Grown-Ass Kids Club

Send us Fan MailIn 1985, television asked one very important question: What if literally every famous person showed up in Wonderland? Ryan and Andrea tumble down the rabbit hole to revisit the gloriously bizarre two-night TV event Alice in Wonderland. From an absurdly stacked celebrity cast to the texturally terrifying Jabberwocky, they uncover how this ambitious special became one of the strangest family events ever aired (according to Ryan!).Follow us @grownasskidsclub

Send us Fan MailThis week, Andrea and Ryan celebrate the gourmet masterpieces of their youth: Chef Boyardee and Lunchables. Andrea uncovers the immigrant success story behind Chef Boyardee, while Ryan examines how Lunchables became the unofficial currency of elementary school cafeterias. The episode ends with a game to decide which nostalgic meal deserves a Michelin Star... or at least a place in the pantry.Follow us @grownasskidsclub

Send us Fan MailThis week, Andrea and Ryan revisit The Brave Little Toaster, the beloved children's film that somehow includes existential dread, abandonment issues, appliance death, and a musical number about getting crushed in a junkyard. They break down the movie's most traumatizing moments, discuss why so many millennials are still emotionally scarred by it, and Ryan investigates the surprisingly complicated question: Is The Brave Little Toaster actually a Disney movie?Follow us @grownasskidsclub

Send us Fan MailAndrea and Ryan dive into the wild history of Universal Studios Hollywood and how a simple studio tour evolved into one of the biggest theme park empires in the world.From classic monster movies and the iconic tram tour to blockbuster attractions based on Jaws, Jurassic Park, and Super Mario Bros., the duo explores how Universal changed the theme park industry forever. Andrea also shares highlights from her recent trip to Universal Studios Japan, including favorite attractions, food, and what makes the park such a unique experience.Follow us @grownasskidsclub

Send us Fan MailThis episode is like an onion… it has layers.Andrea and Ryan celebrate the 25th anniversary of Shrek with a nostalgic deep dive into the movie that turned fairy tales upside down and somehow became one of the most quotable films of all time. Andrea shares the behind-the-scenes story of how the movie was made and then joins Ryan in revisiting their favorite moments, characters, jokes, and scenes from the swamp.Follow us @grownasskidsclub

Send us Fan MailIn this episode, Andrea and Ryan explore the history of the Happy Meal!We discuss how it started, how it evolved, and how toy promotions helped turn it into a cultural phenomenon. From iconic collectibles to clever marketing strategies, this is a nostalgic and insightful look at one of the most recognizable kids’ meals of all time.Follow us @grownasskidsclub

Send us Fan MailAll aboard. Ryan shares his first Disney Cruise experience, including visits to Castaway Cay and Lookout Cay!.Andrea and Ryan unpack the magic, the reality, and the unforgettable moments from sea to shore. It’s a journey filled with nostalgia, discovery, and a few unexpected twists along the way.Follow us @grownasskidsclub

Send us Fan MailTransformers fans are a special breed—and this week we get the ultimate guide. Jason Exum of Dyce Games joins us to break down the history, toys, cartoons, and culture behind the Transformers phenomenon. Whether you grew up watching the series, collecting the figures, or just yelling “Autobots, roll out!” on the playground, this episode is packed with nostalgia, fandom lore, and some very enthusiastic robot talk.Follow us @grownasskidsclub

Send us Fan MailBefore there were influencer houses, there were fully furnished woodland homes in Maple Town. This week, Andrea and Ryan revisit Calico Critters and the animated series that made small-town animal life feel aspirational.We talk nostalgia, merchandising, the gentle moral lessons, and why those tiny flocked figures still hold a strangely powerful place in our hearts. Turns out, the treehouse was never the only real estate we wanted.Follow us @grownasskidsclub

Send us Fan MailAwards season has entered the treehouse. This week, Andrea and Ryan break down the 2026 Best Animated Film nominees — first impressions, emotional reactions, and the only metric that truly matters: which character would make the best plush.We briefly visit each film, discuss what makes them awards-worthy (or chaotic), and make our official Grown-Ass Kids Club pick for who should take home the statue. Is it prestige? Is it vibes? Is it marketable stuffed animal potential? Yes.Follow us @grownasskidsclub

Send us Fan MailIn this episode of Grown-Ass Kids Club, Andrea and Ryan break down their recent trip to Disney on Ice.We discuss the surprisingly relevant storyline, the unpredictable audience behavior, and the characters we fully expected to see — but didn’t. Equal parts nostalgic, funny, and mildly alarming, this is Disney on Ice through a grown-ass lens.Follow us @grownasskidsclub

