GOOD THIS IS GONNA BE Gaben is coming for your wallet, and we're okay with that Steam Machine / Frame / Controller are looking SICK This solves Jared's PC problem overnight But how much will it cost!? How much is too much??? Also, Star Citizen has its hands wrapped…
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S2 E23 | Jake & Jared: LaTe NiGhT eDiTiOn
yeaaa boiiiii let's get silly with it This week the boys are down a man but that doesn't stop us from going through: The latest in Firefox's new tab news menu Jake's upcoming disc golf tournament The adventures of Deg & Gurth in Baldur's Gate 3 Flight sim nerds are ruining BF6 Thermalright's AIO...
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S2 E22 | Corporations are super RAD, dude!!
EA released their refresh of the Skate. franchise and, while its gameplay loop is still there, BOY is it obnoxious. Not to be outdone, Microsoft is raising prices and changing subscription models... And Nintendo wants to charge WHAT for remasters?! But hey, at least Jared still has his vivarium....
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S2 E21 | Jake & Jared - Helldivers 2 has bugs on bugs, but it's so goood tho
Just Jake & Jared this week, shootin' the breeze about shootin' the BUGZ Helldivers 2 is the main squeeze for playing with the homies, despite its bugs, we're having a 500kg BLAST Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour is haarrrdd Rich people really have it rough, y'know? Ants are incredible There really is…
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S2 E20 | OOPS, all jokes!
No notes. No preparation. Let's get it. This week, not unlike the free jazz of Sun Ra, the boys ramble on about: The Wolverine game coming out?! Helldivers 2 is back on the menu, boys Skate 4 soon! Is there a reason to get a Switch 2 yet? The best possible way to prepare your child for…
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S2 E19 | legitimately touching grass, but also Timeguessr
So, it's a slow week for us, but boy are we happy to sit down and catch up! Battlefield 6 beta continues to impress, but it's a situational game for us You've heard of the broken legs list, but what about the forgot-my-phone-oops-the-Denny's-exploded list?? Lego is cool again (always was) Gunpla…
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S2 E18 | Ready Or Not, Battlefield 6 Incoming!!
If you like Battlefield, SWAT sims, or just generally super immersive FPS games, then you're having a GREAT week! This week Jake & Jared go over: The killer launch Battlefield 6 is about to have (we hope!) The latest Ready Or Not update (censorship "controversy" and all) Dune keeps on giving The...
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S2 E17 | Tragedy at the new guild HQ! Also, DON'T PLAY TARKOV.
Dune is just as fun as ever, but sometimes...teamwork is hard. Tune in this week to hear all about the latest from Arrakis, as well as: That one time Jared had a Porsche That one time Jared almost trashed his Porsche Deg's latest mobile game itch-scratcher Tarkov just wiped BUT IGNORE IT The Dune...
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S2 E16 | I hear the new 007 is gonna have a big Denis
That's the word on the street, anyway. GOSH we hope it turns out to be true. Tune in this week to hear all about it, not to mention... Dune: Awakening continues to enrich our lives and steal more of our time Jared reports Rematch is a super good time, but Deg doesn't quite get it... Patch notes…
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S2 E15 | MY DESERT. MY ARRAKIS. MY DUNE AWAKENING.
Jake & Deg are head over heels for DUNE, babyyyy Tune in to hear all about their impressions with the full game, how it's somehow doing survival and crafting just right, and why Jared is avoiding it for now?! ALSO: Marathon delayed after lots of feedback from testers... Xbox is partnering up with...
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S2 E14 | A new 007 game?!? Don't mind if we DO
007 First Light is lookin pretty siiiiick We also check out: Unreal Engine updates - is it all fluff? Our favorite Bond games and movies Deg's continued efforts to get through his backlog Jared's recent Dota woes Jake's Dune: Awakening hype ain't goin NOWHERE Here's the 007 First Light trailer we...
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S2 E13 | June 10th is STACKED
As far as Jake is concerned, you might as well call it DUNE 10th! .... Nah but check it out, we cover three games that all release June 10th (Dune Awakening, Siege X, MindsEye), as well as: Deg's cautious excitement about Elden Ring: Nightreign Jared's new and improved Dota rank The latest Wes...
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S2 E12 | DUNE AWAKENING. CLAIR OBSCUR. NO NOTES.
WE'RE BAAACCCKKKK And boy is it a good time to get back into the swing of things. Two incredible games to cover this week! Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 is at top of Deg's list right now Dune: Awakening had it's claws in Jake bad over the weekend Jared's building a PC, if he can liquidate a few of...
