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Here's What I Don't Get

by HWIDG

A weekly podcast about the things in life that piss us off, or outright confuse the heck out of us. The show is co-hosted by rocker Uncle Buck (based in North Carolina), and Tab Birt (based out of the land of Praying Hands).

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Episodes

  1. Episode 384 - DrunkStream

    Tab has some stuff to say

  2. Episode 378 - About Face

    Tab and Chaco are once again on the air, this time battling with... Face Modern Aging Too much of our society is about pretending we're better than we are. Social Media is clearly a dangerous experiment, people manufacturer a façade of life, and then judge their own reality and façade off of…

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  3. Episode 377 - More Equal

    Tab and Chaco are back, and this week they're talking about... Protected Classes Design for Non-Users These days we're all about Equity, well just as long as your one of the groups that have been decided to need more equity than others. If you're not one of those, well you can just go pound sand,...

  4. Episode 376 - Nuffin

    Tab and Chaco are back again, discussing. Guiltsplaining Television Ads The most honest thing you can do is accept when you're wrong. Almost nobody can do that though, there's always some extenuating circumstance, or sob story that justifies whatever reckless act that was committed. It's…

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  5. Episode 375 - Chupacabra

    El Chaco is back with an Unsolved Mystery, perhaps you can solve it? That plus... Musecide Forcing Your mark Our inspiration for art has slowly vanished from the world. As women become fatter, more tattoed, and sporting bright toxic colors, why would we bother to do anything of meaning to attract...

  6. Episode 374 - Here Comes The...

    Chaco and Tab are back this week, and they're getting into a little bit of a disagreement talking about... Nothing Burgers Boomerism It's time to give up. Nothing seems to ever change, no consequences will ever be had. Our lives were destroyed not 5 years ago, and nobody has had to face any sort…

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  7. Episode 373 - Crashed and Burned

    Chaco and Tab are back for once last February arrow discussing... Usury Franchise Executions Debt has really become the shackles which we are dragged around. Most institutions are founded around creating or exploiting debt. Generational wealth is being eroded away for the middle class, and hence...

  8. Episode 372 - Shap Tahlk

    Chaco and Tab are back again this week and their manifesting their Toxic Masculinity talking about... Poor Male Role Models The End of Shop Talk The gynocracy has been upon us for more than a generation and men pine for someone to look up to. Unfortunately there are a mess of toxic men out there...

  9. Episode 371 - Delusions of Justice

    Tab and Chaco are back again this week. Tab has been mildly electrocuted and Chaco is under the impression he's fighting in the French Revolution. Delulus The Project Slippery Slope We've talked about it before but more and more it seems there's a total disconnect between the reality we live in…

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  10. Episode 370 -Shflation

    Reminder that the Patreon is reopening February 1st, please adjust your subscriptions as you see fit, thank you. Tab and Chaco are back again this week, and this episode is actually being released in the same Lunar New year it was recorded! Talking about... Petit Tyrants Shflation Weaponizing...

  11. Episode 369 - Cut the Check

    Big announcement this week, starting February 1st the HWIDG Patreon will be back up and collecting donations, please edit your subscriptions as you see fit, and thank you for your support. This week El Chaco are back in 2025 and bringing in a big episode talking about... Reparations Playing God...

  12. Episode 368 - Wrong About Rights

    Another delayed episode now available for your listening pleasure. El Chaco and Tab are ranting in this doubled up episode. Pet Parents Cultural Rorschach Tests People Who Don't Understand Rights Taylor Swift Single white women who just can't find a good man, of course they can't respond to a…

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  13. Episode 367 - Artistic Automation

    This long delayed episode is finally live, this time Tab and Chaco are talking about, The Death of Human Content Art as a Process As AI slowly takes over our lives, but before the robots rise up to wipe us all out, the first thing they are doing is just filling our feeds with trash. It's really…

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  14. Episode 366 - The Ever Present Now

    Welcome back to a rip roarin episode of HWIDG. Support Tab's inexplicable mustache choices by visiting www.Linktr.ee/moghvember once you've done that listen to Tab and Chaco wax poetic on... Dystopia Overload The Liberal Thought Process For too long in media the dystopia has reigned supreme. Even...

