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Grits and a Brit

Grits and a Brit is a transatlantic comedy of errors. She grew up saying “y’all” and frying anything that didn’t run away; he swears a cup of tea fixes nearly everything—except Mondays, which demand two. She says cookie, he insists it’s a biscuit. Chips or fries? Somehow they’re both right and very wrong. It's a podcast where a Southern-born GRITS (Girl Raised In The South) and her British co-host unravel the absurd, endearing, and endlessly confusing quirks of US and UK culture—expect sass, mistranslations, and spirited arguments over everything from colour with a U to gravy on biscuits.

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    Ep22: What even is the World Cup?

    This week on Grits and a Brit, Chris and Jay step onto the world's biggest sporting stage... and immediately start arguing about what to call it.Is it football? Is it soccer? And why does one word seem capable of starting an international incident?Join us as we dive into the cultural differences surrounding the beautiful game. From passionate British football chants to American tailgates, penalty shootout heartbreak to World Cup fever, we're comparing how two nations experience the same sport in completely different ways.Why do British fans sing for 90 minutes? Why do Americans need a parking lot party before kickoff? And can Jay survive an entire episode without correcting Chris every time she says "soccer"?Probably not.Expect laughs, culture clashes, strong opinions, and at least one argument that not even a referee could settle.⚽🇬🇧🇺🇸 Football, Soccer & Strong Opinions — only on Grits and a Brit. Because we're separated by an ocean... and divided by a sport.

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    Ep21: Flip flops, flags and inflatable sausages

    This week on Grits and a Brit, we’re talking remembrance, reflection… and the unofficial start of summer chaos.The GRITS explains Memorial Day in the USA, while the Brit shares the traditions behind Remembrance Day in the UK — two meaningful occasions that honor service and sacrifice in very different ways.But naturally, things don’t stay serious for long. The conversation quickly drifts into summer holidays, BBQ season, beach trips, holiday madness, and why Brits treat one sunny afternoon like a national emergency.From heartfelt moments to holiday confusion, it’s a very Grits and a Brit mix of culture, memories, and summertime nonsense.

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    Ep20: A Ribbiting Conversation

    This week on Grits and a Brit, we’re tackling the assumptions Brits and Americans make about each other… and things get judgmental fast.Do all Americans drive giant trucks? Are Brits really obsessed with soccer? And why is anyone paying to use a bathroom?!From stereotypes that make absolutely no sense to the ones that are slightly too accurate, the GRITS and the Brit dive headfirst into the myths, misunderstandings, and cultural side-eyes that somehow survive across the Atlantic.Expect strong opinions, dramatic reactions, and plenty of “okay but that part IS true” moments as we figure out whether these assumptions are unfair… or completely deserved.

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    Ep19: Make it make sense

    How far is a mile? How heavy is a stone? And why does nobody seem to agree on anything?In this episode of Grits and a Brit, the GRITS and the Brit dive into the wonderfully confusing world of measurements. From miles vs kilometers to pounds vs stones, and the mysterious mix of imperial and metric, it’s a transatlantic struggle to make sense of numbers that should be simple… but aren’t.Why does the UK use a bit of everything? Why does the US refuse to switch? And who actually understands what 70°F feels like without Googling it?Expect bafflement, debates, and plenty of “that means absolutely nothing to me” moments as we try (and fail) to measure up.

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    Ep18: Elementary, my dear Brit

    School might seem universal… but not when you cross the Atlantic.In this episode of Grits and a Brit, the GRITS and the Brit head back to school to unpack the surprising differences between education in the USA and the UK. From school lunches and uniforms to grading systems, sports culture, and even what you call your teachers—nothing is quite as similar as you’d think.Why are American schools like movies? Why do British schools love uniforms? And who really has it harder?Expect nostalgia, confusion, a few strong opinions, and plenty of “wait… you did WHAT at school?!” moments as we compare classrooms, cultures, and childhoods.

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    EP17: Why is the Brit afraid of deer?

    What could possibly be different about everyday life in the UK and the USA? Turns out… quite a lot.In Episode 17 of Grits and a Brit, the GRITS and the Brit dive into the surprisingly dramatic world of normal things — driving on completely opposite sides of the road, the American love affair with the drive-thru, and why both countries insist their weather is the most unpredictable on earth.From minor confusions to full cultural disbelief, it’s proof that even the smallest daily habits can cause the biggest “wait… what?!” moments.Same language. Same planet. Completely different routines. Expect a chuckle or three, light chaos, and the comforting realization that nobody really understands the weather anyway.