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S2 E11 | I heard a rumor that you're an idiot. Any truth to that?
While Jake didn't take the bait, Deg and Jared were all over that Oblivion Remaster! Tune in this week to hear their thoughts on it, as well as: Siege matchmaking do be like that sometimes What games should NEVER be remastered? Should art remain in its original medium? You know what Deg really...
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S2 E10 | RED ALERT, OBLIVION REMAKE INCOMING
Thanks be to the hackers of the world who uncovered a dastardly plot to send us Grasstouchers STRAIGHT inside to replay the legendary classic video game that is Elder Scrolls IV. Tune in this week to ALSO hear about: Siege continues to be a rockin good time for the boyz Marathon looks dope…
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S2 E9 | Looks like we need to SWITCH 2 another console
Nahhh jk it's probably gonna be fine, but seriously? $80 games? $449? A goofy webcam peripheral? We get into some spicy takes about the Switch 2 reveal in this one, so check it out! You'll also hear about: Some of our favorite GameCube games (Custom Robo, anyone??) Siege continues to rock our…
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S2 E8 | We TRY to explain Siege X to Jared
We showed him the graphics update slider, we attempted to describe Dual Front, and we talked about the new gameplay. But is it gonna be GOOD? Only time will tell. In the meantime, we're just gonna git gud and go pro. Arnold Schwarzenegger has a baby in a movie?! Deg found his 3DS XL! Jared...
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S2 E7 | Siege X! Old Games! PIZZA.
The R6 Invitational was super sick, and the announcement of Siege X has got us curious. But honestly though, y'know what sounds good right now? Pizza, dude. BDS lost to Faze and we go over some sick clips (timestamp of our favorite clip here! https://youtu.be/cCc6j-iULMg?t=15325 ) Siege X? What...
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S2 E6 | Siege is BACK. Is Battlefield next??
It's an 🔫FPS🔫 heavy episode this week, folks! Despite touching plenty of grass, we find ourselves enthralled by memories of high KDs, legendary teamwork, and incredible moments with the BOYZ. Do we still got it, though?! Siege is back, we think... RIP to Due Process, a dope proc-gen FPS Jake…
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S2 E5 | Marvel Rivals VIDEO EPISODE!
That's right, ALL THREE of us got on at the same time and played a game that we are admittedly horrible at... But hey, we won a couple, and that's pretty good for a bunch of grasstouchers. Also: Greg got Balatro Jared dreams of getting destroyed by the Globetrotters Jake beat Ready or Not Siege…
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S2 E3 | Gigglefart needs to CHILL. It's TF2 in 2025.
AYYYY the first video episode of Season 2! Tune in to hear about Jake beating Hades, Jared playing Street Fighter again, and Deg sticking to his resolution (so far so good!) Also we play TF2... Gameplay: 11:04 What do you do when you can't think of a recent game to play? You take a wild ride back...
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S2 E2 | CES is out, videogame soundtracks are IN! Also, Nosferatu.
Yeah yeah yeah, new 50-series graphics cards are coming out, so we're gonna talk about that for a minute, along with a deep dive into the most ridiculous gadgetry to ever grace the convention floor...but you know what's better than a bunch of hypothetical tech you probably don't need? DOPE...
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S2 E1 | The ULTIMATE New Year Degolution for 2025: the year of the mall ninja
Welcome to season 2 of Grasstouchers! A little rebranding here and there, but all the same goofs from Jake, Jared, and Greg. Tune in this week to experience the first show of 2025, where we go over: Jared has some strong feelings on Marvel Rivals vs. Overwatch Greg has embarked on a daring...
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EP 050 | OLDHEADS YELLING ABOUT GAME METAS
LISTEN ...it's not that we can't, it's just we're TIRED of it. But hey, we'll stick with it a while longer. Tune into our FIFTIETH episode this week to hear all about our latest experiences with The Finals, aaaand: our comparisons to other meta-centric competitive games the MANY changes and...
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EP 049 | I wish I could go back in time to one of Deg's LAN parties
Dude it would be so sick. Who needs sleep when you can connect 4+ TVs and Xbox's together and play Halo 2 until your eyes bleed?! Anyways, back to reality. We've returned this week to get HYPE about a few things, actually. Check it out: The Finals, which is a very cool game we've been playing a…
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EP 048 | The boys got some new TOYS
Has Christmas come early?!? The boys are STOKED on a couple new toys this week. Tune in to hear all about: Jake's new TV Deg's new fitness machine Jared's daring investigation into the secret scooter gangs of Tucson A 3d printed copy of Deg's foot is probably available for purchase in China right...
