Episodes
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Case 39 - Is a battery full of wires? / "Mac and Quon Le: No Reservations"
Please note that this episode was recorded before life took a dump on a broken toilet with a garbage bag over it and took from us Harry Anderson at an age that was too young. And while life has gotten a little busy for the Night Weirdos we will continue on with our quest to honor and watch the...
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Case 38 – Naked Mile Night Court / “Dad’s First Date”
Listen to this one you stinker! Tony Danza’s mom is the same age as him, well actually he’s older, and he’s a butler to a waitress with a celibate grandfather in an unfished basement under the carpark… If you like this episode be sure to check out previous episodes and our other podcast, Jerk...
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Case 37 – Everybody’s ugly in the 80’s / “The Hostage”
Hurry up and Join Carla under that tarp! Cuz this one’s full of Bull Semen… And by semen we of course mean pig-faced 80’s people, high-hatted Harries, and swollen-necked rap artists. If you liked what you heard don’t be the 8th Man Out and miss out on our other Podcast, Jerk Practice, on Apple...
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Case 36 – The Snake Dancer is a Legless Wrestler / “Hello, Goodbye”
“We laughed, we cried, it became a part of us.” The NW’s officially say goodbye to their favorite bailiff, and the jury is still out as to whether she can be replaced; whether it be by babeliff, FloHa, or DeeeUoooork (“it’s real aluminum”)… If you liked what you heard go back and check out the…
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Case 35 – Sympathy for the Gimp. / “Walk, Don’t Wheel”
Throw those Chindos out the Windos! Cuz this one’s weirder than an issue of Knuckleball Magazine! Welcome to pure 80’s coke writing as the NC’s talk Bull’s big sandwich, ahwooga horns, and why Monster Squads are horny for Monster Rods… Make sure to check out our other pod Jerk Practice and our...
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Case 34 – The “Spit”Mopper Thesis. / “World War III”
Put down those soup beans and pickled Chechnyan eggs and figure out “who’s broad is dingier;” Yakov’s rehashed wife or the pica suffering muscle-tuff… If you like the pod please rate us and write a little review, also check out our other pod, Jerk Practice, on Apple Podcasts and Google Play.…
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Case 33 – We’re the Star Wars Kid of Podcasts / “Mac and Quon Le: Together Again”
Let the NW’s show you why they are not only the Star Wars Kid of podcasts, but also the Watermelon Diet of online radio, the “guys” who keep the can of beans on the voice-stove, and the #SelmaSpoilers in more ways than one… “But instead of a lightsaber it’s a dick.” #DickRobe #KidBooze
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Case 32 – We’re back and our name is Gary. / “Married Alive”
Listen in as the Gallows-Gang discuss what it means to be kissed by the Chin-Gods, chip away at one’s self-earned calcium deposits, and what it feels like to discover that you’ve been reading erotic fan fiction about your parents the whole time! If you like the pod please check out other eps…
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Bon(er)us Case - "Night Thrust"
It's a special sexy treat as the Night Weirdos perform a little erotic fan fiction courtesy of their nasty aunt Bouchet (with a little spice from our own DA Ash). Guilty as charged, Shhhhh...... Also check out our other pod Jerk Practice, for a whole new year of cream-filled episodes.
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Case 31 – “Atlas Sucked” / “Billie’s Valentine”
Load up on some sodium pentothal giggle drops gang! Cuz this week the Night Weirdos are “waitin’ for their kids to die,” and reviewing porn with Rex Rod… We’re talkin’ “the Shawskank Redemption,” “Fuckleberry Hinn,” and “A Dead Man’s Stocking” … Please check out our other podcast, “Jerk Practice”...
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Case 30 – Night Court in Gorilla: The Adventures of Black Bundy and Yoga Boy / “The Battling Bailiff”
“He’s gonna puke! He’s gonna puke!” And we ain’t talkin’ Mac upchucking his donut, after one of Bull’s poems. We’re talkin’ wrestling! We’re talkin’ the Battling Bailiff, Mandinka, America Man, Baby Face Toilet, Casey Van the Heel, Yoga Boy, Black Bundy, and of course – Ash the Destroyer of Gavel...
