Episodes
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Happily NEVER After: Murder She Baked: A Chocolate Chip Cookie Mystery, ep. 42
Does your life feel more like a true crime drama than a Hallmark romance? Us too. And with all of this quarantining, mark our words... Snapped is going to have A LOT of content to pull from. With that in mind, Happily NEVER After is taking a sharp left into the Hallmark Movies and Mysteries…
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Happily NEVER After: In the Key of Love, ep. 41
Y'all...we are back with another episode after a long break! This one is a special request before we kick off our holiday season... So my good friend asked us to recap In the Key of Love starring Laura Osnes and Scott Michael Foster. Never heard of them? Not surprised. Maggie (Osnes) abandons her...
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Happily NEVER After: Bottled With Love, ep.40
We're back with episode 40! Bethany Joy Lenz and my main man, Andrew Walker, return to the Hallmark silver screen for Bottled With Love! Abbey is the totally non-Hallmark-typical type A control freak with a high powered marketing job who's got to deal with her boss's prodigal son, Nick, who…
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Happily NEVER After: Flip That Romance, ep. 39
NEW EP! It's Spring Fever, y'all and HNA is bringing you Flip That Romance with Julie Gonzalo and Tyler Hynes. Jules Briggs and Lance Waddell used to be a thing...two years ago...until their flip project went flop and Lance ran for the Portland, OR hills in search of solo fame and fortune as a......
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Happily NEVER After: Love, Romance and Chocolate, ep. 38 feat. Drew Current
Welcome to Bruges where the players play, and they ride on them gondolas everydayyy... OK, perhaps not. This is a Lacey Chabert joint, after all. Join your fave hosts and our super special guest, the super lovable Drew Current (@drewbutwithpants), producer of Lifetime Uncorked, as we try our best...
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Happily NEVER After: Hailey Dean Mysteries w/ Chad Lowe, ep. 37
We're baaaaaack! And as promised, our first ep back from the break is a three movie mystery series starring Life Goes On stars, Kellie Martin and Chad Lowe. We know...you can barely contain your excitement either!!Hailey Dean is an ex-DA turned therapist who sees no patients, but still moonlights...
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Happily NEVER After: A Christmas Prince: The Royal Wedding, ep. 36
So, y'all, we couldn't say we got through Christmas 2018 without bringing you our very special recap of the Netflix sequel, A Christmas Prince: The Royal Wedding. Amber (ugh yes, that's still her name) and Richard are back to not only get married but save the Aldovian kingdom from financial ruin....
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Happily NEVER After: Welcome to Christmas, ep. 35
On the 8th day of HNA Christmas, Hallmark gives us a movie where the townspeople of struggling Christmas, CO (yep, Christmas is the name of the town) basically work day in and day out over the course of several days to keep a female ski resort exec from Denver trapped in their town so they can...
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Happily NEVER After: Northern Lights of Christmas, ep. 34
HNA's 7th day of Christmas brings you Ashley Williams as airline pilot turned Alaska ranch owner Zoey Hathaway in the Northern Lights of Christmas! Y'all, Ashley has done A LOT of TV Christmas movies by now, but she takes cooky optimism to a whole other level in this one. Whatever happy dust…
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Happily NEVER After: Mingle All the Way, ep. 33
The 6th day of HNA Christmas brings you Mingle All the Way! Get your techy hats on y'all because Hallmark takes us into the very complicated - and super hard for your accountant mom to understand - world of (gasp) dating apps. The perky and delightful Jen Lilley plays Molly Hoffman, creator of a...
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Happily NEVER After: A Shoe Addict's Christmas, ep. 32
On the 5th day of Christmas, HNA gave to me some flashbacks and CCB...! OK, here we go with A Shoe Addict's Christmas, people. This was a highly anticipated 2018 holiday movie as it features one of the Hallmark queens herself, Candace Cameron-Bure as Noelle (yep, in a Christmas movie), a…
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Happily NEVER After: Christmas at the Palace, ep. 31
On the 4th day of HNA Christmas, Regan and Robyn bring to thee an ice skating royal movieeeee! Bring it on down to Sansanova, y'all where the king is smokin' hot and the ice skating is luke warm, at best. Christmas at the Palace stars Merritt Patterson as Katie, a long since retired figure skater...
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Happily NEVER After: It’s Christmas, Eve!, ep. 30
For our 3rd day of HNA Christmas, we’re bringing you It’s Christmas, Eve! LeAnn Rimes (yep, same one you’re thinking of) plays the title character, Eve, a no-nonsense temporary school superintendent who’s used to breezing into town, cutting budgets and taking names. Until this latest assignment...
