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We are looking for your movie picks, for our monthly Listener Pick&Flick! Someone thought they were being sooooooo clever and tried punish Sarah by making her choose to do a DC animated Film.  Sometimes you just have to find the workaround, this is League of Superpets.This has been a BarBar Production  Email us! [email protected] us out on instagram!@hereswhyihateitTheme song by: HoliznaWritten, Produced and Edited by Saryle WinkmasShow art by: @sketchgoblin

We are looking for your movie picks, for our monthly Listener Pick&Flick! Back at it again this week after a brief respite.  As is tradition, the poorly described plots are proving to be harder and harder to decipher.  So we are back with another punishment, this time a reboot of a lesser known franchise, that's right this is Punisher War Zone.This has been a BarBar Production  Email us! [email protected] us out on instagram!@hereswhyihateitTheme song by: HoliznaWritten, Produced and Edited by Saryle WinkmasShow art by: @sketchgoblin

We are looking for your movie picks, for our monthly Listener Pick&Flick! This week we smelled what The rock was cooking, and it wasn't for us.  Slip on your leather army and grab your helmet we're in the army now, Hercules army that is.This has been a BarBar Production  Email us! [email protected] us out on instagram!@hereswhyihateitTheme song by: HoliznaWritten, Produced and Edited by Saryle WinkmasShow art by: @sketchgoblin

We are looking for your movie picks, for our monthly Listener Pick&Flick! This week all Johnny's complaining led to an unexpected diamond in the cult classic rough.  If you haven't had the pleasure of seeing Chopping Mall, immediately rectify that.  So bad its good!This has been a BarBar Production  Email us! [email protected] us out on instagram!@hereswhyihateitTheme song by: HoliznaWritten, Produced and Edited by Saryle WinkmasShow art by: @sketchgoblin

We are looking for your movie picks, for our monthly Listener Pick&Flick! This week we're doing a sequel or depending who ask it's a sequel.  Grab your little cricket kids, we're going alien hunting.  This is Men In Back: InternationalThis has been a BarBar Production  Email us! [email protected] us out on instagram!@hereswhyihateitTheme song by: HoliznaWritten, Produced and Edited by Saryle WinkmasShow art by: @sketchgoblin

We are looking for your movie picks, for our monthly Listener Pick&Flick! This week we lightening portal to 2021, where a dragon burnt into your flesh means you are forced to enter a grand battle.  That's it, that's the whole plot.  You guessed it kids this is Mortal Kombat!This has been a BarBar Production  Email us! [email protected] us out on instagram!@hereswhyihateitTheme song by: HoliznaWritten, Produced and Edited by Saryle WinkmasShow art by: @sketchgoblin

We are looking for your movie picks, for our monthly Listener Pick&Flick! This week Sarah full-fills her punishment and picks a film where the a main actor's name had to start with an "A".  So many films to choose from, but instead she picked Junior, another 90's rental classic.This has been a BarBar Production  Email us! [email protected] us out on instagram!@hereswhyihateitTheme song by: HoliznaWritten, Produced and Edited by Saryle WinkmasShow art by: @sketchgoblin

We are looking for your movie picks, for our monthly Listener Pick&Flick! Once again Sarah is unable to guess the absolute crap movie Johnny has pulled out of his as.  But, she did it to herself, and now we all must suffer.  That's right kids, it's that 1983 fantasy art driven classic.... Fire and Ice.Listener note: The rating was forgotten on this horrendous film, surprise surprise it was rated 1.5 by Johnny and Sarah gave it a 0.This has been a BarBar Production  Email us! [email protected] us out on instagram!@hereswhyihateitTheme song by: HoliznaWritten, Produced and Edited by Saryle WinkmasShow art by: @sketchgoblin

We are looking for your movie picks, for our monthly Listener Pick&Flick! This week we tap dance back to 1996 for Sarah's punishment.  Although it might have backfired on Johnny, Sarah has gone through her Rolodex of musicals and pulled Woody Allens: Everyone Say I Love You, for your viewing pleasure.This has been a BarBar Production  Email us! [email protected] us out on instagram!@hereswhyihateitTheme song by: HoliznaWritten, Produced and Edited by Saryle WinkmasShow art by: @sketchgoblin