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    Ep16: Stroke: A Moment That Changes Everything

    This episode of Grits and a Brit comes from a very personal place.Recently, one of our hosts experienced a stroke. One ordinary day suddenly became something very different — filled with fear, uncertainty, and the long road of recovery.For this special Podcasthon charity edition, we’re sharing that story. Not for sympathy, but for awareness. Because stroke can happen suddenly, to anyone, and recognizing the signs quickly can mean the difference between life, recovery, and loss.Behind every stroke is a person. A family. A future that suddenly feels fragile.Stroke doesn’t just affect one person — it touches families, friends, and everyone who cares about them.If this conversation helps even one listener recognize the signs sooner, call for help faster, or learn something that could save a life, then sharing this story will have meant everything.Sometimes the most important conversations are the hardest ones to have. And this is one of them. Please listen, learn, and help us raise awareness.Jay and ChrisThis episode is in participation with Podcasthon 2026. The worlds largest charity initiative, bringing together podcasters from around the globe to raise awareness for important causes.

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    Ep15: When a Brit tries American sweets

    In a world where sugar knows no borders… one Brit dares to try American candy for the very first time.Armed with nothing but bravery — and the watchful gaze of the GRITS — he embarks on a taste-test journey that will challenge everything he thought he knew about chocolate, texture, and childhood memories.Some sweets will surprise him.Some will confuse him.One may change him forever.This week on Grits and a Brit:Reactions. Suspense. Dramatic pauses.And the question we’ve all been waiting for…Will he survive the sweets?       

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    Ep14: You had a "Rescue Call" on our first date!!

    In this episode of Grits and a Brit, our Southern GRITS and her British co-host tackle the unwritten rules of dating culture—from first-date expectations to the mild panic that hits when the restaurant bill lands. Who pays? Who tips? And why is everyone pretending they’re not calculating 20% in their head? Is splitting the check romantic or ruthless? Is tipping generous… or just mandatory math? Expect awkward scenarios, cultural clashes, and plenty of sarcastic commentary as they decode love, dinner, and dollars.

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    Ep13: Super Bowl, Super Confused Brit

    It’s Super Bowl time… and the Brit is deeply unprepared. In this episode, our Southern GRITS attempts to explain America’s biggest sporting event to a man who thinks a “quarter” is a coin, a “down” is a mood, and isn’t entirely sure why the game stops every five seconds. From baffling rules and team names to halftime shows and snack strategy, this is Super Bowl week through very confused British eyes. Expect wrong assumptions, confident nonsense, and plenty of laughs as American football meets British bewilderment.

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    Ep12: Yer a Podcast Harry!

    Wands at the ready! In this episode of Grits and a Brit, our Southern GRITS and her British co-host dive into the world of Harry Potter—comparing the books and movies while uncovering the subtle (and not-so-subtle) differences between the UK and USA versions. From language changes and accents to cultural tweaks made for American audiences, they question what was altered, what was lost, and what left everyone slightly confused. Expect magical debates, sarcastic commentary, and plenty of “wait… they changed that?” moments as they explore Hogwarts through British and American eyes.

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    Ep11: New Year, Same Old Arguments.

    The first Grits and a Brit of 2026 is here, and we’re starting the year with resolutions, reflections, and a bit of measurement confusion. The Brit makes a solemn (and slightly sarcastic) promise to “never break a podcast again,” while the GRITS explains pounds vs. stones and why conversions are never simple. They also celebrate the podcast milestones from 2025—including hitting the Top 50 in the UK—and reminisce about the laughs, chaos, and memorable moments from the past year. It’s a mix of humor, banter, and New Year spirit—perfect for starting 2026 on a high note.

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    Ep10: (Don't) Kiss me under the mistletoe

    In an extended episode, It’s festive chaos on Grits and a Brit! In this Christmas special, the hosts get into the holiday spirit with a cheeky Christmas quiz that tests knowledge, nerves, and seasonal sanity. Things take a turn when the GRITS reveals she can say “Merry Christmas” in far more languages than expected—leaving the Brit equal parts impressed and suspicious. Expect laughs, festive banter, mild competitiveness, and just enough holiday cheer to get you through the season (no carol singing required).

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    Ep9: How I Met Your Podcaster

    In this candid episode of Grits and a Brit, the hosts finally reveal how their unlikely partnership began—right after the Brit finished cycling 3,000 miles across the USA and rolled into Florida equal parts sunburned, exhausted, and confused by American gas station snacks. The GRITS explains her first impression (“You did what for fun?”), while the Brit recounts the misadventures that led him from one coast to the other. Expect storytelling, teasing, and some laughs as they share the journey that brought a Southern gal and a road-weary Brit together.

