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Hailing Frequencies Reopened

by Ordell P. Carrot Productions

Join Steve and James as they go not so boldly back to Star Trek: The Next Generation one episode at a time. (also - listen to old episodes of X-Minutes)

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Episodes

  1. Lower Decks #2: The Janeway Protocol?

    We go a little off the rails, but Rutherford gets his due once again.

  2. Lower Decks #1: The Geordi Character Is A Player!

    With work on season two paused due to....summer, we thought we'd share our thoughts on the first episode of Lower Decks!

  3. Pit Woofies On Ice - #25

    A businessman, a country western star, and a blonde walk into a Romulan Ale House and this is what happens next.

  4. Space Maggots - #24

    It's dinner time at Starfleet HQ and William T. Riker is hungry. Good thing they saved him a place!

  5. Frankly Beverly.....#23

    We get our first peak at the lurid romantic past of Jean-Luc Picard, some time travel, and a little news about Emmanuel Lewis

  6. It Should Have Been Troi - #22

    Remember that time an oil slick killed Tasha Yar? Well, I bet you didn't know Lwaxana Troi was the secret accomplice?

  7. Slippery Bev & Flipper Go Shopping - #20

    It's the episode where they go to the mall and Stan Lee is signing comics. No wait, that's Mall Rats. In any event, learn the secret history of Dr. Crusher's Nana (Visitor) on this exciting episode of Hailing Frequencies Reopened.

  8. I Don't Want To Be Buried In A Klingon Cemetery - #19

    The boys from Starfleet pick up some hitchhikers and hi-jinks ensue.

  9. Handshakes & Handwebs - #18

    There is a deep seeded conspiracy in Starfleet and this episode sets the stage for you to wonder exactly how it will be resolved and wonder you will because it really never is. We also visit the Starfleet Actor's Workshop!

  10. A Little Bronson Pinchot Please - #17

    Real estate developers from the future commit genocide - this week on Star Trek: The Next Generation!

  11. The Children's Crusade - #16

    The Enterprise visits a planet that is hilariously out of touch with science and in desperate need of intelligent leadership. No not Trump's America, Aldea!

  12. Maybe It's Maybelline- #15

    The Enterprise picks up a salty old admiral and hi-jinks ensue!

  13. Riker's Two Trombones - #14

    The ship is just about empty and Will is on the prowl! He's pretty distracted, but don't worry Wesley is in command. Wait, what?

  14. Picard Lies and Beverly Tries - #13

    Yet another seemingly pleasant planet turns out to be anything but, though Riker makes the best of it. Meanwhile, on the Enterprise - D, a holographic plague takes hold.

  15. The Data Lore - #12

    Join us and make sure to be Wesley positive as we journey to Data's home world and meet the Galactus of the Star Trek universe.

  16. Bev Gets Her Sexy On - #11

    Beverly Crusher, a woman approaching 50, learns the basics of hair and makeup in the 1930's, and attracts the attention of a cavalier desk sergeant. Meanwhile, the holodeck goes on the fritz.

  17. Dream A Little Dream Of Someone Else #10

    Have you heard the one about the Prince & the Plague Ship?

  18. Just What The Continuum Ordered? - #9

    Q is back in "Hide and Q" and he wants to play with Picard? Or is it Ryker? We don't know and we doubt the writers do either.

  19. Picard Maneuvers - #8

    The Stargazer is back! What you never heard of the Stargazer? This is the ship that made the jump to light speed for less than one second!

  20. Hardbodies: The Star Trek Episode # 7

    Looking to hear two middle age men discuss the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode that has more in common with soft core porn than it should? Look no further - James & Steve discuss Justice.

  21. Uploaded To The Cloud - #6

    Picard becomes a being of pure energy and the Enterprise becomes a hotbed of cosmic cannibalism! That's right, it's Lonely Among Us, the 6th episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation

  22. Don't Worry, Wesley Has This #5

    The Traveler shows up joined by a very snippy scientist. With the help of Wesley Crusher they take us Where No One Has Gone Before!

  23. Goblins & Gremlins

    Meet the Ferengi!

  24. Wakanda It Ain't #3

    The boys revisit Code Of Honor and it hasn't gotten any better unfortunately. Is this the worst Star Trek episode of all time?

  25. Data Did What? - #2

    Data and Tasha get it on and Geordi doesn't. It's "The Naked Now," the 2nd episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation.

  26. Don't Be Awkward Imzadi - #1

    Encounter At Farpoint! It all begins here as Steve & James settle in with Picard, Q, and the gang at Farpoint Station.

  27. Episode 36: 'Nuff Said

    Steve and Gerry conclude their discussion of Marvel's first X-Men film, and talk about the future of mutant cinema and this podcast. With Stan Lee's passing this week, we salute him, Jack Kirby, and all the talented people who made the X-Men such an important part of popular culture. Thanks to…

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  28. Episode 35: The War is Still Coming, Charles

    Professor X visits Magneto in his plastic prison, as they continue their decades-long debate on mutants and humans. With Special Guest Josh Gilliland of The Legal Geeks.

  29. Episode 34: You Running Again?

    Logan and Rogue say their goodbyes. He entrusts her with his military dogtags, saying "I'll be back for this," before stealing Scott's motorcycle with the raised eyebrow to end all raised eyebrows. With Special Guest Jeff Ferry of the Jay & Silent Bob Minute.

  30. Episode 33: I Hope In Time I May Be Forgiven

    Professor X and Logan awake in the medbay under Jean's care, and later, Xavier gives him details on the abandoned Alkali Lake facility. The other X-Men watch Mystique masquerading on TV as a newly-penitent Senator Kelly -- who now opposes mutant registration. With Special Guest Jon Garcia of Toy...