We are looking for your movie picks, for our monthly Listener Pick&Flick! This week the gang heads back to better days when there were no rules and anything goes. The plot is stretched like Jonny's sweatpants after thanksgiving dinner. Grab your fanciest chain kids, we're watching The Pest.  This has been a BarBar Production  Email us! [email protected] us out on instagram!@hereswhyihateitTheme song by: HoliznaWritten, Produced and Edited by Saryle WinkmasShow art by: @sketchgoblin

We are looking for your movie picks, for our monthly Listener Pick&Flick! Grab your bling kids and prepare to low hang your pants, this week the gang heads back to the early 2000's.  Although an interesting look of 2005, this story was based off one teens experience with her affluents classmates in Los Angeles.  Thats right we're watching Havoc!This has been a BarBar Production  Email us! [email protected] us out on instagram!@hereswhyihateitTheme song by: HoliznaWritten, Produced and Edited by Saryle WinkmasShow art by: @sketchgoblin

We are looking for your movie picks, for our monthly Listener Pick&Flick! This week, Johnny punishes Sarah, for no good reason, with the the worst CGI they've ever seen in a movie.  The only saving grace is John Leguizamo acting chops.  that's right kids, this is Spawn.This has been a BarBar Production  Email us! [email protected] us out on instagram!@hereswhyihateitTheme song by: HoliznaWritten, Produced and Edited by Saryle WinkmasShow art by: @sketchgoblin

We are looking for your movie picks, for our monthly Listener Pick&Flick! We're back!  After a semi-short break to regroup and take in some real cinema.  Johnny and Sarah are feeling refreshed and ready to consume the hot garbage Hollywood insists on shoving down our throats.  The gang kicks off this season of love with a zombie teen comedy turned cult classic, My Boyfriend's Back.This has been a BarBar Production  Email us! [email protected] us out on instagram!@hereswhyihateitTheme song by: HoliznaWritten, Produced and Edited by Saryle WinkmasShow art by: @sketchgoblin

We are looking for your movie picks, for our monthly Listener Pick&Flick! This week JKA got to pick his flick, all because Sarah spoon fed him the hints last week.  Frick'in idiot.  We travel back to Johnny's better years, full of Juggalos and high fructose carbonated beverages being launched of a clowns back.  Sounds fun, but you would be mistaken, that's right this is BIG MONEY HU$TLA$. Happy Thanksgiving Hater's!This has been a BarBar Production  Email us! [email protected] us out on instagram!@hereswhyihateitTheme song by: HoliznaWritten, Produced and Edited by Saryle WinkmasShow art by: @sketchgoblin

We are looking for your movie picks, for our monthly Listener Pick&Flick! This week we head back to 2023, when we were alive and full of spunk!  Continuing on from last weeks visit to the vault recordings Sarah dives into Satan's Asshole and plucks one of the worst movies we say that year, this is Dungeons and Dragons.This has been a BarBar Production  Email us! [email protected] us out on instagram!@hereswhyihateitTheme song by: HoliznaWritten, Produced and Edited by Saryle WinkmasShow art by: @sketchgoblin

We are looking for your movie picks, for our monthly Listener Pick&Flick! This week we take a detour down a creepy laneway in somewhere in jersey. It's a weird on tis week but maybe that's just us!  That's right is the Canadian classic,  Nothing but Trouble.This has been a BarBar Production  Email us! [email protected] us out on instagram!@hereswhyihateitTheme song by: HoliznaWritten, Produced and Edited by Saryle WinkmasShow art by: @sketchgoblin

We are looking for your movie picks, for our monthly Listener Pick&Flick! This week we dive into the vault for another previously recorded episode.  Grab your leather jackets and pop that collar, this is Grease 2!This has been a BarBar Production  Email us! [email protected] us out on instagram!@hereswhyihateitTheme song by: HoliznaWritten, Produced and Edited by Saryle WinkmasShow art by: @sketchgoblin

