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He Made Me Watch That
by Dillon Cannon + Paul Lang
Two friends with different tastes in film assign each other movies. We then come together to review our assignments and tackle a third film determined by fans, guests, or a "meeting in the middle" of the two previous flicks.
Episodes
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31. Breaking Bad (Season 3) / Longlegs / Samuel
Krista joins the guys once again as they review the third season of AMC's "Breaking Bad", the 2024 Nicolas Cage film "Longlegs", and the French animated series "Samuel". - Timeline: Intro - (0:00) Breaking Bad season 3 - (03:36) Longlegs - (18:00) Samuel - (42:35) -- Read Paul’s book series, The...
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30. Weapons / Breaking Bad (Season 2) / Forgetfulness
Paul steals hearts and wins minds as he bashes your favorite network sitcoms, does impressions of talk radio pundits, and tells us about the dream he had last night. Also we review movies. -- Timeline: Intro - (0:00) Weapons - (05:14) Breaking Bad season 2 - (27:24) Forgetfulness, a movie that…
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29. Breaking Bad (Season 1) / I Saw the TV Glow / Heathers
Paul watches "Breaking Bad" for the first time! Here are his thoughts on its debut season. Then we talk about 2024's "I Saw the TV Glow"; and take a trip back to the classics with "Heathers" (1988). -- Timeline: Intro - (0:00) Breaking Bad Season 1 - (6:17) I Saw the TV Glow - (41:48) Superman -...
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28. 12 Angry Men / Hazbin Hotel / Superman (2025)
Being nice is so back. -- 12 Angry Men - (05:26) Hazbin Hotel - (31:21) Superman - (01:02:23) - Read Paul’s book series, The Kingdom’s Disdain, at: (https://www.amazon.com/The-Kingdoms-Disdain-8-book-series/dp/B08RZDMBMF) And get Dillon's tie-in novel, "Bru-Nack the Giant and his Eternal Stew: A...
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27. Wicked Part One/Hazbin Hotel (Pilot - e4)/Reefer Madness: A Movie Musical
In our cringe theatre kid era. - Wicked - (1:28) Hazbin Hotel - (27:34) Reefer Madness - (41:49) Two basic assholes discuss the media literacy crisis and The Office, make up misinformation about Walt Disney, and ask important anatomical questions about Quasimodo - (46:03) - Read Paul’s book…
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26. Lady in the Water / RENT / Metropolis (2001) with guest Chris Thrailkill
Musician and actor Chris Trailkill joins us as Paul defends "Lady in the Water", theatre kids wax poetic about "RENT", and everybody gushes over a hidden Osamu Tezuka gem. - Lady in the Water - (3:18) RENT - (25:08) Metropolis - (49:12) - Read Paul’s book series, The Kingdom’s Disdain, at:...
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24. "Beetlejuice Beetlejuice" (Hour-Long Review Challenge!)
We challenged ourselves to get one hour of commentary out of the 2024 sequel to Tim Burton's 1988 classic, "Beetlejuice". You tell us how it went...
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Ranking ALL the Movies We Watched in Season 2!
We place all the films we watched this year on a tier ranking chart! Also we try to be algorithm friendly by beeping out our swears. Many thanks to Zencastr for their lovely watermark! :D --- Read Paul’s book series, The Kingdom’s Disdain, at:...
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22. Willy's Wonderland / Steel Magnolias / South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut
Animotronics, and Salons, and Canada; oh my! - Cold open - (0:00) Banal Banting - (01:23) "Willy's Wonderland" - (6:35) "Steel Magnolias" - (21:12) "South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut" - (43:13) - Read Paul’s book series, The Kingdom’s Disdain, at:...
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21. Ladyhawke / Marty / Secondhand Lions
In our last episode, Dillon Cannon falsely and flippantly misidentified a voice actor in a film. Due to our high standards for quality of research and character, we at He Made Me Watch That have decided to part ways with Mr. Cannon. Until further notice, Mr. Lang's wife Krista will be his…
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20. Big Fish / Final Destination / All Dogs Go to Heaven
Dog Hell is empty. - Groaner political jokes, discussions on proctology, and NOT talking about "Dune" - (0:00) We actually start discussing the films - (4:08) Big Fish - (07:18) Final Destination - (34:05) All Dogs Go to Heaven - (51:33) - Read Paul’s book series, The Kingdom’s Disdain, at:...