  31. Episode 32: Hey, This One's Alive.

    Logan cuts Rogue free, but she is near death and doesn't respond. He touches her bare skin, sharing his healing factor, leaving him cut, bleeding badly, and unconscious. As the team's Blackbird flies away with them, we see Magneto helpless, as the NYPD unwittingly comes to Mystique's aid. With...

  32. Episode 31: Thanks. Don't Mention It.

    The X-Men come together and strategically use their powers in a last minute effort to stop Magneto. Hell, Logan even calls Scott "Cyclops" ... now that's teamwork! With Special Guest Zach Luna of the Spider-Man Minute.

  33. Episode 30: You Owe Me A Scream

    Magneto dramatically flies into the sky beside the Statue of Liberty, and transfers his powers to Rogue, enabling the device to power up. Logan battles Sabretooth (who soon regrets not having Maritime insurance) atop Liberty's crown. With Special Guest Michael Benjamin of the New York Post.

  34. X-Minutes Special 5: And Then There Were Two

    Lo, the Old Order Changeth! Learn about what's new with X-Minutes and what @slastoe and @OBrienNYC have been watching and enjoying lately.

  35. Episode 29: I Thought You Lived At A School?

    Magneto subdues the X-Men while taunting their ignorance of electrical conductivity. He prepares to unleash his mutant-inducing wave on the unsuspecting world leaders.

  36. Episode 28: Electrified Toads, And Scott Is Still A Dick

    In the Liberty Island Museum, the X-Men are forcibly split up as Storm gives Toad a lesson on the inductive theory of thunderstorm electrification, while Mystique battles Logan as his doppelganger. The best (and worst) dialogue in the film! With Special Guest Chris Braaten from the More Gooder…

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  37. Episode 27: What Would You Prefer? Yellow Spandex?

    A snazzy 3D display helps the X-Men map their approach to Liberty Island. On arrival, the team discovers Magneto's alteration to the Statue, where Rogue is about to be used for a horrible purpose. With Special Guest Ryan Pagella from the Mutant Ages podcast.

  38. Episode 26: The World's Powerful Will Be Just Like Us

    Toad and Sabretooth eliminate UN security, while Magneto and Mystique take Rogue -- and the machine that conveys mutant powers on humans -- to Liberty Island. With Special Guest Alex Thompson from Galaxy Quest Minute.

  39. Episode 25: If Anything Happens, I'll Take Care Of Them

    Cerebro badly injures Professor X after Mystique switched its toner cartridges around. Scott bares his soul and makes a vow to his comatose mentor. Jean Gray fixes Cerebro's toner problem, then uses the machine to pinpoint Rogue's location. With Special Guest Zach Jenkins from the XavierFiles and...

  40. Episode 24: You've Got One Less Person To Be Afraid Of

    Storm comforts Senator Kelly in his final moments, as the ultimate effect of Magneto's weapon against humanity becomes horrifyingly clear.

  41. Episode 23: Welcome To The Future ... Brother

    Professor Xavier goes full Vulcan Mind Meld on Senator Kelly, learning how Rogue fits into Magneto's scheme. With Very Special Guest Jordan D. White, Editor of Marvel's X-Men Comics line.

  42. Episode 22: Fight With You? Become An X-Man?

    Logan rejects teamwork and vows to find Rogue “the traditional way.” Newly-mutated Senator Kelly arrives at the Mansion in distress. With Special Guests Jonathan Carlisle & Tabitha Carlisle of the upcoming UHF Minute.

  43. X-Minutes Special 4: Spoiler-filled Ant-Man & Wasp Discussion/Tribute to Steve Ditko

    You'll be exiled to the Quantum Realm if you listen before seeing Ant-Man & the Wasp! Plus a special tribute to Steve Ditko, co-creator of Dr. Strange and Spider-Man.

  44. Episode 21: Whoever Said I Wanted You?

    Magneto stops a train and plays marionette with Logan's adamantium-covered skeleton before kidnapping Rogue; a telepathic/telekinetic confrontation between police, Magneto, and Xavier leads to a very tense moment. With Special Guest Cassandra Fredrickson of The Lord of the Rings Minute.

  45. Episode 20: Scream For Me

    Cyclops and Storm scower the train station for Rogue, but Toad and Sabretooth make things complicated for them and many unfortunate commuters.

  46. X-Minutes - Week Off!

    Sorry merry mutants, but we will not have a new episode this week. If you want to check out some other stuff we've worked on, or are working on, listen to this quickie, and we'll be back in a week!

  47. Episode 19: Give These Geeks One More Shot

    Logan steals Scott's motorcycle and feels the need for speed. Onboard the train, he admits to Rogue that Xavier is the real deal. With Special Guest Jay Edidin from Jay and Miles X-plain the X-Men.

  48. Episode 18: Maybe It's His Way With People

    Cyclops discounts Logan's people skills. Professor X uses Cerebro to scan the globe for Rogue's mutant signature. With Special Guest Jim O'Kane from the Rocketeer Minute and Airport Minute, and the new Apollo 13 Minute.

  49. Episode 17: Rogue! Bobby! What Have You Done!

    Mystique impersonates Bobby "Iceman" Drake to guilt Rogue into leaving the safety of the X-Mansion. With Special Guest Donnie Carr from the More Gooder Than Podcast.

  50. Episode 16: Hot Dogs & Naked Senators

    Mutant-hating Senator Kelly discovers how gross his new powers really are before he strolls out of the ocean onto a crowded beach in his birthday suit. With Special Guest Kat Venditti of Comicsverse.com. Plus our preferred hot dog condiments!

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