Halfwits & Failed Crits

Send us Fan MailThe PIT Crew splits! Leona, Gwyn, and Garos search for some mystical spring water, and Reshi searches the Ruins of Qehetbe as Tiraveil's apprentice.=== LINKS === Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.threads.net/@halfwitpodcasts ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ).  Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). === CREDITS === Game System: PenultiMyth: Finite Rules for Infinite Stories - created by Jonathan Swenson.  Theme Song: The Parable Infused Tribune -  composed by Dungeon Maestro.Find their socials at ( https://linktr.ee/dungeonmaestro ). Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium, Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music licenses. Support the show

Send us Fan MailThe PIT Crew has found themselves detained by the Lead Guide of Hetiprah with only one way out, to keep doing new things.=== LINKS === Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.threads.net/@halfwitpodcasts ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ).  Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). === CREDITS === Game System: PenultiMyth: Finite Rules for Infinite Stories - created by Jonathan Swenson.  Theme Song: The Parable Infused Tribune -  composed by Dungeon Maestro.Find their socials at ( https://linktr.ee/dungeonmaestro ). Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium, Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music licenses. Support the show

Send us Fan MailThe PIT Crew leaves Vaynome as they set sail for Voipre, with a dead god and a new patron in tow! === LINKS === Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.threads.net/@halfwitpodcasts ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ).  Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). === CREDITS === Game System: PenultiMyth: Finite Rules for Infinite Stories - created by Jonathan Swenson.  Theme Song: The Parable Infused Tribune -  composed by Dungeon Maestro.Find their socials at ( https://linktr.ee/dungeonmaestro ). Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium, Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music licenses. Support the show

Send us Fan MailWhile the girls are off doing fun and important things, the boys get behind the mics to weave you a tale from the quaint village of Buttonbush, Evarow. Get ready for the high flying adventures of the Gobbly Bird Taxi Company!=== LINKS === Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.threads.net/@halfwitpodcasts ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ).  Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). === CREDITS === Game System: PenultiMyth: Finite Rules for Infinite Stories - created by Jonathan Swenson.  Theme Song: The Parable Infused Tribune -  composed by Dungeon Maestro.Find their socials at ( https://linktr.ee/dungeonmaestro ).End Theme:Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ).  Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium, Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music licenses. Support the show

Send us Fan MailThe PIT Crew pulls back the curtain for the island of performers, and the fate of the Siren's Song rests in the balance.=== LINKS === Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.threads.net/@halfwitpodcasts ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ).  Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). === CREDITS === Game System: PenultiMyth: Finite Rules for Infinite Stories - created by Jonathan Swenson.  Theme Song: The Parable Infused Tribune -  composed by Dungeon Maestro.Find their socials at ( https://linktr.ee/dungeonmaestro ). Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium, Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music licenses. Support the show

Send us Fan MailThe PIT Crew fights to save the leader of the Siren's Song... or did they?! Does he even exist?! Does anyone actually work here?!=== LINKS === Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.threads.net/@halfwitpodcasts ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ).  Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). === CREDITS === Game System: PenultiMyth: Finite Rules for Infinite Stories - created by Jonathan Swenson.  Theme Song: The Parable Infused Tribune -  composed by Dungeon Maestro.Find their socials at ( https://linktr.ee/dungeonmaestro ). Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium, Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music licenses. Support the show

Send us Fan MailLeona starts working up the courage to figure out how to audition for the Siren Song, but Sybianna is missing, and Gwyneth has beef with... everyone.=== LINKS === Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.threads.net/@halfwitpodcasts ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ).  Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). === CREDITS === Game System: PenultiMyth: Finite Rules for Infinite Stories - created by Jonathan Swenson.  Theme Song: The Parable Infused Tribune -  composed by Dungeon Maestro.Find their socials at ( https://linktr.ee/dungeonmaestro ). Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium, Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music licenses.  Support the show

Send us Fan MailAfter a few months of close quarters travel north, the PIT Crew is in desperate need for the good vibes of Vaynome, home of the Siren's Song! === LINKS === Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.threads.net/@halfwitpodcasts ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ).  Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ).  === CREDITS === Game System: PenultiMyth: Finite Rules for Infinite Stories - created by Jonathan Swenson.  Theme Song: The Parable Infused Tribune -  composed by Dungeon Maestro.Find their socials at ( https://linktr.ee/dungeonmaestro ). Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium, Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music licenses.  Support the show