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Case 29 – King Ralph, Tramps, and Thieves / “The Gypsy”
Well, the apocalypse is upon us… because Kim’s scumbummy brother, TIM Jong Un, has gotten ahold of the lost recording of Mel Torme’s “God Save the Queen!” So, while we can, let’s just watch some Night Court, have a Happy Thanksgiving, and wave our rainbow confederate flags high! Please check out...
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Case 28 - #1 LUNCH / “An Old Flame”
There’s plenty of Night Court between the Dick Tracy, Law and Order SVU, American Beauty, and Mandy Patinkin/Chris Tucker off-Broadway production talk. We’re talkin’ beer drinkin’ socks, Legionnaire’s Disease, and Staten Island Day Court… Please check out our other podcast, “Jerk Practice” on…
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Case 27 – LGTBQCF! / “Nuts About Harry”
Oh poor, poor, poor Harry – And we’re not talkin’ Anderson… The Night Weirdos have woken from their gallows-slumber (sleepin’ one off, in from the cold, mean streets of Manhattan), and they’re back in full force! They’re talkin’ Coach reunions, Mellon-Heads, and Harry and the Hendersons #SAD… Hey...
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Crossover Case! - Hans and Henning Go to Night Court.
“You got Night Court in my Jerk Practice!” “You got Jerk Practice in my Night Court!” “Hey! Go screw, ya candy nerds!” Listen in as Hans and Henning discuss their love of “drinking horns” full of Kung Fu bubble tea, gallows scratchiti, and Mitlork the simple big city lawyer... If you’re listening...
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Case 26 - Meet Horn the Dayliff! / “Dan’s Parents”
How bizarre, how bazar… How fitting that it’s October and 666, the mark of the beast, is upon us! Keiser Harry puts his pop-pants on as Danny Boy Fielding berates his parents in front of hoity-toity Talon and his nightly hooker. Also, we discover that Bull has a daytime pal… If you dig Have a…
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Case 25 – Is that thing loaded? / “The Birthday Visitor”
Everybody pull out your grandma’s vibrator and hike up those mauve panties, because this one’s gonna get spicy – from the Donald to Damon mix-up, the swastika’s carved into Nick’s butt-cheeks, and the Super Jewish Super missing his due in Helena V. Boucher’s mash-up madness of episodic specific...
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Case 24 - Kramer Rumba / "Take My Wife, Please"
Join Ash-Mac, Bailiff Casey, and Judge Terlet – King of the Bad’s this episode as they try and figure if Bull is an animal, and alien, or just plain Vietnamese… Please check out our mother-pod – Jerk Practice on Apple Podcasts, and Google Play, our Facebook page @jerkpracticepod AND our blog at...
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Case 23 - Toilet vs Terlet / "The Blizzard"
Welcome all Gay Warrens, Gambino Gambinis, and “terlet” talkin’ handymen! Enjoy the far-flung theories of Case 23, as the NW’s wonder whether Selma’s takin’ ice-fishin’ dumps, if spiders symbolize something totally stupid, and whether there’s actually a closed captioning job waiting for Dr.…
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Case 22 - Evening's Parliament / "Inside Harry Stone"
This week the Night Weirdos discover what it means to fall in love, become best friends, and… Who are we kidding!? This baby’s the Kenny Beelan show and you know it! So grab yourselves a Schlitz and strap into those hospital beds! Check out our other podcast “Jerk Practice” on Apple Podcasts and...
