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Hapless Heroes

by Hapless Heroes

Leisure

A D&D 5th edition podcast featuring rotating DMs, homebrewed campaigns, and some rather unlucky players. New episodes released weekly!

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Episodes

  1. S2E135 - First Contact - Finale

    The conclusion of our heroes journey, and the beginning of something more... Follow us on the internet and join our Discord community! Links can be found on our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/haplessheroes

  2. S2E134 - First Contact - Part 8

    Just don't cause a scene... Follow us on the internet and join our Discord community! Links can be found on our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/haplessheroes

  3. S2E133 - First Contact - Part 7

    It's a parlay partay! Follow us on the internet and join our Discord community! Links can be found on our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/haplessheroes

  4. S2E132 - First Contact - Part 6

    Will the crew of the Astrid Too be willing to commit war crimes? Follow us on the internet and join our Discord community! Links can be found on our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/haplessheroes

  5. S2E131 - First Contact - Part 5

    Satellites crumple as our heroes rumble in orbit! Follow us on the internet and join our Discord community! Links can be found on our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/haplessheroes

  6. S2E130 - First Contact - Part 4

    Threats escalate to planetary proportions... Follow us on the internet and join our Discord community! Links can be found on our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/haplessheroes

  7. S2E129 - First Contact - Part 3

    The party remains split but the tension intensifies this week! Follow us on the internet and join our Discord community! Links can be found on our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/haplessheroes

  8. S2E128 - First Contact - Part 2

    Familiar threats and a leap of faith lead to tension... Follow us on the internet and join our Discord community! Links can be found on our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/haplessheroes

  9. S2E127 - First Contact - Part 1

    An object approaches and the party enacts "non-emergency" protocols... Follow us on the internet and join our Discord community! Links can be found on our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/haplessheroes

  10. S2E126 - Long Live the Hapless Heroes

    Alibis get tangled and a new wrinkle emerges as our party juggles family and infamy... Follow us on the internet and join our Discord community! Links can be found on our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/haplessheroes

  11. S2E125 - Recollection

    To recall or not to recall, that is the question... Follow us on the internet and join our Discord community! Links can be found on our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/haplessheroes

  12. S2E124 - Reunions

    Families are reunited and the Concordian authorities take some accountability... Follow us on the internet and join our Discord community! Links can be found on our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/haplessheroes

  13. S2E123 - Snitches and Splitses

    Secrets are hard, especially when the party splits... Follow us on the internet and join our Discord community! Links can be found on our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/haplessheroes

  14. S2E122 - Planet of the Hadozee

    After a rough landing, the party arrives in Two Cork City and Choom seeks out an old friend for some help... Follow us on the internet and join our Discord community! Links can be found on our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/haplessheroes

  15. S2E121 - Planet Surfing

    How hard can it be to sneak onto a planet? Follow us on the internet and join our Discord community! Links can be found on our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/haplessheroes

  16. S2E120 - Considering the Consequences (For Once)

    As our heroes arrive at their home system once more, they make their final preparations and express concerns for what comes next... Follow us on the internet and join our Discord community! Links can be found on our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/haplessheroes

  17. S2E119 - The Secretary

    The Concordia Crew attempt to make their way through the new launch facility by impersonating a government official. What could possibly go wrong? Follow us on the internet and join our Discord community! Links can be found on our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/haplessheroes

  18. S2E118 - Break Out to Break In

    Some time ago, on a planet far far away, a daring escape is made... Follow us on the internet and join our Discord community! Links can be found on our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/haplessheroes

  19. S2E117 - Can I Offer You An Egg?

    A space car is assembled and another problem emerges aboard the SS Astrid Too... Follow us on the internet and join our Discord community! Links can be found on our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/haplessheroes

  20. S2E116 - Family...Matters

    This week, our heroes hear M4rch's story and debate...first contact or no contact? Follow us on the internet and join our Discord community! Links can be found on our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/haplessheroes

  21. S2E115 - S33KR

    We're sick of being sought... Follow us on the internet and join our Discord community! Links can be found on our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/haplessheroes

  22. S2E114 - A Totally Normal Week In Space

    Nothing ever happens... Follow us on the internet and join our Discord community! Links can be found on our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/haplessheroes

  23. S2E113 - The Home We Have at Home

    Our party checks in on their home away from home... Follow us on the internet and join our Discord community! Links can be found on our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/haplessheroes

  24. S2E112 - Homeward Bound

    Our heroes finally set their sights on returning to their home planet, but need to make a quick stop first... Follow us on the internet and join our Discord community! Links can be found on our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/haplessheroes

  25. S2E111 - Tears of the Cradle - Final

    The gang collects Lev and drops off their special cargo... Follow us on the internet and join our Discord community! Links can be found on our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/haplessheroes

  26. S2E110 - Tears of the Cradle - Part 16

    Another day, another interrogation... Follow us on the internet and join our Discord community! Links can be found on our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/haplessheroes

  27. S2E109 - Tears of the Cradle - Part 15

    The gang tries to de-escalate as another pair of ships head their way... Follow us on the internet and join our Discord community! Links can be found on our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/haplessheroes

  28. S2E108 - Tears of the Cradle - Part 14

    Chaos ensues as the gang loses control of the situation aboard their ship... Follow us on the internet and join our Discord community! Links can be found on our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/haplessheroes

