PODCAST · comedy
Hailey Hates Everything
by Hailey & Sean McConnell
What's the podcast about? In a nutshell, Sean picks a surprise topic based on something that annoys Hailey. She gets high and joins Sean to laugh about their opinions on said topics, with lots of stories & tangents thrown in for good measure! Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/haileyhateseverything/support
Episodes
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Not Down To Clown
Hailey hates dating. She shares the woes of being a late bloomer and recounts stories from her dating "eras". There are mustard-flavored kisses, online insults, blind date disasters, and way too many Kangol hats. Plus, she shares her story of being assaulted and confronting the perpetrator years...
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A Court of Curtains and Bubble Butts
Hailey hates not being thorough. Along with a seasonal reflection, Hailey recounts past stories about getting harassed by drunk fans at a Backstreet Boys concert and why you should definitely Google your mom. Sean explains aphantasia and shares some book recommendations. The couple celebrate 18...
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Flight, Fright, Fight, and Fawn
Hailey hates working! From resumes and interviews to temping, working, and quitting, Hailey and Sean share tales of toxic work environments. Hailey answers interview questions, sharing a surprising list of strengths, then begrudgingly interviews an AI teen. Plus, aggressive hand-washing, dipshit...
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Other Bands Have Flexible Hips
It’s been three years, and there’s a lot to discuss! Hailey and Sean are back for a new season, catching you up on changes they’ve made and fun things they’ve done in the last few years. Sean throws out a slew of Mini Hates while Hailey rewards you with a medley of impressions! Is a VR game…
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People Know What You Are
After a 2 month hiatus, Hailey and Sean are back to catch you up on life, loves, and hard truths! Hailey hates "hot guy Reels" in the new segment, Mini Hates. The duo share stories from their beach trip and Seattle fun seeing Joe McIntyre! They also talk about the personal benefits of CBG, Season…
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Movie Exchange: 90s Favorites with Brandon Mullis
Brandon Mullis joins Hailey and Sean for their own mini-film festival! They've each chosen a favorite 90s film, watched them all, and discuss the good, the bad, and the incredibly bizarre! If you want to watch along, Sean chose the 1995 French film, The City of Lost Children. Brandon picked...
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The Depressionator
Hailey and Sean sit down to follow up on the dark side of #VanLife. In "Oooh Weees", Hailey shares her 35-year love of NKOTB as she celebrates New Kids On The Block Day and fangirls over Joe McIntyre's eyes as she prepares to see him next week! She's also sharing plus-size main character book...
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#SmaugLife
Hailey hates #VanLife. Sean shares a list of pros and cons on various van life-related issues that stir reflections and revelations in Hailey. There's also a PSA for people in nature, anti-camping propaganda, and a wee peek at what's in Hailey's purse. Brush up on your specific set of skills and...
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Inner Knowing the House Down Boots
In this special bonus episode, Sean nerds out on the highlights from the story of Dune's 8-book series he's been reading. Hailey isn't thrilled and needs you to join her on this ride! What came first - the sandworm or the sand trout? What does it take to be an Honored Madre? What are the benefits...
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Deep Tangent
Welcome to Season 3! Hailey and Sean are back with a soft launch, catching you up on a winter's worth of shenanigans! The duo discusses mental health setbacks, not crying over cinnamon rolls, bending the rules, and Hailey's beef with Time. Sean takes a dive into the Dune book series, and Hailey's...
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Tell Me You Like Me
Hailey hates being inconsistent. Hailey and Sean hunker down this week to talk about why they've been a bit absent. From mental health and herbal medication to dead dad birthdays and making competing desserts at Friendsgiving, to Teddy Ruxpin and why Sean seems to be more beloved by all, our…
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The Billy Bones of His Generation
This week, Hailey and Sean are presenting clips of all the tangents they went on with Brandon! They talk kombucha, Hailey's first coffee order at Dunkin' Donuts, the genius of Pauly Shore, Sean's terrible impression of a Southern accent, and much more. Sean surprises with scandalous…
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Masters of the Universe 1987 with Brandon Mullis
To celebrate the 35th anniversary of Masters of the Universe: The Motion Picture, Hailey and Sean welcome their resident He-Man Historian, Brandon, back to the podcast!! Listen as they recap the film with behind-the-scenes factoids, random tangents, and a buttload of opinions. Put on your metal...
