PODCAST · comedy
Hella Vela Podcast
by Giasifa & silencioSLAP
Giasifa and SilencioSLAP tickling your funny boner once again
Episodes
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S2 - EP 4 | The War Against Kava
Holy Moly Donut Shop! Since last episode was an update, we are finally back to our regular programming with your favorite segments, ‘Grinds My Gears’, ‘Fobby Erotica’, and 2 new ones ‘2 Truths 1 Lie’ and ‘ASMR Hella Vela style’. We discuss the war that PUTINANI started and how even with war…
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S2 - EP 3 | AND ANOTHA ONE
After a long and harrowing year, YES A WHOLE ASS YEAR, since our last episode we are back. So let’s try this again. WUSS POPPINGTON YOU BEEEEEEITCH!! We have ANOTHA update for you all. So much happened that caused us to press the HOLD button on Hella Vela but we’re here and with no fear ready to…
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S2 - EP 2 | Mocking Birdy
Let us write you a song or maybe have Ina find you a Covid testing location? How about some Fobby Erotica by Ms. Lose? Hire Albert Fish to watch your kids? Or would you rather our final thought and mood song? Whether you want any of em or not it’s ALL in one episode here for you to touch yourself...
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S2 - EP 1 | HURRICANE 2020
2020 HAS COME AND GONE MAKING SURE WE WILL NEVER FORGET ABOUT HER. ENI AND GIASIFA TALK ABOUT SOME OF THE EVENTS THAT MAKE THAT BITCH UNFORGETTABLE!
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EP 20 l ABUSE, WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE, FEELS LIKE AND THE SIGNS
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT ? WE MADE IT TO THE 20TH EPISODE YAL! WE RING IN THE LAST EPISODE OF THIS SEASON WITH AN IMPORTANT TOPIC WE'VE BEEN MEANING TO DO SINCE EPISODE 1!! WE TAKE THE TONE DOWN 3 NOTCHES TO VERY SERIOUS AS SILENCIOSLAP TAKES A JOURNEY BACK INTO HER ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIP WITH HER EX...
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EP 19 | Freakness in Seattle w/ Afro Teine
Our dreams come true as we are joined by Dacia. b.k.a Afro Teine. While in Seattle she hops on the mic and seduces us with her sultry voice. She shares how she was asked to be a Tou’a and declined but we want her to reconsider. Chief also learns she may have been the only one who made out with...
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EP 18 | BITCH! WHERE IS THE LIE?
Silencio asks Chief some trivia questions that a baby could’ve gotten right. Aliens make an appearance on the podcast and we also discuss Dwayne Wade and Gabrielle Unions decision to support their daughter. Is Quaden a fraud or a victim of Social Media Lemu’ness! Find out when you press play and...
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EP 17 l MTV Diary: HONEY ft. Monte Christo
Chief goes viral for being A slimy, slithering succubus, a concubine, a street walker, a tramp, a slut, a cheap whore but most importantly we are joined by South Sacramento native The Young O.G Monte Christo breathing heavily into the mic. Get to know Monte a little more and how he hit rock…
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EP 16 | HEARTBREAK HOTEL
STILL WAYDING!! Well GUESS WHAT WHORES! We added 2 new segments. ‘MOANING MOTIVATIONS’ and ‘TWEET OUTLOUD’. Big ups to TETI TAIKA WAITIT! Chief wants to know if you want her as a sex slave. Also, if you’re an unemployed Polynesian there’s a guaranteed position open for you as a club bouncer.…
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EP 15 | HellaVelaPhilia
ZIPPITY DOODOO ZIPPITY GAY PUT A EEL IN MY BUTT AND CALL IT A DAY. We dive ass first into the strange world of different kinks and fetishes and find out on top of having no nipples, chiefy is the biggest prude? WHAT? TUNE IN!!
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EP 14 | Q&A down Hershey highway
Mahae mai and join us as we answer some of your burning questions. We also have casual conversation about high key bullshit. But that’s Hella Vela for ya! Alofa Atu and ‘ai kae ❤️.