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19. Gaither's Pond / The Host / The Little Mermaid
Hit it, Snappy Jake! - Contents: (2:30) - Gaither's Pond "The Lure Depths" (1997) (28:27) - The Host (2006) (50:02) - The Little Mermaid (1989) - Credits: Theme Song - Lyrics by Krista Lang and Dillon Cannon, Music by Krista Lang Kingdom’s Disdain Theme - “Inspire” by Creative Mediass Skeleton...
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18. Asteroid City / Wes Craven's New Nightmare / Community s02e05 "Messianic Myths and Ancient Peoples"
We are so back. - Contents: (0:00) - Annoying banter (10:40) - Asteroid City (27:40) - Wes Craven's New Nightmare (47:03) - Community (1:06:05) - The highlight of comedy of the 21st century; a triumph of brevity and of wit - Credits: Theme Song - Lyrics by Krista Lang and Dillon Cannon, Music by...
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17. RRR / The Muppet Movie / Austenland
Turns out Paul is our resident Jane Austen expert. -- Filmes reviewed: RRR (2022) - (2:30) The Muppet Movie (1979) - (29:42) Austenland (2013) - (53:21) -- Get "Bru-Nack the Giant and his Eternal Stew: A Comedy in 7 Tragedies (A Kingdom's Disdain Story)" at (https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0C7JVTFR3)...
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Ranking ALL FILMS we Reviewed in our First Year!
It's season finale time here at He Made Me Watch That! Paul and Dillon revisit all 43 projects they reviewed and rank them on a tier list. But will the two be able to agree on the rankings?
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Episode 15: What We Do in the Shadows / My Name is Earl [PILOT] / Guardians of the Galaxy vol. 3
In which we pitch a sexy Beowulf movie for Pride Month. - Cold Open - (0:00) What We Do in the Shadows - (07:47) My Name is Earl - (26:37) Guardians of the Galaxy vol. 3 - (42:18) - Read Paul’s book series, The Kingdom’s Disdain, at:...
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Episode 14: Bodies Bodies Bodies / Faith Based / Cabin in the Woods
First of all, a podcast takes a lot of work! - Contents: Intro - (0:01) Bodies Bodies Bodies (2022) review - (03:30) Faith Based (2020) review - (22:17) Cabin in the Woods (2011) review - (50:25) Final Thoughts - (01:04:40) Leftover Tangents - (01:08:50) - Read Paul’s book series, The Kingdom’s...
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Episdode 13: Beetlejuice / Cats / Felinejuice: A Musical Cat-Tastrophe
He kind of likes Cats?! - Contents: Beetlejuice (1988) - (01:58) Cats (2019) - (22:27) Felinejuice: A Musical Cat-Tastrophe (generated by ChatGPT; performed badly by Paul and Dillon in 2023) - (45:56 ) - Read Paul’s book series, The Kingdom’s Disdain, at:...
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Episode 12: The Babadook / Freaks and Geeks S01E02 "Weirs and Beers" / Link and the Hyrule Gang (with guest Samantha Farmer/MechaWeegie91/Mocha Moonpie)
We ring in 2023 with a discussion on mental health and roach men with the 2014 Australian film "The Babadook", and Dillon makes Paul go retro with an episode of the 1999 series that takes place in the early 80s, "Freaks and Geeks". Then for the very first time, we have the privilege of hosting…
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CHRISTMAS SPECIAL! "Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa" COMMENTARY!
Krista joins us for our yearly viewing of 2002's "Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa", widely considered to be the worst Christmas special ever aired. Are you ready to skate bigger and faster than my mommy can make the biggest sandwich in the world?