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Fatty's Gonna Rock That 'Yak!
Hailey hates anti-fat bias in outdoor activities, as we all should! The duo is back from their vacation in northeastern Oregon and ready to chat! Inspired by their recent travels, they discuss lots of ways fat people are excluded from the outdoor activity space and the lack of plus-size...
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Elf in the Sheets, Hobbit in the Streets
Hailey's super high as our hosts catch you up on life. Find out about the most annoying phrases they use that Hailey edits out of the podcast (mostly). Get spoiler-free reviews of The Lord of the Rings: Rings of Power, Bad Sisters, RuPaul's Celebrity Drag Race, and House of the Dragon in "Ooooh...
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Cat Poo & Vinegar
Hailey hates hair removal, despite participating in this ritual for 33+ years. Sean walks us through some interesting history of hair removal processes from BC to the present day. The duo talks about body hair insecurities, methods of hair removal, & personal tidbits about accepting and…
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Party In Your Tummy
Hailey & Sean wrap up their talk on children's books by discussing dangerous toys, sentient food, & books they loved in their youth. Hailey reads the real ending to "Froggy Goes To The Doctor" & explains why she was given the nickname Tickle Me Satan decades ago. In "Oooh Wees", you'll hear…
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B*tch-A$$ Book Done Got Me!
Hailey hates inspirational children's books, or does she? This week, Hailey and Sean discuss a variety of children's books, reacquainting themselves with "The Little Engine That Could", acting out the riveting conclusion of "Froggy Goes To The Doctor", and finding inspiration in the process.…
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Jedi Can Get It
After going over all things small talk, Hailey & Sean were put to the test at a party over the holiday weekend! How did they do? Did they learn anything from helping them help you? The duo shares plenty of recommendations in "Oooh Weees..." and "No Cap", including spoiler-free reviews of…
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Every Blowy Begins With Zales
Hailey hates small talk! Or does she? Hailey and Sean role play as made-up characters to share the good, the bad, and the astonishing in various small talk scenarios to showcase tips and tricks for being better at small talk. The duo also watch a YouTube dude-bro's tips on how to small talk your...
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I Got The Plague
Hailey went to a New Kids On The Block concert and all she got was this lousy Covid! Hailey shares where she is at as she heals and rests, while Sean brags about how he didn't "really" get sick. lol Plus, the duo share recommendations for TV shows and video games they've been watching/playing...
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Uncle Ding-Dong Pissed Himself
This week, Hailey and Sean revisit the topic of birthdays with stories from the internet of birthdays gone wrong, and Hailey walks you through a child's idea of the "worst birthday ever". Hailey and Sean share their "Ooooh Weees" in the form of TV, books, and fun activities, and talk about the...
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You're Only A Day Older Than The Day Before
Hailey hates aging, but it's her birthday! Why not celebrate by reminiscing about the worst, the best, and the fantastical of personal birthday memories? Hear how Hailey's "glam casual" fashion sense got started, why she thinks she'd be a great stand-up comedian, and what happened the first time...
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The Safe Word Is Yabba Dabba Doo!
Hailey's having some kind of day as she chats with Sean, wrapping up Finding Magic Mike with comments from some of the show's contestants & internet reviews of the live show experience. The duo reflects on what constitutes a good safe word, shares new television shows they are watching and why it...
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Finding Magic Mike
Hailey hates Magic Mike, so naturally, she decided it would be fun to watch the dance competition show, Finding Magic Mike, on HBO Max. The first couple of episodes left a bad taste, but will the seven-episode series turn out to be worthwhile? Our duo shares their observations and thoughts about...
