Happy Pizza Wonder Time ( HPWT )
by happypizzawondertime
Happy Pizza Wonder Time Edutainment Spectacular (with me, Roman SharkMissile and my significant other, Jazzo) is a hilarious journey into the dysfunctional inner workings of a really dumb guy's deteriorating brain. And yes, took me 5 tries to spell deteriorating. Come, enjoy!
Episodes
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ScremePie # 5 - St. Hellmo's Fire w/ Joe Rogan
This Hard R Friday on ScremePie ( Hell's # 1 Podcast) HELLMO becomes a Labubu and Joe Rogan joins us. Email ✉️ the show - [email protected] #labubu #horror #horrorcomedy #horrorpodcast #horrorcomedypodcast #scremepie #screampie #spooky #scary #funny #joerogan #jre #thejoeroganexperience...
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ScremePie # 4 - Graves in Toyland 🪦
On the weirdest episode yet of ScremePie (Hell's # 1 Podcast), the super scary strong Roman Santa Muerte and the demon who struggles to lift himself out of bed, Hellmo, take on a one of a kind humiliation ritual that's too good to pass up. Also, it's (toy) story time as we find out where Roman…
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ScremePie # 3 - Hard R FRiday the 13th(ft. NOT Seth Rogen)
On this Hard R FRiday episode of ScremePie (Hell's #1 Podcast) we are joined by (DEFINITELY not Seth Rogen as) Jason Voorhees for a SPECIAL culinary edition! We have been legally advised to mention the NEW AppleTV+ series The Studio starring Seth Rogen streaming NOW! #scremepie #screampie #horror...
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ScremePie # 2 - I Need Space 👽 🌕
On the second Burger King 🍔 👑 sponsored edition of ScremePie (Hell's number 1 Podcast) the probably too handsome Roman and the passable Hellmo welcome the Martian from Mars Attacks! to the show. Once again we legally have to say everything went well lol don't sue us you're so pretty haha 😂...
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ScremePie # 1 - Magik Mike
In the flagship episode of ScremePie ( Hell's # 1 Podcast), very cool and nice weinered host Roman Santa Muerte and adequately weinered demon Hellmo are joined by world famous boogeyman Michael Myers for a chat(urbate) and magic mushrooms. Legally we are required to say it went well. #scremepie...
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HPWT # 79 - It's Your Fault
Today I guilt trip you into this favor of edutainment; a lady gets atomic wedgie at Disney World, accepting blame, Walmart In Home delivery, Santa Claus terrorists, weddings & funerals e-mail the show here : [email protected] #happypizzawondertime #hpwt #hpwtpodcast...
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HPWT # 78 - Let's Give 'Em Pumpkin to Talk About
Today I carve you this gourd of edutainment; Mine & Jazzo's recent near death experience, *NSYNC, spooky songs, preferable deaths, if I dated Taylor Swift, Coach Prime, Philly looting, greatest fears & more e-mail the show : [email protected] #taylorswift #tswift #swifties…
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HPWT # 77 - Mustard Butt (w/ Steven Beamish)
Today Steven and I put all the fixins on this sub of edutainment; STDs, Bugs Bunny, conspiracies, Pixar, Meth, Marvel & DC losing their allure, prostitute/ hitman prices, Power Rangers, strip clubs, my bachelor party & Steven's cult As always you can e-mail the show here -...
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HPWT # 76 - Barry Obonka's Chocolate Factory
Today I submerge you into this chocolate river of edutainment with; Maui fires, Barack Obama's g*y imagination, Joe Biden, a re-branded Epstein Island, Hawaiian Punch guy vs. the Kool-Aid man, The Rock, Jason Momoa & more #maui #hawaii #mauifire #fire #hawaiifire #mauidisaster #barackobamagay...
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HPWT # 75 - Pee-wee's Traphouse
Today I run you over with this red bicycle of edutainment; Jason Aldean's "Try That in a Small Town", Pee-wee Herman & Angus Cloud, grocery stores, John Cena's voice, Lizzo, Girl dinner, Homies, Nate Diaz & more #jasonaldean #trythatinasmalltown #anguscloud #paulreubens #peeweeherman #johncena...
