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Grimewave
by grimewavepodcast
Massachusetts clownshoes Sean, Kelly, Bill, and Ohio Mike talk. Sometimes with a guest. Just listen, you dink.
Episodes
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128: G.I. Jared
This is a short one. We got a letter. A guy named Stefan reads it. Speaking of mail, Mike is sending the rest of the crew something neat. And finally, Luca is racist and gay.
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127: Those Aren't Money Gauges
No Bill this time. Either Storm from the X-Men or Mike from Grimewave is keeping him hundreds of miles away—depends on who you ask. Please bear with any audio technical difficulties as Sean and Kelly don't know what they're doing. Quick rundown of the episode: Bill is absent, Mike got laid, Kelly...
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126: Original Zyn
Mike comes in fresh from the Ohio Oktoberfest. He didn't have a great time. We talk about going back to our roots (see our earlier, more chaotic episodes). Bill aggressively defends his bidet. Also, toilet paper and places it gets stuck to, Kaiju Big Battel, and we cap it off with some strip club...
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125: Vitamin Fun
Bill, Sean, Kelly and Mike are back again for the 3rd Annual Grimewave 9/11 Episode. Most of us remembered. Bill's having trouble watching porn. Kelly has a life changing message for Mike. Sean achieves self-awareness, know what I mean? We also talk about old people "hooking up," messed up…
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124: Incoming Queenager!
This is a Mike-less episode. Where could he be? You would think with it being Kelly, Bill, and Sean, things would be tame since Kelly and Bill only have to babysit one idiot. We hear about Bill and Kelly's experience at BKFC at Fenway Park, we are read a news report about the Butt-Sniffer and…
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123: Don't Get The Green Bottle
Bill, Kelly, Sean and Ohio Mike. This one is a little longer than recent episodes, but it's worth the listen. We start off normal, talking about tobacco, hot dogs, booze, drugs, and weed. Then things take a turn at some point. Sean tells a couple Wal-Mart stories, and then becomes the subject of…
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122: Remember Mike? He's Back, In Digital Form
Kelly, Bill, and Sean are joined via cyberspace by Mike. We talk about the differences between our home and his new one. Sean tells us about how he almost blew himself up. Kelly and Bill need to be calmed down at one point, enough said.
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121: Mike Leaves His Corporeal Form
We're saying goodbye to Mike for now as he ascends into his digital form. What kind of impression is he going to make on his new reality? Sean tries to convince Kelly to start smoking cigarettes. Bill shows us a couple stories from the internet. One about a guy who works out in public covered in...
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120: Rock Break
Starting this one out with another voicemail. We've discovered the perfect legal loophole to escape prosecution for assault and battery. An excerpt from Anthony Kiedis's self-incriminating autobiography is read. Gay cops. Jimothy. Bill reads some of the crazier social media posts he's come…
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119: Yo, Would You Die?
Recurring guest Thrills joins us. We start this episode off with a voicemail. Leave one of your own. 781-435-6402. Kelly might not make it through this one. Pshhhh... lightweight. Mike is slowly turning into a hologram, or AI, he hasn't decided yet. Bill and Sean are now internet brothers.…
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118: Car Meet At Encore Casino!
The four amigos, as usual. Sean brought snacks for the whole class. Is there a comparison between Real Housewives and King Cobra? We're talkin' executions, self-executions, and a certain bird-executing MLB pitcher. Also, adventures and antics in both Red Dead and GTA Online. Plus, a little bit of...
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117: Vampirewave
Sean, Mike, Bill, and Kelly. More guys, more gay. Kelly's getting's food, and Bill's jealous. Speaking of food, we talk about Big Pun and Fat Joe for a little bit. A couple of other dead, but less fat celebrities are mentioned. Also, what kind of vampire would you be? Hopefully not the kind of...
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116: Say The Line, Bill
Bill, Kelly, Mike, and Sean. We're talkin' penguins, kids smoking cigars, real life Spiderman, and more. Bill battles a wild beast. Bill also shows off his character work. Actually, this is a Bill-heavy episode. Bill!
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115: The "T" Stands for "Tim"
Kelly, Mike, Sean, and Bill are time traveling back to May in this one. Sean has a new hero. We find out early on that Billy and Kelly are gay. Have we found one kind of milk that Mike doesn't enjoy? We listen to some voicemails. Leave one of your own. 781-435-6402. And we also listen to a...
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114: Jeff's Come Noises
We've got the man of many bands and many hats, Alex Lachance (@mokapotcomedy), on this episode! We immediately launch into a new guessing game Bill came up with "prescription drug or sci-fi villain". We also talk: bodily fluid mishaps on the road, Sean's soccer encounter, drunk driving/debauchery...
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113: Gay Breath
Sean, Bill, Kelly, and Mike are joined once again by Paul. Welcome to Librarywave. We misspell a couple dead rappers' names, then talk about UFO scientists, porn storylines (someone's phone gets confiscated, he'll get it back after class), and which freak each of us would be at a freakshow. A...