Send us Fan MailIt’s Dump Month, so naturally we’re talking about horny hockey books, haunted houses, and Nicole Kidman whisper-acting her way through one of the smartest ghost stories of the 2000s. Andrea and Ryan kick things off with an unexpected Heated Rivalry detour before diving into The Others—a film released during a slow month that somehow delivered thrills, chills, and one of horror’s most unforgettable endings.Follow us @grownasskidsclub

Send us Fan MailThey were everywhere. They were unsettling. And somehow… we loved them. This week, Andrea and Ryan explore the 90s Troll doll craze — where it came from, how it exploded across brands, and why these tiny, unhinged creatures captured our hearts.What started as a cute collectible turns into a surprisingly deep conversation about nostalgia, identity, and the parts of ourselves we keep buried. Turns out Troll dolls may have been holding a mirror to our repressed inner chaos all along.Follow us @grownasskidsclub

Send us Fan MailWelcome to the very first meeting of the Grown-Ass Kids Club. This week, Andrea and Ryan kick off the new era by revisiting Dirty Dancing — the movie that taught us about love, classism, illegal abortions, and the undeniable sainthood of Jerry Orbach.We talk nostalgia, unpack the social issues hiding in plain sight, take a character quiz to see who’s Baby and who’s the real villain, and spend an appropriate amount of time praising Jerry Orbach, patron saint of emotionally available fathers.Follow us @grownasskidsclub

Send us Fan MailHappy Holidays!Andrea has an exciting announcement!Follow us @grownasskidsclub

Send us Fan MailHappy Holidays - We've got an exciting announcement!Follow us @grownasskidsclub

Send us Fan MailIt’s that magical time of year when people trample each other for TVs and Ryan and Andrea trample each other for limited-edition Mickey merch!They each pick which Disney merchandise items—past and present—would make Black Friday-worthy deals!Follow us @grownasskidsclub

Send us Fan MailIn honor of the Wicked frenzy sweeping the world, Ryan and Andrea revisit Oz the Great and Powerful—Disney’s ambitious, slightly sparkly attempt to make their own Oz universe. Ryan’s defending it with his whole heart. Andrea’s still processing her trauma. Michelle Williams is serving Glinda realness. And James Franco's wizard… might need HR training.Follow us @grownasskidsclub

Send us Fan MailIt’s spooky season, and Ryan and Andrea are putting on their Mickey ears and witch hats to rank the Top 10 Disney Halloween films and specials you need to watch.From Haunted Mansion haunts to Lonesome Ghosts nostalgia, they’re brewing up a cauldron full of Halloween magic and questionable opinions.Follow us @grownasskidsclub

Send us Fan MailThis week, Andrea and Ryan step into Disney’s forbidden zone — Escape From Tomorrow, the black-and-white fever dream filmed guerrilla-style in the parks.They’ll unpack how this movie even exists, why it’s so unsettling, and what happens when you mix Disney magic with an indie film student’s therapy session.Follow us @grownasskidsclub

Send us Fan MailAndrea and Ryan bravely step into the sparkly battlefield of Disney Channel teen franchises: Descendants and Zombies. They are messy, they are musical, and they are proof that Disney Channel is still the undefeated champion of tween brainwaves.Follow us @grownasskidsclub

Send us Fan MailSchool’s in session! Ryan and Andrea sharpen their #2 pencils and hand out report cards to Disney’s most famous educational institutions. From East High to that suspicious one-room schoolhouse in Pete's Dragon, get ready for the ultimate Disney school showdown—because not all classrooms are created equal.Follow us @grownasskidsclub

Send us Fan MailRyan and Andrea time-travel back to the '90s to revisit the Family Matters two-part Disney World episode—and they’ve got thoughts. Was it good? Not exactly. Was it magical? Debatable. Did it feature peak MGM Studios and a whole lot of awkward blocking near Cinderella Castle? Absolutely.This episode is part critique, part nostalgic squeal, and 100% brought to you by the ghost of TGIF.Follow us @grownasskidsclub

Send us Fan MailHow much Disney magic can one person pack into a single day? Andrea attempted a one-day Disneyland blitz—and Ryan’s here to ask about every moment! Topics include:Eavesdropping in lineStrangers holding your hair on ridesAnd the new Walt Disney animatronic that is absolutely not watching you sleep (probably)Follow us @grownasskidsclub

Send us Fan MailIn honor of Freakier Friday hitting theaters, Ryan and Andrea revisit the 2003 Freaky Friday remake—the one with Lindsay Lohan, Jamie Lee Curtis, and the most chaotic mother-daughter dynamic ever set to power chords.Follow us @grownasskidsclub

