Here She Comes Podcast

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Here She Comes Podcast

Here She Comes: Confessions of a Retired Vibrator Seller. Join Jasmine Aziz, author of "Sex and Samosas", for her sexy, funny and sometimes poignant journey as she details the four years she sold vibrators while navigating her first long term yet toxic relationship. She will also be releasing chapter by chapter, her second novel "Bring Your Own Batteries: The Memoirs of a Retired Vibrator Seller".

  1. 29

    Special Edition: Stupid Sex Terms

    In this special edition episode, we ask Dan to provide what he thinks are the definitions of some really out there slang sex terms. Ribaldry ensues... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  2. 28

    Curtain call

    The curtains to the champagne room open but what happens inside has more to do with Jasmine than Lamby.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  3. 27

    Naked Ambitions

    In this episode, Jasmine brings Lamby to a strip club and tells him she will buy him a lap dance for his birthday. However, Lamby's extreme pickiness stymies her and leaves her with only one choice - a freebie from her friend Candy.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  4. 26

    Icing on the cake

    A dinner with Lamby and his friend has Jasmine recalling the first birthday gift she ever gave him. Her innocent suggestion, could awaken one of Lamby's guilty pleasures.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  5. 25

    Granny pant-tease!

    One thankless hostess who won't get off the phone, one marshmallow maiden and one note-taking Granny should have had Jasmine running for the door. In the end, she is the one who giving thanks for a night she will never forget.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  6. 24

    Strawberry Feels Forever

    Jasmine braves a bridge to get to the party that promised over forty guests and a massive payday. What she arrives to find has a profound impact on her, but not in the way she expected.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  7. 23

    Jeep-ers creepers

    A party in Hamilton that requires traversing the Skyway Bridge triggers Jasmine's gephyrophobia (fear of bridges) and reminds her of a terrifying Jeep trip in India when she was 5 years old. *this episode is lovingly dedicated to the memory of Mary See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  8. 22

    Long live the King - part two

    The continuation of the party with the Greek women takes a loud, surprising turn providing Jasmine with a defining moment in her life.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  9. 21

    Long live the King!

    Jasmine does another party in Scarborough that is loud, lascivious and brimming with lessons in love.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  10. 20

    Heart and Sole - part two!

    Jasmine, in her new sexy shoes, climbs the stairs to Lamby's ex lover's home with the sole intention of telling her to back off her boyfriend. When an unexpected guest shows up, things take a surprising turn. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  11. 19

    Heart and Sole

    In part one, Jasmine recalls how slipping on a pair of five-inch cork-heeled shoes changed her perspective - not just getting her face to face with Lamby but also face to face with Lamby's ex and the possibility of a new sexual adventure. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  12. 18

    Pucker up!

    In this episode, Jasmine's sales are on fire but it's what happens in the sales room with one of her clients that has her really hot and bothered. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  13. 17

    Son of a beach

    As Jasmine readies for her first party in Toronto, she reminisces about a trip in India to the beach that didn't exactly "Goa" as planned. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  14. 16

    Answer the question, dammit!

    In this special edition podcast, Jasmine and her grouchy af husband answer a couple's questionnaire together.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  15. 15

    Hole lot of tension

    During her party for the women in their fifties, Jasmine recalls a tension filled evening spent with Lamby that involved a drag race, dessert and desire. She begins to realize there is a hole not only in her pantyhose but in her relationship with her boyfriend.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  16. 14

    Tick, tock, your relationship is a crock

    Just as Jasmine is anticipating going away to Toronto with Lamby, an incident that takes place at her sister's going away party sets in motion that time is ticking for her relationship.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  17. 13

    Sex Wares and Gummy Bears - part two!

    The first of the young girls at the party finally comes up to the sales room and her request for product does nothing to assuage Jasmine's ire. It isn't until Jasmine is out in the night that she goes from seeing red, to seeing stars. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  18. 12

    Sex Wares And Gummi Bears - Episode 12

    Sex Wares And Gummi Bears - Episode 12

  19. 11

    Sleeve It To Beaver

    Sleeve It To Beaver

  20. 10

    Shakin' all over - Episode 10

    Shakin' all over - Episode 10

  21. 9

    INTERVIEW: Living with an eating disorder - part two

    INTERVIEW: Living with an eating disorder - part two

  22. 8

    INTERVIEW: Living with an eating disorder Episode 8

    INTERVIEW: Living with an eating disorder Episode 8

  23. 7

    The Couples Party: All fired up!

    The Couples Party: All fired up!

  24. 6

    Just "do" it, for wank of a better word

    Just "do" it, for wank of a better word

  25. 5

    Sex School: Where the lessons are easy and the homework is...hard!

    Sex School: Where the lessons are easy and the homework is...hard!

  26. 4

    Bring Your Own Batteries: Chapter Two (The Oracle of Oral Sex)

    Bring Your Own Batteries: Chapter Two (The Oracle of Oral Sex)

  27. 3

    Bring Your Own Batteries: Chapter One (My First Time)

    Bring Your Own Batteries: Chapter One (My First Time)

  28. 2

    The Pleather Is All Mine

    The Pleather Is All Mine

  29. 1

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Here She Comes: Confessions of a Retired Vibrator Seller. Join Jasmine Aziz, author of "Sex and Samosas", for her sexy, funny and sometimes poignant journey as she details the four years she sold vibrators while navigating her first long term yet toxic relationship. She will also be releasing chapter by chapter, her second novel "Bring Your Own Batteries: The Memoirs of a Retired Vibrator Seller".

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