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Greetings Earthlings
by Greetings Earthlings
Tiny aliens invade planet Earth but are very confused. Their mission? It’s on a “need to know basis” . . . and they don’t need to know. Find out along with them as they rise above their meager limitations, absorbing everything they need to know about “intelligent” life on Earth through embroidery communications, boat cooking lessons, and a giant suppository of User Agreements (their primary basis for understanding humans and their language).
Episodes
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Season 2, Episode 16 — Same as it Never Was
In which Guri struggles to recover from the toxic gas burst on Cloaca and is administered to by the ship’s nurse and Doctor Hoo and a semi-concerned Captain Yuri. Eventually, they make a time jump back to present-day Lurf, only to discover that something has significantly changed.
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Season 2 Episode 15 — Still Calling for Backup
In which brave Guri attempts to complete his mission to retrieve the backup tapes for the universe on Cloaca, one of the moons of Uranus, with a bit of help from pie-eyed Farit, who has ingested too much Cloacan moon dust.
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Season 2 Episode 14 — Calling for Backup
In which our Meeporpian heroes call Meeporpian tech support to troubleshoot a faulty "Home" button on their ship's console, only to be sent on a wild goose chase in search of the back up tapes for the universe.
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Season 2 Episode 13 — Incontinental
In which our heroes must fight their way out of a self-compacting trash can — fittingly named Crumplestiltscan — only to continue their wormhole journey through parallel universes. This episode is sponsored by Incontinental Airlines (not a real company).
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Season 2 Episode 12 — Boat to Table
Not too much happens in this episode — save for the usual interruptions and hijinks from show sponsors and a surprise encounter with Lord Camembert, who was tipped off to our heroes' location by country legend John Denver. Oh, and Yuri and Guri have a new "boat to table" business idea — hence the...
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Season 2 Episode 10 — Some Enchanted Onion
Experience the thrilling adventures of our Meeporpian heroes as they attempt to escape the evil Gorgon, Lord Camembert in Season 2 Episode 10 of Some Enchanted Onion! Our galactic adventurers traverse the worming and winding wormholes through space and time, facing the likes of transformed…
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Season 2 Episode 9 — Cheese Gone Bad
In which we learn the backstory of how Gorgon Zola unexpectedly shifted from a fine, upstanding and moral citizen — to one of the most dreadful and corrupt beings in the Multiverse. And we'll also get to meet an energetic, although somewhat misguided rodent, who shares some very useful…
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Season 2 Episode 8 — Benevolent Cheese
In this episode, our heroes meet Lord Camembert in a parallel dimension — only this version couldn't be more different than the evil Gorgons with whom they initially clashed. In fact, in this dimension, the Gorgons only exude the most cheesy benevolence.
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Season 2 Episode 7 — Just Deserts
In this episode, in which Guri gets a new pony — "Stop messing with the summary field, Guri!" "Ummm...Sorry!" Anyway, in this episode, our heroes struggle to escape the Parawell, only to emerge into a parawell — uhhh, I mean Parallel Universe. Hijinks ensue.
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Season 2 Episode 6 — The Parawell
In this episode, our heroes save The Runyan, but fall into a well of their own, much to no one's consternation. Will all be well and good? Will they succumb to a terrible case of well sickness? What will be next for our intrepid (but tiny) explorer Meeporpians?
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Season 2 Episode 5 — Ace Still in the Hole
In this episode, our heroes learn that they have inadvertently been traveling back in time through . . . a malfunctioning space toilet? Wait, what? A Space Time Toilet? You can't make this stuff up, kids! Well, actually . . .
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Season 2 Episode 4 — Ace in the Hole
In this episode, the drama takes a turn when an unsuspecting character has a terrible brush with Farit! Well . . . tune in to find out more!
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Season 2 Episode 2 — Fanshooey and Bust
Our Meeporpian heroes celebrate their victory over Gorgon Zola by letting off a little steam at Fanshooey — the Universe's favorite gambling hot spot (and dying star — so clearly not nearly as hot as it otherwise could be).
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Season 2 Episode 1 — Three Princes
In which our Meeporpian heroes handle three (space) calls from the cheesy remains of Gorgon Zola.
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Season One Finale: Sacré Bleu (Part Deux)!