Send us Fan MailWelcome to our Christmas Special! Luis takes the reigns of our wacky sleigh with a game and story of his own design, while the others play little elves hard at work in the toy factory. Follow Winkle Tinkle (Laura) the perceptive elf, Sprinkle Cookiedance (Kiley) the nimble elf, and Jangle Picklekiss (Jonathan) the imaginative elf, as they unwrap their coworkers workplace drama.Intro and Outro: Krampus's Workshop by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5518-krampus-s-workshop ) License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ) The Workshop Theme: Wish Background by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4633-wish-background ) License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ) Santa's Cabin Theme: Holiday Weasel by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5517-holiday-weasel ) License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ) Please Rate & Review us on Podchaser! Follow us on Facebook or Twitter or our Website.Join our Discord at ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Join our facebook group at HalfwitsFailedCritsCommunity. Send us emails at [email protected]. Support the show

Send us Fan MailThe Pit Crew helps the citizens of Melironto clean up after the arrival of the Profane Herald before heading out for a much needed vacation in Vaynome.=== LINKS === Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.threads.net/@halfwitpodcasts ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ).  Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ).  === CREDITS === Game System: PenultiMyth: Finite Rules for Infinite Stories - created by Jonathan Swenson.  Theme Song: The Parable Infused Tribune -  composed by Dungeon Maestro.Find their socials at ( https://linktr.ee/dungeonmaestro ). Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium, Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music licenses.   Support the show

Send us Fan MailThe PIT Crew has secured a ride to the Melironto Chasms, the original goal of their journey to Breascor!=== LINKS === Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.threads.net/@halfwitpodcasts ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ).  Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ).  === CREDITS === Game System: PenultiMyth: Finite Rules for Infinite Stories - created by Jonathan Swenson.  Theme Song: The Parable Infused Tribune -  composed by Dungeon Maestro.Find their socials at ( https://linktr.ee/dungeonmaestro ). Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium, Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music licenses.  Support the show

Send us Fan MailThe PIT Crew gets lost in the Breascor Caverns, good thing Reshi has his Grandfather's Tome and plenty of food to get them through this ordeal! === Links === Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). === CREDITS === Game System: PenultiMyth: Finite Rules for Infinite Stories - created by Jonathan Swenson.  Theme Song: The Parable Infused Tribune -  composed by Dungeon Maestro.Find their socials at ( https://linktr.ee/dungeonmaestro ). Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium, Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music licenses.  Support the show

Send us Fan MailThe PIT Crew hides from a storm in the cabin of a very talkative old-timer. === Links === Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). === CREDITS === Game System: PenultiMyth: Finite Rules for Infinite Stories - created by Jonathan Swenson.  Theme Song: The Parable Infused Tribune -  composed by Dungeon Maestro.Find their socials at ( https://linktr.ee/dungeonmaestro ). Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium, Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music licenses.  Support the show

Send us Fan MailManon takes a job so the PIT Crew can get their bearings in Breascor, and hopefully learn more about that crazy symbol in the sky! === Links === Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.threads.net/@halfwitpodcasts ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ).  Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). === CREDITS === Game System: PenultiMyth: Finite Rules for Infinite Stories - created by Jonathan Swenson.  Theme Song: The Parable Infused Tribune -  composed by Dungeon Maestro.Find their socials at ( https://linktr.ee/dungeonmaestro ). Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium, Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music licenses.   Try Legend Keeper for FREEDiscover the ultimate worldbuilding tool for game-masters and storytellers!Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the show

Send us Fan MailAll aboard the Wynsom to meet Manon, Leona, and Reshi as they brave the waves and bring their Parable Infused Tribune to a new continent! === Links === Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.threads.net/@halfwitpodcasts ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ).  Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). === CREDITS === Game System: PenultiMyth: Finite Rules for Infinite Stories - created by Jonathan Swenson.  Theme Song: The Parable Infused Tribune -  composed by Dungeon Maestro.Find their socials at ( https://linktr.ee/dungeonmaestro ). Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium, Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music licenses.  Support the show