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    Ep8: Happy Thanksgiving Y'All

    In this festive episode of Grits and a Brit, our Southern GRITS walks the Brit through the chaos, comfort, and calorie overload that is an American Thanksgiving. From turkey traditions and questionable casseroles, the Brit gets a crash course in why this holiday is such a big deal. Expect stories, laughter and cultural confusion as he tries to make sense of a celebration built on food, gratitude, and strategic elastic waistbands. Links mentioned in this episode. Watch Garron's show here https://youtube.com/@garron_music?si=nTRrfVr8NoOyI-URNote: The linked video may contain strong language.

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    Ep7: Bless Your Heart

    This week on Grits and a Brit, the GRITS gives the Brit a crash course in Southern sayings—from the sweet to the secretly savage. “Bless your heart” isn’t always a blessing, and “fixin’ to” doesn’t involve tools. The Brit struggles to keep up while the GRITS explains the charm, humor, and hidden bite behind Southern talk. It’s a funny, fiery dive into the language of politeness, sarcasm, and Southern attitude.

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    Ep6: Yonderificus Totalus

    It’s spooky season on Grits and a Brit! In this special Halloween episode, our Southern GRITS and her Brit co-host swap ghost stories, compare American and British Halloween traditions, and debate which country does the holiday better. Expect jump scares, candy talk, terrible accents, and the usual dose of sass and sarcasm. Whether you’re into costumes, creepy tales, or just laughing at cultural confusion, this episode is a real treat—with only a few tricks.

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    Ep5: That time we forgot to do a podcast

    In this episode of Grits and a Brit, it’s just our two hosts going head-to-head in the classic “Shoe Game.” They ask each other a series of cheeky questions—like who’s messier, who burns the toast, and who steals the covers—and answer at the same time to see if they’re in sync or hilariously out of step. With plenty of banter, sarcasm, and a few unexpected truths, this episode is a playful look at how well they actually know each other.

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    Ep4: Y'All Aint Got a Scooby!

    In this episode of Grits and a Brit, our Southern co-host tries to wrap her head around the wonderfully bizarre world of Cockney rhyming slang—only to discover it’s less “English” and more like a secret code designed to confuse outsiders (especially Americans). From “apples and pears” meaning stairs to “dog and bone” for phone, the Brit gleefully explains phrases that sound like nursery rhymes but somehow translate into everyday speech. Expect plenty of “Wait, how does THAT make sense?” moments, sarcastic eye-rolls, and a running debate on whether Cockney slang is clever wordplay or just an elaborate prank played on the rest of the world.New episodes every second Tuesday.

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    Ep3: Keep your pants on!

    “In this episode, we dive into some of the most classic USA–UK word differences. Why do Americans wear pants while the British wear trousers? Why do Brits eat chips while Americans eat fries? And is it fall or autumn? Join us for a fun look at how the same language can tell two different cultural stories.”

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    Ep 2: You put gravy on your biscuits!!

    In this episode, we dive into one of the most confusing (and delicious) cultural differences between the USA and the UK—biscuits and cookies. Are they the same thing with different names, or completely different treats? We’ll explore what these foods mean on each side of the Atlantic, and why ordering a “biscuit” in London versus Louisiana might leave you surprised. Join us for some lighthearted chat, food history, and a few laughs along the way.

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    Ep.1 - Where IS Yonder??!!

    Grits and a Brit is a lively, funny, and eye-opening podcast where two worlds meet—one shaped by Southern charm and the other by British wit. Hosted by an American girl raised in the South (“Grits”) and a British guy (“Brit”), the show dives into the quirks of language, traditions, and everyday life on both sides of the Atlantic.From confusing slang and cultural misunderstandings to surprising similarities and laugh-out-loud differences, every episode uncovers what happens when the UK meets the USA in conversation. Fans will love the mix of humor, storytelling, and genuine curiosity that makes Grits and a Brit feel like sitting down with two friends who never run out of things to compare (or argue about).If you’ve ever wondered why Brits queue while Southerners line up, or why biscuits mean something completely different depending on where you’re from, this podcast is for you.New episodes every second Tuesday.

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Grits and a Brit is a transatlantic comedy of errors. She grew up saying “y’all” and frying anything that didn’t run away; he swears a cup of tea fixes nearly everything—except Mondays, which demand two. She says cookie, he insists it’s a biscuit. Chips or fries? Somehow they’re both right and very wrong. It's a podcast where a Southern-born GRITS (Girl Raised In The South) and her British co-host unravel the absurd, endearing, and endlessly confusing quirks of US and UK culture—expect sass, mistranslations, and spirited arguments over everything from colour with a U to gravy on biscuits.

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