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Hand on the Door

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Hand on the Door is an actual play Delta Green cosmic horror comedy podcast of five best friends laughing into the void and kicking against the pricks. Sam leads Jimmy (FP), Mazie (Fruman), Aubrey (Fredrickson), Brady (Noelle) through a surrealist nightmare in New Mexico, an original story inspired by coffee black as midnight on a moonless night, children of Old Leech, and the writings of Sutter Cane. New episodes of HotD will be released every other week!Discord where we discuss Burger King and Burger King related paraphernalia: https://discord.gg/u9FAW7nGfv

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Episodes

  1. S1E40: A Rotunda, A Pergola, A Queen Anne

    In which our exhausted ensemble examine an eerie exhibition extracted from an erstwhile enclave, evaluate entries in an ether-addled enrollment, and encounter an extraordinary episode of entangled egos. Discord for Cody Photo content:...

  2. S1E39: How Come the Game Has So Many Fucking Rules

    In which our hungover heros hurl hardware at hardstops, happen past hurt humans hurting humans, and hunt through hardcased handouts. Discord for Cody Photo content: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://discord.gg/u9FAW7nGfv⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Instagram:...

  3. S1E38: I Need Four or Five Zimas and I Can't Talk to Anybody

    In which our tenacious trespassers thumb through a truck's trove, treat with a touched trader, tuck the truck into a terrestrial tunnel, and then touch on a thing terrible and transcendent. Discord for Cody Photo content:...

  4. S1E37: COPD Man Stuck in a Heathcliff Maze

    In which our yearning yeoman yaffle yeasty Yoo-Hoos, yoink a Yukon yak, and yowl at a 'yard yokel. Y is hard. Discord for Cody Photo content: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://discord.gg/u9FAW7nGfv⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Instagram:...

  5. S1E36: Keep On Gooning Man

    In which our traveling troubadours team up with a traveling turnkey, trawl through turbid talismans, and tease out a tenebrous treatment theater. Discord for Cody Photo content: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://discord.gg/u9FAW7nGfv⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Instagram:...

  6. S1E35: Carlos Santana Is a Guitar Master

    In which our intrepid investigators initiate an interstate incident, infiltrate an infamous individuals inn, and invoke an interested interloper. Discord for Cody Photo content: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://discord.gg/u9FAW7nGfv⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Instagram:...

  7. S1E34: Snickers 2... 3: The Final Snickering

    In which our novice nerds nurse nightcaps, navigate neighborhoods via notable nose, and narrowly nullify a netherworldly nogoodnick nearby a nameless nighthawk. We are playing Kids on Bikes for three episodes to explore Truth or Consequences before F cell arrives and starts F-cellin'!...

  8. S1E33: Snickers 2... 2?

    In which our irrepressible investigators introduce an infamous ingredient to an Italian institution, imperil an intimidating instigator, and induct our interloper to inlets and inflatables. We are playing Kids on Bikes for three episodes to explore Truth or Consequences before F cell arrives and...

  9. S1E32: Snickers 2

    In which restless reprobates are reproached by a rector for reeking of recreational relaxants, return to a ramshackle residence, roam red reaches in search of a runaway rover, and retrieves a raggedly rambling remnant. We are playing Kids on Bikes for three episodes to explore Truth or…

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  10. S1E31: Home I

    In which our tested trio take time to tend their tattered threads: one tries tracking a trophy of thinking tissue, another treks to timeworn terrain to tidy threadbare territories while being taunted and trailed, and the third takes to the tranquil tide to tame a troubled temperament. Discord for...

  11. S1E30: Cardiff Hunters II

    In which our stricken survivors say sayonara to a slain somebody while scorching the site, shatter a subterranean sanctum, and finally square off against a snidely smug superintendent only to scatter to separate shores. Discord for Cody Photo content:...

