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Harmless Phosphorescence
by Harmless Entertainment
Harmless Phosphorescence is your weekly superhero movie podcast where we watch every superhero movie ever made in chronological order and break them down for you while having a lot of fun.
Episodes
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The Matrix Reloaded
We're jacking back in and getting a loooot of lore dropped on us. It's The Matrix Reloaded this time on Harmless Phosphorescence! Support the show and get early access and exclusive content on Patreon! Watch us on YouTube! Buy some Merch!…
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The Matrix
Bullet time and trans allegories and wire-fu oh my! It's a big one this episode as we dive extra deep into one of the most important cultural moments of the last 30 years. It's The Matrix this time on Harmless Phosphorescence! Support the show and get early access and exclusive content on…
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Sonic the Hedgehog 3
These hedgehogs really get into some shenanigans! Like using their super sayin matrix powers to save the world and destroy the moon. Again, they are hedgehogs. We're watching Sonic the Hedgehog 3 this time on Harmless Phosphorescence! Support the show and get early access and exclusive content on...
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Sonic the Hedgehog 2
So, the Echidna has dreadlocks? Why does the fox have 2 tails? It's Sonic the Hedgehog 2 this time on Harmless Phosphorescence! Support the show and get early access and exclusive content on Patreon! Watch us on YouTube! Buy some Merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/attention-hellmart-shoppers...
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Sonic the Hedgehog
It's-a me, Sonic! We're starting a new mini-series by diving into something I know NOTHING about. It's Sonic the Hedgehog this time on Harmless Phosphorescence! Support the show and get early access and exclusive content on Patreon! Watch us on YouTube! Buy some Merch!...
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Joe Versus the Volcano
Two time Oscar winner Tom Hanks goes to a mildly racist island to commit suicide. We're watching Joe Vs the Volcano this time on Harmless Phosphorescence! Support the show and get early access and exclusive content on Patreon! Watch us on YouTube! Buy some Merch!...
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Barry Lyndon
What if Stanley Kubrick made a painting that moved? We're watching Barry Lyndon this time on Harmless Phosphorescence! Support the show and get early access and exclusive content on Patreon! Watch us on YouTube! Buy some Merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/attention-hellmart-shoppers Check…
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The Nice Guys
A couple of white guys failing upwards in the 70's. Ahhhh, America! We're watching The Nice Guys this time on Harmless Phosphorescence! Support the show and get early access and exclusive content on Patreon! Watch us on YouTube! Buy some Merch!...
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The Blues Brothers
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're doing a podcast. We're watching The Blues Brothers this time on Harmless Phosphorescence! *NOTE: Due to some unforseen circumstances we have not yet begun the new mini-series announced at the…
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Cats
I want my money back, not a single one of these cats loved lasagna or hated Mondays. We're watching the 2019 disaster Cats this time on Harmless Phosphorescence! Support the show and get early access and exclusive content on Patreon! Watch us on YouTube! Buy some Merch!...
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Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
What if we played a bunch of Beatles songs, but just a little bit worse than the way The Beatles played them? We're watching the Bee Gees at the height of either their cocaine use or their hubris. Or both. It's Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band this time on Harmless Phosphorescence! Support…
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All That Jazz
Bye bye life! I can't make you a great podcast, but I can make you a better podcast. It's the 70's and Bob Fosse is thinking about death and dancing. We're watching All That Jazz this time on Harmless Phosphorescence! Support the show and get early access and exclusive content on Patreon! Watch…
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Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Podcasts move pretty fast. If you don't stop and listen to them once in a while you just might miss them. We're watching Ferris Bueller's Day Off this time on Harmless Phosphorescence! Support the show and get early access and exclusive content on Patreon! Watch us on YouTube! Buy some Merch!...
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Planet of the Apes
You maniacs! You blew it up!. We're continuing our mini-series of movies that inspired band names and watching Planet of the Apes this time on Harmless Phosphorescence! Support the show and get early access and exclusive content on Patreon! Watch us on YouTube! Buy some Merch!...
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My Bloody Valentine
It's 1981 and you're in a small Canadian town that is really into murders, mining, and Valentines Day. We're continuing our mini-series of monies that inspired band names and watching My Bloody Valentine this time on Holiday Phosphorescence! Support the show and get early access and exclusive...