Send us Fan MailRyan returns from Disneyland Paris with stories of magical theming, amazing rides, and food that was not always Mickey shaped. Andrea asks all the questions and they discuss why some things would just get ruined in the US parks by Americans!Plus, the Reddit Rabbithole!Follow us @grownasskidsclub

Send us Fan MailDisney is heading to Abu Dhabi, and we’re still blinking in disbelief. Andrea and Ryan break down everything from the speculation to the publics reaction. And how does this square with Disney’s support for the LGBTQ+ community?Come for the breakdown, stay for the ethical roller coaster. Plus, the Reddit Rabbithole!Follow us @grownasskidsclub

Send us Fan MailMove over NBA—this is the draft that really matters. Ryan and returning guest/sports writer Reid enter the royal draft zone to assemble their elite Disney Princess dream teams. Andrea hosts, moderates, and provides sideline commentary with the authority of a Fairy Godmother with a clipboard.With scoring based on the brutally honest opinions of children under 7, this is less about stats—and more about sparkle.Plus, the Reddit Rabbithole!Follow us @grownasskidsclub

Send us Fan MailTime to dust off your history books (and your Doritos)! Andrea and Ryan are diving into some of the most magical (?) pop culture moments ever—from a presidential resignation that rocked America to a band breakup that broke our hearts. Plus: the invention of a legendary snack, and the mysterious vanishing of one very beloved animatronic.Plus, or new Reddit Rabbit Hole continues!Follow us @grownasskidsclub

Send us Fan MailThe fairest one of all… or just the most controversial production ever? This week, Andrea and Ryan take you on a wild ride through the drama timeline of Disney’s new Snow White—from questionable quotes to internet meltdowns—and share their unfiltered reactions to the finished film.Plus, our new weekly feature - the Reddit Rabbit Hole!Spoilers abound!Follow us @grownasskidsclub

Send us Fan MailReddit: where Disney fans go to ask the real questions—like “Should I get divorced at EPCOT?” and “Is Belle even a real princess?” (Gasp.) This week, we’re diving headfirst into the wildest, weirdest, and interesting unpopular Disney World opinions the internet has to offer.Follow us @grownasskidsclub

Send us Fan MailTime travel! Wand theft! Romantic tension between Anastasia and the King?! Who is wearing a wig?! This is not your childhood Cinderella.If you’re confused, enchanted, and slightly concerned for the timeline—welcome. You’re in the right place.Follow us @grownasskidsclub

Send us Fan MailFor our 5th anniversary episode, Andrea and Ryan take a brief look at every major Disney Parks milestone, from Walt Disney World’s grand opening to the golden statues of the 50th. We cover everything from the nostalgic (hello, 25th birthday cake castle!) to the spectacular (IllumiNations 2000, we miss you). Plus, what do we want for the next big anniversary? Follow us @grownasskidsclub

Send us Fan MailEver been bamboozled by a Disney plot twist? Lied to by a lovable rogue? Tricked into believing a Tiana series was actually coming? (Same.) This week, we dive into Disney’s most devious deceivers, heroic fibbers, and the gaslighting pros who make us question reality—looking at you, Mother Gothel.Plus, Andrea picks the ultimate mascots for April Fools’ Day (spoiler: it's not Figment). Get ready for a foolishly fun episode filled with laughter. Trust us… or don’t.Follow us @grownasskidsclub

Send us Fan MailAndrea and her boyfriend Reid take us on a wild journey through their first-ever visit to Tokyo DisneySea—a park so stunning it almost makes you forget the popcorn-induced rage. They recount the highs (the jaw-dropping design! The incredible Journey to the Center of the Earth and Peter Pan rides!) and the lows (why can’t we just stand in a line like normal people?!). We also dive into the great food struggle, the irresistible lure of Duffy merchandise, and how Reid accidentally became a Reddit legend with his infamous trip report. Plus, Andrea brings Ryan a special gift—because even in the madness of Tokyo DisneySea, friendship prevails. Join us as we navigate the delicate balance of being hardcore Disney fans while still, you know…having opinions.Follow us @grownasskidsclub

Send us Fan MailBefore Genie+, before Lightning Lanes, there was Michelle Tanner’s ability to cut every line at Disney World. Andrea and Ryan discuss the iconic Full House Disney episodes. From Michelle’s rise to toddler dictatorship to Jesse’s impromptu serenade, we break down all the magical (and questionable) moments!Follow us @grownasskidsclub

Send us Fan MailWhat happens when one Dalmatian puppy decides he’s too unique for the pack? Patch’s London Adventure explores that very question—plus Nanny's failure as a babysitter, Cruella antics, and Thunderbolt’s confidence in improv. Andrea and Ryan are here to break down this straight-to-video sequel and decide if it deserves its spot in the Disney sequel hall of fame (if that exists).Follow us @grownasskidsclub