  12. Cocktails of Cthulhu - The Whopper Release Part 2

    In conjunction with our friends Dead Letter Bureau and 9mm Retirement Radio:It's 1957 and Burger King is releasing a new burger dubbed the Whopper in small paper towns, fake places put on maps as copyright traps, across the United States, claiming them as real towns in a promotional stunt. A…

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  13. S1E29: I Actually Don’t Know John and I Don’t Really Care

    In which our intrepid investigators ignite an incursion into an infested installation, intercede against innumerable infected inhabitants, indulge an idealist's impractical impulse, and impose an inconsolable intervention. Discord for Cody Photo content:...

  14. Cocktails of Cthulhu - The Whopper Release Part 1

    In conjunction with our friends Dead Letter Bureau and 9mm Retirement Radio: It's 1957 and Burger King is releasing a new burger dubbed the Whopper in small paper towns, fake places put on maps as copyright traps, across the United States, claiming them as real towns in a promotional stunt. A...

  15. S1E28: B*tch I'm Open Carry

    In which our lionhearted lot launch a lamentable lunge at a loathsome lurker, lope from a leprous legion of lobotomized lummoxes, and load up a luxury locomotor with a large lethal load. Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/handonthedoorpod/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

  16. Cocktails of Cthulhu - The Florida Key Part 3

    It is 1925, and a mysterious black pyramid has appeared in the Key West National Wildlife Refuge in Key West, Florida. Do our three plucky naval agents have what it takes to investigate the who, what, when, where, and why of this event? I highly doubt it. Our local food bank:...

  17. S1E27: These Squirrels Were Empaths

    In which our intrepid investigators inhabit an isolated installation, then intercept an increasingly irascible inhuman intellectual who invokes inaction on our iconoclastic infiltrator. Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/handonthedoorpod/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠…

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  18. Cocktails of Cthulhu - The Florida Key Part 2

    It is 1925, and a mysterious black pyramid has appeared in the Key West National Wildlife Refuge in Key West, Florida. Do our three plucky naval agents have what it takes to investigate the who, what, when, where, and why of this event? I highly doubt it. Our local food bank:...

  19. S1E26: Now THIS is Pod Racing

    In which our exhausted ensemble eliminate an enemy, endure extensive enmities, enlist an ethically evasive erstwhile enfant for emergency excisions at an enshrouded establishment, and embark for an encampment. LINK for charities/volunteer groups in Minnesota:...

  20. S1E25: IT'S JUST A GUN

    In which our valiant voyagers, vexed by violent volleys from a veiled villain and vivisect a vehicle to visit vicious vengeance victoriously. Our local food bank: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://give.harvesters.org/page/85661/donate/1⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Find a local food bank to donate time or money to in the US:...

  21. Cocktails of Cthulhu - The Florida Key Part 1

    It is 1925, and a mysterious black pyramid has appeared in the Key West National Wildlife Refuge in Key West, Florida. Do our three plucky naval agents have what it takes to investigate the who, what, when, where, and why of this event? I highly doubt it. Our local food bank:...

  22. S1E24: Yeah... About Those Records

    In which our stalwart survivors survey Springfield's scorched shell, secure secrets and skeleton shanks stashed for a sweetheart, scour state scrolls to spot a suspicious sector, and suffer a sniper's salvo in shadowy sylvan surroundings. Our local food bank:...

  23. Cocktails of Cthulhu - The Plateau Part 2

    After their plane crashes in the Appalachian Mountains, the agents are forced to investigate a strange town cut off from time and space. Part 2 of 2. Our local food bank: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://give.harvesters.org/page/85661/donate/1⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Find a local food bank to donate time or money to in the US:...

  24. S1E23: You Might Be a Redneck if Your Name Contains Every Letter in the Alphabet

    In which our sleuths savor a serene slumber, scheme subterfuge at stacks to secure a spurious summons, seek a specialist at the sanatorium who supervised Springfield's sunset, and scrutinize surveillance showing a strangely swollen scientist surrendering sundries to Springfield. Our local food...

