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We live in a weird time. No getting around it. Nothing makes sense and what's offered as facts don't withstand scrutiny.  "The center cannot hold. The falcon cannot hear the falconer." We're there. 

Secret meetings without President PoopyPants. Jadey Egg Vance in a panic. Nitwit Nero parked in front of the TV, sending notes and calling in unhinged to FoxSnooz. One of these days, he'll call on the Republican Line to Washington Journal. How many docs does it take to say Cankles Caligula is in the peak of health? How many were lying? 

Short of biting the head off a live pigeon, Cankles Caligula put on a dementia show today for the aged. California Congresswoman calls out the national security threats from Trum's inability to remain conscious. Only here will you get a viable explanation for why a certain medication has disappeared from his personal pharmacopia. 

Cankles Caligula throws a ginormous hissy.  Whiskey Pete desecrates the memory of the heroes of Normandy. Bobby Kennedy dodges the screw worms. Waiting for the boos at Madison Square Garden, where police were giving the literal runaround to ticket holders. Patriots sue to stop Nitwit Nero's embarrassing UFC brawl. Coalruption for Senator Jumbo Justice. Hope abides that Todd Blanche will lose his law license if not go to prison.  We're in dire financial straits and your 'umble 'ostess has to buy new tires. we raised a third of the cost. If you hear this podcast, we still need to raise another $445. Can you please help?

From one screw worm to another. One is "biological." In the middle, even the Texas MAGAT Ag Commissioner is pissed and the Iowa GOP Gov nominee is running from his porny past . . . while he ran a K-12 school.  My father, a carrier sailor from WW II whose first job was Fire Control, would send curse words into space at what his fellow carrie sailors dealt with on the Ford. 

Shortstack Rubio loses in a battle of wits with Rep. Ted Lieu. Nitwit Nero's bromance with "Jaxson" grows ever stronger. Ag Sec Brookey Rollins doesn't know what "farmer" means. Stevie Three-Shirts and NutMegyn Kelly are both throwing the towel on November. Why isn't Nitwit Nero taking his gender-affirming care anymore?

Hooooo-weee! "See? BS" just bought themselves a whoppin' lawsuit. Please, Mr. Pelley, take it to trial. PLEEEEASE! MarkWayne lacks Krusti's appeal.  California scares me. 

J6er gets plum Pentagon position. Li'l Marco doubletalks his way through a budget hearing. Ebola? What Ebola? Sen. Van Hollen refers to Trump as stupid to Rubio's face. Homophobic Tennestan version of George Santos gets called out by a MAGAT colleague. Graham Platner's campaign takes another hit. 

Late upload. Had to go out and buy a new keyboard. Sometimes, your 'umble 'ostess shouldn't be trusted with anything more complex that a pair of chopsticks.  TRIGGER WARNING: this episode contains on of if not the absolute worst cases of CSA I've ever read. The evil that stalks this world knows no bounds and seems to be expanding.

James Talarico has literally reduced the MAGATS to sniveling, snot-nosed schoolyard pissants. Angry Texas Republicans are ready to burn it all down to punish their leadership. Nitwit Nero is in the middle of a losing streak. 

Aging PC decided to be recalcitrant. Sorry for the delay.

Fornicatin' Ken Paxton's gonna have his hands full with James Talarico. Mayonnaise-mouth Miller gets burnt to ash after attacking the Texas Democrat. Nitwit Nero cost the MAGATS millions in campaign funds with his Paxton endorsement. Israeli fascists pursue genocide in Lebanon, declare they won't "allow" a peace between the U.S. and Iran. 

Cankles Caligula goes to the hospital. Heads to Camp David, a place he despises on Wednesday. Something's up.

Nitwit Nero snoozes through Whiskey Pete's sixth grade Memorial Day speech. He was probably tired after spending the whole weekend teasing his "amaaaaazing, buhleeve meeee" Iran peace deal that may or may not happen, seeing as how PsychoBibi hates the idea of peace. MAGAT blatherskates, meanwhile don't know whether to poop or go blind. 

When J6ers merge with "Cops." Hilarity ensues. "Filmed Live On Location In Clarksville, Tennessee." OTOH, that J6 domestic terrorist has raised $100,000+ Hey, MAGATS! DON'T take the last train to Clarksville. We've never been here before: all but a day of an entire month unfunded. PLEASE?!