  15. Episode 365 - Calendar Show

    This week we're joined by JamieDlux and talking about mustaches linktr.ee/moghvember Emotional Exhibitionism Vice in Virtuous Clothing This was recorded before the election, but holy hell did we see some more proud cry babies on the internet this week. It's worse than 2016 was. Why do these…

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  16. Episode 364 - Hot in Here

    This week we're talking about Blaming Climate Change Days of Infamy

  17. Episode 363 - TGD

    El Chaco had an audio issue at the top of the show. I've taken his solo intro and attached it to the end. If you want an update on his horrific neighbors and can make it through the noise it's on the end. This week we're talking about Sudden Genre Death App Deliveries

  18. Episode 362 - I'd Buy That For...

    Chaco and Tab are back again this week, allergies are in full swing across the globe but these brave men soldier on in the face of adversity speaking on... Loud Music Dollar Store Derision Everyone love's music, but you know what nobody loves your stupid music. Turn the knob down dillweed, we…

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  19. Episode 361 - Descent into Barbie Girls

    Joel and Tab return from the shapeless void, with 7% more estrogen in their blood and no way to redeem it, they're complaining about... People Who Don't Respect Sundays Plastics Rewards Programs Sure we should all be absolutely irate at the fact that our grandparents raised 5+ kids on less than...

  20. Episode 360 - No Scope ft. Larry Bleidner

    Larry Bleidner returns to the show, completing the full cycle. Beginning this week we go back to talking about forklifts, Paraguayan Wrestling, and rooting for Trump. You don't remember what was said 7 years ago, we're just going to start recycling the same tired material and raking in the…

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  21. Episode 359 - Endless Frustration

    Chaco and Tab embarked on a thrilling adventure through the dense jungle, navigating treacherous terrain and avoiding deadly traps set by ancient civilizations. As they ventured deeper into the unknown, they stumbled upon a hidden temple, where they uncovered ancient artifacts and mysterious...

  22. Episode 358 - Homos Naked

    El Chaco is on the show this time, and WE'VE BROKEN THE CURSE! Talking about... Doctors An Ill Fit Society reveres doctors, probably too much. We constantly lionize them all for the acts of just a few. For every person that has a good doctor experience there are 10 who spent years going to…

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  23. Episode 357 - Hammer Bros

    Chaco makes a cameo to start us off, but then it is Buck and Tab off to the races talking about... AI Alarmists Eschewing Practices & Standards Every new piece of technology is supposedly the end of the world. Some of the predictions are correct others are way off base. The latest boogey man is…

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  24. Episode 356 - Nine Days in Tulsa

    Tab is riding solo in this one, catching up on the happenings of life, talking about... The Death of a Mentor Sh!tty Brothers Finding someone who helped mold you as a person is something only the very lucky get. To have someone choose to be a part of making you a whole person is a gift. Losing…

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  25. Episode 355 - Feels Good Man

    Welcome back again HWIDGites. El Chaco and Tab are back once again to nitpick life's greatest distractions. Can these men beat the curse? Listen and find out as the rail against; Hedonism Serving Sizes Sometimes short term gains net in long term major problems. Our lives have become so addicted…

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  26. Episode 354 - Get Off My Land

    We're making up for last weeks lost power, Chaco is awaiting the arrival of his beloved mother and squeezing in a couple don't gets. Chatting about - Squatter's Rights - Fat Fat Fatties In a just and loving world if you owned a property you could live there, if you didn't own a property you can't...

  27. Episode 353 - Slots Rule!

    Welcome back loyal HWIDG fans, El Chaco had a last minute rain storm that killed his power so he's missed our episode. Tim and Tab will soldier on though and they are talking about. - Gambling - Theatre Do you have twenty dollars? Would you like to briefly have more than twenty dollars and then…

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  28. Episode 352 - Seventh Anniversary

    Welcome back HWIDG fans to this very special Anniversary Episode of HWIDG. I'm Joined by El Chaco, and the Handlebreaker, we're catching up, and we're talking about... Forgotten Auto-Payments Rewards Memberships Cowards Isn't it great these days how you can give a 16 digit number, a 4 digit...

  29. Episode 351 - National Watermelon Day

    In a shocking turn of events, Andy and Big Cray Duke have gotten together to keep the streak alive for another week. Taking us to 351. This was completely of their own volition. They're talking about; The Modern Popularity of Jeeps Pulling Trailers People Who Don't Close the Copy machine Jeeps…

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  30. Episode 350 - Soul Food

    Tim is once again live in person in the most dangerous city in America. He's still gun shy on the toilets, the table is a green screen, and we're talking about. The Speed of Nine to Five Inhumans In this corporate hellscape we live in, many are trapped in a cubicle or office for 40 hours every...

  31. Episode 349 - Re-retiring, Again

    Welcome back our buddy El Chaco this week. His internet is sabotaging him again, but we're pushing through and talking about False Finalities Toxic Masculinity It's becoming pretty clear nothing will ever end again. Franchises must continue forever so that another buck can be squeezed from the...