  29. S2E107 - Tears of the Cradle - Part 13

    Suspicions intensify aboard the Astrid Too as these 'authorities' are not what they seem... Follow us on the internet and join our Discord community! Links can be found on our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/haplessheroes

  30. S2E106 - Tears of the Cradle - Part 12

    Happy New Year! We return to our party as a pair of unidentified ships attempt to intercept them as they try to leave the Pittance system... Follow us on the internet and join our Discord community! Links can be found on our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/haplessheroes

  31. S2E105 - Tears of the Cradle - Part 11

    Let them...cook? Follow us on the internet and join our Discord community! Links can be found on our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/haplessheroes

  32. S2E104 - Tears of the Cradle - Part 10

    The episode that will henceforth be referred to as containing "the flute incident"... Follow us on the internet and join our Discord community! Links can be found on our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/haplessheroes

  33. S2E103 - Tears of the Cradle - Part 9

    Don't be suspicious, don't be suspicious... Follow us on the internet and join our Discord community! Links can be found on our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/haplessheroes

  34. S2E102 - Tears of the Cradle - Part 8

    Brew emerges from his meditation and the rest of the party begin negotiations with their new...guests. Follow us on the internet and join our Discord community! Links can be found on our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/haplessheroes

  35. S2E101 - Tears of the Cradle - Part 7

    Cargo acquired, but one of these things is not like the other... Follow us on the internet and join our Discord community! Links can be found on our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/haplessheroes

  36. S2E100 - Tears of the Cradle - Part 6

    A roadside encounter and a star with a nasty cough add more peril to our party's journey... Follow us on the internet and join our Discord community! Links can be found on our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/haplessheroes

  37. S2E99 - Tears of the Cradle - Part 5

    Things get a bit foggy this week as our heroes battle pollution and other unknown dangers... Follow us on the internet and join our Discord community! Links can be found on our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/haplessheroes

  38. S2E98 - Tears of the Cradle - Part 4

    Gotta take pollution down to zero, this week! Follow us on the internet and join our Discord community! Links can be found on our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/haplessheroes

  39. S2E97 - Tears of the Cradle - Part 3

    An obstacle blocks the road to the prison complex on ROI-2235 and our heroes attempt to clear a path... Follow us on the internet and join our Discord community! Links can be found on our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/haplessheroes

  40. S2E96 - Tears of the Cradle - Part 2

    First impressions were never our strong suit... Follow us on the internet and join our Discord community! Links can be found on our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/haplessheroes

  41. S2E95 - Tears of the Cradle - Part 1

    The mission begins as the party arrives in the Pittance system within AstralTech's space... Follow us on the internet and join our Discord community! Links can be found on our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/haplessheroes

  42. S2E94 - Nanobots In Disguise - Part 2

    A lone bot threatens Choom and the gang steps in to save their pilot... Follow us on the internet and join our Discord community! Links can be found on our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/haplessheroes

  43. S2E93 - Nanobots In Disguise - Part 1

    An encounter in the Astral Sea is more than meets the eye... Follow us on the internet and join our Discord community! Links can be found on our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/haplessheroes

  44. S2E92 - 2 Astrid Too Furious

    As the crew of the SS Astrid Too make their journey towards AstralTech space, they are interrupted by an encounter with a familiar entity... Follow us on the internet and join our Discord community! Links can be found on our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/haplessheroes

  45. S2E91 - Some Strings Attached

    As Lou assumes the HHDM mantle for the first time, the party learns that nothing good ever truly comes for free... Follow us on the internet and join our Discord community! Links can be found on our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/haplessheroes

  46. S2E90 - Dinner With Death Dissolves All Debts

    Our dinner date with Death gets more interesting as Choom attempts to negotiate with the wealthiest being in the universe... Follow us on the internet and join our Discord community! Links can be found on our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/haplessheroes

  47. S2E89 - Never Meet Your "Heroes"

    The dust settles and the gang gets ready for a fancy dinner...and some answers. Follow us on the internet and join our Discord community! Links can be found on our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/haplessheroes

  48. S2E88 - The Grand Ball Terminale - Part 8

    The gang hopes for some divine intervention in their battle against the monstrous Margravene... Follow us on the internet and join our Discord community! Links can be found on our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/haplessheroes

  49. S2E87 - The Grand Ball Terminale - Part 7

    One big obstacle remains between the party and their (hopeful) salvation... Follow us on the internet and join our Discord community! Links can be found on our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/haplessheroes

  50. Lore Square: The Shape of Gobblini

    In this FREE bonus episode, our Four Corners (Francesco, Lou, Nicole, and Sebastian) look upon the recently created Gobblini species and build out their traits and lore in real time. This series will be continuing for patrons only on our Patreon bonus content feed which you can find by going to…

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About this show

A D&D 5th edition podcast featuring rotating DMs, homebrewed campaigns, and some rather unlucky players. New episodes released weekly!

Hosted by

Hapless Heroes

Categories

Leisure Comedy Improv

Frequently asked questions

How many episodes does Hapless Heroes have?

Hapless Heroes has 462 episodes on PodParley. The most recent episode was published on August 3, 2026.

What is Hapless Heroes about?

A D&D 5th edition podcast featuring rotating DMs, homebrewed campaigns, and some rather unlucky players. New episodes released weekly!

How often does Hapless Heroes release new episodes?

Hapless Heroes publishes weekly, based on its 462 episodes since October 2016.

Who hosts Hapless Heroes?

Hapless Heroes is created and hosted by Hapless Heroes.
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