Gus' Room

Another damn race in the books

Just a man rambling on and on, a crazy man whose brain is mush and filled with jelly beans talks about the Boston Beach sprint rowing and the new jokes he is working on.

Comedy comedy comedy- car wreck and more comedy

We are living the dream, not sure whose dream. Topics include: Aaron Judge, Stand Up, Cowboy books

Volume 1 - The StudA set in Eastville NYC

long time no see babes. Topics include: benders, Youth in Asia, Drunk in London.

Watching paint dry?… yes please! Topics include: Illusions of love, Trash Boy, Real World Scaries

Don't worry your pretty little face. We are graduating and back to the podcast. Topics Include: Killing a Man, Consequences, Graduation

Forced Sobriety right before the biggest drinking holiday is kinda a low blow if you ask me.... well I guess that's how the cookies crumble. Topics include: St.Paddys Day, Aztec Death Whistles, and Getting Possessed

Spring break 2024 was a movie... a horror movie... like a horror movie where everyone is super hot and you are by the water making out with the hottest girl, but she's not like easy or anything, people just spread rumors about her because they are jealous of how hot she is. and you are like the funny guy who is hot, but an unconventional way and you are really thoughtful and deep. not like those jocks that bully you at summer camp. so you are making out with this babe and then you hear a bubbling noise from the water and she gets spooked but you tell her not to worry and say "it was probably a fish" and you go back to kissing her and then it happens again and she freaks out and you have to say "its not that big of a deal, I don't hear anything" (you totally did hear something but you just wanna make out with her and she's kinda killing the mood) then you kiss her again and things are getting steamy, like not in a gross agressive sex way but in like a young love romance hot sexy way. and you lay her on the sand by the water and in your mind you are thinking "oh fucking hell yeah, finally. I haven't touched a women since aunt laurys funeral, when you went and gave your cousin a hug" (the hot one, but not in a gross way, like shes not even related by blood so like it would be totally fine, not like anything was gonna happen, like you don't like-like her or anything, you just get jealous when you hear her talk about her boy friend and maybe that one time at the 7th grade pool party when she was in a bankini you looked for a little to long and your shorts got tight) but anyway you are super pumped to be kissing this girl. she's an absolute smoke show, but she has a trouble past and she doesn't really open up about it to many people (her dad killed himself) but she opens up to you and when she told you this, you were kinda annoyed because you came down to the beach to try and get some action and hearing about her dead dad is a total boner killer. and your parents always told you that her dad killed himself because he had gambling debts but thats something you keep to yourself. so you're back to making out on the beach with her and you feel a hand on your back and its slowly making its way down your shirt towards your shorts and you are thinking "holy shit oh shit, its happening" but when the hand reaches your waistband and your sunburnt skin, its actually feels rough and more like a scale on a fish. and you open your eyes and you see that there is someone else there..... out from the water while you were making love, the sea monster walked out of the water. (you had heard about it when you were younger but you just thought it was your brother messing with you, like that time he told you that womens boobs can pop like balloons). so you lock eyes with this creature, an unholy green stout figure, outlined by glow of the full moon. you try and let out a scream, a noise, anything to expresses the fear you feel. you body is paralyzed by this fear and no noise can make it past you lips. now the absolute hot babe has seen the monstrous being and she jults back, heading for the water. this would be her biggest mistake, as the sea monster can outswim any human and just as she dives below the water line the monster spears her. you watch has the white van shoes she was wearing slowly sink away from surface. At this moment you realize you haven't moved a muscle. the monster turns his attention to you and he comes over taking his time. you turn to run, kicking up sand, you trip over your own feet. the monster is standing at your feet. face down in the sand you know your fate. a single tear rolls off your nose and into the sand. the monster grabs you by the collar, lifting you to his eye level and swings your ear next to his mouth. his breath is cold and wet. you struggle to gain your freedom but it is no use. he whispers in your ear, "whats up guys welcome to Gus' Room" Topics include: Rowing Nerds, Sexy Old People, Pants on Fire

23 and celebrating the birthday the best way possible in an airport. Topics include: Acting career, Dating, Girl Hobbies

The USA national team's 6K scores got posted, obliviously the boys are gonna talk about em. Please just dont ask us what our 6k times are. Other Topics Include: Punkatony Phill, The Pope, Crocodile Attacks

Gus Kynast discusses only the most important news and gives his opinion no one asks for. Topics Include: Furry Ban, DrawString backpacks, Body parts in the fridge.