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Happily NEVER After: Christmas at Pemberley Manor, ep. 29
Our 2nd day of HNA Christmas brings us to Hallmark's Christmas at Pemberley Manor! Jessica Lowndes plays Elizabeth Bennett and Mark Rady is Mr. William Darcy, himself. Don't be fooled, though, people... The actual congruence to anything Jane Austin-related here is completely non-existent. If you...
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Happily NEVER After: Christmas at Graceland, ep. 28
Welcome to Memphis, y'all, where it's Christmas and the CGI snow is brimming! Episode 28 is LIVE and our first Hallmark Christmas episode of our 12 Days of Christmas! Our first pick is Christmas at Graceland with Kellie Pickler and Wes Brown. You guys remember Kellie from American Idol, right?…
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Our "Why": The Happily NEVER After Pod Mission
Why do we do what we do? How did this thing get started? What is important to us about watching these crazy movies and sharing our views? How are we the same and what makes us different than other podcasts that deliver similar content? All of these questions and more will be answered when you...
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Happily NEVER After: BONUS Ep! Falling For You
Have you ever lived in a small town that had it's own radio station? Did you ever need to save that radio station by having a bachelor bake-off? Did you then happen upon a new-in-town bachelor that couldn't bake but who was also willing to enter that bake-off with an excitingly delicious vanilla...
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Happily NEVER After: All Of My Heart (the series), ep. 25
Episode 25 is out! Y’all... the doc and I are so tired right now in our lives for so many reasons, and one of them most certainly has to do with getting behind 3 of these movies to spit out one (albeit fab) pod episode. The All of My Heart series is most def a #Hallmarkie fave and so we could not...
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Happily NEVER After: Truly, Madly, Sweetly, ep. 24
Every now and then when the cosmos align perfectly, your dearly departed cupcake truck customer leaves you a garage...err, carriage house... behind a used-to-be bakery in the heart of a major metropolitan city. The other part of this super realistic fantasy is that she left the attached bakery to...
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Happily NEVER After: Along Came A Nanny, ep. 23
We’re back with episode 23! We took a left turn into Hallmark Murders & Mysteries on this one, but don’t worry – they found a way to weave plenty of romance with these robberies and aggravated assaults into Along Came a Nanny. The effervescent Cameron Mathison plays Mike Logan, a fun-loving...
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Happily NEVER After: Bridal Wave, ep. 22
Yes, yes, ya'll... It's ep 22 of Happily NEVER After! It's still the #summerofbadtitles and we're bringing you Bridal Wave with none other than the delicious pairing of Andrew Walker and Arielle Kebbel. Georgie is a rhinoplasty nurse who is about to marry her super vanilla, rhinoplasty surgeon...
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Happily NEVER After: Accidentally Engaged, ep. 21
There’s no time like the present to kick off our #summerofbadtitles with a recap of Accidentally Engaged! This very 90s feeling 2016 release stars Lexi Giovagnoli and Brant Daugherty as two “actors” who embark upon the most unrealistically happenstance romance any of us has ever seen. Clarissa is…
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Happily NEVER After: The Perfect Bride: Wedding Bells, ep. 20
Alright HNA fans, episode 20 caps off our take on Hallmark June weddings because, frankly, two of these was all we could take. The Perfect Bride: Wedding Bells is the sequel/finale to what we can only guess was it's riveting prequel, The Perfect Bride - not sure, we didn't bother to watch it....
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Happily NEVER After: Love at First Dance, ep. 19
Yay! @happilyneverafter is back in full effect! For episode 19, we are bringing you Love at First Dance from the June Weddings series! Becca Tobin, from the late (and not as great) Glee seasons, plays rejection-fatigued dance instructor, Hope Maze and Niall Matter, of other Hallmark pursuits, is...
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Happily NEVER After: The Dater's Handbook, ep. 18
Heeeeyyyyy… Bringing you episode 18 of @happilyneverafter! Wanna watch a one more movie where Hallmark tries to convince us that Meghan Markle is full Caucasian? If so, then you are going to LOVE our recap of The Dater’s Handbook, starring the Duchess of Sussex herself! Cassandra Brand, self-made...
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Happily NEVER After: My Summer Prince, ep.17
We are staying on this #Markle train with episode 17 of @happilyNEVERafter with My Summer Prince! When you’re a PR assistant with a dragonlady for a boss, the best thing you can really hope for is… No, not to find a new job with improved chances for upward mobility. You are simply hanging out...
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Happily NEVER After: Once Upon A Prince, ep. 16
Happily NEVER After is back with episode 16! What can I say about this movie? Sometimes you’re having a bad day, get a flat tire and a prince stops to help you change it. After that, at his sage Black valet’s chagrin, prince Nate excitedly volunteers to work (seemingly for free) at your family’s...
