Here's Your Freakin' Podcast

We're back from vacation, ready to find out if we're all serial killers? Let's take the quiz!

We start the pod with a poo story and end it with one. Really hitting peak podcasting performance lol!

We find out the exact age guys (and the ladies) start to well…sort of lose interest. We also finish with a story about an influencer dog that meets a terrible fate…..

See a “Calculator Plus Pro” app on your partner's phone? Could be an affair! We also hear about the worst self medication for pain perhaps….ever!

We learn that your bedroom issues may actually start in front of the bathroom sink, meet a guy who can commits indecent exposure through multiple pairs of pants and we learn in hindsight….you may have been getting cheated on.

We look into what single people can do that we can't (besides the obvious), how do ladies like us “groomed” and a landlord who is probably not going to be a landlord for much longer!

We meet a wine thief with a unique (not to the podcast) way of stealing , find out if car sex is still a thing and a celebrity has three day orgasms?

We learn how you may be able to prevent a heart attack….maybe. A guy does something incredible with his junk and sex toys apparently have a huge black market

A man gets real familiar with a Herby Curby, we learn about a woman who is way too familiar with her own leavings and we find out sex ed has failed the youth!

We learn about the upcoming sperm races, how weight lifting may actually hurt you in the bedroom and we meet a wild substitute teacher!

We learn how male “stars” keep themselves in the game, we also learn who cleans up after Bonnie Blue does her thing. Truly shocking end to the podcast today. 

We have heard of “hot wifing.” Now we find out there is an opposite AND a big celebrity is way into it!

We learn that Japan has a helluva parade every year, find out how to create a Michelin star sex menu and some guy molests the Easter bunny!

One teacher finds out not every thought you have needs to be a "thought of the day"," we catch up with Bonnie Blue on Spring Break and learn how some porn actors are dialing it up for retirement. 

Our annual pow wow with with the genius behind the website mrskin.com, Mr. Skin! Best nudes on screen in 2025 and we also delve into a little of what it's actually like being Mr. Skin. Love this dude!

Doctors would like you to stop putting garlic where ChatGPT tells you to put it, a man keeps his thermos in an odd spot and we learn 5 easy ways to enrich your bedroom. Then we meet a man who has THE PLUMS. 

We catch up with the apple of our eye, learn some pretty obvious signs that cheating is happening and then we run down the tope media for “getting in the mood”

We find out that Denny's allows more than a few strikes before you get canned from the kitchen, learn how to declutter our bedrooms for love and perhaps the World's most unfortunately named doctor!

We learn about a painful sounding way to add some razzle dazzle below your beltline, find out if vets think it's OK if your pets “watch” and learn a few quick tips to improve your pre and post game performance!

We break down which states are looking for the dirties, most shocking and oddly wholesome adult content.

We learn about a super sexy game you need to bookmark for next Super Bowl Sunday,  find out which country may be getting a Minister of Sex (not us booo) and Discord is probably about to make a huge mistake

We meet a man who loves, and we mean LOVES, WW1 history! We find out all the benefits (besides the main one) of morning sex and we have all heard of Horse Girls….we learn about a Horse Man. 

We meet a couple of public officials that seem to be addicted to public lovin', find out all the ways she tells you she wants your attention but not you and hear the sotry of a couple fisherman who got some REALLY great outdoors!

We'll find out, by age group, the acceptable number of partners to have had. We'll think about Meemaw getting around, find out the downside of having a “huge hawger” and how TV and movies lied to us about sex!

We spent last week learning what the fellas lost inside themselves last year…..what about the ladies? And an early contender (and lover of tubers) for the 2026 wrap up! We also meet a couple that did it inside an MRI machine a former NFLer who is suing his ex-wife for talking about his package!

Our favorite part of every new year is finding out what was what had to be pulled out of us the year before. You guys, we have to be safer. C'mon now. 

Bam, last one for 2025! We learn (again) what we're doing wrong in the bedroom, we get a little more respect for the Honda Civic and we wave goodbye to another year of (somewhat) successful podcasting! Thanks for all the laughs gang!

You have heard about the goon cave….what about a cave where the actual sexi goes on? Have you  decorated it trending towards or away from getting it on. Also, would you drive a Cyber Truck

We learn that there are a few things in the bedroom you have been ignoring, we learn (SHOCKINGLY) booze may actually be hurting your sex life and we end on a story so bad we had to share it….

We learn about the lies you hear and just accept every day, things you should probably do before you end up getting divorced and we learn about an Ozempic illusion!

We learn the five foods that can bolster your bedroom behavior, meet a man who gets his jollies on the highway and a man loses a cup. It gets found. 

No, not a safe you keep your porn in, we're talking about how they're making porn safer for the people making them. We also find out a new porn-related ED and yeah, you can have sex at 90mph!

We learn about new people flooding the swinging landscape, find out just a few of the things men don't want women to know about them and Kluck teaches Jason about your Gym Nemesis

We learn about loads of subtle green flags women wee in men, a couple of people that are a bit too into robbery and we learn that perhaps it IS way easy out there for people looking for a lil' extra lovin! Maybe we aren't using the phrase that pays!

He learn about a teacher probably teaching her last lesson, learn that your “boy” can go bad and where would one move for the greatest likelihood of living that non-monagamous lifestyle? Spoler alert: it ain't here. 

We learn about a fella who takes to web for a diagnosis of his bits, learn about a woman with a unique OnlyFans hustle and how honest you should be with a significant other! 

We learn about the terrors of a first date, questions you should NEVER ask, meet a man who has beef with adult bookstores and apparently the humble merkin is making a comeback!

We learn the ins and outs (and ins and out and ins lol) of the swinging game, find out that women didn't really follow directions when asked about unconventional male featues they find attactive and we have a male porn actor shortage!

We find out that yes, in fact woman CAN be creeps, things you should never do on a first date, Bonnie Blue is taking her game to the skies and the best states….if'n yer a cheater!

We learn the things good boyfriends and husbands do, learn what makes you irresistible to her and there is a whole new product category that is based on a fear none of us had until it came along!!! 

What time of the day is best for sex? It depends on your age! Scrotox is a thing? We discuss the ins and outs of having a smooth set!

Are we bringing “skank” back? We learn about an unfortunate produce incident and end the podcast with a story Stephen King couldn't write. 

We learn a horrifying new term for an act of aggression behing bars, find out how to initiate some sexy DMing, and how NOT to behave with thirsty pics online!

We learn about the app that is a response to The Tea app where women spill all the shizz about terrible guys, meet a Florida man who loves  Moms a bit too much and meet a man who has some serious beef!

We know people cheat but on today's 450th we will learn the why behind it. Looking for a threesome? We drop a couple nuggets of knowledge to help you on your quest!

You're probably using your condom wrong! We also find out about a man banned from public parks

After a lengthy (and frankly, undeserved) break the podcast you know and love is back! LET'S GOOOOO

You're sleeping around in your dreams? Turns out being a horny gooner may NOT be the reason why! 

We learn about the annual checkup every marriage should have and meet a man who will never say how an eel would up deep, deep inside. Draw your own conclusions lol!

We learn the difference between love and lust, find out what kind of magazines were floating around Kluck's childhood home and we learn about a horrible bedroom allergy!