  32. Episode 348 - Poorly Stapled

    Buck is back this week, and we're unpacking some childhood trauma in this struggle sesh. So pull up a bean bag, light up a doob, and get ready to slappa da bongos bruddah. Shovel Leaners Crying About Working Conditions When push comes to shove these days, you can count on just about everyone…

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  33. Episode 347 - Outrageous

    Tony is on this week, and he brought his disavowing boots. So let's see how many times we can make him wish he had never done that thing which I use to black mail him into doing my bidding. Not Believing in True Stories Film Actors Guild When a movie says that it is "Based on a true story" that...

  34. Episode 346 - St Louis Revenge

    Tim is back this week, despite St Louis best efforts to destroy him. He's technically a biohazard and he's raging against, - Being Nostradamus - Flopbusters Humanity on the whole seems to have completely lost the ability for pattern recognition over the last few decades. Maybe it's attention…

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  35. Episode 345 - Caiman Roll

    Here we go again fans, Buck is back this week and we're talking about, Being the Autistic Expert Life on Easy Mode Idealized Society Fantasies These days if you want a lot of irrelevant amount of information about a niche topic, you can get Chat GPT to write all about it for you. In the before...

  36. Episode 344 - Inalienable

    Welcome back HWIDG listeners, we're shot out of a cannon this week, and railing against. Human Rights TM Bar Trivia These days everything seems to be a human right, unless it actually benefits the individual, then it's a dangerous lie and needs to be stopped. It's so exhausting being beaten with...

  37. Episode 343 - Silent But Dedlay

    Tony is back just in time to plug our episode of Talking about Tapes Reviewing Tomorrow Never Dies. And Tomorrow shouldn't die, but you know what should die? Universal Studios Bicyclers 2: Electric Bike Boogaloo There is a common sentiment these days that the 80s feels like it was 20 years ago…

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  38. Episode 342 - Undiagnosed

    Tim is live in the Most Dangerous City in a America! His tank is bone dry, but his issues runneth over. We're talking about; - ADHD Content - "We" Projects Everyone is so hyped about being neurodivergent these days, it only makes sense that content be made specifically for those people. The...

  39. Episode 341 - Morbid Glee

    Buck and Chaco have taken the reigns while Tab is out of town. They're doing better than the last time thankfully and they're talking about... Reciprocal Review Systems Celebrating Needless Death The social credit system we have now is even more dystopian than the government enforced one in West...

  40. Episode 340 - The Hard Sell

    Buck is back this week, and by some miracle of dead soldiers we were able to record in the early afternoon instead of 8 in the morning. Praise the lord of death and globohomo! - Poorly Timed Relief - Enlisting in 2023 - Timeshare Peddlers It seems to me that every time I get a really good…

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  41. Episode 339 - Short Sighted

    El Chaco is back this week for a record breaking episode. We're all fired up and talking about; - Cities - Cultures that Don't Plant Trees City folk would have you thinking that life is amazing being in a little pod a bus ride away from work. It's not cities are awful. Rural Wyoming has never…

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  42. Episode 338 - Stay Outta Mah Swamp

    Tim is back from another month on the road. He's sweaty, his knees are weak, his eyes are wide, and he's raging about Swamps Things not for the User Why did people think living in swamps was a good idea? What pioneer felt the humid hellscapes of Florida and South Carolina and thought, "This is...

  43. Episode 337 - Speedrunning Your Roots

    Welcome back HWIDGents and ladies, Tony is back this week and he's disavowing a storm especially, - Rushed Origin Stories - The Writer's Strike Where did Indy get his Hat? Where did Han get his gun? Where did Jack Sparrow get his compass? Where did Superman get his glasses? Who could possibly…

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  44. Episode 336 - Is Theft

    Welcome back HWIDG fans, it's sunrise and buck is on his way down, Tab is on his way up, and they're both working on problematic terminology, incorporating more of it into their daily vernaculars. You know stuff like... - People Who Don't Warn About Speed Traps - Thinking Taxes Work In this world...

  45. Episode 335 - Trust Me

    El Chaco is back this week, we're riding off the WATP/TDS Philly high, and we're talking shop about those that ruin your days. - Expert Liars - Women in the Workforce In 2020 it became clear that most of those around us aren't good honest people. They are at best NPCs devoid of anything but the...

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A weekly podcast about the things in life that piss us off, or outright confuse the heck out of us. The show is co-hosted by rocker Uncle Buck (based in North Carolina), and Tab Birt (based out of the land of Praying Hands).

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