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HAPPY ENDINGS MASSAGECAST

by Happy Endings with Joy Eileen

THE MASSAGECAST WHERE THE GUESTS, GET NAKED, GET MASSAGED, AND GET TO TALK TO ME FOR AN HOUR. Mom, Massage Therapist, Author, Stand-up, comedy, comedian, mom comic

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Episodes

  1. Happy Endings Massagecast with Joy Eileen: Andrew Rose

    I found another old Massagecast This episode is with Andrew Rose a comedian I met at the Comedy Store. This episode was actually recorded at my chiropractors office.

  2. Happy Endings with Joy Eileen Massagecast: Al Bahmani

    I found some old massagecasts on a hard drive I thought I'd lost. This is Al B. he does many many jobs around LA for comedians. He was one of the first people I met when I started comedy.

  3. Happy Endings Massagecast: Carlisle Forrester

    This week Carlisle Forrester gets on the table. We talk about, her leaving her family to become an actress, becoming a comedian, and more

  4. Happy Endings Massagecast: Yoursie Thomas

    This week comedy store paid regular, Yoursie Thomas gets on the table. We talk about, comedy, kids, and more

  5. Happy Endings Massagecast: Jessie Johnson

    This week the newest member of the Kill Tony band, Jessie Johnson gets on the table. We talk about becoming a member of the Kill Tony band, playing the trumpet, college, improv, and more.

  6. Happy Endings Massagecast: Sam Lopez

    This week Sam Lopez gets on the table. We talk about her over seas nannying, comedy, and more

  7. Happy Endings Massagecast: Sarah Lawrence

    This week Australian Sarah Lawrence gets on the table. We talk about how she became a DJ, comedian, and so much more.

  8. Happy Endings Massagecast: Anna Valenzuela

    The second part of Stuart Thompson and Anna Valenzuela's couple massage. This time Anna gets on the table. We talk more about relationships, comedy, and more

  9. Happy Endings Massagecast: part 1 of Stuart Thompson and Anna Valenzuela

    This week is part one of Stuart Thompson and Anna Valenzuela's massages. I love when couples want to get massaged together. They both talk while I work. We talk about their relationship, Stuart does impersonations, and we just have fun

  10. Happy Endings Massagecast: Todd Walker

    This week Todd Walker saves the day. I had two people cancel, and Todd took the bullet. This is his first massage, and he was gassy.

  11. Happy Endings Massagecast: Paige Wesley

    This week the beautiful talented, Paige Wesley gets on the table. We have a blast talking about, roast battle, marriage, comedy, cults and more

  12. Happy Endings Massagecast: Martin Moreno

    This week Martin Moreno gets on the table. We talk about, going out of country for medical, shoulder surgery, poly amorous, relationships, Fluffy (Gabriel Iglesias) and more

  13. Happy Endings Massagecast: Frank Castillo

    This week, doorguy and roastbattle winner, Frank Castillo gets on the table. We talk about, bombing in front of him on Kill Tony, roast battle, his encounter with Louis CK, and more.

  14. Happy Endings Massagecast: Jessica Wellington

    This week the first female doorguy, Jessica Wellington gets on the table. We talk about, comedy, opening for famous comedians, the famous how to shave your beaver speech, and more

  15. Happy Endings Massagecast: Princess Cory

    Ending 2019 with a Princess. The gorgeous Princess Cory gets on the table. She talks about, how she got to LA, meeting Mitzi, marrying Freddy Soto, becoming a mom, and more

  16. Happy Endings Massagecast; Ari Mannis

    This week Ari Mannis gets on the massage table for some happy endings. We talk about, being a door guy, prostitutes in Mexico, happy endings, comedy, and more

  17. Happy Endings Massagecast; Ruby

    This week Ruby gets on the table. He's a former door guy at the comedy store. We talk about, him being mormon, escaping Mormonism, religion, and more

  18. Happy Endings Massagecast; Darius Bennett

    This episode Darius Bennet gets on the table. We talk about, acting, moving to LA, crazy women, amd more #thecomedystore #acting #crazywomen

  19. Happy Endings Massagecast; Mike Feeney

    Mike Feeney gets on the massage table this week. In this episode we talk about, traveling, marriage, comedy, first blow jobs, puking in puppies and more #mikefeeney #newyork #comedy

  20. Happy Endings Massagecast: JoeyGaynor

    This week Joey Gaynor gets on the table. We talk about, the good old days of comedy, music, and more.

  21. Happy Endings Massagecast; Lue Deck

    This week, Lue Deck gets on the table. We talk about the comedy store, the strike, and getting Mitzi Shore a star in Hollywood #mitzishore #thecomedystore #starofhollywood

  22. Happy Endings Massagecast: Jamie Kennedy

    Jamie Kennedy gets on the massage table . We talk about, his favorite massages, Happy Endings, movies, and more #jamiekennedy #massage #happyending

  23. Happy Endings Massagecast: Aidan Park

    This week Aidan Park gets on the table. We talk about, relationships, positive thinking, comedy, and more

  24. Happy Endings Massagecast: Hormoz Rashidi

    Hormoz Rashidi gets on the table. Mike Schmidt is under the table playing a prank on him, and I can't stop laughing. I wasn't sure if he wanted me to do something or not, so it was an odd massage

  25. Happy Endings Massagecast: Matt Kirshen

    This week on Happy Endings Massagecast Matt Kirshen gets on the table. We talk about Last Comic Standing, hecklers, and more. #lastcomicstanding #hecklers #ukcomic

  26. Happy Endings with Joy Eileen: ISMO

    This week ISMO gets on the table. We talk about his start in Finland, and what he enjoys in America

  27. Happy Ending with Joy Eileen: Jeffrey Baldinger

    This week Jeffrey Baldinger gets on the table. We talk about how he started playing piano, and fighting with crazy people on Venice Beach.

