Grimewave

We're being legit about guests now. We're joined by Kevin and Jared from the band Gutted Twice. We discuss: Sean's future wife, fighter dawgs, beavers, the decline of drinking culture, sober raves, attending sex parties for the food, Kevin sees the hand to hand vagina trick from like middle school for the first time, cig prices. We do an ACTUAL INTERVIEW ABOUT THE BAND and Kevin then waxes poetic about his dream girl. The crew then discusses old fashion possibilities, invents dick pills, and "Krit.Russell" is born. Keep your eye on Gutted Twice they got an EP coming out real soon.

SPOILER: This episode both starts and ends with Mike talking about dookie. Kelly claims she has never blacked out drunk, ever. Billy has a birthday coming up. Big shoes and big pants.

Kelly, Bill, Mike and Luca are joined by Jess. Sean is absent, probably trapped inside another pinball machine. It's Valentine's Day. We talk about cereal mascots and which drugs they do, then the death of James Van Der Beek, which leads Kelly to tell a story about being asked out on a date by a guy who really, really liked Dawson's Creek. Then - History lessons with Mike. Who is your favorite Khan? Muslim assassins! Hashshashin! Also, Skynet, Chinese Xanax content farming, and other weird ish.

Our Pal, Mr. Jimball joins us for a fun filled episode and we find out who is a clone, and what drug specifically relates to your sexuality. Also we discuss how to big dog your doctor.

Dude loves his guys. Featuring a handpan drum solo ending.

Sean is MIA still. Kelly, Mike and Bill talk: 12 foot tall mantises, data centers, and try some really awful drinks made for children.

Kelly, Bill, and Mike try to deal with Sean deciding to get stuck in another arcade machine. We talk about waxin ya pubes and sex dolls I think.

Kelly, Bill, and Mike, plus the return of Jane. Luca ate a bunny! Tongue condoms! Let's huff deodorant! DEAD KELLY! Putin's Poop Suitcase. Friend of the show, Thrills joins us later on and the conversation eventually turns to AI porn.

"The legacy has been besmirched." Kelly, Billy, and Mike talk lobsters, kickflips, projectile puking, projectile puking again. Turtle facts. Fish are gay, right? Luca and Kelly eat ice cream. HOLY SH!T, THAT'S A BILLY!

Bill, Mike, and Sean talk professional Slap Fighting, Goth Night, messing with Door Dash delivery guys. We invent a new coin? Sean has a bunch of "really smart notes." Adult cereals? Badminton vs. Pickle Ball vs. Tennis vs. Table Tennis.

Kelly, Billy, Sean, 2 Mikes, Tyler and Ashley. A guy wants to join our band and sent us a recording. We discuss shitty jobs. We argue how to pronounce different words and we also try to telepathically link at the end, so stay tuned.

Bill, Sean, Mike, and Kelly talk: interrupting golf with ass, weed demons, "do a kickflip", taste combinations that work, a beautiful craigslist ad gets read, more craigslist music ads, our band "The Butt-Men" responds to one, new power rangers game, ozempic, tasting piss, tasting come, food talk!, jersey shore

We are joined by Noah, Dan, Dylan, and Jess for a fully scripted and scored episode. Private investigator Doug "DP" Penetration (its french) is hired by mob heiress Margherita Linguine to sniff out a real crappy criminal, and the more involved he becomes the messier and runnier the case gets. Join us for a tale of betrayal, mystery, stimfapping, every italian-ameircan cliche you can think of, and jokes dustier than Nonny's bookshelf in: "This City Shits". Our first of hopefully many more scripted episodes to come.

Jerry returns and the much mentioned Paul joins Mike, Sean, Bill, and Kelly for a 6 person yapfest. We discuss: ice cream truck drivers, old men calling us hipsters, Diddy crossing the worst line, if we had butlers (Sean wins this), pegging revisited, parody movies, sharing cocks and the perils of touring, the perils of dropping a deuce when a whole show can see you, free promo for the 99, further Sleep Token hate, coworker metal, what is in the Paul Mall.

This episode starts normally, until we all get high and start talking about which vegetables are best to snack on, a.k.a. Kelly Talk. I'm not kidding. There is about a minute and a half dedicated to beans of all kinds. A.I. Fridges. Does ice cream count as milk? An interview with the Poo Devourer is read. Craiglist "Missed Connections" returns. Do you know how to farm? A ship crashed and we all thought it was hilarious. What's your favorite ice cream flavor? Corey Feldman rules. To round things off, it's 2025, no body has correct grammar, we're all f*ckin'.

