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Gymkommentary!
by Chris Moreno and Matt Singer
Bad movie fans Chris Moreno and Matt Singer watch a crummy movie and provide unauthorized, unwanted, unreliable, and unserious fan commentary.
Episodes
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GYMKOMMENTARY #16: Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace
Every saga has a beginning. A confusing, boring, vaguely racist beginning. The Tale of the Tape Film: Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999) Director: George Lucas Runtime: 500 million minutes (or 136 minutes; hard to say when you're watching it) Genre: Disgraceful Prequel Stars: Liam...
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GYMKOMMENTARY #15: Revenge of the Ninja
Go ninja go ninja go! Go ninja go ninja go! Go ninja go ninja go! Go go go go! No seriously: GO. You suck. No, you can't have a ride home. I don't care. Take the bus or something. The Tale of the Tape Film: Revenge of the Ninja (1983) Director: Sam Firstenberg Runtime: 90 minutes Genre: Ninja...
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GYMKOMMENTARY #14: I Know Who Killed Me
A lot of the movies we cover on Gymkommentary are torture to watch. But we've never really tried doing this with something billed as torture porn. Now I don't know who killed me, but I do know what movie almost killed me: THIS ONE. The Tale of the Tape Film: I Know Who Killed Me (2007) Director:...
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GYMKOMMENTARY #13: Star Trek: The Motion Picture
Star Trek movies. The final frontier. These are the commentary tracks of the website Gymkommentary. Its continuing mission: to make fun of terrible films, to seek out new cinematic garbage and new celluloid travesties. To boldly mock where we're pretty sure at least a couple others have mocked...
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GYMKOMMENTARY #12: X-Men Origins: Wolverine
The Gymkommentarians. They're the best there is at what they do. And what they do is watch crummy movies and make fun of them. (OK, yes, well technically, there's a bunch of other people who are better at it, and who make a nice living doing it. But given the fact that Matt and Chris both have…
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GYMKOMMENTARY #11: Righteous Kill
They are the two greatest actors of their generation. And in 2008, as the culmination of legendary, Academy Award-winning careers, they had their finest achievement. And by their finest achievement I mean their most unintentionally hilarious movie of either of their careers. That's how we measure...
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GYMKOMMENTARY #10: The Stabilizer
Merriam-Webster defines a stabilizer as "a substance added to another substance or to a system (as an emulsion) to prevent or retard an unwanted alteration of physical state." Merriam-Webster can go eff himself. Wait, is Merriam-Webster two dudes or one dude with one of those hyphenated last…
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GYMKOMMENTARY #9: Mega Shark Versus Giant Octopus
Silent for much of the second half of 2009, Gymkommentary returns to kick off 2010 with a vengeance! No, we're not doing Die Hard With a Vengeance. Please stop being more clever than us. Thanks. The Tale of the Tape Film: Mega Shark Versus Giant Octopus (2009) Director: Ace Hannah Runtime: 90...
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GYMKOMMENTARY #8: Universal Soldier: The Return
Like Jean-Claude Van Damme, Grover Cleveland, or that case of herpes you got in Sausalito, Gymkommentary has returned! The Tale of the Tape Film: Universal Soldier: The Return (1999) Director: Mic Rodgers Runtime: 82 minutes Genre: Needless Action Franchise Prolonger Stars: Jean-Claude Van Damme,...
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GYMKOMMENTARY #7: The Scorpion King
He killed Babylonians. He killed Mesopotamians. But he was no match for: Gymkommentarians. The Tale of the Tape Film: The Scorpion King (2002) Director: Chuck Russell Runtime: 92 minutes Genre: Sandalsploitation Stars: The Rock, Steven Brand, Michael Clarke Duncan, Kelly Hu, Peter Facinelli…
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GYMKOMMENTARY #6: Rambo: First Blood Part II
It's a long road, when you're on your own. And it hurts when they tear your dreams apart. And it's a longer road, when you're with the Gymkommentators. And it hurts when they never shut their mouths. The Tale of the Tape Film: Rambo: First Blood Part II (1985) Director: George P. Cosmatos…
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GYMKOMMENTARY #5: The Wicker Man (2006)
Okay everyone! Look at the camera and say "How'd it get burned?!? HOW'D IT GET BURNED?!?" The Tale of the Tape Film: The Wicker Man (2006) Director: Neil LaBute Runtime: 102 minutes Genre: Regrettable Remake Stars: Nicholas Cage, Ellen Burstyn, Kate Beahan, Leelee Sobieski Rated: PG-13 for…
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How many episodes does Gymkommentary! have?
Gymkommentary! currently has 25 episodes available on PodParley. New episodes are automatically indexed when they're published to the podcast feed.
What is Gymkommentary! about?
Bad movie fans Chris Moreno and Matt Singer watch a crummy movie and provide unauthorized, unwanted, unreliable, and unserious fan commentary.
How often does Gymkommentary! release new episodes?
Gymkommentary! has 25 episodes. Check the episode list to see recent publication dates and frequency.
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Gymkommentary! is created and hosted by Chris Moreno and Matt Singer.
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