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The Might Be Giants
Who am I to say that George C Scott isn't Sherlock Holmes? It's the start of a new mini series as we talk about movies that inspired the names of bands. We're watching They Might Be Giants this time on Holiday Phosphorescence! Support the show and get early access and exclusive content on…
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The Toxic Avenger 2025
We're heading back to Tromaville, but is it all a little too polished? We're watching The Toxic Avenger reboot this time on Harmless Phosphorescence! Support the show and get early access and exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/harmlessentertainment...
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The Fantastic Four: First Steps
Finally, Pedro Pascal is getting some work. We're watching The Fantastic Four: First Steps this time on Harmless Phosphorescence! Support the show and get early access and exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/harmlessentertainment...
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Superman 2025
What are all these colors doing in my DC movie? They rebooted the universe and made a brand new Superman on Harmless Phosphorescence! Support the show and get early access and exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/harmlessentertainment...
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Thunderbolts*
What if depression was the big bad and we hugged it to death? We're watching thunderbolts* on Harmless Phosphorescence! Support the show and get early access and exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/harmlessentertainment https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEDmdtUAW_pJYCJfaZV7Unw/live...
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Captain America: Brave New World
It's 2025 and America still isn't ready for a Red Hulk. We're watching Captain America: Brave New World on Harmless Phosphorescence! Support the show and get early access and exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/harmlessentertainment...
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Don't Look Up
It's depressing, but it's funny. We're watching Don't Look Up this time on Holiday Phosphorescence! Support the show and get early access and exclusive content on Patreon! Watch us on YouTube! Buy some Merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/attention-hellmart-shoppers Check out Executive…
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The Happening
Trees. Yep. It's trees. I'm spoiling M. Night Shyamalan's 2008 disaster The Happening this time on Harmless Phosphorescence! Support the show and get early access and exclusive content on Patreon! Watch us on YouTube! Buy some Merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/attention-hellmart-shoppers...
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I'll Be Home For Christmas
It's 1998 and the second hottest boy on Home Improvement is starring in I'll Be Home For Christmas this time on Holiday Phosphorescence! Support the show and get early access and exclusive content on Patreon! Watch us on YouTube! Buy some Merch!...
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Krampus
You better watch out, we're watching Krampus this time on Holiday Phosphorescence! Support the show and get early access and exclusive content on Patreon! Watch us on YouTube! Buy some Merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/attention-hellmart-shoppers Check out Executive Producer Michael...
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The Polar Express
We're going off the rails on a crazy train! It's The Polar Express this time on Harmless Phosphorescence! Support the show and get early access and exclusive content on Patreon! Watch us on YouTube! Buy some Merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/attention-hellmart-shoppers Check out Executive...
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Hot Frosty
We did Stanley Kubrick last week. This week, it's basically the same. We're watching Hot Frosty on our first 2025 Holiday Phosphorescence! Support the show and get early access and exclusive content on Patreon! Watch us on YouTube! Buy some Merch!...
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Doctor Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
Stanley Kubrick went and, well, he did kind of a silly thing. We're watching Dr. Strangelove, Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb, this time on Harmless Phosphorescence! Support the show and get early access and exclusive content on Patreon! Watch us on YouTube! Buy some Merch!...
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Children of Men
In 2027 immigration will be completely illegal and armed troops will roam the streets imposing a brutal military dictatorship on us all! Also we're watching Children of Men, this time on Harmless Phosphorescence! Support the show and get early access and exclusive content on Patreon! Watch us on...
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Jennifer's Body
Lesbian panic and Emos and myspace oh my! We're watching Jennifer's Body, this time on Haunted Phosphorescence! Support the show and get early access and exclusive content on Patreon! Watch us on YouTube! Buy some Merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/attention-hellmart-shoppers Check out...
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Cabin in the Woods
Part stoner comedy, part Lovecraftian existential horror, all awesome. We're watching Cabin in the Woods, this time on Haunted Phosphorescence! Support the show and get early access and exclusive content on Patreon! Watch us on YouTube! Buy some Merch!...
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Nope
I've looked at clouds from both sides now and I really don't know chimps at all. We're watching Jordan Peel's Nope, this time on Haunted Phosphorescence! Support the show and get early access and exclusive content on Patreon! Watch us on YouTube! Buy some Merch!...
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Club Dread
It's spooky season again, and we're kicking things off this year with a journey to paradise. We're watching Broken Lizard's Club Dread this time on Haunted Phosphorescence! Support the show and get early access and exclusive content on Patreon! Watch us on YouTube! Buy some Merch!...