We are looking for your movie picks, for our monthly Listener Pick&Flick! This week the gang takes a break from the depths of Satans Asshole, and dives into the world of Short Films for this Matinee Episode.  Check out our Instagram page for links to each film.This has been a BarBar Production  Email us! [email protected] us out on instagram!@hereswhyihateitTheme song by: HoliznaWritten, Produced and Edited by Saryle WinkmasShow art by: @sketchgoblin

We are looking for your movie picks, for our monthly Listener Pick&Flick! Are you fan of Final Fantasy?  Action? Intrigue and well plotters story?  Well. this movie definitely isn't for you.  Another listener pick takes us to another planet or universe or....never mind, this is Final Fantasy: Spirits Within.This has been a BarBar Production  Email us! [email protected] us out on instagram!@hereswhyihateitTheme song by: HoliznaWritten, Produced and Edited by Saryle WinkmasShow art by: @sketchgoblin

We are looking for your movie picks, for our monthly Listener Pick&Flick! Witches, thugs and dead hookers oh my!  If you ever wondered what a movie directed by 4 different directors with a tenuously cobbled together narrative would look like on the big screen....the Four Rooms might just be for you.This has been a BarBar Production  Email us! [email protected] us out on instagram!@hereswhyihateitTheme song by: HoliznaWritten, Produced and Edited by Saryle WinkmasShow art by: @sketchgoblin

We are looking for your movie picks, for our monthly Listener Pick&Flick! Get ready for a home run, a three pointer or some combination of both as we watch the greatest 90's raunchy sports movie fall time (according to one of us).  Don't get psyched out and miss this weeks flick, Baseketball.This has been a BarBar Production  Email us! [email protected] us out on instagram!@hereswhyihateitTheme song by: HoliznaWritten, Produced and Edited by Saryle WinkmasShow art by: @sketchgoblin

We are looking for your movie picks, for our monthly Listener Pick&Flick! Are you approaching middle age with the speed pf a Formula 1 car?  Well with the best years of your life behind you, join us for a sweet taste of 90's nostalgia with a 2020 twist.  Yup, it's Bill and Ted Face the Music.This has been a BarBar Production  Email us! [email protected] us out on instagram!@hereswhyihateitTheme song by: HoliznaWritten, Produced and Edited by Saryle WinkmasShow art by: @sketchgoblin

We are looking for your movie picks, for our monthly Listener Pick&Flick! Time for another Pick&Flick!  This one did not disappoint. If you like crippling socially awkward behaviour, love and violent revenge all wrapped up with a New Zealand accent, then Eagle vs Shark might just be for you.  Big thank you to day one listens Dom for this weeks picks all you do to promote this nonsensical podcast!This has been a BarBar Production  Email us! [email protected] us out on instagram!@hereswhyihateitTheme song by: HoliznaWritten, Produced and Edited by Saryle WinkmasShow art by: @sketchgoblin

We are looking for your movie picks, for our monthly Listener Pick&Flick! Well we found it, this is hands down the worst movie we’ve seen this year. Never lacking in the slap stick but more confused about itself than I was with my sexuality after watching Brad Pitt in interview with a vampire… this is My Boss's Daughter. This has been a BarBar Production  Email us! [email protected] us out on instagram!@hereswhyihateitTheme song by: HoliznaWritten, Produced and Edited by Saryle WinkmasShow art by: @sketchgoblin

We are looking for your movie picks, for our monthly Listener Pick&Flick! This week Johnny is going elbow deep into satan’s asshole because he can't guess a clue to save his life, unless it's spoon fed to him.  I guess he'll just have to GET OVER IT!! This has been a BarBar Production  Email us! [email protected] us out on instagram!@hereswhyihateitTheme song by: HoliznaWritten, Produced and Edited by Saryle WinkmasShow art by: @sketchgoblin

