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Hella Hallmark
by Land Filler
Unconventional review show covering all of your favorite ( and not so favorite) Hallmark movies.
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Head Over Heels
I normally have a lot of fun writing these dumbass descriptions. I normally have fun watching and talking about these movies. I am unsure of how to describe the soul crushing emptiness that was left after consuming this film. After watching this I never want to wear shoes again, in fact I'm not sure if I even want to have feet any longer. Watch the movie. Don’t watch the movie. I'm not your mother. Anyway I'm going to go to the cutting off my feet and eye bleach store. Head Over Heels, 2024.
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Ruby Herring Mysteries: Prediction Murder
When your ex-fiance rolls through and wants to take another crack at your goodies but you have to curb him so you can solve the cold case murder of a con woman all while demostrating how much of a fucking top you are. Ruby Herringn Mysteries: Prediction Murder 2020.
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Ruby Herring Mysteries: Her Last Breath
Remember that time you stubbed your toe on the way the bathroom in the middle of the night and you shouted that swear word and pissed yourself? I'm not entirely certain what that has to do with this movie but Dereks back bitch. Ruby Herring Mysteries: Her Last Breath 2019.
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Ruby Herring Mysteries: Silent Witness
Have you ever wondered if your fitbit could be used by a consumer awareness reporter to solve your murder? Neither have I, but Sugar Albert can get it. Ruby Herring Mysteries: Silent Witness - 2019
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"Love, Romance & Chocolate"
When you're hearbroken on vacation, nothing takes your mind off the hurt like unpaid labor and the intestinal distress of eating nothing but chocolate for 2 weeks. "Love, Romance & Chocolate" 2019.
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"Love Under the Olive Tree"
Remember that time you had to go to the clinic becauase of that summer fling you had...this isn't that or as fun. "Love Under the Olive Tree" 2020.
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"Murder She Baked: A Chocolate Chip Cookie Mystery"
Hannah Swensen gets baked and serves cake in "Murder She Baked: A chocolate Chip Mystery" 2015.
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3
"Feeling Butterflies"
A review/roast of Feeling Butterflies 2022.
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"Tipline Mysteries: Dial 1 for Murder"
Mandy Moore gives us a film to remember minus the caner in "Tipline Mysteries: Dial 1 for Murder" 2024
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"Moonlight in Vermont"
The cultural experience that is "Moonlight in Vermont" 2017
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