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EP 13 l Welcome to my PLATONIC-al garden
The rudest catfish we ever did see, we find out silencioslap can't pronounce Samoan words or names without sounding white and platonic friendships while in a relationship/marriage YAY AND NAY...... YO MOMMAS GAY
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EP 12 | Interracial Relationships? YUK!
Yahl know what time it is! Another week another pair of swollen feet. Press play as we talk about a number of things including interracial dating and Eni’s vampire uncle who massaged her sprained ankle. I’m so tired right now I’m lying upside down with my legs open. Ok, TOODLES!
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EP 11 | Happy new year, ya FILTHY Animal
New year, same shit! Press play and hear what fucking ‘Grinds Our Gears’ still in 2020. We give you a piece of our mind and a piece of our behind about Sammy J, non-Maori’s doing the haka and judgmental Bay Area fuck boys. Enjoy and don’t forget to share with your church members. Manuia Le…
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EP 10 PART 2 | ‘Real Talanoa’ w/ Lisiate Wolfgramm
‘OIAUE FAKAPO ATU PE!! This episode is not only hilarious but VERY informative. Lisiate Wolfgramm graces our ears with his God given talents of comedic story telling and all of his brilliance. Although, we speak from a Tongan experience, Pacific Islanders can definitely relate 100%. So please…
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EP 10 PART 1 | ‘Real Talanoa’ w/ Lisiate Wolfgramm
‘OIAUE FAKAPO ATU PE!! This episode is not only hilarious but VERY informative. Lisiate Wolfgramm graces our ears with his God given talents of comedic story telling and all of his brilliance. Although, we speak from a Tongan experience, Pacific Islanders can definitely relate 100%. So please…
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EP 9 | Let’s talk about SEX, SOSEFINA w/ Johnny Valenz
Joined by Johnny Valenz a.k.a Tokouso on IG we share our thoughts on the upcoming Polynesian romance/drama film “SOSEFINA” and we also make the conversation about SEX feel less cringy and less uncomfortable. At least we think we did. Press play and let us know afterwards what you thought or keep...
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EP 8 | Popping our Motherland cherry
Gay parasites, Roaches the size of your mothers areolas, Chiefs views on the Heilala drama and UNSOLICITED ass grabbing and dry humping. Our experiences as Tongan-Americans traveling back to the mother island for the first time.
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EP 7 l POLYs in the “HOOD”’ w/ MyKowLow
Let's take a fucktastical ride with KOLO SILENCIO AND CHIEF AS YOUR TOUR GUIDES THROUGH the hoodburbs polys love to call home. You're going to shit yourself with laughter. KOLOS INSTA :https://instagram.com/mykowlow?igshid=1jk9naflxtkar
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EP 6 | Nightmare on ELO street
Like the meme says: [flashlight under chin] They say a witch cursed this house 100 years ago. . [100 years ago] . Witch: FUCK THIS HOUSE! . Today we introduce 2 more Chiefisms to add to your daily vocabulary and we also discuss Tongan superstitions and ghosts. If you have any that we might’ve...
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EP 5 | Tongan Hoedowns
WUSS POPPINGTON all our ‘sinitaVELAs’ and ‘HELLA fellas’ thanks for making your way back to our podcast. Press play and reminisce with us as we talk about what we love and hate about Tongan functions. Also some changes have been made and we hope you like it. Ofa Lahi Atu ki ho mahi lahi.
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EP 4 | The nurse who stole Christmas
We’re back and ready like warm spaghetti. Come sit with us as we chat about a Tongan serpent, Sticky handed Care Givers & Contractors, Giosifas New Lucrative Business and our thoughts on Revenge Porn. Link to the post about the Tongan contractor...
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EP 3 | Memoirs of a Tongan Gay-Sha
Night after a FULL MOON your HELLA VELA hosts Giosifa and SilencioSLAP sit at the dinner table and feast on TOU’As with a side of TUNGAIKU & POLY PLATES. LINKS: Tou’a hulohula pulou https://www.facebook.com/208462283130352/posts/342269283082984?sfns=mo Memoirs of a Tongan Geisha - FB Page...
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EP 2 | Lesbian Prophecies
We explore the wacky world of self proclaimed Tongan prophets, our views and former popular Kai pages.
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Giasifa and SilencioSLAP tickling your funny boner once again
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