Hers & Hers & His

The Case of the Missing Blonde

Episode 101 - Dying to Meet You

Our 100th episode! Double Trouble!

Episode 99 - Night of the Ropers

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In Like Larry

Furley Vs Furley

“Father of the Bride” Cindy has a suitor, aka a VERY special Semi-Permi Patti, who doesn't take no for an answer. Jack decides to go on their date posing as her brother to tell him she doesn't want him. But when the guy turns out to be loaded, Jack can hardly help himself. Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

“Janet’s Secret” Janet’s parents stop by on their way from Indiana to who knows where and end up spending the night. The problem is The Woods think Janet and Jack are married. Why do they think that? Because Janet told them so. Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

“Make Room for Daddy” Jack and Cheryl have a big night planned, but when Cheryl’s Dad shows up looking for some dating tips, Jack pitches in. Daddio returns the favor by promptly hitting on Janet, blowing it, then redeeming himself…kind of? We also welcome another semi-permi-Patti! Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

“Jack’s Other Mother” Other sources say a “nice old lady befriends Jack” in this weird as all get out episode, but frankly Gladys is a stalker and a c@&k-blocker. Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp! Support Hers & Hers & His by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/hers-hers-his This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

“The Not-So-Great Imposter” Who the hell IS David Miller? He’s certainly not Jack, contrary to his new work digs and everyone else in the world. But apparently he’s a Cheffrey extraordinaire! Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

“Jack to the Rescue” Cindy has also taken over Chrissy’s secretarial job and her boss at work wants more…but like errands, nothing weird. Jack stands up for Cindy, and ends up getting her fired. Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

“Chrissy’s Cousin” In what surely will solve all the problems, the show decides to bring on Cousin Oliver in Suzanne Sommers’ absence. Jennilee Harrison klutzes in as Chrissy’s country cousin and fills the show’s blonde quota. Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

“Room at the Bottom” Jack applies for a cheffrey job at a fancy restaurant, but the manager hires him but as a bus boy. Jack can't tell his friends, but when they come to see him in action,, things get complicated. Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

A Crowded Romance

“Downhill Chaser” In order to impress his new girlfriend, Jack pretends to be a “Suicide Run” expert skier and drags the gang onto the delightfully fake, snowy slopes! Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

“A Hundred Dollars a What?” Chrissy reunites with her high school bestie only to learn that she makes her money the old fashioned way, only classier. She’s a high priced “call girl,” guys. You can tell by the fur stole. Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

“And Justice for Jack” When Jack gets his first cooking job at a diner, the grill isn’t the only hot stuff cookin’ in the kitchen. Jack’s new boss being too handsy leads to a whole courtroom saga where RF announces that Jack is actually “G….uilty!” Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

“Upstairs, Downstairs, Upstairs” Because Jack can’t stop himself from making dinner for beautiful ladies, he has to cheffry three different meals in three different apartments without any of the guests being tipped off by his sweaty breathlessness. Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

“Jack’s Graduation” Jack is finally going to graduate cooking school! But when a classmate switches his salmon in pastry for his own, he nearly fails. Luckily the kids have a scheme to catch the switcher! Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

“The Goodbye Guy” So, Pluto TV tells us that the kids plan to throw a lavish party to help Mr. Furley snare a luscious blonde, Nancy, who works for Bart and “makes the cutest little zeros”, but OLDER, less PC summaries tell us that the kids go all out when they think RF is going to end it all. Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

“Secret Admirer” After receiving some attention from a TOTALLY ANONYMOUS STRANGER, Chrissy makes plans to meet up with them. Exactly what one would do in safety-centric 1980. Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

“The Root of All Evil” Chrissy wins big at the track, but when the kids get into an argument about what to do with the cash…they go to a psychiatrist together? Sounds perfectly reasonable. Also, once again, we miss RF. Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

“Lee Ain’t Heavy, He’s My Brother” Not surprisingly, in this episode Jack’s brother, Lee, comes to visit. Very surprisingly, Tucker, Jynx and Mattio all recognize the melody of the song for which the episode is named. Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

“Jack’s Bad Boy” In one of those annoying episodes where a “charming” kid shows up, An orphaned boy basically breaks into the apartment and plays the girls against Jack. Turns out he’s a bigger liar than they thought! Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

“And Baby Makes Two” In an unlikely misunderstanding, Jack and Chrissy are sure Janet is out looking for sperm to hire. Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

Sorry, it’ll get better. We promise.

