Heads Up. with Jeff and Sean

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Heads Up. with Jeff and Sean

Podcast by Jeff and Sean Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  1. 63

    What’s Your (Science) Fantasy?

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  2. 62

    Bridesmaids Presents The Car Guys

    This episode we look at the European eel, franchise Bridesmaids, and talk about alien abduction. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  3. 61

    Firm Tubular Bodies

    We look at the mole snake, franchise Twister, and explore the super natural. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  4. 60

    The One Where Chandler is a Toydarian

    This episode we look at the green anaconda, imagine what Star Wars would look like today if they started with Episode 1, and see if knowing more about a vegetable makes it more appealing. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  5. 59

    The Star Throne and Celestial Mirrors

    This episode we look at the Sonoran coral snake, attempt to franchise Death Becomes Her, and look into the (not so) near future of shaving with lasers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  6. 58

    Straight Out the Pores

    This episode we look at the Barbados thread snake, attempt to franchise Judge Dredd, and look at another piece of fine art found on Amazon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  7. 57

    The Grocery Gang

    In this episode we look at the flying snake, attempt to franchise Demolition Man, and try out exploring the fine art of Amazon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  8. 56

    Put Some Lightning and Some Air in Him

    In this episode we look at the tentacle snake, try to franchise E.T., and talk Reese's Pieces. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  9. 55

    Get That Nut

    This episode we look at the Arabian Sand Boa, A Kid in King Arthur's Court, and Kool-Aid brand candy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  10. 54

    Chipmunk Cheeks and Corpses Eyes

    We examine and improve the wombat, franchise The Truman Show, and talk salt water taffy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  11. 53

    Woke Up Dead

    We take a look at the Carolina Chickadee, franchise the movie Multiplicity, and talk Good & Plenty. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  12. 52

    A.J. Frost is a Hero

    We examine the pistol shrimp, expand on the film universe of Armageddon, and we hear what Sean had to say about the new Lucky Charms Marshmallow team up between Kraft and Jet-Puffed. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  13. 51

    Bite Force

    Bret is back again and we look at cougars, expand on Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, and talk Runts. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  14. 50

    The Doubtfire Initiative

    We look at Meerkats, expand the universe of Mrs. Doubtfire, and discuss Jolly Ranchers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  15. 49

    Rotund Desmond

    We take a look and improve the Vampire Bat, try to expand the universe of Groundhog Day, and discuss Easter Baskets with podcast favorite Bret. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  16. 48

    Die Hard and Little Sheldon

    This Episode we check out and improve the Star Fish, expand the universe of The Sixth Sense, and talk orange flavored Tic Tacs. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  17. 47

    Wet Mouth

    We take a learn and improve on Octopuses, look at missed opportunities in the Star Wars movie universe, and eat Sweet Tarts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  18. 46

    Heavy Brains

    This episode we look at Orcas, the movie Free Willy, and review peanut butter M&Ms. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  19. 45

    Shite Hawks

    This time we are talking black kites, The Rocketeer, and Tony's Chocolonely Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  20. 44

    Summoning Circles and the Allure of Contact Juggling

    We're back! And by listener request we take a look at opossums. Then we see what could have been if Hollywood would have made sequels or expanded the universe of the movie Labyrinth. After that we talk about the candy Sno-Caps and their parent company Nestlé. All while Sean adds to his list. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  21. 43

    What You Are Doing is Not Bragging I Assure You

    This week we look at sea turtles, try to franchise Liar Liar, and look into some strange advertising. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  22. 42

    Cute Squirt Guns Full of Blood are Bad for the Environment

    This episode we have Bret back to talk about horny toads, to franchise the movie Click, and to eat Snickers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  23. 41

    Welcome to Domestic Park

    We look at Leopards, try to franchise 13 Going on 30, and eat Nerds. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  24. 40

    Jeer Suckers in Suits

    We look at anteaters, we try to create a cinematic universe around the film Junior, and we discuss Nestlé Chunky Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  25. 39

    Blind Carbon Copies

    We talk Snails, deal with Work emails, explore the Twins universe and eat Bottle Caps. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  26. 38

    All Natural Fresh Squeezed Extra Pulpy Home Style Bug Juice Brought to You by Underwear

    We talk spiders, whoppers, and the greatest generation. So get ready because it definitely gets juicy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  27. 37

    Weed Boyz

    The Weed Boyz are on the the case of the Fresh Maker. We Talk about our summer off with blockbuster movies, vacations, home owning, and internet dating. Then we rate fruit flavored Mentos. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  28. 36