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Mini-episode: A Taurus Loves A Good Waller
Hailey and Sean wrap up thoughts on fanny packs with listener mail. Sean presents a "mini hate" to provoke Hailey's frustration with premature wallering. Hailey explains her need for inside and outside house slippers. Our hosts try the winning McDonald's Menu Hack sandwich from the last...
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First of all, No. Secondly, why? And thirdly, WHAT?!?!
Hailey hates fanny packs. Call them bum bags, belt bags, or whatever else, they all equal the same thing to Hailey - repugnant. Sean shows Hailey different styles of fanny packs and belt bags to get her take on when it is acceptable to wear one, how much she would pay for a designer version, and...
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Mini-episode: Being A Slimer
This week, Hailey & Sean wrap up some He-Man fun facts and introduce a segment on "mini hates", a bite-sized topic for Hailey to fume about! Hailey hates "menu hacks", so Sean had to bring up McDonald's marketing scheme for combining Frankenstein-like sandwiches from their menu offerings. The duo...
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Don't Knock It Til You Sprocket w/ Brandon
Welcome to Season Two! This special episode is all about He-Man as Hailey and Sean are joined by friend and He-Man Historian, Brandon Mullis! The trio talk about their thoughts and observations on Kevin Smith's Netflix vision, "Masters of the Universe: Revelation", and the new animated He-Man...
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Boyband Nightmare Rolls
Hailey hates having a stuffy nose, but she's here! Sean and Hailey are wrapping up Season 1 of the podcast with a short check-in to let you know what they have been up to over the holidays. Hailey shares some tasty recipes and talks about how recording the podcast has helped her mentally. She…
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A Castle For Christmas
Hailey hates cheesy holiday movies. To welcome the season, Hailey & Sean watched A Castle For Christmas, a Netflix Christmas movie about an author, played by Brooke Shields, who visits Scotland to escape a scandal and must thaw the heart of a curmudgeon castle owner, played by Cary Elwes. Can a…
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Spice Up Your Life
Hailey still hates Dune 1984. This episode is all about the rest of Dune 1984 (from where Dune 2021 ends) and how it compares to the events in the book. Hailey's grossed out by Sting's wing bikini, raw cow eating, recycled bodily fluids, and intelligent wet fetuses. Sean goes into the lineage of...
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Double Dune Deep Dive
Hailey hates the 1984 movie Dune. She hates it so much, Sean thought it would be fun to make her watch it again. Then he made her watch the 2021 Dune. She wasn't happy, but she did it for YOU! This week, the duo compare and contrast both films, sharing observations, opinions, and plot twists and...
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Mini-episode: Jammin' It In There!
Hailey and Sean follow-up on a few more haunted issues from last week and share some listener ghost stories! Sean googles the risque type of haunted doll. Hailey talks about home decorating and DIY projects. The gang does a rundown of all the topics in Season 1 thus far, shares some television…
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Maroon 5 is Ghost Repellent
Hailey hates haunted dolls! Grab some popcorn and listen in as Hailey and Sean give you a rundown of the surprisingly entertaining movie "Annabelle: Creation". Learn what not to do when your house is haunted, how to properly dispose of a haunted doll, and how you can adopt your own creepy doll....
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Mini-episode: Challenge The Limit!
It's a giggle-fest of fun following up on last week's episode, with a look at some more advanced toys for the not so faint of butt among us. Our duo talks dragon tails, octopus tentacles, and robot aliens before diving into their "Oooh Weees" for the week - a comic con update, Lucy Lawless...
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No Admittance
Hailey hates butt plugs! At least, she's 99.9% sure she does even though she's never used one. Sean shocks our hostess with today's topic and they giggle like 12-year-olds as they learn about all the different types of toys one can use - silicone, vibrating, Bluetooth, novelty, cold hard steel…
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Mini-episode: My Eye! My Eye!