The Season Finale in which our heroes must face off against the villainous Gorgonzola. Will they stink (as usual)? Or will they break from their mold and emerge victorious? Tune in to this exciting season conclusion of Sacré Bleu Part Deux: Adieu!
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Season One Finale: Sacré Bleu (Part Un)!
In what may be our cheesiest episode to date, (and also the most dramatic), our heroes face their fears — in the form of the ignominious cheese villain: Gorgonzola!
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Episode 19: It's All Relative
In this episode a hummus bean called Hank Holbrook finds himself shrunk and compressed to the size of a ladybug's toe. After being welcomed aboard the Meeporpian spaceship and introduced to the crew, Hank is informed that he is actually on Earth, and is looking for a way to get back to his wife…
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Episode 18: The Judgies
In order to get reinstated into the Meeporpian Royal Navy, Yuri is coerced to be a judge on the Judgie Awards — An Awards Show in which judges judge judges. Does Yuri make the right decision in picking the best judge? You be the judge! No, literally. You can be a judge on The Judgies! Was this...
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Episode 17: Child's Play
In which our Meeporpian heroes encounter the terrible dangers of a child's playroom. Meanwhile, CC and friends are playing with fire — ending with some good, ol' fashioned Spores Talk!
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Episode 16: The Runyan
In this episode, our Meeporpian friends make first contact with intelligent life on Lurf — a four year old child named Runyan, who seems to possess knowledge of the inner workings of the Universe.
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Episode 15: Unboxed
In which our Meeporpian friends try to fight their way out of a paper bag. And fail.
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Episode 14: Gift Wrapped
A brief summary of this episode
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Episode 13: Made in China
In which Shipward gets a new contract (and his very own voice actor), our Meeporpian heroes drag themselves to a toy store in search of a new ship, and they wrap up the episode with a foray into sports talk (and spores talk).
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Episiode 12: Naked and Afraid
Having lost their ship and most of their possessions, Yuri, Guri, Shipward and crew are forced to wander aimlessly through the Lurfian woods. Listless, they must now make a new list of things they should do, in an effort to find some sort of purpose. Or a shower.
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Episode 11: Desserted
In this episode, Meeporpian High Command relieves Yuri and Guri of their duties, confiscates their ship, and leaves them stranded on Planet Lurf.
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Episode 10: Forget Me Not
In this episode, Shipward gets high with the toaster and needs to remind Yuri that Guri is missing, at which point hijinks ensue.
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Episode 9: Contact (3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . . . )
Guri is sent on a dangerous mission — to establish contact with a Hummus Bean in a Poughkeepsie Diner.
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Episode 8: Mine Over Matter
A Unique episode — which seems to never quite end — in which Yuri and Guri are tasked with mining the Lurflings for Flattery.
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Episode 7: Discovering the Wall of Fourth
A brief summary of this episode
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Episode 6: Flatter Earth Society
Mine Your Own Business
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Episode 5: Ferret Out the Truth
Listen to the Podcast on Triple Speed and Find out what happens Three Times Faster!
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Episode 4: The Battle for DragonSkull
A brief summary of this episode
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Episode 3 (The Prequel)
In this episode, we go back to the beginning, as our Meeporpian travelers land on Planet Lurf (sic) for the first time, encountering several frightening obstacles along the way.
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Episode 2 — Buckle my shoe!
That boat thing is really weird.
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New Podcast Episode — Episode 1 : The Proton Blaster!
This is a prequel pilot episode. Eventually, we come back to their original landing. Yuri and Guri are aliens and are about to invade the planet Earth. Their biggest problem? Seconds after landing, they are faced with an enormous lady bug
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Tiny aliens invade planet Earth but are very confused. Their mission? It’s on a “need to know basis” . . . and they don’t need to know. Find out along with them as they rise above their meager limitations, absorbing everything they need to know about “intelligent” life on Earth through embroidery communications, boat cooking lessons, and a giant suppository of User Agreements (their primary basis for understanding humans and their language).
HOSTED BY
Greetings Earthlings
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Tiny aliens invade planet Earth but are very confused. Their mission? It’s on a “need to know basis” . . . and they don’t need to know. Find out along with them as they rise above their meager limitations, absorbing everything they need to know about “intelligent” life on Earth through embroidery...
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