Send us Fan MailWelcome to Season 2 - The Parable Infused Tribune!If you are new to the show, this is a great place to start. We talk about the new game we will be playing, the setting and tone of the story, the major factions, and the characters the cast will be portraying. If you just want to jump right into the story feel free to skip to the next episode! === Links === Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.threads.net/@halfwitpodcasts ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ).  Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). === CREDITS === Game System: PenultiMyth: Finite Rules for Infinite Stories - created by Jonathan Swenson.  Theme Song: The Parable Infused Tribune -  composed by Dungeon Maestro.Find their socials at ( https://linktr.ee/dungeonmaestro ). Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium, Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music licenses.  Support the show

Send us Fan MailThe Premier of Season 2 - The Parable Infused Tribune, starts Monday September 9th 2024. Welcome back to the table everyone!Support the show

Send us Fan Mail Listen Here! ( https://thismachinebelongsto.buzzsprout.com/share ) Hello and welcome everybody to a fantastic April Fools day announcement! The prank is, I decided to release what was the mini project I talked about as its own podcast rather than a new short season of Halfwits & Failed Crits. While it is a solo ttrpg journaling game, the final product felt way more right being its own thing, akin to a traditional audio drama, and if it does well we already have plans on how we can make more seasons of it. So in a minute you’ll hear the trailer, and a supercut of the first three episodes. But I have one last gift for you all before that. We are making amazing progress on planning the next campaign. We’ve made a rulebook of our own called PenultiMyth, made test characters, playtested some of the mechanics and they felt great so far, made 4 major factions with 36 fleshed out leaders within them, and have the world map, its biomes, and some key locations all planned out. If all goes well, the new Campaign will be launching in September! We are so excited to bring you with us on our new adventures!  === Credits ===Produced by Halfwit Podcasts ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). Written by Matt Spaziani ( https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani ). Vernon Wright is voiced by Jonathan Swenson ( https://www.jgswenson.com ). Based on the journal role-playing game "The Machine" by Adira & Fen Slattery ( https://adira.itch.io/the-machine ).   Music and sound effects used with Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music licenses.    Support the show

Send us Fan MailWe sit down as ourselves and chat about Children of the Spine, what our characters are doing, what NPC's are doing, our favorite moments, and other fun tidbits. At the end of the episode I include bloopers from the Finale!Please give your honest feedback of Children of the Spine at ( https://forms.gle/xvDpy5Y3P95sVfqe6 ). === Links === Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.threads.net/@failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ).  === CREDITS === Opening Theme: Nedrak - Halfwits & Failed Crits Originals Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium, Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music licenses.   Support the show

Send us Fan MailThe crew returns to Nedrak to right the wrongs of the past. Please give your honest feedback of Children of the Spine at ( https://forms.gle/xvDpy5Y3P95sVfqe6 ). === Links === Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.threads.net/@failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ).  === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ).  License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ).   Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium, Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music licenses. Support the show Support the show

Send us Fan MailThe crew of the Paradise explores the depths of the fungal forest in hopes of finding something, anything, that can help them escape or kill the Terran.Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.threads.net/@failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ).  === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ).  License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ).   Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium and Zapsplat Gold licenses.      Support the show

Send us Fan MailThe Paradise runs out of fuel, stopping at the consumed vacation planet of Gyeong-otos to gather resources so they can escape the Terran. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.threads.net/@failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ).  === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ).  License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ).   Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium and Zapsplat Gold licenses.     Support the show

Send us Fan MailThe Paradise is in trouble and its up to Mohan to save the fleet with the help of Trixie and Kremlin.Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.threads.net/@failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ).  === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ).  License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ).   Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium and Zapsplat Gold licenses.    Support the show

Send us Fan MailWar. War Never Changes. The crew learns about the rise, golden age, and fall of the Terran Empire. Then they put boots on the ground as they embody Alpha Team, the a squadron of Terran Dragon Hunting Elites.Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.threads.net/@failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ).  === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ).  License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ).   Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium and Zapsplat Gold licenses.   Support the show

Send us Fan MailA new beginning, a new mega corp.Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ).  === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ).  License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ).   Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium and Zapsplat Gold licenses.  Support the show