Another day for this little program to be miles ahead of the Multi-Villainaire ForProfit Media. It's rather strange to constantly realize that we identify issues before the media conglomerates do. From psychiatrists predicting a Nitwit Nero Nuclear first strike to Marje n' Alex or NutMeg finally having the lights come on, well. And we do it all without a single ad and without charging anyone even a penny.

This edition had more than its fair share of wacky tucked away amongst the various outrages of the day. Jasmine Crockett is wringing every last drop of history from her time in Congress. Jeff Bezos, otoh, is wringing every last drop of wealth from the rest of the country. 

Tough day for warmongers in the House. Lousy day to be Todd Blanche, too. Rough one for Rafaelito, as well. 

"Or what?" Nitwit Nero threatens Iran again . . . some more, but does so while grifting millions of dollars in stocks he was touting. Stock up on your favorite flavor of motor oil. It's probably going to get hard to find. No worries, though. Food will too, eventually. Oh, and former SecDef Gates told See? BS News that PsychoBibi tried the same schtick on Obama, only Obama's brain wasn't a swiss cheese with spirochetes zipping through the holes.

Poor Jadey! That poor egg couldn't deliver an applause line with a FedEx (unpaid product placement) 747. And then Thing Leer pits the two of them against each other. Save me, Livy! Thanks to everyone who matched the gifts that got us funded out of April.

Humiliation in GY-na. Cankles Caligula gets a stern lecture from his pal Xi about Taiwan. Ukraine weathers another Russian onslaught as Pooty targets children. Virginia "Double-X" Foxx upbraids a . . . 4th grader. Tra$h Patel goes snorkeling among the honored dead. MAGAT judge hammers DoJ pettifoggers in Rhode Island. Fappy and Sammy throw a hissy over Mifepristone. Hung Cao spreads a load of bull in Congress. 

MAGATS mad at music, 

An embarrassment of titanic MAGAT brain power on display in D.C. today as the Dipshit Twins, Whiskey Pete and J. Edgar Boozer went to the hill and got their assets handed to them. Marge trots the globe and Laura Looney is green with envy (or maybe she's just green). Nitwit Nero tells the truth for a change as he dashes off to China to sell us out.  We continue to battle the most profound funding deficit we've ever known. Twlve days into May and April isn't even fully funded. Can you help?

Edited to correct date.

A gentle reminder: this ginormous shitstorm is less than four months old. Hold fast, Horndanistx! We're losing a wat we should never have started and these goons are ignoring a disease that kills 40% of the people who get it. The "Thank god for Ivermectin" posts are already proliferating. The MAGATS are playing Calvin Ball all over the Confederacy, proving that the Union really didn't burn enough sense into 'em. Heads-Up: As I predicted, the y next talking point is "why Dems gerrymander Vermont?" No. Really, They're that damned dumb.

In memoriam for R.E. "Ted" Turner, for a time, once upon a time, my boss. 

The Secretary of DHHS is an ongoing threat to humanity. I would know. RFK is a menace to society. That's it.

Cankles Caligula confesses he's turned the U.S. Navy into pirates. How long ago did I say that? Secret Service shuts down the White House because shots were fired a mile or so away in D.C. Legal expert confirms Nitwit Nero has a bunch of problems in the Cole Allen trial. Said that already, too. I swear sometimes it's like I live in a bubble-off-plumb future. Polk County Sheriff comes nigh giggling when he takes down a J6 terrorist for trying to hire a sex worker. Kudos for showing his pic with Julius Geezer.

The week ends as May begins and the madness continues. It must be a living hell trying to serve as Julius Geezer's lawyer. The criminal case against James Comey will be an absolute clown show IF it makes it to trial. The "86" business from the mentally deficient occupant of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue alone will be insanity for the ages. Meanwhile, a MAGA influencer comes in from the cold and she comes in with receipts.  

Whiskey Pete goes to the Senate. It wasn't pretty, but at least he didn't projectile vomit on the table. 

A listner remarked to me after I closed the show that my conversations with David in Oregon are "Masters-level information." What we do here is unlike any other broadcast. 