Gus justifies why he's unsympathetic through a sob story then gives unprompted life advice. Topics include: Greasy Dogs, Mexican Kids, and Getting into Taxidermy.

Gus Kynast complains about the lack of hot babes in his classes, He should've gone to an SEC school then bud. Topics include: Hot Babes, Jew Tunnels, The Local Bomb Maker

Last Day of 2023. Gus mutters through an explanation of what he read in his Astrophysics book and how he was bullied by a freshman as a senior. ❕(Fact Check Revision - Helium was first found on the sun, as its name is derived from the Greek word “helios” meaning “the sun”) Topics include: Learning Spanish, The Cosmos, Mermaid sex

We are going tropical on the big guy's birthday. Seeing lizards here that are basically dinosaurs. Topics include: Getting Neutered, Teeth Extraction, and Bar Fights

No guests no problem. Gus Kynast is alone... well you're never alone cuz Santa is always watching. If you are an Italian or Napoleon you are not gonna love this one. Topics include: Napoleon is a freak, Making Boy Friends, Texting Santa, and Benefits of having a dead body

Yeah, it's that easy, in one podcast Gus solves the biggest problems facing the world today. Topics include: Trash Dinosaurs, Punching Flight Attendants, Killing Turtles, and War The actions, stories, and people in this video/audio are all fake and should not be taken serious.

The cowboy hat is on so it's getting serious. If the fact that this episode had the most things said that had to be edited out is any indication of its quality, I'd say this one is pretty good. Topics include: Blowing up, Hometown Bars, and hitting disabled kids for Equality. (The people, topics, and stories in this video/audio are all fake and should not be taken seriously)

Foot of The Charles!! In this quickie episode, Nick and Gus chat up the last race of the Fall season. Harvard might have pulled out but we never do! Topics Include: Gus's Failing Acting Carer, Don't Die, and Thailand Lady Boys The people, actions, and stories in this video/audio are all fake and should not be taken seriously.

Wazzz up ladiessssss and gentlemen, we are back to regularly scheduled podcasting. Topics include: Boxing Freshman, Stealing Posters, and Gus' Inventions. (The people, actions, and stories in this video are fake and should not be taken seriously)

Back-to-back big weekends for the boys. Won the Head of the Charles, now gonna win Halloween. Things are gonna get spooky with 7 guys running around Boston Flashing people*. Topics include: Thermodynamics, Ned Devines, and The Flash. (The people, actions, and content in this video/audio are all fake and should not be listened to.) *We will NOT be "flashing" or exposing ourselves to any individuals in public.... but maybe in private ;) ..... Sorry just goofing, could be sick tho 😳 ....... okay I'm serious now... ;)

Reporting live from the Head of The Charles. We got the afternoon off so we took the podcast to the action. Heckling and chatting up boats. Topics Include: Chirping Highschoolers, Boys in The Boat, and The Salvo Cup.

Who doesn't like a quickie?! I sure do, that's why we had to take the podcast on the road to the 007 apartment for this episode. All the other boys are too busy making out with their girlfriends or whatever so just a classic Nick and Gus sitdown hangsesh. Topics include: Going dry, HOCR plan, Bacholer Boatman, and

Oh yeahhhh, everyone showed up for his one. Finally got the hang of this rowing podcast thing. CW voice cracks at (0:31). Topics Include: Not Tipping, Brown, Pre-race Rituals, and the girl in the wheelchair. (The characters, actions, and dialogue in this video and audio are dramatizations and are not real.)

Yeah that's right, the boys are going to see Dom Dolla live. First, the boys need to know two pieces of info; who is Dom Dolla and how much to drink. Topics include: Gus inserting the fact he went to Steve Lacy as much as possible, Performing CPR on women, and the first porno. The characters, actions, and dialogue in this video are dramatizations and are not real.

Another day, another dollar. The lucky boys come hang out and chat rowing. Unfortunately, can't post the video of us in our sweet Hawaiian shirts cuz the boys were drinking beers (Don't need any heat from the higher-ups). Topics Include: Rowing in college, Northeastern, Dempsy explaining why we are losers.... yeah kinda low blow from him. :/ (Yeah I know the audio is kinda... not super Beuno, but I'm working on it)

For the first episode, Gus and Carl really just try to figure out what to talk about and how to work this new podcast equipment. What they don't know is that the microphones are facing the wrong way. Also, isn't that intro sweet?! Topics include: why locals suck; eating human flesh; bionic arms; and Carl's dream.