  28. Happy Endings with Joy Eileen: Matty Fontana

    This week Matty Fontana gets on the table. This is his first real massage, and I beat him up a little. Matty gets into story time where he explains what he thinks happens in an airplane bathroom. He also gives me his views on growing up in Boston, and other things.

  29. Happy Endings with Joy Eileen: Joel Jimenez Kill Tony

    This week Joel gets on the table. We talk about anxiety, Kill Tony, me being a bad mom, and more. Special thanks to Care By Design for sponsoring the CBD lotion #killtony #joelberg #massage

  30. Happy Endings with Joy Eileen: Justin Martindale

    This week Justin Martindale from E! What the Fashion gets on the table. He moans and groans, while we talk comedy and crazy stories that happened to us in Texas

  31. Happy Endings with Joy Eileen: Justin Martindale

    Justin Martindale from E! What the Fashion gets on the table. He moans and groaned. We compare Texas stories #MissingPerson #coldcase #texas

  32. Happy Endings with Joy Eileen: Pete Lee

    This week Pete Lee gets on the table. I opened up the face rest so you can get an even better view of his face while I torture him with my elbows. We talk about, moving to LA, Stand up, and more

  33. Happy Endings with Joy Eileen: Handren Seavey

    This week Handren Seavey gets on the table. We talk about, renovating a bus, being the youngest of three boys, skiing, comedy, and more

  34. Happy Endings with Joy Eileen: Mark Ellis

    This week Mark Ellis gets on the table. We talk about,

  35. Happy Ending with Joy Eileen: Steven Lolli

    This week Steven Lolli gets on the table. We talk about, dating, submissive women, toad gigs, touring with Mitch Hedberg, and more

  36. Happy Endings with Joy Eileen: Tokyo Kuntpunch

    This week I had Tokyo Kuntpunch on the table. We talk about her life as hooker, and her rap career. We get into having a relationship while in the business, and how being a hooker and being a massage therapist are very similar.Also, we get into how Kill Tony changed her life #hooker #rapper...

  37. Happy Endings with Joy Eileen: Ali Macofsky

    This week Ali Macofsky gets on the table The cameras weren't working so all audio. We talk about, tattoos, comedy, chat rooms , and more

  38. Happy Endings with Joy Eileen: Alex Hooper

    This week Alex Hooper gets on the table. The cameras weren't working so we are only audio this week. We will get him on again, soon. We talk about, pugs, comedy, being positive and more

  39. Happy Endings with Joy Eileen: Jack Jimminy

    This week Jack Jimminy gets on the table. We talk about, how he became a porn star, being a porn star, and more

  40. Happy Endings With Joy Eileen: Jon Huck Massage

    This week Jon Huck gets on the table. We talk about, dick sweat, massage therapists with three fingers, and more

  41. Happy Endings With Joy Eileen: Guam Felix

    This week Guam Felix gets on the table. We talk about, comedy, strip clubs, girls in prison and more

  42. Happy Endings with Joy Eileen: Eddie Furth

    This week @iameddiefurth gets on the table in the basement and gets naked in the middle of the massage @thecomedystore #massage #wrestling #wrestingref #basketball #serialkillers #historicalroasts #comedy #comedystore #caraccidents https://youtu.be/qAKGHf38Iwg

  43. Happy Endings with Joy Eileen: Steve Rannazzisi

    This week Steve Rannazzisi gets on the table. We are still working out some kinks so the audio has a lot of popping in it. I tried to remove most of it you may want to go watch this episode on Youtube

  44. Happy Endings with Joy Eileen: Lachlan Patterson

    This week Lachlan Patterson gets on the table. We talk about, parents, kids, comedy, surfing, and more

  45. Happy Endings with Joy Eileen: Abby Roberge

    This week Abby Roberge gets on the table. We talk about, growing up in a tepee, hare krishna, comedy, annoying noises, and more. We recorded this episode at the Comedy Store, there was some rough patches, but we'll work it out.

  46. Happy Endings with Joy Eileen: Lara Beitz

    This week Lara Beitz gets on the table. We talk about, bad road trips, water parks, and Lara having to pee

  47. Happy Endings with Joy Eileen: Ron Taylor

    This week Ron Taylor gets on the table. We talk about what isn't relaxing to him, what is relaxing (dirty girls and a lake) and much more!!!

  48. Happy Endings with Joy Eileen: Craig Conant

    This week Craig Cognant gets on the table. We talk about, opening for Chris D'Elia, dodgeball, toe thumbs, and more

  49. Happy Endings with Joy Eileen: Mother's Day Episode

    I massaged Erin over a year ago when she was pregnant with her now one year old daughter. I saved thos episode, thinking it would be a great mother's day episode. I wish I would have talked more about birth and being a mom, but here it is

  50. Happy Endings with Joy Eileen: Jeff Scott

    This week the legend Jeff Scott gets on the table. He talks about his 23 years of being the house piano player for The World Famous Comedy Store. He tells stories of the former owner Mitzi Shore (my hero) the ghosts that lurk in the hall, and more #comedystore #piano #ghosts

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

THE MASSAGECAST WHERE THE GUESTS, GET NAKED, GET MASSAGED, AND GET TO TALK TO ME FOR AN HOUR. Mom, Massage Therapist, Author, Stand-up, comedy, comedian, mom comic

HOSTED BY

Happy Endings with Joy Eileen

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