Episodes
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S02E50-53 - Hunter's Moon 1, 2 and 3: Deus Mr eX Machina
Our next episode will be our last, so write us an email at [email protected] or forever hold your peace. Find our merch on redbubble at https://www.redbubble.com/i/water-bottle/Grotesques-by-SnailFeathers/49541309.Y6CDO
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S02E49 - Possession: Sneaking Up on Uncle Coldstone
It's another episode! Find our merch on redbubble at https://www.redbubble.com/i/water-bottle/Grotesques-by-SnailFeathers/49541309.Y6CDO
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S02E48 - Reckoning: Attack of the Clones
Happy Halloween, Jem and Kay are back from the dead yet again. Stick around for the emails to hear some imporant lore revelations! Find our merch on redbubble at https://www.redbubble.com/i/water-bottle/Grotesques-by-SnailFeathers/49541309.Y6CDO
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S02E47 - Turf: it finally happened and it sucked
We return from yet another unscheduled hiatus to talk about all our worst nightmares coming true. This is our least favourite episode of Gargoyles! Hopefully this is not your least favourite episode of Grotesques, though. Love you! Find our merch on redbubble at...
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S02E46 - Vendettas: Let me Axe you a Question
After another unannounced hiatus, Jem and Kay are back with a vengeance! This one was recorded like five months ago, we're fine, Jem just had to move house and start two new jobs, sorry Find our merch on redbubble at https://www.redbubble.com/i/water-bottle/Grotesques-by-SnailFeathers/49541309.Y6CDO
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S02E45 - The Gathering, Part 2: Service is its Owen Reward
Jem and Kay uncover the two most important mysteries in television: who is Owen Burnett, and who is Kramer? Find our merch on redbubble at https://www.redbubble.com/i/water-bottle/Grotesques-by-SnailFeathers/49541309.Y6CDO
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S02E44 - The Gathering, Part I: Funny Subtitle Goes Here
A new baby, a disguise revealed, another disguise hinted. Also, the return of the OJ trial?? Find our merch on redbubble at https://www.redbubble.com/i/water-bottle/Grotesques-by-SnailFeathers/49541309.Y6CDO
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S02E43 - Future Tense: Magic Pyramid Tokyo Drift
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S02E42 - Ill Met by Moonlight: Titania Pegs
This episode, the gargoyles are as sick of the avalon boat as we are! Find our merch on redbubble at https://www.redbubble.com/i/water-bottle/Grotesques-by-SnailFeathers/49541309.Y6CDO
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S02E41 - Cloud Fathers: When OJ Simpson Ruined Gargoyles
Jem and Kay discuss an average episode of Gargoyles, as well as the Gargoyles Discord server and the role that OJ Simpson played in the cancellation of the show. Find our merch on redbubble at https://www.redbubble.com/i/water-bottle/Grotesques-by-SnailFeathers/49541309.Y6CDO
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S02E40 - Bushido: Large, Slab-like Billionaires
Jem shares a spoiler in the cold open but it's bleeped out don't worry Find our merch on redbubble at https://www.redbubble.com/i/water-bottle/Grotesques-by-SnailFeathers/49541309.Y6CDO
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S02E39 - Sentinel: Nokkar? I ardly kkno 'ar!
In this episode we promise to let you know if we go on another hiatus, so it may seem ironic to release it after being silent for over 2 months, but don't worry, that wasn't a hiatus, the episode is just really late. Enjoy! Find our merch on redbubble at...
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S02E38 - The Green: 2 Magic 2 Pyramid
2020 was a time of darkness. It was a world of fear. But now, the spell is broken, and we live again! Find our merch on redbubble at https://www.redbubble.com/i/water-bottle/Grotesques-by-SnailFeathers/49541309.Y6CDO
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S02E37 - The New Olympians: I'm Not a Minotaur, I'm a Cop
This episode is late, and the next one probably will be as well. We hope you're safe. Find our merch on redbubble at https://www.redbubble.com/i/water-bottle/Grotesques-by-SnailFeathers/49541309.Y6CDO
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S02E36 - Eye of the Storm: Odin's At It Again
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S02E35 - Pendragon: Melawan Raja
This episode has everything: The return of a host-favourite tertiary character! Poor audio quality for the first ten minutes! A discussion of what might happen if you took a gargoyle to space!
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S02E34 - Mark of the Panther: Jellicle Gargoyles
Lighten up your ears in these dark times with Jem and Kay's deep dive into Mark of the Panther.
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S02E33 - Walkabout: The Mate-rix
- We aten’t dead! Donate to bushfire relief: https://www.bushfirerecovery.gov.au/how-help/registered-bushfire-charities - Kay’s Drag Persona on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/randyroydrag/?hl=en Well, we're finally here. Tune in for discussions of representation, Dingo's work ethic, and...