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Case 21 - Mac the Wolf, Brother Don, and the Pimp Craze of the 90's. / "Harry and the Madam"
It’s time for loose punch and Corn-Nuts as Thanksgiving comes in September, but don’t worry Skippy’s got nothing to worry about. We also see the return of Kraven Number K, discover what really adorns Harry’s chamber wall, and why “Cocoon Goes Bermudan!” Also, check out the JERK PRACTICE podcast…
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Case 20 - Civilian Selma has a hip-flask. / "Harry on Trial"
Sometimes you must go through a Billie-Hole to get to the Night Court on the other side. And what a Night it was! We discover true loyalty, honest platonic love, and most shockingly - a gratuitous story of a dead hooker… RIP Marie… Check out our other podcast, “Jerk Practice” on Apple Podcasts…
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Case 19 - We're in a Billie Hole; a real B-HOLE! / "Bull Gets a Kid"
It’s the Ballad of Ellen Foley, and the Ballad of ignorance this episode! Come along for the ride, and on the way don’t forget to get Shelley Longed, gender shamed, and hit in the head with a shovel! Please check out our other podcast, “Jerk Practice” on Apple Podcasts and Google Play, our…
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Case 18 - Moons - Bones, and Blackie D. / "The Computer Kid"
The Night Weirdos are back and they are desperately trying to make sense of Dan’s potential penis-Lobotomy, croquet balls or bocce balls, and whether Blackie Dammit is a hybrid wolf in hobo’s clothing… Please check out our other podcast, “Jerk Practice” on Apple Podcasts and Google Play, our...
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Case 17 - Wait, C.O.D. stands for what!? / "Pick a Number"
Case #17 might be one Night Weirdo down, but it most certainly is not out as Case and Ash dispense their judgement on such issues as the Beaver Bra Company, racist dog names, and whether or not Drew Carey was in “The Mask.” Check out our other podcast, “Jerk Practice” on Apple Podcasts and Google...
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Case 16 - Ash Van Goehring, Defender of Cats / "Billie and the Cat"
To all of you Half-Hard Harry's, Dice-Clay Hooky's, and Bed-City Bandito's out there, this one's for you. Listen in as Ash Van Goehring, Defender of Cats, takes the lead and explains why Selma is as crooked as a Providence Mayor, how Fiona Apple survived all of that semen drinking, and whether…
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Case 15 - I Wish I Were Judge. / "Daddy for the Defense"
As Kaiser Harry puts on his pointy helmet and dishes out insults to the sadness that is Dan Fielding, the Night Weirdos get busy asking the tough questions, like: What's big and red all over? Can we just designate people as numbers? AND, if the banana is the dong of the fruit-world, then what is...
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Bonus Case - The first ever TOILET TAPE! "The Black Gestapo"
A regular case of Have a Good Night Court will be returning next episode, but for now grab your favorite nuts and flush ‘em down the toilet, cuz your watchin’ a movie with daHanz! A link to the correct YouTube version of “The Black Gestapo” can be found here: https://youtu.be/Qj7CbJGen5w We’ll…
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Case 14 - Kissin' Every Dog, Dick 'n' Harry (Season 2 Begins) / "The Nun"
These Harvey Wallbangers are starting season 2 as stiff as a Todd Solondz breadstick. The Night-Weirdos are horny for borny as they navigate City Center Skin-Pumps, Daytime Walkers v. Nighttime Prostitutes, and whatever the hell Bull crammed in his lunchbox… Check out our other podcast, “Jerk...
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Season One Recap (cool it magic-man).
We’re ramping up for Season 2 of Night Court, by diving back in to Season 1 (18 floors deep by the way). The Night Weirdos might be suffering from a little post-piggish depression as they talk shop and sip a couple Sweet South Carolina Punches. Plus, a special bonus that reminds us of why we are...
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Case 13 - Look at that Trouser Santa! / "Hi Honey, I'm Home"
The Night is SHLONG and full and of Weirdos, and these three, joined by special guest, John Holmquest are not only makin’ it weird, but gettin’ a bit wierded out by ol’ Mean Jeans Poker-land. They’re talkin’ some serious trash (stay out of it Ms. Charlie Tracy!) trouser-slugs, smugglin’ drugs…
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Case 12 - Beefy? Bananas? AND Budnick? / "Bull's Baby"
If this were a banana… The episode may have made a bit more sense. However, you gotta have some Big B’s, if you wanna get your spit-shine P’s (foreshadow…) The Night Weirdos rub that Bull’s hoof, and wind up on a cement couch with Lenny rockin’ his baby, and Horny Harry’s gaping butthole of a...