Godamighty, but they're a loathsome lot. A servile broadcast 4th Estate refuses to do its job. Only comedians can tell the truth, and the dictator's concubine calls for his head, after which the Kuckold Kaiser follows suit. They're at war with poor people, disabled people, and allllllll the queers. He wants his godforsaken mug on passports and the money. HOw much can one Republic stand?

LIHOP or MIHOP? Me, I'm a LIHOPper. No way a guy goes swanning around D.C. with a shotgun and no one notices. The reactions afterward were even more stupid. 

The Chief Justice of the Supreme Court is a goddamned crook. 

Nitwit Nero naps (again) during cabinet meeting . . . now with a drooping mouth! Ousted Navy Secretary sacked because he couldn't get a bunch of battleships built by 2028 (hint: no one could). The Man Who Looks Like Rancid Hot Dog Water smells is in a full-on panic. Speaking of panic, Jumbo Justice has the flop sweats since his $300 loan got called.  Y'all, this is the toughest month The HORN has ever faced. We're $5,000 in the hole and that makes creating independent, commercial-free, non-capitalist radio extremely difficult. I hear from so many people who tell me what this program means to them. If you can, please consider chipping in to help keep this all going.

Sorry about yesterday, but . . .  Today was still even weirder still. We don't have a Secretary of the Navy when the Navy is committing piracy on the High Seas? Poor Admirals Halsey and Nimitz and the rest, their names besmirched by a gang of pusillanimous salute-snappers. 

CW/TW: the repulsive world of "Motherless" and "Zzz." Incel creep is scaring the MAGAT "intelligentsia." Chuckles Kirk's pitiful replacement wants to secede Northern Virginia. Trash Patel's pettifogger files suit against The Atlantic. Nitwit Nero threatens Iran again/some more as the United States Navy commits (more) piracy on the high seas for Orange Julius.

In the wake of JesusGate, MAGATS begin to question whether they've elevated the Antichrist. Twenty MAGATS tell Julius Geezer to pound sand in FISA vote. More from RFK's really bad, awful, no-good day. PsychoBibi thumbs his nose at Cankles Caligula and takes the starch out Nitwit Nero's "deal' with Iran. Sen. Tammy Duckworth hammers President Bonespurs in a truly epic jeremiad from the well of the Senate.

It's a Catholic pile-on! When the bishops and the best minds of the Roman Catholic world call you out . . . Jaydee, you're beggin' for excommunicatin'. I wouldn't want to be met by Augustine of Hippo at the gates, son. Bad sign.  P.S. Bobby Kennedy is f'in WEIRD. 

The world begins to coalesce against the Dummy in D.C. Project 2025 architect tries to "But Biden" in a House committee hearing. PsychoBibi says Israel will murder anyone they want. Jimmie Dick Bowman confesses the U.S. is committing economic terrorism against Iran. Bill of Impeachment introduced against WhiskeyPete Kegbreath. Thanks to everyone commenting on the podcast! It makes a difference. We're $2,200 behind in funding for April. Your help keep this independent broadcast on the air.

The blockade ain't blockading. Butthurt confederates. Jimmie Dic Bowman chastises the Vicar of Christ while actual Catholic MAGATS. Pink Shrek is shocked, shocked, I tell you, that his Orange Daddy is a blasphemous grifter. DoorDash Grandma's story doesn't add up.  MAGATS in disarray in NY and Wisconsin. Ron Johnson from Visconsin (he vorks in de lumbermill der) says old men need to leave young women alone, even as Cankles Caligula creepers on a young woman on his tacky golf course. 

Trump goes to war! . . . with . . . the Pope? Yup.  Might as well. His eleventy-dimensional chess from the genius factory at the Pentagon doesn't hold much promise. Meanwhile, raising Jeffrey Epstein from the dead didn't work out so well with the EVILgelicals.  But, but, but . . . no tacks on tops!

Artemis II arrives home with a nigh perfect re-entry and splashdown. Speculation continues to swirl around Melanoma and what she was trying to outflank. Another Alex Jones meltdown. Tuckyo Rose accuses Nitwit Nero of being blackmailed by Izrull. Massive scandal in California Governor's race. 