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HPWT # 74 - Adult Children
Today my sister joins me for a wild & shocking episode as we cover everything from performing wrestling moves as kids, electrocution, marriage, divorce, AOL, internet creeps, growing up too fast, addiction, therapy, escaping relationships, jail & trying to heal. Listener discretion advised.…
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HPWT # 73 - Antonio Embarassed
blah blah blah here's stuff; does not yawning make you a psychopath?, me & Al Pacino are now even, I make a Wes Anderson movie about Bill Murray dating Kelis, David Bowie & the Denver Nuggets' Coach Malone shakes his laffy taffy at the NBA Championship parade.
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HPWT # 72 - C*m Tribute Jubilee
Today I squeegee you toward a drain of edutainment with; Pete Davidson and the Multiverse of Centipete, being sad, Al Pacino is having a kid at 83 and Robert DeNiro's old guy party with Jack Nicholson, Sylvester Stallone, Paul McCartney, Jerry Seinfeld, Larry David and more #petedavidson #marvel...
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HPWT # 71 - The Hamburglar Tragedy
Here's today's serving of McEdutainment : Nikola Jokic and his hobbies, is LeBron James retiring?, the end of Succession and Barry, Shaq gets served, a tech millionaire uses his son for blood, plus the sad story of The Hamburglar, Grimace & the Philly Fanatic #nba #basketball #denvernuggets...
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HPWT # 70 - Still Bustin'
Today I am your tour guide in this museum of edutainment; Doing mushrooms at the MoMA, Robert DeNiro has a kid at 79, a woman kills her husband and makes a children's book about it, my weird nightmare, mass shootings, an Arby's employee found dead in the freezer, Jay-Z & more #moma...
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HPWT # 67 - It's the Future War, Morty!
Real life villains Jonathan Majors & Justin Roiland, Westside Connection, Adults vs Robots vs Kids in the Future War, my robot variant life & very serious breaking news. #podcast #jonathanmajors #mcu #marvel #rickandmorty #multiverse #happypizzawondertime #hpwt #romansharkmissile #comedy #robots...
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HPWT # 66 - Princess 2 Crunch
Today on Happy Pizza Wonder Time I open up my party hole of edutainment with; Macho Man Randy Savage, a lady with 2 v*gin*s, the Super Mario Bros Movie, the Dalai Lama, Dr. MLK & more #supermario #dalailama #wrestling #comedy #happypizzawondertime #hpwt
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HPWT # 65 - Keister Sunday
Today I present to you this pastel egg of edutainment; Easter, how to make church cool af, Jesus just wants to party, stupid lent sacrifices, the apocalypse, snitching on people in heaven, smelly priests, Dave Christ & more keep sending your dumb e-mails to: [email protected]
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HPWT # 64 - King of the Bloods
Today Jazzo & I sentence you to 163 years of edutainment with; the Barbie movie, Love is Blind, the Mexican tooth fairy, The Last Of Us muppet style, 3D sucks, Donald Trump in prison & more keep sending your stupid e-mails to: [email protected]
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HPWT # 63 - Bologna Pie
Today you win this lottery of edutainment with; Shannon Sharpe and Skip Bayless, Dana White in the clurrrb gettin' tipsy, a man gets a latex wife, nepo babies, winning the Mega Millions and grooming email the show - [email protected]
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HPWT # 62 - King of the Hobos
On this left behind episode, Jazzo and I leave you in this cent city of edutainment with; A story from my time in New York, Christmas, an Avatar The Way of Water review, Home Alone, 90's divorce movies and a vast array of hobo stories. email the show - [email protected]
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HPWT # 61 - Pullin' Crunch
Today I kick you down some stairs of edutainment with; a Halloween Ends review, a coming of age tale, getting caught wackin' it, Inspector Gadget and I explain what a crunch is ... for awhile. Email the show at: [email protected]
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HPWT # 60 - Peppy
Here on #InternationalPodcastDay I give you this mannequin of edutainment; The new #Netflix #Dahmer show, #TuaTagovailoa, #NFL, #PaddyPimblett, manliness, #BillHader, #JordanPeterson & I make an #a24 #pixar mashup
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HPWT # 59 - Livin' On the Edge
Today I cut you into pieces and store the parts in this deep freezer of edutainment; Hurricane Ian wants to know if you're gonna eat that?, DJ Khaled has no friends, horrifying train incident, a crew of Indian guys, Hugh Jackman is back and Tom Hanks is in a slump.