  25. S1E22: American Pie and Canadian Poutine

    In which our amateur adventurers access an annex arrayed with an arctically arrested abomination, appeal to alpine allies, and afterward address an attending who affirms an abrupt annihilation and arranges for the acquisition of abandoned artifacts. Our local food bank:...

  26. S1E21: Welcome to the SeptaDoDecaHedraGon

    In which our lurching lunatics linger at a locale laced with lashings, lower down a latchway lodged in the loam, and learn they've lost a loony luminary. Our local food bank: ⁠⁠https://give.harvesters.org/page/85661/donate/1⁠⁠ Find a local food bank to donate time or money to in the US:...

  27. S1E20: Cardiff Hunters

    In which our grounded goons give grim goodbyes, go on a grand ghost-hunt, grieve the gutted house of eGon, and gripe about photoGraphy before glimpsing a glade of ghastly gloom. Our local food bank: ⁠https://give.harvesters.org/page/85661/donate/1⁠ Find a local food bank to donate time or money…

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  28. Cocktails of Cthulhu - The Plateau Part 1

    HEY ALL, the current US administration has decided in its infinite cruelty to halt funding for food assistance to it's most vulnerable citizens. There are possible emergency funds that could be allocated to this during the shut down, but this was deemed "illegal". Seems like a good time for an...

  29. S1E19: Fake Plissken and the Legend of the Crystal Buttplug III

    In which our elixir entrepreneurs enter an enigmatic elliptical edifice, encounter entangled employees, and explosively emancipate an eldritch emanation while ensuring an elusive escape. Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/handonthedoorpod/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Discord:...

  30. S1E18: Fake Plissken and the Legend of the Crystal Buttplug II

    In which our harried hustlers hunt for hollow-tipped hot-lead, hobnob with hesitant holdouts, and are held hostage by a hive in a honky-tonk hiding a hermetic hatchway. Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/handonthedoorpod/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Discord:...

  31. S1E17: Fake Plissken and the Legend of the Crystal Buttplug I

    In which our tenacious troublemakers tackle a trade turned tainted, trek to a tumbleweed truce tavern, and tangle with a throng of transfixed trespassers terrorizing their tranquility. ABC advertising companies:...

  32. S1E16: Memoriarium

    In which our protagonists close the book on Hobbs, New Mexico once and for all. Kinda. Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/handonthedoorpod/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Discord: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://discord.gg/u9FAW7nGfv⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.handonthedoor.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

  33. S1E15: I Cut His Head Off

    In which our Gallant Guardians Grill a Grieving Grade-Schooler Grandpa Grabbed by a Grotesque Guise, Gab with a Granite Godhead Gobbet, and Gruesomely Gouge a Grisly Globe for a Gnostic Guru. Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/handonthedoorpod/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Discord:...

  34. S1E14: Why the Talk Boy Stay

    In which our Envoys Ensnare a Euphoric Educator, Entrance Enemies with an Eerie Entomologic Elegy, and Encounter the Emaciated Elder Enrobed in Engulfing Ebon Eyewear while Ensconced in an Eldritch Embryo. Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/handonthedoorpod/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Discord:...

  35. S1E13: ASCII Art of a Topless Woman

    In which our nosy and nimble navigators nose through nostalgic negatives of 'Nam, needle their nebulous networker for new knowledge, and notice nightmarish noises of neural nodes 'neath the nautical nexus. Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/handonthedoorpod/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Discord:...

  36. S1E12: This House is Built by Frank Lloyd Wrong

    In which our harried and hypervigilant hunters heave from a horrid haunt, hit up a heap of hive-minded hollow hymnals , and heist hospital histories from a hallucinatory hall of heirlooms and hagiographies. Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/handonthedoorpod/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Discord:...