We are looking for your movie picks, for our monthly Listener Pick&Flick! This week our intrepid band dons their finest Exo suits and dive into a non stop thrill ride packed to the brim with battles, space ships, planet gods, and hair metal anthems in a way that only the 1980’s could provide…. This is Transformers The Movie. This has been a BarBar Production  Email us! [email protected] us out on instagram!@hereswhyihateitTheme song by: HoliznaWritten, Produced and Edited by Saryle WinkmasShow art by: @sketchgoblin

We are looking for your movie picks, for our monthly Listener Pick&Flick! This week, thanks to a friend of the podcast the gang kicked off our new monthly series Listener Pick&Flick with a bang.  With a bold film suggestion our derisive duo dives into this bizarre 90’s cult classic…this is eXistenZ.Big thanks to fellow Calgarian, Ven for dropping some suggestions into the gangs inbox! This has been a BarBar Production  Email us! [email protected] us out on instagram!@hereswhyihateitTheme song by: HoliznaWritten, Produced and Edited by Saryle WinkmasShow art by: @sketchgoblin

We are looking for your movie picks, for our monthly Listener Pick&Flick! Have you ever wanted to see a live action recreation of the game, Call of Cthulhu? Well neither did we, but like it or not, it’s the best and worst part of this weeks dive into the acting career of Nick Cage!! It’s The Wicker Man!!!!This has been a BarBar Production  Email us! [email protected] us out on instagram!@hereswhyihateitTheme song by: HoliznaWritten, Produced and Edited by Saryle WinkmasShow art by: @sketchgoblin

We are looking for your movie picks, for our monthly Listener Pick&Flick! This week our intrepid crew head back to 1970's Texas to witness first hand all the cheesy dialogue, ambitious dance numbers and gotcha journalism that one little whorehouse can handle!  It's The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas!This has been a BarBar Production  Email us! [email protected] us out on instagram!@hereswhyihateitTheme song by: HoliznaWritten, Produced and Edited by Saryle WinkmasShow art by: @sketchgoblin

We are looking for your movie picks, for our monthly Listener Pick&Flick! This week the gang was too busy to participate in the normal tomfoolery. So we packed up our shit wagon and headed out to the local cinema, for a cocaine fuelled romp in the Alps...that's right we saw Ballerina.This has been a BarBar Production  Email us! [email protected] us out on instagram!@hereswhyihateitTheme song by: HoliznaWritten, Produced and Edited by Saryle WinkmasShow art by: @sketchgoblin

We are looking for your movie picks, for our monthly Listener Pick&Flick! The week we head back to college for a raunchy classic that harkens back to films like Animal House and...well..mostly just Animal House, but with the charm of Ryan Reynolds, that's right it's Nation Lampoon's Van Wilder.This has been a BarBar Production  Email us! [email protected] us out on instagram!@hereswhyihateitTheme song by: HoliznaWritten, Produced and Edited by Saryle WinkmasShow art by: @sketchgoblin

We are looking for your movie picks, for our monthly Listener Pick&Flick! This week, get your beer helmet on and fill your kiddie pool with KY Jelly because we're going streaking!  The gang settles in to watch a movie that epitomizes the term Raunchy Comedy and going Old School!This has been a BarBar Production  Email us! [email protected] us out on instagram!@hereswhyihateitTheme song by: HoliznaWritten, Produced and Edited by Saryle WinkmasShow art by: @sketchgoblin

We are looking for your movie picks, for our monthly Listener Pick&Flick! Buckle up, grab your beer and let's go back to a simpler time of rape fueled Italians, nude beaches packed to the gills with old man dicks and robot fights!  That's right kids, Scotty doesn't know it's Eurotrip.  Mi Scuzi!This has been a BarBar Production  Email us! [email protected] us out on instagram!@hereswhyihateitTheme song by: HoliznaWritten, Produced and Edited by Saryle WinkmasShow art by: @sketchgoblin

We are looking for your movie picks, for our monthly Listener Pick&Flick! This week we kick off the "summer" right with our first flick of our Summer ain't no bummer Raunchy-com Romp.  And you know we had to do Jay and Silent bob Strike Back.  So grab a blunted, your hetero life mate and join us for this cult classic.This has been a BarBar Production  Email us! [email protected] us out on instagram!@hereswhyihateitTheme song by: HoliznaWritten, Produced and Edited by Saryle WinkmasShow art by: @sketchgoblin

