Handkerchief Dynasty: The "19th Best Edmonton Oilers Podcast!"

The Secret Professor and the High Priest return to discuss Game 4 of the series against LA

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We learn of a major change in the podcast cast, with a Scottish Legend (?!? who???) soon joining the team.

In partnership with the proto-Norman forces, I was able to track down the High Priest of Oilers Magic on the coast of Brittany (AD 635), where he has been running a bed and breakfast as part of the Pythagorean Protection Program. In this short interview-by-ambush, we discuss the new coach, the game against Vegas tomorrow, and much more, before I sadly had to return to the present time.

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What can one say...

On the day before a huge game 5, we struggle to understand. Today, we move forward.

We are here for a purpose...

Game 4 tomorrow will complete us, or devastate. Hold your arms upright, like Moses leading the tribes of Israel to the promised land. Please believe. 

The High Priest calls in from his conference with the spirit-guides in Wilkes-Barre to discuss a scandalous game three.

Hold onto your hats and whatever else, the rollercoaster continues. Avoid entirely or surrender to it's deadly climbs. Live in the now, maaaan.

What a lovely interlude...

I'm bad at Game Ones...

I screamed when Bouchard got on the board

The Professor recaps one of the sweetest come-backs in a while, and The Quickening's potential effects on the injured reserve list

Listen to my pithy plea

Post LA game we check in with the High Priest (via spotty astral plane connection) as we approach the quarter-mark of the young season

We check in with the Deacon of Donuts after a bitter loss in Carolina after 3 in 4. 

Holding off the Visigoths... 

As we settle in prior to the start of the regular season tomorrow night, we discuss songs, sages, and scandal.

We check in with the High Priest as we ease into training camp

We don't preview the draft. We just want that much to be clear. 

It was a great season, can't lie about that. 

With the Oilers headed to Denver to face The Avs in the Western Conference Final, we check in on all things holy and sacred with your favorite zealot, The High Priest of Oilers Magic

Para bailar La Bamba Para bailar La Bamba Se necessita una poca de gracia Una poca de gracia Para mi, para ti, ay arriba, ay arriba Ay, arriba arriba Por ti sere, por ti sere, por ti sere

The Flames seem out of sorts after surrendering a 2-1 series lead to the Oilers... will we see Calgary play as we expected? If so, this is still a series. We delve into that and more with the High Priest of Oilers magic

1-1 and back to home ice...

We check in with Oilers magic prior to the start of perhaps the biggest playoff series in a looooooong time, lovelies.  Keep the esprit de corps strong, and don't freak out.  it's gonna be big. 

Keep the faith, lovelies. And hold on.

It's do or die time for the Oilers, and the High Priest has lofty hopes for the next two games. We delve into the story for Game 6 and so much more on tonight's spine-tingling episode. 

We seek answers after the Kings tie the series up 2-2. 

With the Oilers up 2-1 and the LA Kings ostensibly at their wits end, we discuss the state of the world with the first round in full swing. 

Ask yourself: what has a King or Queen done for you lately? Is it finally time to turn the page on this historical abomination? The people of Los Angeles call for representative governance, and with their 6-0 victory tonight, the Oilers forces are about to bear down on that great metropolis, crying out "Freedom! Freedom", carrying the hopes of a generation with them. We delve into all the psychic consequences with the High Priest of Oilers Magic.

We check in prior to the puck drop against LA tomorrow for Game 1 of the Playoffs

After vanquishing the Vegas Golden Knight's playoff hopes in a stunning matinee performance, the Oilers and the Dynasty are settling in for the final halted breaths of a regular season now lurching towards it's denouement.  Bring on the Playoffs, Already.  Seriously. 

After a tough week going 1-2-1, followed by a joke game against Arizona, the Oilers prevail in the shootout against the Kings. We check in on the next steps (and the next steppes) with the High Priest. 

After a 5-0 homestand, we check in on the poor refereeing being done out in Denver

With apologies to Jimmy, and for that matter Jeff, Carter

After eking out a point against the Hawks, we dive in with the mystic himself.

Jay Woodcroft and co. have massaged the tired muscles of the team and fanbase to perfection, en route to a 4-0 record so far as head coach / masseur

Honeymoon or no honeymoon? Is the future of the past now?

Things look dire for our heroes after a 6-0 loss against the Dynasty of the Sun™

After a soul-crushing loss to the Senators, we check in and ask the big questions.

The Secret Professor and the High Priest of Oilers Magic discuss the reports surrounding Kane and openly consider whether this means the end

We discuss all things Oilers after they ended their winless skid with 2 wins going into an unplanned holiday break

0-5 and still alive. We delve into the many conflagrations and more with the highest student of sacred lore, the High Priest of Oilers Magic

After dropping their last three games, we discuss what might help the Oilers break out of their current mini-duldrum

We check in after the Oilers hang on in Vegas and discuss 2 on 1's, the new third and fourth lines, the unique brand of goaltending we currently possess, and how the young defense is holding up. 

We discuss the Oilers recent road trip, their two home wins since, and all things surrounding recent injuries and callups 

A new age is upon us lovelies. Embrace them. Embrace your Edmonton Oilers, and their legendary Captain, Sir Connor McDavid