Help You Help Me Podcast

I'm trying to be ok.

HERE'S A LITTLE LIGHT AND LAUGHTER AND ANNA BANANA. STAY THE FUCK AT HOME!!

I'M NOT A STADIA FANBOY BUT I DON'T SEE WHY Y'ALL MAD. I'M BACK ON A MOSTLY INCONSISTENT BASIS!!! YAHOO ANSWERS IS STILL YAHOO ANSWERS GO SEE QUEEN AND SLIM!!!!!

THIS IS IS DELONGEST EPISODE YET! 50TH EPISODE!!! THANKS FOR FUCKING WITH ME DELONG WAY! ANNA BANANA IS BACK AND WERE NOT DISCUSSING THE TOPIC I BROUGHT.  ALSO MY MOM'S REMEDIES WORK, IM JUST BEING A BRAT FOR THE INTERNET. 

I HAVE TO HAVE A BUNCH OF TEETH YANKED OUT. FUCK ME. ALSO, I HAVE THE HOOK UP FOR EDC ORLANDO 2019 TIX. DETAILS AT THE END OF THE SHOW. ALSO, ALSO, CONTRIBUTE TO HELP YOU HELP ME BY BEING A DONOR HERE ON ANCHOR!

SEASON 3 IS UPON US. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? MORE SCREAMING AND CURSING INTO A MICROPHONE, THAT'S WHAT. 

WE HAVE A LOT TO TALK ABOUT!

I'M FUCKING BACK!  I'M ALSO A YEAR OLDER...

MY PALS SERENA AND ANDY STOP BY TO HELP ME MAKE SENSE OF YAHOO ANSWERS QUESTIONS ANSWERS QUESTIONS. ALSO I SAW THE THING AND IT WAS LIKE I IMAGINED.  EMAIL ME WITH YOUR QUESTIONS, ADVICE FOR ME, OR TO LET ME KNOW WHAT COOL STUFF IS GOING DOWN IN YOUR AREA. [email protected] ALSO, DONATE TO THE SHOW VIA ANCHOR!

WANDA (IG: @FLORIDAGREENLEAVES) AND CRISTIN SIT AND HAVE A TALK ABOUT ALL THINGS CANNABIS! THESE TWO WOMEN ARE AWESOME AND ARE MAKING STRIDES TO UNDERSTAND AND EDUCATE PEOPLE ON THE INDUSTRY AND THE PLANT THAT SURROUNDS IT. QUESTIONS OR COMMENTS ON THIS SHOW? EMAIL ME AT [email protected]!

SEAN GRUBBS-ROBISHAW IS THE TYPE OF WHITE GAY I CAN'T STAND. JEFF GRAVES IS THE TYPE OF WHITE STRAIGHT I CAN'T STAND. THE MAIL BAG IS OPEN, ONCE AGAIN. SEND ME YOUR QUESTIONS/COMMENTS TO [email protected]

BEYONCE DID A THING. NOW I'M OBLIGATED TO CONSUME THAT THING AS MANY TIMES AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE. TONIGHT. THE MAIL BAG IS HERE.  DON'T FORGET TO WRITE INTO THE MAILBAG! [email protected] OR HELP YOU HELP ME PODCAST ON INSTAGRAM AND VERO.

THIS EPISODE IS DEDICATED TO MY UNCLE GROVER AND TO NIPSEY HUSSLE. I'M ALL FOR KICKING 21 YEAR OLDS OUT OF THE HOUSE. THE PROBLEM WITH WHITE GAYS... YOU CAN DONATE TO THE PODCAST AT HYHM'S ANCHOR.FM PAGE! https://anchor.fm/helpyouhelpmepodcast

JORDAN PEELE DID NOT COME TO PLAY FUNNY GAMES... YOUR GRANDDAUGHTER IS LAZY, MA'AM. KICK HER OUT. DONATE TO HELP YOU HELP ME THROUGH THE SHOW'S ANCHOR.FM PAGE. EVERY AMOUNT HELPS! THANKS!

ANNA BANANA AND I ARE BEST FRIENDS AS FUCK.

ROBERT CRIED AND YELLED AT GALE AND PEARLS WERE CLUTCHED, HENNY. WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOUR CHILD IS A DUMPSTER FIRE BUT YOU DON'T WANT HER TO STRUGGLE? WHAT DID THE BABY CARROT IN CHIEF SAY TO PISS OFF THAT CRAZY MAN IN N. KOREA?

BEST FRIENDS AF.

JUSSIE SMOLLETT IS INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY. (BUT IT'S NOT LOOKING GREAT.)

HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH! I TELL Y'ALL WHY I DON'T KNOW NOTHING ABOUT LOVE. ALSO, BLACKFACE IS STILL SOMETHING WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT.  THE BACKSTREET BOYS PUT OUT A NEW ALBUM... HEAR WHAT I THINK ABOUT IT! THIS EPISODE IS SPONSORED BY THE BLACK TUX. LISTEN FOR THE COUPON CODE TO SAVE $20 OFF YOUR NEXT PURCHASE. 

I MADE IT ANOTHER WEEK! ANOTHER EPISODE ABOUT NOT MUCH.  IT'S FUCK DONALD TRUMP FOR LIFE. TOM BROKAW WANTS SMOKE TOO. I ANSWER YAHOO ANSWERS QUESTIONS

HAPPY MLK DAY, Y'ALL! 

TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, FRIENDS. I GOT IT NOW.   THE WHITEST PRESIDENT ALIVE IS STILL HERE AND I STILL DON'T KNOW HER. I STILL HAVEN'T SEEN BIRDBOX AND I'M SURE I NEVER WILL. WATCH THIS IS FAIRLY SPOILER FREE. SOME OF Y'ALL NEED JESUS. FOR THOSE WHO JUST NEED A THERAPIST I'M ANSWERING YAHOO ANSWERS QUESTIONS ANSWERS QUESTIONS. PARTICIPATE IN THE PODCAST! [email protected] @HYHM_POD ON TWITTER

2018 wrap-up!

Let's talk about HIV.

This episode is with my best friend, Anna Banana. We talk about our friendship and mental wellness and self care in our 30s vs our 20s.

This Episode is dedicated to THE Queen of Soul.

For Sue. For Billy. For Eve. For Aunt Naomi. For Grandpa and Gramdma For Uncle Eddie For Grandma Maise For Aunt Pam For everyone we loved and lost. For the ones we haven't, give them their flowers while they're here. I love you all.

A conversation with my Lil BroBro.

Here's where this mess began.

This episode is dedicated to the incomparable Billy Manes. ❤

This episode is so fucking late and I'm so fucking sorry!

This is for Butchie.

"We call this here a little twenty-twen-twen, niiiggaaaa!" - Smokey

The kids are alright.

This show is for you, Austin, TX.

Sorry I was late!

Welcome to Help You Help Me!!! • A Quick Break! • I Don't Know Her: Emma Gonzalez #wecallbs • I Don't Know Her: Susan Peirez • I Don't Know Her: Black Panther Trolls • I Don't Know Her: The National Anthem • Video Game Nerd! • More Nerd Shit! • Help for Harold! • Hate to See You Cumming... • The Slap! • Where's My Father'sDay! • Ebony and Ivory! • Oh, Y'all Want a Twist? • Byeeee!

Welcome to Help You Help Me! • Download Anchor! • New Job, Who Dis? • Hear Me Out: Black Panther Soundtrack • Hear Me Out: Victory Lap by Nipsey Hustle • I Don't Know Her: Nipsey Hussle • I Don't Know Her: The NRA • A Quick Break! • Hoopty Hoo!!!! • I Don't Wanna Grow Up! • To Gym or Nah! • The devil is real and here for fuckery!

Updates! Updates! Updates!

Welcome to Help You Help Me! • Hear Me Out: Man of the Woods by Justin Timberlake • Hear Me Out: Lungs Playlist • Help! I need YouTube Ideas! • I Don't Know Her! • His Dick is His Business! • Peer Pressure! • Mama Mia! (Mario voice) • A Quick Break! • Yahoooooooo! • Byeeeeee!

Welcome to Help You Help Me! • [email protected] • Hear Me Out: Revival by Eminem • Hear Me Out: Culture II by Migos • Anchor Ad! • Emails! • Emails! • Emails! • Emails! • A Message from Eddie! • Assassin's Creed Origins • Nintendo Switch, or nah? • What's your favorite Sega Genesis game? • A Quick Break! • Starving Artists! • Ugh! (Rolls eyes) • Mixed Races! • Ew, Feminism! • I don't have to sign off because I don't have a sign off! Byeeeeee!

Short Skirts, don't care. Also, man-splaining the #metoo "witchhunt". Am I a Communist? Slumlords, freeloaders, and loving yourself! Oh my!

I'm answering questions from Yahoo Answers! Also, why white people should stop saying "ghetto".

How do you guys stay organized? • Help me help these Yahoo Answers yahoos! • What's your favorite cheeseburger?