Helpful Snowman Radio

The Land and its People by David Sedaris, Mild Card, and more. Just a little more. Not, like, LOADS more, but more than just the two things named.

Let’s check out MAD About DC by personal hero Chip Zdarsky! Which results in calling a SAXaphone line.

#JusticeForDio

eBay travails and a story about pathetic book marketing.

Some advice for dentists. GOOD advice that you JUST CANNOT TAKE.

You got a problem, I RESOLVE it. Well, resolve to resolve it this year.

The tapes.

It is my duty, after all. Ed Sardella told me so.

A chaotic pen, merchmas, and, well, das all.

We end with a bang, well, almost a bang before being interrupted by a werewolf.

Roseanne has her worst nightmare. Before she entered politics.

The Muppets pay…THE Price!

Saluting your childhood nightmare.

Go Go Halloween and the dumbest gameshow ever.

A Friday the 13th. A. NOT THE.

A real nightmare on boring street.

Garfield brings the scares and a possible ex-wife slam.

Oh my god! They killed…a bunch of dudes.

What, are you gonna cry? Baby? Lane!

We don’t have a home. Comedy gold!

Witches get a message to calm down. Yeah, that doesn’t rhyme. Not everything rhymes, you know.

Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice…

Lovingly rendered Halloween jugs.

As has often proven to be the case, pizza saves the day.

a shockingly legitimate corporate Halloween.

Water Cure. Happy Halloween.

Unlucky 13 on the Far Side with THE BLACK GHOOOOOST

Two Guys, A Girl, a Pizza Place, A Halloween, A Murder, a Mimi…

Beavis. Butthead. Cornholio.

DOOG! DOOOOOOG!

Indiana is Eerie as all hell.

I am, in fact, somewhat afraid of the intro of the dark.

The Pretty Good Pumpkin!

The cutest slap in the face of god ever!

It’s a Monster Party. A MAD one. I’m a little mad about it…

Treehouses and horror go hand in claw.

The Adventures of Pete and Pete NEVER disappoint. Probably because the show has the best name. Twice.

We take the bus to Halloweentown!

Welcome to a bone-chilling, TV tube warming Podoween! Episode 1 is all about The Halloween That Almost Wasn’t (but then was).

It took me a week to post this, so the contents are a bit of a mystery to me as well. That’s how terrible my memory is. Just be grateful you’re not PM Flex, who has to suffer through me making the same jokes MULTIPLE times because I don’t even remember that I’ve made them […]

Motivating employees ain’t easy.

Worst sitcoms of all time? Dragged away by baboons?

We answer some library questions.

A Pee Wee Tribute.

The dark world of trash.

A brief look at TTRPGs. Because there are NO OTHER PODCASTS doing it! Hey, look at Qadida! Look. At. It. https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/wythe/qadida-a-spy-filled-stillfleet-gazetteer

A smash AND a hit!

We address our most seriousest issue yet.

Defunct restaurants including the OG breastaurant (which was just spell-corrected for me, meaning there is a correct spelling for a term to describe a very specific kind of stupid restaurant).