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Send a textEpisode 1 of two part series. Rate. Review. Or we fight.Just copy and past this: I listened fully tucked! Only way to listen! 5 stars!Episode Minutes:John Wilkes Booth as Emilio Estevez or whateverBig gay BrutusMethod actingLinkshttps://www.instagram.com/u_have_a_nice_day/https://www.instagram.com/mattc_comedy/

Send a textPlease rate and review. I can see the people who listen. It takes five seconds. leave a review. screenshot it. send it to our instagram. I'll send you free merch. We have t-shirts. I'll merch you. Also follow the instagram. if you post a picture of you listening to the episode you'll be entered to win. (contest rules apply, must be fully tucked to be entered for a chance to win)IG: https://www.instagram.com/u_have_a_nice_day/Episode Minutes:Welcome back Jordan B. PetersonBlackBerriesWe show Hole

Send a textThis is the second episode of our two part series on the battle of Manassas. Thanks again to Joey Duffield. Go follow him on IG. Also follow me on IG. Also rate and review the episode. I mean we have 7 reviews. wtf are you guys doing. you're some of the most difficult fans to deal with in the world. no one else has to deal with this. But that's why we love you. I know i respect the hell out of you guys for it. Keep not reviewing it. The podcast will just be our little secret ;)Episode Minutes: Stonewall Jackson was re(g)ardedPGT Beauregard was (g)eyhttps://www.instagram.com/matthew_deakins/https://www.instagram.com/_joeyduffield_/https://www.instagram.com/u_have_a_nice_day/

Send a textI can already feel the civil war nerds upset. Please email me everything we got wrong. I would love to hear from you. You are the lifeblood of our community. Episode Minutes:Trad Life = TalibanPGT BeauregardFort SumterRobert E. Lee- kinda sickFeaturing Joey Duffield 

Send a textUnreal title created by AI. I think it's starting to get us.Welcome back to our Lady Boy contingent in Thailand. We're on our way to being a top 10 comedy podcast in Thailand again and i can't wait.Consider this a bonus episode because I missed last week. We got another episode coming out tomorrow. it's a history episode. pretty excited.Episode Minutes:Cortez and Pizarro: Was it Genocide?Does anyone read these?Go follow all socials and screenshot listening to the episode. DM it to me. that's your homework, dirty boyhttps://www.instagram.com/matthew_deakins/https://www.instagram.com/u_have_a_nice_day/

Send a textSorry this is late. It was my fault. I'm a bad boy. Tell me how bad I am. Ok sorry. anyways, the podcast is part of the tariffs, so to all our south asian listeners, this is gunna cost you 90% extra for the foreseeable future.Episode Minutes:  Book ReportsJake fights with his wife live on airNinja swordsIG: https://www.instagram.com/u_have_a_nice_day/

Send a textLol look at Ai glazing usReligious fasting turns into an unexpected data dive when the guys discover Pornhub's analytics show significant drops in specific content during Ramadan. This kickstarts an exploration of cultural oddities that spans continents and decades.Ever wondered why tracksuits became the uniform of Eastern European men? The hosts uncover the surprising status symbol behind Adidas gear in post-Soviet states, revealing how the first Western apparel company allowed behind the Iron Curtain transformed fashion into political currency. This cultural analysis provides genuine insight into how seemingly superficial fashion choices carried profound historical significance during the Cold War.The conversation takes a conspiratorial turn with declassified information about CIA involvement in abstract expressionist art movements. From funding Jackson Pollock to developing "heart attack guns," the hosts speculate about the agency's wildest projects with a comedic lens that makes historical absurdities approachable while questioning the thin line between security operations and madness.Personal stories from Division III football dominate the second half, featuring incompetent coaches, bizarre motivational tactics from questionable "Navy SEALs," and the unique social dynamics that develop in locker rooms. Through authentic, unfiltered anecdotes about team politics and informal "councils," the hosts unpack complex topics like belonging, race, and masculinity with surprising depth beneath their humor.Ready for a journey through religious practices, covert operations, and athletic misadventures? Hit play and join the conversation that proves truth really is stranger than fiction. Don't forget to subscribe and share your favorite moments with us online!