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Happily NEVER After: Royal Matchmaker, ep. 15
Hey, hey… episode 15 is live! We kicked The Sweetest Heart to the curb for the #Markleseason celebration that is the movie Royal Matchmaker. (Bethany) Joy Lenz – seems she’s also kicked her first name to the curb – is celebrity matchmaker Kate Gleason who has been sought out by the kingdom…
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Happily NEVER After: When Sparks Fly, Ep. 14
Like we said, people, it’s #Markleseason so we’re letting it rip with When Sparks Fly, starring the soon-to-be-duchess herself as Chicago newspaper writer Amy Peterson. It’s pretty shocking to find out that after seven years of being away from your hometown, your BFF is marrying your old super...
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Happily NEVER After: Love on Ice, ep. 13
We’re baaaaaack!!! After what feels like AGES, we are psyched to bring you episode 13 of Happily NEVER After! As promised, our latest recap is the North Carolina Hallmark fave, Love On Ice. Why a state that barely sees snow has hitched its wagon to a movie about figure skating in sub zero…
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Happily NEVER After: Very, Very Valentine, ep. 12
Are you a mid-30s professional with a fine AF best friend that you are secretly in love with and who is also secretly in love with you? Do you enjoy masquerade balls, but only if you have three months notice to attend? Have you donated money to your local botanical gardens lately?? Do you even…
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Happily NEVER After: My Secret Valentine, ep.11
Come along on a journey with us to a vineyard in the Oregon countryside where Chloe, neglectful daughter to a loving, but oddly dismissive, father and an overly confident country boy, turned New York city boy, turned back to country boy named Seth fall in love – but not into a marriage, thank...
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Happily NEVER After: The Hallmark Formula, ep. 10
For our landmark 10th episode we're taking a break from recapping and having a detailed, and fiercely opinionated, chat about what we call The Hallmark Formula. With the help of a couple of fun articles and videos we found on the interwebs, we discuss the key elements of these movies that have…
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Happily NEVER After: Frozen in Love, ep. 9
Welcome to our Hallmark movie podcast where a friend and I watch one of these ridiculous movies, get together and proceed to dismantle them trope by trope and stereotype upon stereotype...until there is nothing left. Oh, while we drink. This time, we bring you Frozen in Love to close out our...
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Happily NEVER After: Love on the Slopes, ep.8
Welcome to our Hallmark movie podcast where a friend and I watch one of these ridiculous movies, get together and proceed to dismantle them trope by trope and stereotype upon stereotype...until there is nothing left. Oh, while we drink. We are coming in hot with our first Hallmark Winterfest…
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Happily NEVER After: A Christmas Prince, Ep.7
Welcome to our Hallmark Holiday podcast where a friend and I watch one of these ridiculous movies, get together and proceed to dismantle them trope by trope and stereotype upon stereotype...until there is nothing left. Oh, while we drink.If you haven’t heard of A Christmas Prince on Netflix,...
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Happily NEVER After: Christmas Belle, Ep. 6
Welcome to our Hallmark Holiday podcast where a friend and I watch one of these ridiculous movies, get together and proceed to dismantle them trope by trope and stereotype upon stereotype...until there is nothing left. Oh, while we drink. Christmas Belle stars Haylie Duff and Nicholas Gonzalez....
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Happily NEVER After: A Bride for Christmas, Ep. 5
Welcome to our Hallmark Holiday podcast where a friend and I watch one of these ridiculous movies, get together and proceed to dismantle them trope by trope and stereotype upon stereotype...until there is nothing left. Oh, while we drink. A Bride for Christmas stars two Hallmark circuit regulars…
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Happily NEVER After: The Flight Before Christmas, Ep.4
Welcome to our Hallmark Holiday podcast where a friend and I watch one of these ridiculous movies, get together and proceed to dismantle them trope by trope and stereotype upon stereotype...until there is nothing left. Oh, while we drink. Our newest episode brings it on down to Frumptown with…
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Happily NEVER After: Holiday in Handcuffs, Ep. 3
Welcome to our Hallmark Holiday podcast where a friend and I watch one of these ridiculous movies, get together and proceed to dismantle them trope by trope and stereotype upon stereotype...until there is nothing left. Oh, while we drink. In this episode, The Doctor and I are taking you back to...
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Happily NEVER After: Broadcasting Christmas, Ep 2
Welcome to our Hallmark Holiday podcast where a friend and I watch one of these ridiculous movies, get together and proceed to dismantle them trope by trope and stereotype upon stereotype...until there is nothing left. Oh, while we drink. In this episode, I'm back with the lovely Dr. Robyn as we...
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Happily NEVER After: Hitched for the Holidays, Ep 1
Welcome to our Hallmark Holiday podcast where a friend and I watch one of these ridiculous movies, get together and proceed to dismantle them trope by trope and stereotype upon stereotype...until there is nothing left. Oh, while we drink. In this episode, my esteemed guest, Dr. Robyn, and I walk...