Send us Fan MailThe crew of the Paradise learns more about their new hive mind friend, the Spine, and Waotaka's life, while the threat of the Terran grows.Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ).  === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ).  License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ).   Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium and Zapslat Gold licenses.   Support the show

Send us Fan MailWelcome to the Triangle Agency fellow Resonant! This is your new hire training video featuring Agents Hazel (Kiley) and Finn (Laura) on Finn's first mission. Plenty to learn here so take out your tablets and dip your spaghetti in the ink brace as you learn all about what it means to keep our world safe from Anomalies... just like you.Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ).  === CREDITS === Game System: Triangle Agency by Haunted Table LLC (https://hauntedtable.itch.io/)Go pre-order right now! We had so much fun and you can too! (this is an order from your general manager and not doing so can result in demerits, death, or an extended stay in the vault).(https://triangle-agency.backerkit.com/hosted_preorders) Music and Art Provided by Haunted Table LLC (Thank You!!!)Control Yourself & Stability by Edith Margaret Mudge (https://www.edithmudge.com/).Cover Art "Trina" by Ryan Kingdom (https://www.ryankingdomart.com/) Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium and Zapsplat Gold licenses.   Support the show

Send us Fan MailThe Paradise Fleet is lost in the great void of the sector with uncharted spike drill paths and questionable guides, as they search for the isolated AI Colony in hopes of recruiting new and hopefully powerful allies against the Terran. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ).  === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ).  License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ).   Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium and Zapslat Gold licenses.  Support the show

Send us Fan MailIn the wake of the Terran's arrival, The Spiral Captains must decide the future of the Alerozak Galactic Flotilla. Meanwhile the crew of the Paradise is a bit on edge as they prepare to hold the weight of that future on their shoulders.Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ).  === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ).  License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ).   Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium and Zapslat Gold licenses.   Support the show

Send us Fan MailThe crew of the Paradise has returned home to the Alerozak Galactic Flotilla for some much needed R&R as we watch them grow and the years go by. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ).  === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ).  License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ).    Support the show

Send us Fan MailThe crew of the Paradise gains an unexpected ally, confronts an ancient enemy, and battles for the soul of a lost friend. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ).  === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ).  License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ).  Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium and Zapslat Gold licenses.  Support the show

Send us Fan MailThe crew of the Paradise finds the Sarka Institute with the help of Tammy Hatt, their mechs, and some disguises. But first, they have to fix an office copier.Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ).  === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ).  License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ).  Other music used on a Dark Fantasy Studio Premium License.  Support the show

Send us Fan MailThe Crew of the Paradise has arrived at the rumored location of Pythia, and while they try to figure out how to reach the planet under the mega-structure that is Seradin, they do some last minute preparations.Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ).  === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ).  License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ).  Other music used on a Dark Fantasy Studio Premium License.   Support the show

Send us Fan MailThe crew of the Paradise learn a bit about their stowaway Mother Dorya, send the crew of the Edda to the Speven Eleven to order a Spapple, and finally get some key info on how to confront Pythia.Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ).  === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ).  License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ).  Other music used on a Dark Fantasy Studio Premium License.  Support the show

Send us Fan MailThe crew of the Paradise have finally tied up most of their lose ends and are ready to take Eskel back to the AGF, but Eskel wants to get a taste of the pirate life first. The crew heads to the race tracks while Eskel gets his friends together for their first Heist.Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ).  === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ).  License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ).    Support the show

Send us Fan MailThe crew of the Paradise is faced with an eternal dilemma, to pit or not to pit? Will they ever decide what to do next? The Sector may never know!Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ).  === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ).  License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ).  Other music used on a Dark Fantasy Studio Premium License.   Support the show

Send us Fan MailThe crew of the Paradise is off to take on their biggest bounty yet, the assassination of a rising warlord on the planet Wrux, where death and taxes take on a whole new meaning.Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ).  === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ).  License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ).  Other music used on a Dark Fantasy Studio Premium License.  Support the show

Send us Fan MailThe Crew of the Paradise lands on a dying planet looking for Eskel Folstad in a desperate bid to cross one item off a long list of mysteries. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ).  === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ).  License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ).     Support the show

Send us Fan MailThe crew of the Paradise is spending some time recovering from their injuries, fixing the ship, meeting Kei's parents, worrying about Pythia, and deciding which of a hundred different ways they should go next.Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ).  === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ).  License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ).    Support the show