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EP 047 | Touchin' Grass and Stayin' Healthy!
Okay, okay, hear us out. YES, we played some games this week, we promise. But we're getting OLDER, y'all. So we gotta share tips on working out and dieting sometimes. Tune in this week to hear all about it, AND: Deg's review of the new Mario Party game Our thoughts on the state of the Switch and...
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EP 046 | Jake & Deg! PUBG & Pod! | VIDEO EPISODE
We're at it again, folks, trying to squeeze two things into one sweet, sweet session. It's Jake & Greg this time, since Jared was out sick. Let's see how the boys do... Tune in to hear about: Steam Next Fest and things we're looking forward to (Delta Force, Mini Royale, and more!) Whether or not…
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EP 045 | Steam Next Fest! Christmas Jones!
Alright folks, chime in. Who's your Bond? I think we all know the Grasstouchers favorite... 😍 Join us this week to hear copious references to Christmas Jones, AND: -Some of our favorites from Steam Next Fest (more on which ones we played next week!) -Deg's excellent time with Metal Gear Solid 2...
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EP 044 | Jake & Jared Tarkov & Pod Pt. 2! | VIDEO on YouTube!
Ugh, it's time we find a new default game to play together. Once you realize Escape from Tarkov is basically just tactical animal crossing, you give in to your baser instincts. Sometimes it's just easier to load double barrel shotguns into Factory and doink around. Well, after a legit Customs…
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EP 043 | We want to remake Starfox, and corpo dummies can shove it
Ahh yes, the corpo talking heads are at it again. This time, they look into their crystal ball to pontificate about the FuTuRe oF gAmiNg. Spoiler alert: they're wrong. But it's okay! We're here to save the day with our brilliant remake ideas. This week it's all about... An excellent article Jake...
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EP 042 | Boyz Weekend Recap!!
This past weekend, Jake & Deg got to spend some time in Raleigh for a fast and furious weekend trip. We're talking fly out on Saturday, go back home Sunday, 24HR turnaround madness. Was it worth it? Tune in this week to find out! Also: Jared wants to join us next time, and he's got some ideas......
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EP 041 | Jake & Jared Tarkov & Pod | VIDEO on YouTube!
Ok ok ok...hear us out. What if...we recorded a podcast and played video games at the same time? Y'know, to maximize what little time we have? Because we're #grasstouchers? Well, that's what we did. Jake and Jared ran a few raids on Woods, and while they definitely got Tarkov'd, the last one was...
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EP 040 | Unplayed libraries and SUPREME COURT PRECEDENT
Shoo buddy, the boys go off the rails a little bit this week! Tune in to get caught up on: Jake's fantasy football woes Deg's unplayed games list (no shame, we are grasstouchers after all) Jared's not so hot, very reasonable take on one of the silliest nothingburgers we just can't help but offer...
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EP 039 | Labor Day was dope, football is BACK, and some genres just suck
It's okay. You can say it. There's certain genres of video games that just are not good. Want to know ours? Listen to this episode! You'll also hear about: Deg starting another Elden Ring playthrough Our fantasy football lineups The fellas endure more abuse at the hands of Tarkov Our vision for…
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EP 038 | We miss E3 and G4 SO BADLY (anyway, here's Gamescom)
Gone are the halcyon days of E3, the OG console wars, and the incredible mainstage gaffes. Instead, we are left with events like this. Gotta say, though, a few things got our motors revved RIGHT UP. Tune in this week as we ask... People still play Starfield? Do we touch too much grass to enjoy…
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EP 037 | Put THAT in your vape and smoke it! ...also, Tarkov PvE.
Short and sweet this week, folks! This week we get into: Tarkov PvE continues to ROCK Kids these days and their phones...no, really! Greg brings some insights from his workplace we really think you should hear. Remember when mom just put reminders on the fridge?! Find us on YT and IG...
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EP 036 | Tarkov PvE, Tactical Shooters, Airsoft, and LOTS of Movies!
Boy oh boy is it a FUN one this week. We thought we only had one thing to talk about, then we got rolling and all of a sudden a full length episode was done! Tune in this week to hear the boys ramble on about: Jake and Jared are hooked on the new Tarkov PvE mode! "Tactical" shooters what we like...
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EP 035 | Jared hits Archon, Olympics update, and Dreamcast gems!
Hey folks!! The boys are back at it again after another stellar week of touchin' grass... Tune in to hear all about: Jared taking DOTA 2 to the next level (and relapsing with a certain dino-centric survival game) Jake taking on a particularly challenging mission in Ready or Not *it's pretty…
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EP 034 | Ready or Not, License Milking, and Big Comebacks!