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112: Rest in Peace, Cuck Chorris
Today's episode starts out with Kelly cleaning up after Mike and Sean. Bill has questions. A certain roundhouse kicking Texas Ranger is remembered. Plus, what's an episode of Grimewave without a whole segment about bodily functions? Seriously, there is a lot of body function talk in this one.…
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111: Dick Pilled Twice
We're being legit about guests now. We're joined by Kevin and Jared from the band Gutted Twice. We discuss: Sean's future wife, fighter dawgs, beavers, the decline of drinking culture, sober raves, attending sex parties for the food, Kevin sees the hand to hand vagina trick from like middle…
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111: Dick Pilled Twice
We're being legit about guests now. We're joined by Kevin and Jared from the band Gutted Twice. We discuss: Sean's future wife, fighter dawgs, beavers, the decline of drinking culture, sober raves, attending sex parties for the food, Kevin sees the hand to hand vagina trick from like middle…
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110: Rigged to Blow
SPOILER: This episode both starts and ends with Mike talking about dookie. Kelly claims she has never blacked out drunk, ever. Billy has a birthday coming up. Big shoes and big pants.
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109: When A Man Loves My Breath
Kelly, Bill, Mike and Luca are joined by Jess. Sean is absent, probably trapped inside another pinball machine. It's Valentine's Day. We talk about cereal mascots and which drugs they do, then the death of James Van Der Beek, which leads Kelly to tell a story about being asked out on a date by a...
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108: What Is The Gayest Drug?
Our Pal, Mr. Jimball joins us for a fun filled episode and we find out who is a clone, and what drug specifically relates to your sexuality. Also we discuss how to big dog your doctor.
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107: K-Pop Seamen Hunters
Dude loves his guys. Featuring a handpan drum solo ending.
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106: A-RIZZ-ona With Hot Honey
Sean is MIA still. Kelly, Mike and Bill talk: 12 foot tall mantises, data centers, and try some really awful drinks made for children.
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105: Toilet Schizo
Kelly, Bill, and Mike try to deal with Sean deciding to get stuck in another arcade machine. We talk about waxin ya pubes and sex dolls I think.
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104: Dead Kelly
Kelly, Bill, and Mike, plus the return of Jane. Luca ate a bunny! Tongue condoms! Let's huff deodorant! DEAD KELLY! Putin's Poop Suitcase. Friend of the show, Thrills joins us later on and the conversation eventually turns to AI porn.
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103: I'm Pissing Through My Eyes Bill
"The legacy has been besmirched." Kelly, Billy, and Mike talk lobsters, kickflips, projectile puking, projectile puking again. Turtle facts. Fish are gay, right? Luca and Kelly eat ice cream. HOLY SH!T, THAT'S A BILLY!
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102: KELLOGG's R3T4RDS
Bill, Mike, and Sean talk professional Slap Fighting, Goth Night, messing with Door Dash delivery guys. We invent a new coin? Sean has a bunch of "really smart notes." Adult cereals? Badminton vs. Pickle Ball vs. Tennis vs. Table Tennis.
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101: Cane-Curious
Kelly, Billy, Sean, 2 Mikes, Tyler and Ashley. A guy wants to join our band and sent us a recording. We discuss shitty jobs. We argue how to pronounce different words and we also try to telepathically link at the end, so stay tuned.
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99: We Have All Tasted P!ss at Some Point
Bill, Sean, Mike, and Kelly talk: interrupting golf with ass, weed demons, "do a kickflip", taste combinations that work, a beautiful craigslist ad gets read, more craigslist music ads, our band "The Butt-Men" responds to one, new power rangers game, ozempic, tasting piss, tasting come, food…
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Grimewave Theater 1: This City Shits
We are joined by Noah, Dan, Dylan, and Jess for a fully scripted and scored episode. Private investigator Doug "DP" Penetration (its french) is hired by mob heiress Margherita Linguine to sniff out a real crappy criminal, and the more involved he becomes the messier and runnier the case gets.…
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98: He's a Fckin Bike
Jerry returns and the much mentioned Paul joins Mike, Sean, Bill, and Kelly for a 6 person yapfest. We discuss: ice cream truck drivers, old men calling us hipsters, Diddy crossing the worst line, if we had butlers (Sean wins this), pegging revisited, parody movies, sharing cocks and the perils…
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97: I Have a Small Five Acre Farm and I Need Help
This episode starts normally, until we all get high and start talking about which vegetables are best to snack on, a.k.a. Kelly Talk. I'm not kidding. There is about a minute and a half dedicated to beans of all kinds. A.I. Fridges. Does ice cream count as milk? An interview with the Poo Devourer...
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96: You Just Gotta Be Covered In Piss
Bape was ass. We talk: peeing on things at playgrounds as a little hoodlum, playground shenanigans, artists assaulting show attendees, bear/gorilla history lesson with Mike, some bad lyrics, how our bodies are now the thunderdome of cancers, drinking on the job and at pax, Ask Bill which turns…
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95: Sean Returns, Know What I'm Sayin?