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Dead Man
What if the west was just an allegory for man's suffering? We're watching mumblecore master Jim Jarmusch's classic Dead Man this time on Harmless Phosphorescence! Support the show and get early access and exclusive content on Patreon! Watch us on YouTube! Buy some Merch!...
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Wild Wild West
This is a story all about how a really terrible movie got made. We're watching Wild Wild West, this time on Harmless Phosphorescence! Support the show and get early access and exclusive content on Patreon! Watch us on YouTube! Buy some Merch!...
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The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance
We're heading out west for the first episode in our Western mini series. We're watching the John Ford classic, The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance, this time on Harmless Phosphorescence! Support the show and get early access and exclusive content on Patreon! Watch us on YouTube! Buy some Merch!...
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Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
Kirk gets racist and Spock is such a Samantha. We're watching Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country, this time on Harmless Phosphorescence! Support the show and get early access and exclusive content on Patreon! Watch us on YouTube! Buy some Merch!...
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Star Trek V: The Final Frontier
Are you there God, it's me William Shatner. He's going to take us down to Paradise City in Star Trek V: The FInal Frontier, this time on Harmless Phosphorescence! Support the show and get early access and exclusive content on Patreon! Watch us on YouTube! Buy some Merch!...
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Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home
Another probe is headed towards Earth and this time the only way to stop it is to travel back in time and get silly in 1986. We're watching Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home, this time on Harmless Phosphorescence! Support the show and get early access and exclusive content on Patreon! Watch us on...
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Star Trek III: The Search For Spock
We seem to have lost our Spock...Oh there he is! Come to think of it, we basically knew where he was the whole time. This title is misleading.We're watching Star Trek III: The Search for Spock, this time on Harmless Phosphorescence! Support the show and get early access and exclusive content on...
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Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
Getting old sucks! Also, kids are hard, and Kirstie Alley wasn't always a crazy anti-vax scientologist. We're watching one of the best Sci-Fi movies ever made in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan this time on Harmless Phosphorescence! Support the show and get early access and exclusive content at...
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Star Trek: The Motion Picture
Space! It's all around us, and so is the impact of this seminal sci-fi series. However, it's start on the big screen was a wee bit bumpy. We're slowing it down, and watching blue clouds go by in the first entry in our new Star Trek mini series Star Trek: The Motion Picture this time on Harmless...
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Red Sonja
Lady boss! It's 1985's Red Sonja this time on Harmless Phosphorescence! Support the show and get early access and exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/harmlessentertainment https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEDmdtUAW_pJYCJfaZV7Unw/live Buy some Merch!...
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Conan the Barbarian
We're going way way back to when Barbarians roamed the lands and all the cool kids worshipped snakes. It's a brand new mini-series as we go through the Conan franchise. We're watching Conan the Barbarian this time on Harmless Phosphorescence! Support the show and get early access and exclusive...
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Conan the Destroyer
What the hell are you doing with that 14 year old girl, Arnold? It's Conan the Destroyer this time on Harmless Phosphorescence! Support the show and get early access and exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/harmlessentertainment…
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Kraven the Hunter
The movie so boring it tanked an entire cinematic universe. It's Kraven The Hunter this time on Harmless Phosphorescence! Support the show and get early access and exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/harmlessentertainment https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEDmdtUAW_pJYCJfaZV7Unw/live Buy...
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Venom: The Last Dance
Tom Hardy really has chemistry with Tom Hardy. It's Venom: The Last Dance this time on Harmless Phosphorescence! Support the show and get early access and exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/harmlessentertainment https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEDmdtUAW_pJYCJfaZV7Unw/live Buy some…
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Joker: Folie a Deux
What if they made a sequel and nobody came? It's Joker Folie a Deux this time on Harmless Phosphorescence! Support the show and get early access and exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/harmlessentertainment https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEDmdtUAW_pJYCJfaZV7Unw/live Buy some Merch!...
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The Crow
Goth kids are gonna be all about this in about 20 years. It's The Crow 2024 this time on Harmless Phosphorescence! Support the show and get early access and exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/harmlessentertainment https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEDmdtUAW_pJYCJfaZV7Unw/live Buy some...
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Deadpool & Wolverine
See that wall over there? No, not the third wall, that other one. Yeah, that fourth wall. It's broken. We're watching Deadpool & Wolverine this time on Harmless Phosphorescence! Support the show and get early access and exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/harmlessentertainment...
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Harmless Phosphorescence is your weekly superhero movie podcast where we watch every superhero movie ever made in chronological order and break them down for you while having a lot of fun.
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