🎙️ Head-ON with Roxanne Kincaid — April 9, 2026 🌄 Live from behind the cornpone curtain, where the hills are green, the facts are stubborn, and the deficit is still very real. 💸 Funding the Truth (One Dollar at a Time) April funding limps along: $1,740 deficit, working to cover just the second day of the month. Listener-supported as always—no ads, no masters, just the Horn family. Daily password: “False.” (Make of that what you will.) 🌸 Hills, Hollers & Holidays Roxanne celebrates a rare, perfect West Virginia spring day—71° and climbing. Passover noted as ending at sunset, courtesy of the community. 🧳 Melania, Epstein & The Art of the Backfire Melania Trump issues a denial of Epstein/Maxwell ties—awkward wording included (“convinced” vs. “convicted”). Polls sink: historically low favorability for a First Lady in a second term. Media reaction: the statement only made things worse—and may be a distraction from bigger geopolitical fires. 🧱 The LEGO War (Yes, Really) Iranian propaganda goes surreal: AI-generated LEGO leaders rapping at Trump (“Nitwit Nero”) and Netanyahu. Roxanne: while the White House obsesses over Epstein optics, the Iran situation spirals offstage. 🚀 Space Interlude: Artemis 2 Splashdown scheduled off San Diego. Engineers relying on a “lofted re-entry” workaround after prior heat shield concerns. Even in chaos, physics still works. Mostly. 🐝 RFK Jr. & The Swarm of Absurdity Satirical jab: eat more bees. Sure, why not. New book exposes RFK Jr.’s “lust demon” diaries—used, allegedly, to manipulate his late wife. Roxanne: sometimes reality reads like parody, and parody reads like prophecy. 🕊️ In Memoriam: Carol Baker The Horn family loses a beloved voice—blogger, wit, and originator of unforgettable phrases. A reminder: communities are built person by person, and felt most when one is gone. 📞 Caller Corner: Jeremy Checks In Clean bill of health—colonoscopy and eyes both clear. DoorDash fiasco ends in a refund and a self-fetched sandwich. Small victories matter. 🔥 Politics, Potholes & Public Lands Trump turns on former MAGAT media allies—calls them “low IQ.” Loyalty expires fast. Environmental rollbacks: Boundary Waters mining push, bison protections slashed (“DEI for cows,” say critics). UN voice calls for ceasefire abroad while tensions simmer everywhere. 🎭 Odds, Ends & American Theater Hunter Biden jokes about a cage match with the Trump sons. Civilization continues. Kristi Noem’s latest bureaucratic venture already wobbling—staff sidelined. 🎶 Soundtrack of the Collapse “Burning My Red Hat” 🔥 — for the MAGATs finding the exit. “He’s a Genuine American Hero” — ICE satire with teeth. 🧠 Final Thought: The Glue Is You Roxanne closes with a reminder: this isn’t just a show—it’s a community. Stay connected. Stay loud. Stay human. 📻 Head-ON with Roxanne Kincaid — “Wayne and Gina, it’s all for you.”

Nitwit Nero got played by Iran like the real Nero's own fiddle; so much so that poor ol' Alex Jones (blessizhart) had another meltdown.  They're gonna hafta hit that poor feller in the neck with a Thorzine dart. The Iranians now have a toll booth on the Straits of Hormuz, even as Izrull does its dead level best to squirrel the deal. Sen. Ed Markey explains to a cluelessly young CNN anchor why Congress must now debate whether the U.S. approves of a nuclear first strike. Nazi MAGAT in FloriDuh runs his flag up the pole in his alleged race against another racist, Randy Fine.  

Nitwit Nero doubles down on his threats of genocide (then backs down). The world shudders. The feckless MAGATS in the Congress utter nary a peep. 

Nitwit Nero turns Easter into a nightmare. Criminally insane press conference on Monday is so sick it defies description. Guess who's talking nuclear war against Iran? Even the weirdest of the weirdo MAGATS are getting the willies.

Late upload.  PEBKAC issue. 

"Good-bye, so long, auf wiedersehen, farewell." "Bye, Felicia!" "Buh-BYE!" JoJo Blondie, your life is calling.  Nitwit Nero's Very Important Super Double-plus Important Address was a nothingburger, an infomercial for genocidal criminality and outright stupidity. But the rotten bastard still hungers for war crimes . . . and maybe a nuke.  

This evening, after the program was over, I stepped outside and saw the moon through skating clouds. Full and round, she shone down on these hills and I saw her as I hadn't seen her in decades. As I looked up, I remembered a child-me, looking at the moon and saying "We're on our way!"