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HPWT # 58 - Take Two
Today's episode I stumble back in with; The Queen's funeral and allll of her secret lovers, Leonardo DiCaprio, butt washing technique, a Chinese boy gets revenge on his grandmother, Jerry Seinfeld is a model for whatever reason and the very uncomfortable topic of why the show was gone.
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HPWT # 57 - The Batman Episode
Today Zadok, Jazzo and I impale you with a batarang of edutainment with; The new Batman movie review, Batman rankings, Batman villains, what villains we would be, Ezra Miller, Kiss from a Rose, a Wonder Woman revelation, what if Bruce Wayne was poor, Zadok/ Batman's origins and more!
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HPWT # 56 - Luke Bryan Eats Johnny Depp's Jizz lol
Hey, whoa watch it pal you stepped all ova my edutainment ova hea; Luke Bryan got an episode of the podcast removed, the Johnny Depp trial and his very late 90's friends, Sonic the Hedgehog, Idris Elba sold weed, vintage Public Service Announcements, That's right, the world's most sophisticated...
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HPWT # 55 - Helping Will Cum
On today's Microdose I help you OD with this speedball of edutainment; Will Smith's punishment for slapping Chris Rock at the Oscars that involves Jerry Seinfeld, Mark Normand and Joe List, Will Smith's kink, Chris Rock's response and people that would've been funny to see Will slap.
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HPWT # 54 - The Beatles of Getting P***y
Today Jazzo & I give you penicillin for this very spreadable case of edutainment; Sam Elliott hates Power of the Dog, Robert Pattinson used to live with Andrew Garfield, Eddie Redmayne, Jamie Dornan & Charlie Cox, Tony Soprano, JazO weighs her bozangas, psycho kids and Migos join us.
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HPWT # 52 - Mental Health & Glory Holes
Dolocast today as I feed you a creampie of edutainment with; my crumbling mental health, proper bathroom etiquette, the invention of glory holes, a Finnish skiier freezes his penis & I tell the story of a doomed prostitute I lived with. e-mail the show: [email protected]
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HPWT # 51 - Sore Loser
On today's solo Microdose I begrudgingly edutain you with; Super Bowl fallout(UGH), Dr. Dre's BJ token, genitals as prizes & weapons & drugs, an adult film actor kills a guy and I tell a really stupid ecstasy story.
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HPWT # 50 - Valentime SupaBo Special
Jazzo ( and Jazzo's cough) are back & we edutain you with; the Winter Olympics suck, Valentine's Day, we reveal our embarassing secret relationship language, blood doping, stuffed animals and we make a HUGE bet on the Super Bowl
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HPWT # 49 - National Pizza Day
On today's microdose I sell you a brick of pure, uncut, Colombian edutainment with; Jack Harlow looks like the Burger King, Spiderman scores $mack from Fezco on euphoria, my favorite movie soundtracks
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HPWT # 48 - Anti-Load Movement
Today is a solo cholo cast, so I jab you in the ribs with a sharpened brush handle of edutainment with: Joe Rogan, Neil Young leaves Spotify, Kanye vs Pete Davidson, a whole Lotta rapper's c*m news featuring Drake's spicy load, who has the biggest Wang in Spider-Man, NFL playoffs, is Tom Brady...
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HPWT # 47 - Kyle, LeBron & The Sushihat Dolls
I'm back today in dinner for one mode & I squeeze a lemon of edutainment in your eyes with; Kyle Rittenhouse responds to LeBron James, Spotify Wrapped, Money Heist ( La Casa de Papel ), Frank Sinatra and "adult films". email the show - [email protected]
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HPWT # 46 - Dissociation Station
I don't even know, man.
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HPWT # 45 - Diet Murder
Hey you stupid baby, stop crying about your ex and listen to us edutain you with; Hot Cheetos have disappeared, we run down a list of cartoons Jazzo would bang, what scary thing we would try if there was a diet version of it and we reveal what's really at the bottom of the ocean. Seriously, dry...