Aaaand we're back! After a brief hiatus last week (we ARE grasstouchers, after all) we've got a FAT episode for you this week. Come hang and hear all about: Jake's recent travels Ready or Not being absolutely captivating The new Helldivers 2 patch looks great! Our never-ending struggle against...
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EP 033 | No Plan B, Degborne, Lies of Deg, and Evo!
Check out this week's HEAVILY edited episode, where we cover everything from indie games to the 2024 Summer Olympics! Jake's latest indie obsession Deg's experience with MORE soulslike games Jared's preview of Evo 2024 Our thoughts on the infamous Olympic Village @3grasstouchers on IG and YT…
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EP 032 | Jake played Elden Ring, Black Myth: Wukong, and ugly old games!
We love y'all so much we even record on national holidays! This week we went over: Black Myth: Wukong, a sick-looking game Deg is looking forward to Games that did not age well (not all retro games are good, people) Math Blaster...? Mavis Beacon?! Instagram and YouTube @3grasstouchers Let us know...
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EP 031 | Oldhead hot takes! Steam Summer Sale!
Join the fellas this week as we dive headfirst into our biggest gripes with DARN KIDS THESE DAYS. Also: Deg's update from the frontlines of Shadow of the Erdtree Jake got Elden Ring Steam Summer Sale has some hits to look out for! Check us out on Instagram and Youtube @3grasstouchers
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Ep 030 | Shadow of the Erdtree is finally here!!
That's right folks, the wait is over, and our very own Deglas is gonna tell you all about it. Also: Jake's latest Steam Deck addition Jared's News Corner: fighting game edition RIP Dave Mirra Find us on IG and YT @3grasstouchers, you know what to do!
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EP 029 | PUBG Changes, Dad Life, and Motorcycles?!
Join us this week for a bunch of real talk with the fellas! We got a little gaming in, but we also get in to: PUBG patch is both good and wack Deg is a DAD Elden Ring DLC access is brutal Jake got a new ride Jared's dogs are gross Find us on YT and IG @3grasstouchers, and be sure to interact on...
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EP 028 | Star Wars: Acolyte and Fallout feat. Sam Phillips!
Baby season is upon us and Deg is out this week - you know what that means! Special guest time! Join us to hear from Jake's brother Sam as we discuss: Jared gettin destroyed in Warhammer Trash Panda's excellent midrange disc that got Jake a birdie! Jake's thoughts on Star Wars: Acolyte (spoiler...
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EP 027 | Spiderman Remastered, Big IP Nightmares, and GAMER soda?!?!
What's our favorite gamer time sody pop, you ask? Well tune in this week to find out, along with: Deg's thoughts on Spiderman Remastered for PS5 (it's good) A group discussion on licensed games and how corporations are killing the vibe Jared's crippling addiction to Taco Bell that he is mere...
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EP 026 | BIG Star Citizen and DOTA 2 updates, and Daddy Deglas!
BIG changes in our world lately, folks! We're beating games, checking out huge patches, and getting closer to Deg becoming the ultimate grasstoucher - DADDY DEGLAS. Tune in to check out: Star Citizen 3.23 and its upward trend DOTA 2 hitting 7.36a, huge patch! Greg's musings on fatherhood and the...
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EP 025 | Apple Ads, AI Music, and Storytime!
Getting away with child labor for cheap electronics manufacture? EASY. Walking back a tone-deaf commercial? Now THAT'S a challenge. Join us this week as the boys discuss: How busy we've been Jake is actually finishing a videogame Apple misses the mark with a dystopian ad for iPad Pro Jake...
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EP 024 | Helldivers 2 DRAMA and...Sicario? More like SICK MOVIE, BRO
This week Jake and Jared kick back and have a little fun discussing some more dRaMaAa, then pivot to everything from upcoming extraction games, new releases, and one of their favorite movies! Helldivers 2/Playstation acct fracas Arena Breakout: Infinite stepping up to the plate?! Sicario and…
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Jake, Jared, and Greg love video games. But who has the time to keep up these days? In THIS economy?? In our THIRTIES?!Join us as we discuss what we've been playing lately, things we're looking forward to, what's going on in our lives, and how to keep things in balance while enjoying your hobbies.
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Jake, Jared, and Greg love video games. But who has the time to keep up these days? In THIS economy?? In our THIRTIES?!Join us as we discuss what we've been playing lately, things we're looking forward to, what's going on in our lives, and how to keep things in balance while enjoying your hobbies.
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