Send us Fan MailAndrea’s Tokyo Disney trip is imminent, and the excitement is real—but so is the anxiety. In this episode, Andrea and Ryan talk about her travel prep, what she’s most excited about, and what’s keeping her up at night. From figuring out the best snacks to managing expectations for park crowds, Andrea’s journey to Tokyo Disney is going to be magical—if she can work through the nerves first!Follow us @grownasskidsclub

Send us Fan MailReturn to Oz is famous for scarring a generation of kids with its dark, surreal imagery and unsettling villains. But was it truly a nightmare, or a bold, creative take on the Oz legend? In this episode, Andrea and Ryan explore whether this dark fantasy was too intense for children or if it was just the kind of movie that challenges kids to confront their fears in a way that few films dared to at the time.Follow us @grownasskidsclub

Send us Fan MailHappy New Year!Andrea and Ryan are discussing their 2025 resolution ideas for the Walt Disney World theme parks!Follow us @grownasskidsclub

Send us Fan MailAndrea and Ryan revisit the 2003 Very Merry Christmas Parade featuring Walt Disney World and Disneyland!It's the ultimate throwback with Clay Aiken, Star Jones, Jessica Simpson, Disney Channel stars, and of course, Bob and Myrna!!Follow us @grownasskidsclub

Send us Fan MailAndrea and Ryan work together to create their perfect holiday vacation at Walt Disney World!They have each taken two parks and come up with a wintry itinerary of activities that will leave them both with a holiday hangover!Follow us @grownasskidsclub

Send us Fan MailAndrea and Ryan set out to explore and respectfully conquer the ins and outs of another Disney direct-to-video sequel, Pocahontas II: Journey To A New World!Can they get to the bottom of what really happened to Pocahontas amidst all this Disney magic???Follow us @grownasskidsclub

Send us Fan MailSpecial Announcement: Andrea is our new co-host!!Andrea and Ryan re-watch and dive into the straight-to-vhs magical and sometimes questionable world of Cinderella II: Dreams Come TrueFollow us @grownasskidsclub

Send us Fan MailHappy Halloween!Ryan is joined by former guest, Andrea, along with her boyfriend, Reid, to compete in the ultimate Disney Villain draft pick.Whose draft picks will score them the most points and make them a winner?? What is the prize??Tune in to find out!Follow us @grownasskidsclub

Send us Fan MailActress Andrea Ilene Shapiro joins the show to talk all things spooky and not-so-scary in our episode about Mickey's Not-So-Scary Halloween Party at Walt Disney World!Follow Andrea on Instagram!Follow us @grownasskidsclub

Send us Fan MailNew York Times Bestselling author, J. Elle joins the show to talk all about her new original prequel to The Little Mermaid live action film, Against The Tide!J talks about what made her want to become a writer, her favorite authors, and her love for Disney and The Little Mermaid!Follow J. Elle on social media @authorjelleFollow us @grownasskidsclub

Send us Fan MailOn this episode, Ryan is joined by singer/songwriter/podcaster, Tammy Tuckey!Tammy is a renowned singer and songwriter, best known for her popular podcast, The Tiara Talk Show which is now a live YouTube show called The Tammy Tuckey Show! Today, we'll dive into Tammy's experiences working with Disney, her passion for music, and her new album Glowing in Timeless Places featuring covers of Disney theme park music and original songs.Tammy's websiteTammy's InstagramPre-order Glowing in Timeless PlacesThe Tammy Tuckey ShowFollow us @grownasskidsclub

Send us Fan MailWe are going to Paris....Disneyland Paris!In this episode,  influencer Megan, from MeganLovesMagic, shares her favorite Disneyland Paris rides, snacks, and more!Whether you are a first-time visitor or a seasoned pro, this episode is packed with valuable insights and practical advice to help you make the most of your time at Disneyland Paris!Follow MeganLovesMagic!Follow us @grownasskidsclub

Send us Fan MailJoin us on this week's episode as we sit down with the talented digital illustrator, Jerrod Maruyama. With a passion for Disney and all things cute, Jerrod has made a name for himself in the world of digital illustration. He has brought to life countless beloved Disney characters and created his own unique style that has captured the hearts of fans and brands around the world!Jerrod shares his process, the tools behind his work, and the challenges he has faced along the way. Whether you're a fan of Disney, digital illustration, or just appreciate the magic of art, you will be inspired by the magic of Jerrod Maruyama!Jerrod's WebsiteFollow Jerrod on InstagramFollow us @grownasskidsclub