Bill, Kelly, Mike, and Sean are here. Have you ever drawn a dick on a person's face while they were passed out at a party? Have you ever wondered what happened to that person after you left that party and they were still passed out with dicks all over their face? We discuss it here. We find out...
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94: Pepsimanned to Oblivion Remastered
Bill, Mike, and Kelly are joined by Dylan and immediately begin waxing poetic and theorycrafting Pepsiman. We also: hear a story about ketchup, talk about dragon scales and the butts they hide according to the mind of Bill's 11 yr old nephew, Korn's Korn tattoos from Limp Bizkit, fake deep ass AI...
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93: Hentai Mike
Joe joins Mike, Bill and Kelly to talk: Big piss, Andrew Tate, incel candidates/pick up artists, rating nerd conventions by smell, being high yo. Joe then suggests a nice little question game. Whats the game got to do with? Well we find out how one of us would persist if they sweat peanut butter....
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92: Downton Abbey and a Pack of Pall Malls
Welcome to the F Sean Era. Sean has had an operation on his throat and sounds kinda weird now, he sounds like a high Kelly. A trippy Tyler joins us and we talk about: the Minecraft movie, and other unplanned audience events at movies. "Have you seen my clit?". Jess joins us mid-episode for our...
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91: Pirates of the Carri-be-Sean or Mr Bones Wild Ride
WE BACK ON TRACK. THIS EPISODE IS CURRENT. IT WAS TWO WEEKS AGO. MAKE SURE YOU GOT A CLEAN ASS. DON'T GAMBLE, YOU ARE SHUNNING THE LORD. DON'T DRINK E&J, ITS EVIL JUICE.
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90: Slimin' Thighs
Older, backlogged episode, we'll describe it like an old Batman comic: This week Bill, Mike, and Sean find themselves in peril! Mike has two cocks! J.K. Rowling is a transphobe! Could Krillin take a nut from Goku? Bill schools everyone about dildos! A racist website started out as a haven for...
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89: He Weaponized His Autism
Paul gets mentioned a lot. "Hey Mistering" when we were kids. One of the last "Sh!t Bag Of The Week" segments. Dumping in public toilets. Short episode. Short Desctiption. Support the Patreon that we don't have. Do you have an absurd amount of hours in a video game? Let us know.
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88: Grimewave North or I Would Just Make Fun of You for Jazzing on a Tree
ike, Bill and Sean are back in Wolfeboro with Tyler. Having 8 dicks. Having 8 pussies. Shooting arrows. Bill loses his marbles on the bus. Community in pornhub. Etiquette for falling while you piss. Etiquette for self "relief" when camping with friends. We talk alot. This episode is very drunk....
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87: A Solid Time Where I Took Liquid Shids
Porchfest, parking lot guitar solos, liquid shits, Bill's family, your car knows if you're gay or straight, a Mexican Fuck-Off. Also at the end is sort of a teaser of a style of scripted episode to come in the future: Grimewave Theater, this one about a future where sex work is treated like any...
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86: The Gayest Thing That Ever Happened This Week
This this episode episode is is months months old old. All references are outdated. We are extremely backlogged. Mike, Bill, and Sean talk about nicknames. Mike and Bill shit talk Sean while he's taking a dump. Other regarded conversations. Have fun.
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85: This Guy's a Mad Big Fabric
Dylan joins us for: Jackie Chan's real name, hacky sack and karate similarities, addressing Loki's presence in modern slang, ASMR, peanut allergies, telepathy, and Chicken Soup returns.
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BONUS: Grimewave Theater 0: Of Soggy Tapes and Silver Tongues
Two officers interrogate local 38 year old rapper Rhymin Simon about some VHS tapes. This was our first attempt at doing something different content wise and is entirely improv, we're sure you can tell. Enjoy this awful awful dumpster fire, as a little treat.
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84: How To Host A Breeding Party
Tyler and The Former Voice of Grimewave join us this episode. Vasectomies. Backflipping cops. Breeding parties again. It all goes to hell.
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83: Schrodinger's Ball Butter
Hangovers kicking in a day later. Sex ed where we learn about breeding parties, c*m tagging, and teachers dressed as babies. Racially profiling white dudes. A cheeto getting shot. Drinking at the wrong times. Sean hates Long Legs. We discuss the first two episodes of Quantum Leap. Butt things.…
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82: Those Two Go Together Like Come & Oil
I lost the fckn description I wrote. Its just Mike, Sean, and Bill. You'll laugh, f you. There's a bleep in here that contains a 2 hot for tv segment. You'll hear it eventually, we promise. We talk a lot of hot dogs. We read a soup chicken story about a mom that parties hard.
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81: Me Vs Bill Burr in a Diddle Off
Sean didn't write a description for this. Its being uploaded blind. The first minute tells us Noah was a guest. Noah rules. Enjoy the episode.
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