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S02E32 - The Hound of Ulster: Punk Marty McFly vs Sexy Jimmy Neutron
Having taken a brief break so Kay could get married, we're back and dumber than ever! Are Scotland and Ireland basically the same thing? Who is the mysterious voice actor behind Dingo? Why have there been so many stand-alone episodes travelling to different countries this season? All this and…
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S02E31 - Grief: Stackal
Beneath the pensive stone face of the Great Sphinx of Giza lies a terrible threat to sensible television writing
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S02E30 - MIA: Party Parrot Saves The Day
Another stop on the Avalon Boat Tour. This time we're in London, and we get a whole host of interesting new characters with very interesting outfits to discuss!
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S02E29 - Sanctuary: The Word's Oldest Incel
After a rousing recap and analysis of the latest Magic Boat Mystery Tour destination, Jem and Kay finally get to the big questions: as podcasters, what are our favourite microphones? Will we finally start a Patreon?
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S02E28 - Golem: Protecty Stone Boyz Club
It's the Magical Mystery Boat Tour. This week: Prague!
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S02E27 - Monsters: Big Daddy
Just wanted to give a big shout out to anyone trying to figure out if we still have a release schedule
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S02E26 - Kingdom: Mutatineers
Fresh from their unexpected and completely unannounced month off, Jem and Kay finally find out what's been happening in Manhattan while the parents and the dog have been away.
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S02E25 - Heritage: A Rap Battle With Reality
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore— While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door. “’Tis some visitor,” I muttered, “tapping at my chamber...
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S02E24 - Shadows of the Past: Statler and Waldorf Spooktacular
Pull up a chair and listen about some real Scooby Doo spooky shenanigans! Look how spooked our mate Goliath is:
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S02E23 - Avalon, Part 3: Aardvark
You really must stick around at the end for the email we got this episode
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S02E22 - Avalon, Part 2: Tom-Fu
Check out this awesome Phoenix Gate we discuss at the end of the episode!
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S02E21 - Avalon, Part 1: Another Goliath Enthusiast
Where is this man in armour from? Or, should we ask... WHEN is he from (he's from the past)?
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S02E20 - The Cage: Flappy Zap-Cat Rises
Important announcement at the top. Also, please enjoy this screenshot of David "Perfect Eyeliner" Xanatos
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S02E19 - Protection: The Baffled Keith Composing Jalapeña
A bland episode with a spicy twist
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S02E18 - Upg'dayd
The following screenshot of Goliath perfectly illustrates our feelings about the return of our old mate, Dingo
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S02E17 - Double Jeopardy: My Three Dads
We've been podcasting for over a year! To celebrate, we did a normal episode, it's a pretty good one though!
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INTERLUDE - Deleted Scenes, Part 3: Morgan Morgan Double-Junior
Real life continues to be very unwilling to let us record new episodes, but there are at least two proper ones in the pipe after this, we promise. Listen to this latest deleted scenes episode and marvel as we discuss 1990s Australian kids TV, and the true name and nature of Morgan.
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S02E16 - Revelations: Double-Judas
An announcement, a weird hotel, a new friend
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INTERLUDE - Deleted Scenes, Part 2: Milk Line Clamps
Real life got in the way of us recording an episode this slot, so here's another compilation of things that didn't quite fit
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S02E15 - The Price: Macshrek
Well, this was definitely an episode of Gargoyles. Can't deny that.
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S02E14 - Outowened
Fox! Fox! Clone?
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S02E13 - High Noon: Needlessly Erotic Statues
Sorry this is another late one, but hopefully it's worth it?
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INTERLUDE - Deleted Scenes, Part 1: I Dream of Owen
This week we have a special compilation episode of things we couldn't fit in our regular episodes
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S02E12 - City of Stone, Part Four: Tasers For Breakfast
The thrilling conclusion to the City of Stone arc. So good, we recorded it twice.
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S02E11 - City of Stone, Part III: Chekhov's Bronx
Long live the King
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S02E10 - City of Stone, Part 2: Lucky Mask, Lucky Mace
It's the second part of the City of Stone arc. Things are basically going as well as you'd expect.
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S02E09 - City of Stone, Part 1: Cartoon Gargoyles
Kay continues their streak of not knowing who Matt is. Jem has a flashback to his Gargoyles-watching childhood.
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S02E08 - Vows: Commemorative BFF Plate
This episode had a lot going on, and this episode is proportionally longer to account for that. Buckle Up
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S02E07 - Eye of the Beholder: Awkward Hug Fights
Happy Halloween! This episode is not suitable for people who are easily disturbed by bestial screams.
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S02E06 - The Silver Falcon: Surprise Trenchcoat
Too many generic men. A Stan Lee cameo. By the way, what year is this??
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S02E05b - The Mirror, Part 2: Take a Long Hard Look at Yourself
Time for part two. Thanks for sitting patiently in silence for two weeks!
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S02E05a - The Mirror, Part 1: The Faeriest of Them All
This week, we bring you part one of our most anticipated episode - the one that Kay's seen like a billion times when they were a kid, before they saw any of the rest of Gargoyles!