Send us Fan MailC-C-C-COMA EPISODE IS HERE! Most of the crew is down for the count and trapped in the land of the Great Willow once again, as well as some new locales. Meanwhile Astrid and Kei get told there are guests that will be making use of hospital visiting hours, much to Kei's displeasure and Astrid's excitement.Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ).  === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ).  License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ).     Support the show

Send us Fan MailAll Aboard as GM Kiley takes a cast of kooky killers for the ride of their lives! Join Cinis the Ice Queen (Luis), Ruby the Business Partner (Mary), Maxim the Scholar (Jonathan), and Tuash the Lost Heir (Laura), as they accuse each other of the murder of Egan Bakker with no true detective to help them out. It's going to be a long ride to Fairhaven...  Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ).  === CREDITS ===   Game:  Murder on the Eberron Express by Orla ni Dhuill. Support them by purchasing the game for yourselves! ( https://www.drivethrurpg.com/product/296256/Murder-on-the-Eberron-Express )Opening Theme: Assassin by Rafael Crux ( https://freepd.com/epic.php )  Support the show

Send us Fan MailThe crew of the Paradise has landed on Kei's home planet of Pylo-Koshi just in time for an annual plume faring festival where they can do some real pirate shit! But before they can hunt the thophids that terrorize the planets domed cities, they have to unload that Ancient they stole from Tudega and get some Gorp! There's absolutely no reason why this shopping / beach episode has an ominous title.Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ).  === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ).  License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ).      Nedrak's Theme - Halfwits & Failed Crits Originals. Other Music and SFX used on a Zapsplat Gold License or a Dark Fantasy Studio Premium License.  Support the show

Send us Fan MailThe crew of the Paradise confronts the cryptids of Tudega, hoping to warn them of an upcoming attack that the crew had absolutely no part in fueling... and the cryptids have a warning of their own for the crew!Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ).  === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ).  License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ).      Support the show

Send us Fan MailThe crew of the Paradise takes some downtime on Tudega! They get a nice hotel, pop some bubbly, hit up a night club, and take a tour of the town. But what they learn on their tour is a bit more than they bargained for. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ).  === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ).  License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ).      Support the show

Send us Fan MailThe crew of the Paradise is back on the Flotilla and with their new title of Sanguinity Stellar Vessel and an upgraded Spike Drive they are free to pirate how they please for the first time! Their mission: deliver some ammo from S7 to B11. Yes, they decide to travel the entire known sector...Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ).  === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ).  License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ).      Support the show

Send us Fan MailThe crew of the Paradise are back at their old stomping grounds and ready to save their family, friends, and enemies! Or are they? Astrid throws a shovel, Kamala hecking hacks a lot, and Mohan finds bathroom donuts. At least one of them is focused on the mission.Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ).  === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ).  License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ).       Support the show

Send us Fan MailThe Crew of the Paradise returns from their last mission to find a not quite pleased Captain Radko, especially when Astrid's compad won't stop buzzing with news of disaster on Fornhagi! Astrid gets some nudes, Kamala sells an exotic carcass, and Mohan seriously weighs joining a cult.Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ).  === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ).  License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ).       Support the show

Send us Fan MailThe Crew of the AGF-Paradise is off on another mission! But first some paperwork... Once that's complete its time to head off to K12-02-04: Etalawe, where their job is to help a scientist recover his work from a sunken facility affected by a recent meteor impact. Astrid expends a lot of effort, Kamala makes sushi, and Mohan delivers some pizza.Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ).  === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ).  License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ).       Support the show

Send us Fan MailThe Lost are now the Crew of the Sanguinity Orbital Vessel AGF-Paradise, and as a proper pirate crew it's time to hit their first bounty! As they perform their first spike drill, with some help from their new Cluster Captain, they arrive at K12-01-39: Warib to meet their contact. Astrid plays with bombs, Kamala has a hack fight, and Mohan leads some goons. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ).  === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ).  License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ).       Support the show

Send us Fan MailThe Lost have one more item to check off their list before becoming full fledged pirate of the AGF, and that's to take some cryptic test! Astrid hears lots of voices, Kamala has memories of home cooking and old enemies, and Mohan is tormented by visions of races lost. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ).  === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ).  License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ).       Support the show