    The Podcast Hershey's Doesn't Want You to Hear

    We're Back. It's almost like we never left, (mostly because this episode was recorded months ago. We Look at Armadillos, a woman who eats undercooked squid, and we eat Whatchamacallits. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  29. 35

    Crunchy J and Lil' Twink present: The Butt Episode

    Beavers, Butts, and Candy!This Episode we look at and redesign Beavers. Then we tackle whether or not it is ever okay to poop in public and if doing so can stop true love. After that we talk about Necco's elusive Clark bar. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  30. 34

    Barefoot Terrifying

    This episode we take a look at giraffes, a story about young love and bare feet, and 5th Avenue bars. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  31. 33

    Suck Mouth

    We take a look at walruses, get some upsetting news about Necco, find a cheeky pillow, and discuss the Butterfinger. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  32. 32

    The One with the Extra Segment

    We are still talking animals and rating candy (salamanders and Raisinets in this episode.) But we switch it up in the middle and we had to add another segment at the end because we discovered the next huge Facebook scandal. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  33. 31

    The Most Excellent Order of the Heads Up Empire

    In episode 31 we are talking Salmon, the movie Trailer for Dear Dictator, and Nestlè Crunch. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  34. 30

    Dunk Week

    We take a look at ducks, the This Means War (2012) trailer, and Jelly Beans. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  35. 29

    Where Even the Words are Gross

    We bring back Bret. Talk about prairie dogs, The Hurricane Heist trailer, and Milky Ways. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  36. 28

    The Shape of Paddington

    We start this episode by finding out whether you can still be friends with someone who relates to a lesser panda. After, we take a look at the Paddington 2 trailers to see if we can figure out what this movie is all about. Then, sometimes you feel like a nut and sometimes you feel like Jeff’s candy picks are a personal attack. Talking pointsHeads Up morning zoo crew, red panda, spirit animal, climb down head first, false thumbs, inbreeding depression, fur trade, escape from chain link fence, ocean’s 10,000, galoshes, the curious case of the pop-up or Paddington goes to jail in a flash, Knuckles McGinty, Sally Hawkins, fish monster, every movie happens in the same universe, the “almond” joy of personal attacks, nut oil, when is a but not a nut?, eating train cars Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  37. 27

    Weekend at Merlin's

    This episode starts under the sea, correcting one of God’s mistakes. Then we reflect on the “Year of the Wizard” and see what knowledge Jeff has gained in 2017 by creating a treatment for Heads Up very own wizard movie. After we send the “Year of the Wizard” off with a Kiss. Talking pointsLobsters, semen, Enthrilled, voice box, bossy, Wanda Sykes, wizards, Bernie, Merlin, in door plumbing, Milton, Snavely, paste, wrapper Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  38. 26

    Click Click Caine Cane

    It's December and we're talking reindeer, candy canes, and The Santa Clause. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  39. 25

    Getting That Cheese

    This episode we talk sheep, the movie Willow, and gummy worms. Talking pointsrat race, sheep, shupe, Willow, 90s sensibility, Gumped, George Lucas, DeMoulas on notice, Haribo, grapes all skin Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  40. 24

    Murder on the Heads Up Express

    Things get spooky as our bi-hosts attempt to earn their stripes after learning of a murder on the Heads Up Express. Join our stallions as they show off their knowledge of the animal kingdom with more zebra facts than there are zebras in Madagascar. Hear tales of real people living out the actual plots of not great movies. Then we continue 2017’s mission to help Jeff understand wizards by watching Hocus Pocus. We bring back a fan favorite segment: Jeff, Movie Summarizer because Sean only saw less than five minutes of an indeterminable part of the movie. After that, prepare your ears as we discuss Candy Corn. Some say, “love conquers all,” but only Sean can conquer love. Things are said about gingerbread men that can’t be taken back and then worse things are said about Taco Bell. So listen, if you dare. Talking pointsHoofing it, Death Becomes Segment, stallions, Racing Stripes, Madagascar, Hocus Fuckus, Buttus Pocus, morality czar, the pit, on the border of food, On Blast with Sean Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  41. 23