“Handcuffed” Chrissy’s long lost cousin leaves his police handcuffs at the apartment and Jack and Chrissy do exactly what you expect Jack and Chrissy to do. Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

“The Love Lesson” Guys, RF is back! And he’s determined to “fix” Jack by teaching him how to pick up ladies, the Furley way! Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

“Mighty Mouth” Jack tries to catch the eye of the girls’ fitness instructor, Shirley, but almost ends up catching the hands of her egg-guzzling, bodybuilder brother! It is resolved that we all need Harvey’s Health Spa t-shirts. Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

“Larry Loves Janet” When Janet consoles Larry after a breakup, he does that thing men do where he assumes he is now in love with her, despite all evidence to the contrary. Finally, a Larry-centric episode! Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

“The Reverend Steps Out” Chrissy's father is offered a job at a church in Santa Monica, quite a jaunt from delightful Fresno. The only catch to having Daddy so close is that Chrissy will have to move out of Apartment 201! Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

“A Black Letter Day” Lana stirs some shit with a letter in the newspaper to Dear Abby asking for advice with two female roommates. Janet and Chrissy are each convinced it’s about the other and that’s frankly all that happens. Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

“Ralph’s Rival” In an attempt to impress an old frenemy, Furley pretends he is married to Chrissy. For some reason Janet is his secretary. All goes well until Larry lets loose that Chrissy is in bed with Furley and meathead Elmo loses his cool. Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

“The Love Barge” Jack lands a sweet gig as a cruise chef with the perk that he can bring a guest. Janet and Chrissy lose their minds and leave the door wide open for Lana to invite herself along, prompting RF to try his hand at cooking at sea. Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

Episode 33, “The Loan Shark” Chrissy tries to do Jack a favor, but ends up getting him tied to a loan shark who agrees to to trade interest for cooking lessons for his wife. Once the kitchen heats up, Jack realizes this student is looking for more than just some tips! Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

PRODUCTION NOTE: Late in this episode Mattio’s audio and Jynx and Tucker’s audio gets a little out of sync. Unfortunately we had some issues with the elements that make it impossible to fix, so we are reposting it as is. We apologize and will be more cautious with future episodes. Our heartfelt apologies. Episode 32, “Chrissy’s Hospitality” Tonight, on a very special Three’s Company, Chrissy’s head injury requires a hospital visit and while Chrissy has the doctor in stitches, Jack and Janet are convinced time may be up for their beloved roommate. Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

Episode 31, “A-Camping We Will Go” Larry scores a weekend at a ski “chalet’ from his boss and convinces an exhausted Jack to join…for reasons. Luckily no one can mind their own business and the whole cast ends up piled into a shack and blaming Larry! Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

Episode 30, “Old Folks at Home” The kids take in an elderly gentleman who is searching for an apartment. It’s unclear as to WHY, since he’s nothing but trouble and bed smoking. Eventually he finds a swinging set up of his own, inspired by Apt. 201, and Furley can mourn his prize roses. Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

Episode 29, “The Life Saver” A Pattikins promises Jack and the girls a brand-new penthouse apartment after Jack saves him from choking to death.Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

Episode 28, Jack The Ripper, When Dean Travers demands Jack cater a dinner for free and Lana demands Furley repaint her apartment, both decide to seek professional help to become more assertive. Turns out their BARC is worse than their bite! Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

“Snow Job” Chrissy tries her hand at selling cosmetics, but the only bite she gets is one set up by Jack. Meanwhile, Mr. Furley and Larry have set up a strip poker game downstairs and Chrissy is sure this is her ticket to sales fame. Y the end of the night, Mr. Furley ends up with more cosmetics and far less clothes than he needs! Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

Episode 26, “The New Landlord” A new friendly fella in town turns out to be the kids’ new landlord -- the one and only, Ralph Furley! Everyone starts off at odds, but Jack convinces Lana to help keep the kids in their apartment and Mr. Furley in our hearts. Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

Episode 25, “Love Thy Neighbor” On the third anniversary of the kids living together. Jack goes to some extremes for some extra cash to buy a gift, at Larry’s urging. Jack ends up with a boatload of trouble and a new series regular -- Lana! Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

“Stanley the Ladies Man” In this Three’s Company/The Ropers crossover episode, Stanley decides to throw a surprise party for Helen, but Jeffrey Tambor reads everything wrong and is sure Stanley is a pervert.Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

Episode 23, “Jack on the Lam” In this Season 4 opener, Jack is being hunted by the FBI! The girls try some distraction, but the only thing that will truly fool these agents is Jack in drag, obviously. It’s a little problematic in 2023, but all in good 1978 fun. Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

Episode 22, “Triangle Troubles” Jack just wants to make a lasagna with the “good-girl” Debbie from cooking class, but she’ll never understand his living situation! Turns out, she’s got a houseful of shirtless boys herself, not to mention a fantastic kitchen. Reverend Snow shows up for no reason whatsoever. Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

Episode 21, “Jack Moves Out” Jack’s bad day leads to an all-out fight with the girls which sends Jack packing for the home of the Laytons, a couple looking for a live-in chef. When Mrs. Layton has some suggestions on how she and Jack could do some serious cooking, he heads for home and directly into another trap. Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!