We are looking for your movie picks, for our monthly Listener Pick&Flick! This week we go back to a time when a good looking girl with all the natural charisma of a stale fruitcake could get her own dance flick.  And that's exactly what Jessica Alba did, there's no booboo here, this is Honey.This has been a BarBar Production  Email us! [email protected] us out on instagram!@hereswhyihateitTheme song by: HoliznaWritten, Produced and Edited by Saryle WinkmasShow art by: @sketchgoblin

We are looking for your movie picks, for our monthly Listener Pick&Flick! If you ever wondered what it would be like to sit and watch a movie starring Ice Cube and Charlie Day, playing teachers who head to the parking lot after school to fight?  Now you don't have too, because we took that bullet for you, that's right it's Fist Fight!This has been a BarBar Production  Email us! [email protected] us out on instagram!@hereswhyihateitTheme song by: HoliznaWritten, Produced and Edited by Saryle WinkmasShow art by: @sketchgoblin

We are looking for your movie picks, for our monthly Listener Pick&Flick! We reached deep in to the vault for the this weeks episode.  And, surprise it's not just because we were lazy, we were busy damnit!  We didn't want you to go a week without a Johnny intro, so this week we travel back to July 21 2020, when Johnny and Sarah sat down to watch that zombie classic Pontypool.  Apologies for the ranging thunderstorm that set off multiple car alarms while we recored....This has been a BarBar Production  Email us! [email protected] us out on instagram!@hereswhyihateitTheme song by: HoliznaWritten, Produced and Edited by Saryle WinkmasShow art by: @sketchgoblin

We are looking for your movie picks, for our monthly Listener Pick&Flick! Buckle up KIDS!  Put on your finest neoprene crime fighting outfit, dinosaur themed helmet and come on down for a good o'fashioned morph'n time, jam packed with the wrong kind of camp and none of the heart of the original.  That's right it's mighty……nope, just Power Rangers.This has been a BarBar Production  Email us! [email protected] us out on instagram!@hereswhyihateitTheme song by: HoliznaWritten, Produced and Edited by Saryle WinkmasShow art by: @sketchgoblin

We are looking for your movie picks, for our monthly Listener Pick&Flick! This week we dive back into the old west for a weird flick, an odd one, some might even call it ridiculous.  That's right its Adam Sandler's historically insignificant flick, that some how was less fun than underwear lined with mousetraps.  That Netflix exclusive, The Ridiculous 6.This has been a BarBar Production  Email us! [email protected] us out on instagram!@hereswhyihateitTheme song by: HoliznaWritten, Produced and Edited by Saryle WinkmasShow art by: @sketchgoblin

We are looking for your movie picks, for our monthly Listener Pick&Flick! If you ever wanted to watch a terrible movie from a tired genre with the depth of a kiddie pool and all the emotional range of a potato then have we got the movie for you!  This week we rustle some beefs with this early 2000's disaster, Texas Rangers.This has been a BarBar Production  Email us! [email protected] us out on instagram!@hereswhyihateitTheme song by: HoliznaWritten, Produced and Edited by Saryle WinkmasShow art by: @sketchgoblin

We are looking for your movie picks, for our monthly Listener Pick&Flick! On the heels of the 35th anniversary on the best Ninja Turtle movie, this week our intrepid gang jumps head first into the sewer of a more radical time to watch those 4 green mutant ninjas who once again foil Shredders evil plans and stomp out the Foot for good.  That's right, it's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2 The Secret of the Ooze.This has been a BarBar Production  Email us! [email protected] us out on instagram!@hereswhyihateitTheme song by: HoliznaWritten, Produced and Edited by Saryle WinkmasShow art by: @sketchgoblin

We are looking for your movie picks, for our monthly Listener Pick&Flick! Today we mercifully take a detour to an objectively better time with this forgotten Horror Comedy hybrid.  That handier than a 6 armed hooker in a glory hole that's right its Idle Hands. This has been a BarBar Production  Email us! [email protected] us out on instagram!@hereswhyihateitTheme song by: HoliznaWritten, Produced and Edited by Saryle WinkmasShow art by: @sketchgoblin