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DEAD HOOKER IN A BARREL Preview: WAR MUPPETS
In this segment; Doug, Dave, Josh & Roman discuss the U.S. military making machine gun robodogs and the next logical extension of that (a dystopian Jim Henson infantry).
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HPWT # 44 - Eat My Asstro, World
Jazzo is back from exile and we help you boof some edutainment with; I'm fired up about Astro World, Travis Scott, Bill Burr, A$AP Rocky, a new kind of vagina and more
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HPWT # 43 - Dia de Los Dinos
Today I put you in some cement shoes of edutainment with; the true origins of Dia de los muertos, the ghost of Selena, La Bamba, I make you John Travolta, I am Cake Beckinsale & I recap my Halloween betrayal at The Frightmare Compound.
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HPWT # 42 - Cirqumcision du Soleil
I'm a sad clown today but I talk Jim Morrison, sad songs, clowns including; Pennywise, the Jokers, Ronald McDonald and more. Idk whatever. Continue to e-mail this stupid show [email protected]
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HPWT # 41 - The Shiny
On today's Microdose Jazzo and I lure you into the forrest and catch you in a bear trap of edutainment with; the new season of You, Joe Goldberg likes trashy broads, I break it to Jazzo that I'm a werewolf and I explain the plot of The Shining
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HPWT # 40 - We Finally Talk Pizza
Today Jazzo and I throw you in a brick oven of edutainment and set temp to 450 and bake you with; it took us 40 eps to talk about pizza some reason and we cover all bases, Colonel Sanders becomes Carnal Sanders, worst and best pizzas, pineapple on pizza, Lasagna's secret affair with pizza, Pizza...
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HPWT # 39 - The Beej Leblowski
Solo mission today as you and I fall asleep with cigarettes in our mouths and wake up to this house fire of edutainment; Alec Baldwin killed a gal and here's what Donald Trump has to say about it, movies Chris Farley could have been in, new friend of the show Cold Gunn and a modern take on The…
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HPWT # 38 - Lisa Frank
On today's Microdose Jazzo and I watch you run into a cliff side painted tunnel of edutainment with; broke meals, dog breeding, mixing up seahorses and shrimp and our really really good friends break donw how to steal from Walmart and Target
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HPWT # 37 - Laurie Chode
In this Microdose Smooth Jazz and I stuff you to the gills with this meatloaf of edutainment; we talk about Halloween Kills, Michael Myers nickname, nude murderers and we give voices to silent slashers
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HPWT # 36 - The Laundrie Did Itself lol
On today's micro-penis-dose Jazzo and I throw you off a cliff into some jagged rocks of edutainment with; Brian Laundrie's remains have been found, Alec Baldwin shoots a couple of people, Patrick Swayze, the ghost of Sam Elliott joins us and Jazzo poops.
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HPWT # 35 - The Vampire Episode
On today's Microdose Jazzo and I throw a plastic bag of edutainment over your head with; vampire movies, vampie music, Corey Feldman ( how he might somehow be my favorite actor and him being tortured by Marilyn Manson, worst vampires, Jazzo bleeds and chupacabras.
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HPWT # 34 - How I Joined a Cult
Back on Indigenous Peoples' Day with a King Size ep and it's a King Size story, holy f***. Angela Morel joins me to edutain you with; Iron Jacket ( Teypohs'weepehl ) takes Angela and everybody else on a crazy ride into his bizarre cult masquerading as spiritual guidance, bartender life, Golden...
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HPWT # 33 - Creepypastafazool
Today just you and I sit on a rocking chair on a nice Southern porch and feel the gentle breeze of edutainment with; I review The Rock's new song with Tech N9ne, Denzel Washington is a juggalo, Shawn Michaels' theme song, I make up creepypasta tales about King of the Hill, The Beatles, SpongeBob...
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Happy Pizza Wonder Time Edutainment Spectacular (with me, Roman SharkMissile and my significant other, Jazzo) is a hilarious journey into the dysfunctional inner workings of a really dumb guy's deteriorating brain. And yes, took me 5 tries to spell deteriorating. Come, enjoy!
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