    Gabbing About Gibbler

    Hey Dude,Welcome to Heads Up with Jeff and Sean, the world’s leading seahorse fan cast. Giddy up as we start this episode “ball out” talking about early 2000s dating shows and stables. Take a knee as Jeff attempts to pander to Sean, which Sean obviously rejects immediately. Instead, Sean chooses to wade through the honest agony that is Kyle’s Click. Marvel at the pair’s inability to thoughtfully look back and reflect on a year of podcasting. Using such advanced tools as the internet, the guys move the conversation to the various catch phrases of Full House and ponder what their lives could have been like if they were friends with Andrea Barber (Kimmy Gibbler) in real life. Then, listen as our duo knowingly eat PEZ from 2011, work through loading PEZ dispensers, and figure out the proper way to eat PEZ. We also discuss the best way PEZ can start marketing to adults. This episode packs a bigger bang than C4 tucked under your ding dong. So be ready for some controversial stances and please... have mercy!Talking pointsFlavor of Love, yeah boi!, nicknames, Hoops, New York, water dog, seahorse fan cast, stable interviews, can you own a horse?, can you own glue?, 0% APR from God, Wikipedia hole, O say can you knee, customer service kills per year, no hands ball, cut it out, how rude, have mercy! Andrea Barber, did I do that?, pandermodium, Full House, Hey Dude, CBS, dipping out, 9/11, explosive briefs, speed limits, heaven, public figures, old pez Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  42. 22

    Popping Off! with Jeff and Sean

    Hey! This episode is built like a shit brick house and we’re dropping it with the same force and intensity that flattened the Earth. We use every part of Kyle’s social media as Jeff plays social media psychiatrist. We’re popping off about Walter Disney’s The Sword in the Stone. This film plunges into the depths of what to do if you ever become an actual fish, explores the dangers of sexual assault in trees, and flies straight into a wizard battle. It’ll make you sick. Was Twix marketing a subversive plot to divide the western world or just extremely poor timing? Instead of forcing us to choose sides, they could have just highlighted how good they are for your teeth. We also promote the latest eggcellent diet trend with Sean’s Stone Age Ancestor diet. So start the episode now and learn all you can before your goose is cooked. Talking pointsHey!, out dated sheriffs, slam poetry, barking at the rain, evolution, flattened earthers, the invention of trash, shit houses, the year of heroin, social media psychiatrist, branches and hose, modified vape pens, Sean: the cursing boy, Biff-off, breakfast spread, laying with chickens, Sean’s diet craze, popping off, cooked geese Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  43. 21

    Magic Michael

    Episode Description:In this episode, we have our very first non-Bret special guest. The often hinted at, the occasionally mentioned, and the one time contended number one fan of Heads Up. with Jeff and Sean. It's Hollee! Sean may be Jeff's better half in podcasting, but Hollee is Jeff's better half in life. They share an apartment, they share a dog, and now they share a microphone. Our spirits soar higher than Jeff's childhood kite in his parent's front yard as we avoid our personal grievances and come up with Whole Foods’ next big thing. We discover the true story behind N.W.A.'s biggest hit. We also find that people "around the world" have forgotten about yo-yos. We need to "rock the baby" on this one! The yo-yo's reputation is barely hanging on. We need to bring it back before it falls "off-string." Stop "sleeping" on them. Get back on the yo-yo train before this trend comes "looping" back into fashion. "Walk the dog" to your nearest hobby shop and pick one up... or just wait for Jeff's yo-yo iPhone app... TM. Hoods are on people’s heads and minds as we discuss the story of a seasoned (and toned) wizard who brings a young man into the fold to teach him the tricks and pitfalls of being an American wizard in the heart of Florida in the movie Magic Mike. Then join us in the C-Zone as we discuss Sour Patch Kids. A candy that is much like Sean, sour then sweet. We find the best way to eat these is to leave them out overnight and let the spiders get a taste. Hear Jeff, the man of a thousand voices, as he transforms into Disney's most iconic character. Our collective sugar highs, however, can't keep us away from discussing the future of Magic Michael and Matthew McConaughey's bongos. So buckle up in your well preserved truck, find someone dressed to be bothered, and enjoy the show. Talking points:Personal grievances, kite flyers with attitude, the complete thought, fuzzy Whole Foods, from the hood, pumped up (penis), the way you look tonight, Melissa McConaughey, box o' gay, take it off broadway, doinker watch, clean hands, the wand you were born with, the Hung Hoodie and Sleazy Swallows, the wonderful world of Jeff impressions, C-Zone, stale candy, sour milk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  44. 20

    The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the Bret

    Wake up from your government issued comas and get ready for Episode 20. Bret is back and he is full of plums and avocados. He might even have a new landlord. We’re talking the third and final movie in the Lord of the Rings trilogy -- The Return of the King. In a time before sandwiches, when close friends were really close, where orcs tire of harvesting lava, there are elves waiting to sail off to Heaven's Gate.We also take trips to Japan and Australia in the candy segment as we debate the fastest way to become a robot person. So don't just break off one or two of this episode's segments, bite right into the whole thing. If you do that you'll be sure to win, Kitto Katto!Talking Points:Middle school comas, ban strengthening unions, avocadon't, the reason for sandwiches, hot spaghetti, Elrond Hubbard, playing favorites, fake feminist agenda, "really" close friends, fat doesn't fade, top five essential spells, which king, micro chipping, DJ Fat Hobbit, accents, kitto katsu Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  45. 19