Send a textman let me level with you. the audio is not great. we tried to use the phone recording app with iphone. audio will be better next week. but content wise. best thing we've made. Just enjoy and please listen to the whole thing before you dm D**thThr**tsEpisode Minutes:WoWEating Utensils Charlize Theron

Send a textwe had to record this twice because the first episode mike didn't turn his mic on. this one he didn't talk close enough to the mic. there is so much i must overcome and yet i push through. i always push throughEpisode Minutes:The Obama yearsHere's the problem with Alex JonesThe Catholic ChurchVatican ArtDiddyFollow us on IG please: https://www.instagram.com/u_have_a_nice_day/Also Follow Mike: https://www.instagram.com/prettyhurtskurtz/

Send a textThis one is for all the boys taking it on the shins because their girls are pissed about trump. take out a notepad. yes, it will make the fight worse, but someone has to tell the girls about iraqEpisode Minutes:The iraq warHey Iowa, get a mountainFloyd Family ReunionFeat. Joey Duffield YouTube: Baseball Doesn't ExistInstagram: @_joeyduffield_

Send a textGo follow us on Instagram. Sh*t man. Why don't you people listen to me? you guys are so difficult. All of you are such free thinkers. Stop. go listen to Sugar by system of a down. When's the last time you guys watched the music video? I forget about that. Do we have to re-invade iraq to get good art again? Featuring:RFK JrBernie SandersOur local imam Episode Minutes:Be yourselfAmerica's a business pimpinCereal

Send a textyou nasty little gremlins got extra time on this one. this is a fun one. also shout out USAID. I'm gunna miss the CIA slush fund. they were doing genuinely funny shite with that. who's gunna give elephants lsd and trick people with learning disabilities to murder hollywood actresses during tantric sex retreats? I'll miss you guys. RIPEpisode minutes:The fbi lolSpooky SeasonDonald Rumsfeld Go follow Steven and Ross please. for real. please. If you don't... i just... please. they have my familyRoss IG: @rossbenwah_Steven IG: @goodboysoup

Send a textGive it back to rome. Nah, i'm joking they can keep it... anyways go to latin mass. or maybe spanish mass. i haven't tried spanish mass yet. i might do that this weekend. Genuinely if you're protestant and you listen to this podcast - what are you doing? I mean thank you, sincerely thank you, but wild choice. Episode Minutes:Opus Dei19th Century TwitterClockwork Orange TheoryContact WinstonWebsite: https://beacons.ai/winstonhcomedyInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/winstonhcomedy/Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/WinstonHodgesDon't Tell Special: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Fn1pJOqdgc

Send a textHe's back. This episode is four days late. I understand. I will do better. Stay with us as we build this journey. And please go follow the podcast on instagram IG:https://www.instagram.com/u_have_a_nice_day/Episode Minutes:DEIMenlet me die in a trench in peace please

Send a textI got concussed before this episode so idk what happened. could be good. could not be. I liked it. who knows. have fun. also go follow the IG account. I want to talk to the people of thailand. shout ahht to the lady boyzEpisode Minutes: I don't rememberThe BTK killerIs it aliens or did you get molested?Don't jzz too hard. it never comes backGo check out all of ryans shit IG: https://www.instagram.com/ryandonahuman/?hl=enDon't Tell Special: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYKdNRH0KHEWebsite: YT: https://www.youtube.com/@ryandonahuman

Send a textHad my friend Mike Cannon on. Just working through the back log of old episodes. We'll get caught back up to current events soon. I know you guys want a reunification. So do I. Speaking of reunification, very irish episode. F-ck the prodsHow funny are these chapter names by the way? AI-generated. Crazy we were told this was gunna be the future of the human race. Joe Rogan thinks were gunna merge consciousness with the thing that names chapters on my podcast. Cool Episode Minutes:Irish Jiu JitsuThe TroublesBlackRockFollow him on these platforms:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/iammikecannon/Watch his specials here:Traumatized Animalhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ox42kz7j5mUWhite Privilege Homelesshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5al7VtmR7f4

Send a text(feat. Matt C and Joe P)I'm not gunna spell their names because they're polish and italian and that's hard. also check out the chapters. AI cohost made that. pretty coolEpisode Minutes:The catholic churchThat's pretty much it. It's a very catholic episodeInstagram:@matt_chrzanowski@joerpappalardo

Send a textFeaturing Joey Avery. https://www.joeyavery.com/Has a great Don't Tell Comedy special. Watch it here:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2nhZt-diOAGo listen to his podcast, The Joey Show here:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqwFQDHB_6g&list=PLXvZi2ovG9jD7qBiCnvjx0s-u5n1i7dzlEpisode Minutes:Nine elevenThe c*m game to infinityThere are no adults

Send a textDoes anyone listen to these on 1.5 speed? honestly good call. Please tell me how you listen using the links belowEpisode Minutes: The RoadNPRThe Dents and the DecatursFeaturing: Josh Kuderna (https://www.joshkuderna.com/)He has a new special called Have a Blessed Day (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-h8eUX52Lg8)Please follow me on Instagramhttps://www.instagram.com/matthew_deakins/orSign up for my Newsletterhttps://www.matthewdeakins.com/contact