  37. S1E11: First Things First, This Monster is Caked Up

    In which our oblique operatives overstep into an ominous oubliette, outrun an ominous ovum and offal organism, and obtrude on an observance at an opulent old officiary. We are releasing episodes every 2-4 weeks now because we all work in healthcare full time and the world is burning down! Plus I…

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  38. S1E10: Didn't We Do This Already?

    In which our—whoa, this seems really familiar, did someone put the wrong tape in the—jaded journeymen jabber jovially, jauntily journey to the junked joint, jive with a jittery junkman, and jostle their way to the jaws below. Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/handonthedoorpod/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

  39. S1E9: Consent Is My Love Language

    In which our paranoid protagonists proceed from a peculiar professor's parlor, pinpoint a planted parasite, parse paths presented by a pedantic prick, and plumb the populace for a pending proclamation. Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/handonthedoorpod/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Discord:...

  40. S1E8: It's Not a Time Loop, It's Canadians

    In which our lost lads leave a largely lambent lair, link up with leafed lawmen, learn from a looming loyalty, and lie with liminal lullabies in which loves are lost. Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/handonthedoorpod/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Discord: ⁠⁠⁠https://discord.gg/u9FAW7nGfv⁠⁠⁠ Website:...

  41. S1E7: Presidential Trivia with Mazie

    In which our embattled explorers encounter an entranced Egon enmeshed in eerie equations, endure an escalating ember emergency, experience each other’s egos, and are engulfed by an eternal eldritch entity. BONUS Check out our instagram for a birthday picture of everyone Instagram:...

  42. S1E6: Welcome to the Opera

    In which our harrowed hounds huddle with their handler, haggle over hazardous home heists, hold hesitant hearings with a hierophant, and hone in on horrifying heuristics. Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/handonthedoorpod/⁠⁠⁠⁠ Discord: ⁠https://discord.gg/u9FAW7nGfv⁠ Website:...

  43. S1E5: Take Me Out into the Desert so I Can Power Bottom

    Sorry I'm late, work sucks, I know. In which our daring do gooders depart distinguished doctors, delve into dangerous demonology, and discourse with a debauched druggie dignitary dispensing doctrine from 'da dropout den. Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/handonthedoorpod/⁠⁠⁠ Discord:...

  44. S1E4: Swan Boat

    In which our erstwhile examiners enter E coli-laden eddies with Eagle-like enterprises, exhume eldritch edifices, and encounter elusive eremites to elucidate edible engagements. Instagram: ⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/handonthedoorpod/⁠⁠ Discord: ⁠https://discord.gg/u9FAW7nGfv Website:...

  45. S1E3: Fred Durst Saves the Day Again

    In which our eager explorers examine erudite enclosures, excavate esoteric electronics, and exhort everyone to engage ear-splitting entertainers. Instagram: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/handonthedoorpod/⁠ Discord: https://discord.gg/u9FAW7nGfv Website: https://www.handonthedoor.com/ Astonishingly...

  46. S1E2: You Guys Should Be At Chapel Right Now

    In which our nosey nogoodniks navigate nests and nooks to nab nowledge and notable nefarious nuances. Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/handonthedoorpod/ Astonishingly astounding artwork by Val Hal Halvorson Instagram: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/val_hal_hal/⁠ Bluesky:...

  47. S1E1: Roll Babyface

    In which our intrepid instruments of investigation interpret information and infiltrate an institute of indoctrination to intercept insidious intentions. Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/handonthedoorpod/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Discord: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://discord.gg/u9FAW7nGfv⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Website:...

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Hand on the Door is an actual play Delta Green cosmic horror comedy podcast of five best friends laughing into the void and kicking against the pricks. Sam leads Jimmy (FP), Mazie (Fruman), Aubrey (Fredrickson), Brady (Noelle) through a surrealist nightmare in New Mexico, an original story inspired by coffee black as midnight on a moonless night, children of Old Leech, and the writings of Sutter Cane. New episodes of HotD will be released every other week!Discord where we discuss Burger King and Burger King related paraphernalia: https://discord.gg/u9FAW7nGfv

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