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Episode 10: The Bob's Burger's Movie / Van Helsing / Hotel Transylvania
Ha ha ha, you are banging my daughter, Jonathan. - Contents: Bob's Burgers Movie (2022) - (7:12) Van Helsing (2004) - (28:55) Hotel Transylvania (2010) - (49:43) - Read Paul’s book series, The Kingdom’s Disdain, at: (https://www.amazon.com/The-Kingdoms-Disdain-8-book-series/dp/B08RZDMBMF) And get...
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Episode 9: The Peanuts Movie / A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors / The Nightmare Before Christmas
Paul and Dillon start off Halloween Month with one of the most definitive Halloween movies, Tim Burton's (who didn't write or direct it) "The Nightmare Before Christmas"! Dillon's assignment this week is 2015's "The Peanuts Movie", based on the iconic comic strips and TV specials created by…
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Episode 8: The Ballad of Buster Scruggs / The Court Jester / Blazing Saddles
Paul escapes last episode's time loop, but he has to watch "The Ballad of Buster Scruggs" (2018) which he thoroughly does not enjoy. Paul assigns Dillon "The Court Jester" (1955), which he DOES enjoy. Then the guys discuss the totally important issue of whether you could make Mel Brooks's classic...
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GROUNDHOG DAY SPECIAL!!! (7 months early) Groundhog Day / Happy Death Day / Palm Springs
Paul is stuck in a time-loop, where he has to record the same episode over and over! Will he ever get out?! "Groundhog Day" (1993) starring Bill Murray is a classic comedy where a guy has to relive the same day on repeat. Naturally, other movies ran with this concept as well. We know that it's…
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Episode 6: Teacher's Pet / Creep / Twin Dragons (with guest Krista Lang)
Krista Lang, who co-wrote and recorded our theme song and married one half of our hosting team, joins the guys as Dillon pushes us into the new school year with the 2004 theatrical film/finale of the Saturday morning cartoon of the same name "Teacher's Pet" (2004), Paul's pick really "Creep...
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Episode 5: Chicago / A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge / As Seen on TV
Dillon’s pick this week is the 2002 film adaptation of Bob Fosse’s Broadway hit “Chicago”. Paul continues the Nightmare with “Freddy’s Revenge”. And as for our third viewing… uhhhhh..... Contents: Intro - (0:00) Chicago - (7:09) A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge - (27:08) Spongebob...
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Episode 4: Sanjuro / Twisted / Aladdin
We have a theme song now! Paul's pick this week is Akira Kurosawa's masterpiece "Sanjuro" (1962). Dillon makes Paul watch the irreverent Starkid musical "Twisted: the Untold Story of a Royal Vizier" (2013); and then the guys watch the film that inspired it, Disney's "Aladdin" (1992). Contents:...
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Episode 3: The Babysitter / The Station Agent / The Greatest Showman (with Guest Host Mischief the Cat!)
The guys have been CANCELLED by the WOKE MORALIST MOB!!!! We address the controversy with a new review. Paul's assignment is 2017's black comedy "The Babysitter". Dillon's pick is the 2004 Peter Dinklage vehicle "The Station Agent". And to top it all off, we have very mixed feelings on the...
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Episode 2: Blinded By The Light / The Lighthouse / Avengers: Endgame
Dillon tries to convert Paul into a Bruce Springsteen fan with 2019's "Blinded by the Light". Paul confesses his Promethean ambitions through assigning 2019's "The Lighthouse". Will a disagreement over the third 2019 film about a certain group of high-budget, mask-averse superheroes be "Endgame"...
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Episode 1: A Nightmare on Elm Street / Hairspray / Sweeney Todd
In our premier episode, horror fanatic Paul Lang assigns Dillon the 1984 classic "A Nightmare on Elm Street"; tone-deaf Broadway aficionado Dillon Cannon assigns Paul the 2007 musical adaptation of "Hairspray"; and in search of a slasher musical, we review Tim Burton's "Sweeney Todd: The Demon...
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Two friends with different tastes in film assign each other movies. We then come together to review our assignments and tackle a third film determined by fans, guests, or a "meeting in the middle" of the two previous flicks.
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Dillon Cannon + Paul Lang
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