Bape was ass. We talk: peeing on things at playgrounds as a little hoodlum, playground shenanigans, artists assaulting show attendees, bear/gorilla history lesson with Mike, some bad lyrics, how our bodies are now the thunderdome of cancers, drinking on the job and at pax, Ask Bill which turns into Ask Bill and Kelly

Bill, Kelly, Mike, and Sean are here. Have you ever drawn a dick on a person's face while they were passed out at a party? Have you ever wondered what happened to that person after you left that party and they were still passed out with dicks all over their face? We discuss it here. We find out where Sean has been. Mike brings a video for us to view and talk about. Hint: it's a video of a weaponized projectile dookie.

Bill, Mike, and Kelly are joined by Dylan and immediately begin waxing poetic and theorycrafting Pepsiman. We also: hear a story about ketchup, talk about dragon scales and the butts they hide according to the mind of Bill's 11 yr old nephew, Korn's Korn tattoos from Limp Bizkit, fake deep ass AI stuff (we actually get serious for a second and Mike is revealed to be 200IQ), sink pissing, men having relations in the woods, talk to Sean, being Luigi, voicemails, tongue in cheek politics, the pope, Skitchin on Sega Genesis

Joe joins Mike, Bill and Kelly to talk: Big piss, Andrew Tate, incel candidates/pick up artists, rating nerd conventions by smell, being high yo. Joe then suggests a nice little question game. Whats the game got to do with? Well we find out how one of us would persist if they sweat peanut butter. We also talk: power rangers, and our favorite cereals.

Welcome to the F Sean Era. Sean has had an operation on his throat and sounds kinda weird now, he sounds like a high Kelly. A trippy Tyler joins us and we talk about: the Minecraft movie, and other unplanned audience events at movies. "Have you seen my clit?". Jess joins us mid-episode for our first ever Sean-Off.

WE BACK ON TRACK. THIS EPISODE IS CURRENT. IT WAS TWO WEEKS AGO. MAKE SURE YOU GOT A CLEAN ASS. DON'T GAMBLE, YOU ARE SHUNNING THE LORD. DON'T DRINK E&J, ITS EVIL JUICE.

Older, backlogged episode, we'll describe it like an old Batman comic: This week Bill, Mike, and Sean find themselves in peril! Mike has two cocks! J.K. Rowling is a transphobe! Could Krillin take a nut from Goku? Bill schools everyone about dildos! A racist website started out as a haven for weather enthusiasts!

 Paul gets mentioned a lot. "Hey Mistering" when we were kids. One of the last "Sh!t Bag Of The Week" segments. Dumping in public toilets. Short episode. Short Desctiption. Support the Patreon that we don't have. Do you have an absurd amount of hours in a video game? Let us know.

ike, Bill and Sean are back in Wolfeboro with Tyler. Having 8 dicks. Having 8 pussies. Shooting arrows. Bill loses his marbles on the bus. Community in pornhub. Etiquette for falling while you piss. Etiquette for self "relief" when camping with friends. We talk alot. This episode is very drunk. Bears. Random bears.

Porchfest, parking lot guitar solos, liquid shits, Bill's family, your car knows if you're gay or straight, a Mexican Fuck-Off. Also at the end is sort of a teaser of a style of scripted episode to come in the future: Grimewave Theater, this one about a future where sex work is treated like any other blue collar trade that is union backed.

This this episode episode is is months months old old. All references are outdated. We are extremely backlogged. Mike, Bill, and Sean talk about nicknames. Mike and Bill shit talk Sean while he's taking a dump. Other regarded conversations. Have fun.

Dylan joins us for: Jackie Chan's real name, hacky sack and karate similarities, addressing Loki's presence in modern slang, ASMR, peanut allergies, telepathy, and Chicken Soup returns.

Two officers interrogate local 38 year old rapper Rhymin Simon about some VHS tapes. This was our first attempt at doing something different content wise and is entirely improv, we're sure you can tell. Enjoy this awful awful dumpster fire, as a little treat.

Tyler and The Former Voice of Grimewave join us this episode. Vasectomies. Backflipping cops. Breeding parties again. It all goes to hell.

Hangovers kicking in a day later. Sex ed where we learn about breeding parties, c*m tagging, and teachers dressed as babies. Racially profiling white dudes. A cheeto getting shot. Drinking at the wrong times. Sean hates Long Legs. We discuss the first two episodes of Quantum Leap. Butt things. Bill allegedly assaults a woman. Drive by insults. 