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Case 11 - Harry's Horny Fever Dream / "Harry and the Rock Star"
Open up that top loader, grab that tracking remote, and prep those VHS’s – cuz you’re gonna wanna save this one. We’re talkin’ LaVanna MuddleDumps, Dan DTF, and High Horse Harry this episode, and we’re givin’ it a BIG A… minus the A part (extra hole [plot holes]). Also check out our other podcast…
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Case 10 - In Podcast We Call It... / "Some Like It Hot"
Enjoy the lunacy of one - Art the maintenance man this episode, as well as the laugh of a Russian madman, and the cat scratch fever of your podcasters. Check out our other podcast - Jerk Practice also available on iTunes and Google Play, as well as our Facebook page - @jerkpracticepod AND our…
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Case 9 - Night Court is Watertown, South Dakota / "Wonder Drugs"
In Case 9 of Have a Good Night Court, take a journey with the Jerks to Watertown, South Dakota (better known as Dirt City), as they discuss the mysterious Swirly-gig phenomenon of the late nineties, the mysterious Emerson, and why the jeans end where the jacket starts... Check out our other…
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Case 8 - Sloppy Seconds, Drippy Doubles, and SECOND LUNCH! / "Quadrangle of Love"
It's Case number 8, and Dirty Dan is livin' the bizarro life, which drives Judge Toilet crazy! Selma drops something more than a diamond (or her writers do). Bull joins the ranks of great Kaijews everywhere. AND Harry T. Stone is playing Lana against her bearded beau. Needless to say this one is…
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Case 7 - A Suitcase Full of Dongs and Wrongs / "Once in Love With Harry"
"Did you have a good Harold, Maude?.." Yep, It's that type of gin soaked case, on this week's very special "Truoc Thgin." So crack some Cheetos, put on those glory-hole robes, and do some WRONGS to some DONGS - It's time for NIGHT COURT (Carla B Style)! Check out our other podcast Jerk Practice…
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Case 6 - Get Your Shine-Box Ash! / "Death Threat"
Yes Dears, there's Bazinga written all over this case, so get your cobbler-scrips ready! Harry has yet another deity after his horny-moon-face, but he is soon saved by a bullet-proof bailiff, a proto-feminist, and a briefcase lovin' chizler. Like our new logo? Don't be Micheal J. Fox'n us, OF...
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Case 5 - The Hackenstein-Frankenhack Thesis / "The Eye of the Beholder"
Please help Professor HK grade the tandemic of thesis' put forth by Dr. Case and Ash M.D... Warning: It's full, It's plump, I'm serious. ALSO check out our other podcast, Jerk Practice on iTunes and Google Play AND our Facebook page - @jerkpracticepod AND our blog at jerkpractice.com Now let's…
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Case 4 - Revisionist, Harry T. Stalin / "Welcome Back, Momma"
It's Case #4 and the Night Weirdos are torn. Why, you may ask? It's over a certain brother from a different mother, named Leonard. Also Bull's big ol' Coke can gets multiple honorable mentions. Please check out our other podcast, Jerk Practice:...
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Case 3 - Horny 80's Hugs / "The Former Harry Stone"
It's a real-deal "gavel bang" this episode as the goons in the gallows discuss Dr. Aliens, Al Kraven's Quote Korner, and the Hebrew symbols for horny... Also please check out our other podcast, Jerk Practice here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/jerk-practice/id1134252966?mt=2 AND our blog at...
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Case 2 - The True Meaning of Mid-January / "Santa Goes Downtown"
The Jerks made it through to their 2nd Case, "Santa Goes Downtown," and they're makin' the best of it, as they talk Chukka-Nukks, the "T-Word," and the Carla "B-Word"! Also please check out our other pod - Jerk Practice available on iTunes:...
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Case 1 - That Judge Wears Jeans / "All You Need is Love" (Pilot)
It's the pilot episode of Have a Good Night Court, talkin' the pilot episode of Night Court - "All You Need is Love," and the Night-Weirdos are in full effect, as they talk Three-card Monte, mesothelioma, their new hit show idea - "DMV at Dawn."
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Have a Good Night Court - The Preamble (we begin our Fielding of Dreams).
All rise. Now sit. All rise. Now sit... You get the idea. The Jerks explain a little bit 'bout why they love Night Court so much, and how they wish there was a sexy sax on every street corner in New York.