This week, Hailey and Sean sit around the campfire to tell stories, like that time Hailey's stepdad heard the call of Sasquatch, the time Hailey almost lost her eye at an MST3K Live Show, and why Hailey has beef with Treach from Naughty By Nature. Learn about the predators and mammals of…
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#NotMyTeddyRuxpin
Hailey hates how much time and energy get wasted on conspiracy theories. This week, Sean presents Disney, toy, and pop culture-related conspiracy theories in the hopes of sorta kinda ruining Hailey's childhood just a smidge. Did Tangled predict the pandemic? Does Finding Nemo showcase the stages…
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Mini-episode: What's the Deal with Skeletor?
Picking up on some topics from the last episode, Hailey and Sean pivot from animated children's shows to more adult animated shows. They discuss Masters of the Universe: Revelation in both spoiler-free and spoily form. What's the deal with Skeletor? What are the psychological implications of...
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I Have A Bratz Baby Body!
Hailey hates when children's entertainment teaches them all the wrong things. This week, Hailey and Sean dig a little deeper into the messaging of a couple of cartoon examples that seem to be love letters to toxic beauty ideals and capitalism. They watch one episode of Winx Club and clips from…
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Mini-episode: Things That Make You Go OooohWeeee!
This week is a not-so-mini episode introducing two new segments to the show! Hailey and Sean share spoiler-free reviews of television shows they are watching lately, what arts and crafts are keeping Hailey occupied, why they had to watch F9, and recommendations for tasty options at Red Robin....
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Tangent Alert! w/ Nigel & Joaquin
Despite his best efforts, Sean couldn't keep this train on the rails either! This week, our hosts are joined by their friends Nigel & Joaquin and go off on a series of tangents to keep you on your toes. Crappy drivers, parking issues in Portland, and Hailey's traumatic attempts at driving are...
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Mini-episode: Totes More Words
Our duo follows up this week with a few more words that didn't make it into last week's episode, listener feedback on YOUR most hated word abbreviations/slang/etc., and a review of the first episode of HBO Max's Gossip Girl series. Plus, Hailey shares a slang-filled poem she wrote inspired by all...
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Abbreviations Are Sus, No Cap!
Hailey hates word abbreviations! This week Sean presents abbreviations, slang terms, and other jargon to infuriate our hostess. Hailey talks about the importance of the "Free Willy" soundtrack, her dad's cold-ass apartment, and how she wishes this episode was sponsored by Ben & Jerry's non-dairy...
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Mini-episode: Magicians
This week, Hailey & Sean give their spoiler-free review of Derek DelGaudio’s In & Of Itself (Hulu), Sean does magic tricks he's been practicing, and the two discuss bringing people together, Hailey's weird phobias, and spider attacks! Watch In & Of Itself on Hulu...
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Big Trick Energy
Hailey hates douchebag magicians. In this episode, Hailey & Sean watch the show Big Trick Energy for the first time and are ready to walk you through it so you don't have to sit through it yourself. They recommend some good magicians and television shows, share the most "Portland" thing they've...
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Mini-episode: Restroom Follow-Up
Hailey and Sean return this week with a few more memories that got stirred up by last week's episode. Then they share YOUR public restroom stories that were sent in this week! The Restroom Kit - https://amzn.to/3wD9llB Brandon Mullis Music - https://www.facebook.com/brandonmullismusic Visit our...
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Public Restrooms
Hailey hates public restrooms. This week Hailey and Sean talk about all things public restrooms! They talk about personal experiences, check out some restroom horror stories from the internets, and take a look at very bizarre restrooms from all over the world. Plus, Hailey shares her absolute...
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Mini-episode: Hack My Life Follow-Up
Hailey & Sean check in to talk about the results of two life hack experiments they tried from the previous episode - dying a shirt with beets and making a lasagna out of pizza. Find out what was a hit and what was a miss! Plus, Hailey talks insecurities and feedback from all of you, does a few...
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
What's the podcast about? In a nutshell, Sean picks a surprise topic based on something that annoys Hailey. She gets high and joins Sean to laugh about their opinions on said topics, with lots of stories & tangents thrown in for good measure! Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/haileyhateseverything/support
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Hailey & Sean McConnell
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