    The Lord of the Rings: Tower Heist

    We're coming in hot! Sean shares his favorite way to prepare pasta. Hear as Jeff battles his very own Shelob. Did you know Arachnophobia was a sequel to Charlotte's Web? This week we talk Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers. We look at how the movie could have been improved by stealing from other movies. We cover it all -- from the stink of Aragorn, to Legolas lying to try to look cool, to Sam showing his true colors. We also go in depth into the sleepwear of elves. How did we not realize that there is someone in each movie that is tasting blood?! Then we "get the sensation" with some sick ass sick York Peppermint Patties and uncover the danger of ideas. Talking Points:Hit the ground sweating, Schrödinger's pasta, Game of Nerds, Spider Fight, Bumbleized Balrog, Air quoted, "We" are lost, Sam "the Shrew from the Shire" Gamgee, the scent of a man, Frederick's of Rivendell, minting great test results, Red (white and blue) flags. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  46. 18

    The Lord of the Rings: Hoodlums, Hood rats, and Caves

    We've been in our caves, but we're back, our hair parts are on point, and we've got some life hacks. In the war of science vs nature, will you choose a side? In this episode, we start on The Lord of the Rings series with The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring. We cover Gandalf's diva behavior, the ring wraith's poor sense of direction and social skills, and we talk cast for the inevitable reboot. We also find out what kind of wizard Jeff would be based on what he has learned. After, things get a little Nutrageous in the candy section. Talking points:Accomplishments, Life hacks, Dr. Strangeplum or: how I learned to stop foraging and love the lab, sharktagon, splitting hairs, dank middle-earth, hoodlum, Martin, Samwise the Cramper, Penelope, trap doors, Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  47. 17

    Of Mice and Mediocrity

    Like the Mona Lisa of the modern world we are out in the world and our cultural importance is a mystery. We cover the big topics; the secret society of animals, how to really make an entrance, the next billion dollar movie universe(Oh-yeah!), and Patrick Stewart's life as an actor. Witches, wizard what's the difference? We find out that a movie staring unsettling mouse muppets does not have the answers. Then we discover that conspiracy theories riddle the world of circus peanuts. Talking points: The secret life of pets, Dogtorate, smashing entrances, corporate mascot cinematic universe, Patrick the Steward, fully Mr. Beaned, Sean a life on canvas, Bird-Jeff, shaping minds, Circus of conspiracies Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  48. 16

    The Good, The Bad, and The Dorothy

    Bust out your fidget spinners, tap into your inner millennial, and get ready for some of our signature banter. Put everything you think you know about bears on ice because you're going to learn some new "facts". Then we continue 2017, The Year of the Wizard, with a look into the Wizard of Oz. We uncover some shady business practices at the Gale farm and then dive into the gang-like border disputes of Oz. Mr. Goodbar's nuts foment chaos in the ranks. Talking Points:Millennial at heart; Muppet mini series; Jeff the Movie Describer; Mammals always win: oceanic edition; Polar bears on the spectrum; HARD water; Teen bites neighbor; Glinda's takeover Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  49. 15

    Potter's Eleven

    Get your DSL ready as we tackle the big issues like; what kind of internet access do astronauts have? If a tweet is posted on your behalf is it still yours? How much does Jeff know about Kim Kardashian West? We also tackle the final "film" in the Harry Potter series The Deathly Hallows Part 2. Harry Potter assembles a crew Danny Ocean style to break into a bank and they spend less time on it then they spend wandering in the wood in the previous movie. We ponder what an appropriate funeral would be for a house elf and what kind of magic their bones may contain. We also Skor some sweet candy. Talking Points:E.T. Tweet Home; Famously Blackberry; Blame the Old Wand Seller; Tough Guy on the Fly; "Lupin, Quote Thyself"; Hagrid Is Here Too!; Wormtail's Waifu; Cry 'Em Out Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  50. 14

    Harry Potter and Deathly Boredom

    Preheat that oven, prepare your protein and vegetables, and join us as we get cooking with children's books that will give them a real feel for government and try to settle the age old question of what would win in a fight; a murder of tiny horses or a farm of ants. We get into Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part: 1. An awkward dinner party, inviting half the wizarding world to your secret safe house for a wedding, and three high school drop outs trying to live out their favorite movie franchise in the woods. Then we snap into some Heath bars. Talking pointsTouch the Abs, Cotton Loafers, Tiny Horse in the Big Ant Farm, Look Who Came to Dinner and Won't Leave, Wall Street Serpents Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Podcast by Jeff and Sean Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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