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HCTV Podcast

by hellocaketv

HCTV (hellocaketv.com) offers an obscure glance at the world of film & telly. It's a place on the web that's been experimenting with different ways of making audiences laugh since 2007... And now, Roo & Will are talking bollocks on a podcast. ENJOY!

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Episodes

  1. 2.4 Twitchy eyes & Scottish pirates

    It's been a little while since the last episode, but Roo and Will get chatting for yet another fun-filled HCTV podcast, completely filled with fun! This time the all-important questions asked are; is Les Miserables a bit too long? What does a Scottish pirate sound like? And, what exactly is the...

  2. 2.3 Glastonbury & Instagram

    Roo & Will sit down for another chinwag and this time it's all about the perils of attending a live gig - in the mud! Is Glastonbury worth the money? Would you cook yourself to see Prince? Why is there no such thing as 'Farscape On Ice'? Afterwards, Will googles 'JLS' but finds a stack of…

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  3. 2.2 Tom Daley, Abraham Lincoln & Keith Chegwin

    To begin, Roo introduces you to a brand new game! It's quite simple really - guess which famous TV/Movie theme he's humming. Will comes to the conclusion that it's all easier said than done. After that, it's time for some Saturday night television! Did you ever watch Cilla Black's Moment Of…

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  4. 2.1 Skyfall, piles & chocolate

    Roo & Will kick off their new year in style with this, the first podcast in a brand new series for HCTV! Since the last episode a lot's gone on, including the release and success of the epic new James Bond film, Skyfall! Adele's theme tune is compared to Chris Cornell's, chocolates are scoffed…

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  5. 1.11 Thank you very much

    Kate Middleton's blurry boobs, Adele's Skyfall, pine furniture, hospital radio, Prince (and a cat with one too many ribs), Darius, Sideshow Bob and most importantly - Elvis. It's all here, in the awesome 11th HCTV podcast!

  6. 1.10 What not to eat in the cinema

    Have you ever been to the cinema and ended up sat next to someone who's eating loud or smelly food? In that case you'll relate to what Roo and Will are babbling on about in HCTV's fantastic 10th podcast! Find out how much salt is in YOUR sandwhich! Find out what happened when a bearded Roo tried…

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  7. 1.9 Now Then Now Then

    What starts off as a discussion over a certain shoddy science fiction movie and whether or not Will's iPhone case looks ridiculous turns into one about celebrity monsters Jimmy Savile & and his best bud, Gary Glitter. With brand new allegations coming in from all angles the BBC are squirming and...

  8. 1.8 It doesn't matter if you Trick or Treat

    Join Roo & Will for a DVD quiz, testing your knowledge of movie blurbs, before moving onto a discussion about Halloween and the movies that generally go hand in hand with the special spooky day. How do you deal with trick or treaters? Can they speak properly? Who is Professor Green? What are our...

  9. 1.7 3D pigeons, OAPs, one boob & the Titanic

    This time around you'll find out if Will has the time and the money to visit the biggest screens cinema has to offer, if Titanic makes us feel old, how many boobs you're allowed in a 12A and whether or not it's best to buy a box set...

  10. 1.6 Thorpe Park

    The question is, where can you wear your contact lenses? Can you be flung about at Thorpe Park and keep hold of them? Roo & Will crack open a bag of Twiglets to discuss this and many other issues to do with the UK's biggest thrill - Thorpe Park. Dodgy nuts and bolts, men in fleeces and snake...

  11. 1.5 Jeremy Kyle, Batman & Dexter

    Roo & Will talk about the times they both appeared on Trisha, how she compares to Jeremy Kyle and how Bane & Batman would sound if they were talking about such things. Christmas is also discussed, so are aunties and Dexter and Goodnight Mr Tom! Liven up a journey to work by listening to HCTV's…

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  12. 1.4 Olympics Vs Paralympics

    Which is better? There's only one way to find out! After a few weeks of radio silence, Roo & Will return to discuss why the Olympics seems to get more attention than the Paralympics, among plenty of other interesting topics such as wank banks, flags, stabbings, strange noises and what there is to...

  13. 1.3 Advertising

    How would you advertise HCTV? That's one of the many advertising-related topics discussed in HCTV's 3rd exciting podcast, complete with new theme tune! Is advertising, in general, too politically correct? Do you feel special when you buy a snack from KFC? Which is the most irritating…

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  14. 1.2 Bad sci-fi

    Roo & Will take to the microphone a second time to discuss what makes some sci-fi so bad and which genres of film are the most believable. It's Men In Black & Doctor Who VS Prometheus & Farscape - hear the sparks fly!

  15. 1.1 Children's TV

    Roo & Will sit down for a podcast for the first time to have a fun chat about good old fashioned children's TV. From Mark Speight to The Powerpuff Girls, completely unscripted and hopefully quite funny, HCTV's podcasts are off to a flying start!

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

HCTV (hellocaketv.com) offers an obscure glance at the world of film & telly. It's a place on the web that's been experimenting with different ways of making audiences laugh since 2007... And now, Roo & Will are talking bollocks on a podcast. ENJOY!

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How many episodes does HCTV Podcast have?

HCTV Podcast currently has 15 episodes available on PodParley. New episodes are automatically indexed when they're published to the podcast feed.

What is HCTV Podcast about?

HCTV (hellocaketv.com) offers an obscure glance at the world of film & telly. It's a place on the web that's been experimenting with different ways of making audiences laugh since 2007... And now, Roo & Will are talking bollocks on a podcast. ENJOY!

How often does HCTV Podcast release new episodes?

HCTV Podcast has 15 episodes. Check the episode list to see recent publication dates and frequency.

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Who hosts HCTV Podcast?

HCTV Podcast is created and hosted by hellocaketv.
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