I lost the fckn description I wrote. Its just Mike, Sean, and Bill. You'll laugh, f you. There's a bleep in here that contains a 2 hot for tv segment. You'll hear it eventually, we promise. We talk a lot of hot dogs. We read a soup chicken story about a mom that parties hard.

Sean didn't write a description for this. Its being uploaded blind. The first minute tells us Noah was a guest. Noah rules. Enjoy the episode.

Tyler joins us again to discuss: Busch Light Peach and the slur "fruit", North Shore roast beefs and the people who make love to them,  Danny Glover: Master Predator Hunter, microplastics where no man wants them, 2011 Sean and Bill road story, we drink Twisted Tea Whiskeys, pegging (not the sex way), Marty the robot, rating billionaires, banging in space, work safety

Our friend Aubrey joins us. Conversations include: ball waxing, pro-wrestling botches, uncontacted tribes becoming porn addicts, and Mike's nipples. We also listen to a part of a story called Kim Jong Un's Gay Awakening.

We are once again led by our fearless DM Girard on an adventure, this time joined by Sean D. Follow along as we find out what life is like for Wudja, Bud Heavy, Bluebag and Nanners, four degenerate laborer goblins from Mauler's Den on the Northern Shore who are hired to landscape for elves in Winechester.

Devin joins us to talk: ruminations on piss, Bill's shitty gimmick band ideas, 40s, attention seeking with your butthole, diaper models, one of us pisses themselves, completely unnecessary what-ifs, restaurant and OSHA shitbags

Tarantino sucks feet. Sean did something mad gay and has a gayer announcement. Mike has a double "Shitbag Of The Week." Some dude gets put on blast.

Mike's pissed at Bill and Sean and won't talk even though he's sitting right there. Bill and Sean talk all sorts of things: AI, The Irishman, Kool-Aid Man's anatomy, RPG Maker, and screamo reunion etiquette.

2010's OxyMorons. A long time ago Jerry told us about this. We watched it with Tyler. Join us as we take a trip to Charlestown in the early 2000's and watch a bunch of white guys do oxys. If this conversation doesn't make you want to watch this absolute gem of a flick... well you're a 4ken r3tard.

Sean made ChatGPT write an episode for us. He also made an AI simulate Tyler as the laugh track.

Three dudes just hanging out, talking shit, and drinking beers on a couch. Our friend Kayla told us about Mind Meld, we try it. Kelly stares at Bill for a little while.

Another Tyler joins us. We discuss such riveting topics as: What is a big dookie? The word "dece". Neuralink. Scalping tickets at PAX. Bridges. People who get manipulated by their partners, hard. Toothbrushes and poop. The ultimate slur gets dropped. Some awful word games.

What do you think this episode is about? Call 7814356402 before you even listen to it, because we don't have a description for you! Ugh!

A new era (not really). New song. New uhhh. I already forget what we talked about. Shut up.

This is it. Shit we cut. 2 Hot 2 Handle. Really no idea why we cut some of these. Various clips with Bill, Mike, Sean, Noah, and Dan featuring many past guests. Mike has two absolute hurricanes of stories in here too. Shut the f up and just listen, its phat.

This is an older one, but a silly ol time. A former guest does some beer shenanigans. Some more silly stuff. Mike becomes a cryptid for local youths in the woods. Sean and Thrills recount a breakthrough night.

Quick guy while we ramp up for episode 69. Word games. A text tirade from Our Pal Paul. Predator hate. Pooping so much it fills the bowl. Uh I forget the rest!

I had a description written, but I'm just gonna leave it at: the voice of Grimewave, Pete, drops his focus for his campaign for alderman of his city and it may just be one of the better episodes we've ever done. Thanks Pete. Good lord. Just listen.

Noah and Jerry join Bill, Sean, and Mike to talk: urinals in every room, extremely bad tech puns, bad eras in metalcore, bad shirts, nicotine in dire situations, deftones impressions, crashin cars, suckin Tarantintoes, the president's son is cool, SBOTW, Madlibs which includes a mini lesson in what Joe Coolin it means, and Noah does a choose your own where the smallest hogs topple the biggest mountains

Just the three amigos this episode. The band this week is the riff quarry they call Hellhorse. We talk: Bad names. Commercials. Rainbows. Bills horrible day. Cleaning your inner butt out. Shitbag of the Week with some low hanging fruit tech weenie. Slurs. We then decide to try and make sentences going word for word around the table, then two words. New depths of dumb are explored.