We are looking for your movie picks, for our monthly Listener Pick&Flick! Did you ever wonder what it would be like to see a mid level teen sitcom star buck social convention and expose every single inch of herself on the world stage in a series of increasingly awkward naked dance numbers and seizure-esqu sex scenes all with no plot or payoff?  Well wonder no more because we’re watching Showgirls!!!! This has been a BarBar Production  Email us! [email protected] us out on instagram!@hereswhyihateitTheme song by: HoliznaWritten, Produced and Edited by Saryle WinkmasShow art by: @sketchgoblin

We are looking for your movie picks, for our monthly Listener Pick&Flick! Have you ever wondered what would happen in you took all the worst parts of the movie For Richer or Poorer and mash it up with the movie Dutch?  Wonder no more, because this weeks move is that masterpiece, you guessed it, it's Holy Matrimony.This has been a BarBar Production  Email us! [email protected] us out on instagram!@hereswhyihateitTheme song by: HoliznaWritten, Produced and Edited by Saryle WinkmasShow art by: @sketchgoblin

We are looking for your movie picks, for our monthly Listener Pick&Flick! This week the gang gouge out their eyes with grapefruit spoons and Mr Magoo our way through a class in crime fighting 101… all to celebrate that 2003 masterpiece Daredevil.This has been a BarBar Production  Email us! [email protected] us out on instagram!@hereswhyihateitTheme song by: HoliznaWritten, Produced and Edited by Saryle WinkmasShow art by: @sketchgoblin

We are looking for your movie picks, for our monthly Listener Pick&Flick! This week for our last of the worst Best Picture wins the gang get all gussied up to watch some vaudevillian prison princesses do their best to be baD.  Thats right, it's 2003’s Best Picture winner CHICAGO!!! This has been a BarBar Production  Email us! [email protected] us out on instagram!@hereswhyihateitTheme song by: HoliznaWritten, Produced and Edited by Saryle WinkmasShow art by: @sketchgoblin

We are looking for your movie picks, for our monthly Listener Pick&Flick! This week in our second to last week of the Oscar Special, we sit down to watch a modern western classic No Country For Old Men. So grab your ass-less chaps and your lucky coin,  then hunker down for No Country for Old Men.This has been a BarBar Production  Email us! [email protected] us out on instagram!@hereswhyihateitTheme song by: HoliznaWritten, Produced and Edited by Saryle WinkmasShow art by: @sketchgoblin

We are looking for your movie picks, for our monthly Listener Pick&Flick! Things get steamy in the studio with another Valentine's Day Special.  This year Sarah keeps the spontaneity alive and forces Johnny to watch a campy rom-com horror based on a kind of true story about falling in love with your inner Monster, this is Your Monster.This has been a BarBar Production  Email us! [email protected] us out on instagram!@hereswhyihateitTheme song by: HoliznaWritten, Produced and Edited by Saryle WinkmasShow art by: @sketchgoblin

We are looking for your movie picks, for our monthly Listener Pick&Flick! Welcome to week two of our worst Best Picture Oscar wins of the 2000's.  This week we dive into a fun filled romp packed with a midlife crises, bland story telling and underage boobs... (bet you didn't know about that), it's Best Picture winner American Beauty!This has been a BarBar Production  Email us! [email protected] us out on instagram!@hereswhyihateitTheme song by: HoliznaWritten, Produced and Edited by Saryle WinkmasShow art by: @sketchgoblin

We are looking for your movie picks, for our monthly Listener Pick&Flick! This month we dive into Best Picture films for the early 2000's.  Big shocker...we didn't agree with the Academy!  Gather around, mount your steed and get your torch of Gondor lubed up....this week we are diving balls deep into Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King.This has been a BarBar Production  Email us! [email protected] us out on instagram!@hereswhyihateitTheme song by: HoliznaWritten, Produced and Edited by Saryle WinkmasShow art by: @sketchgoblin