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Hey Chums
by Sylvie & Alyssa
'Shark Tank' enthusiasts Alyssa & Sylvie break down episodes of the show, with unfiltered thoughts on the Sharks, products, pitches, and more.
Episodes
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A Big-Ass Farewell To Mark Cuban
Shockwaves rocked Chum Nation last week when Hulu REMOVED season season 17. Not to fear: minnows-in-Chief Alyssa and Sylvie swam back to the safety of Mark Cuban's final episode — Season 16, Episode 20. We bid a fond farewell to a legendary shark, and swim through a confusing (but delightful)…
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Kevin O'Leary: Gen-Z Dating Savior?
TGIF, Chumfam! Join us as we delve into the deeper end of the tank, featuring S17 EP10. Alyssa and Sylvie struggle to understand Gen-Z dating apps, discuss the politics of American soccer, and discover they're on opposite sides of the Great Screen Protector Debate. Hey, Chums! Welcome to the...
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Well, Slap My Baby And Call Me A Shark!
The episode in which we discover that Sylvie doesn't know the difference between a date and a fig — and that Alyssa believes in (gently) slapping babies. Also, let us know which host from Cabana Boys we should rent for our upcoming Palm Springs trip! Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially…
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Urine Trouble (A Truly Cursed Episode)
Well, ChumFam, this episode was cooked from the start — not only due to the eye-rolling products, but also because of a devastating technical mishap on the podcast recording side of the house! Join us as we valiantly power through Kevin saying "I like peepee," a golf product, a particularly…
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We're Saucy Gals, But Barbara Is THE Sauciest
This episode had it all: a guy getting smacked in the head with a surfboard, a snack that enraged us, a beautiful orchestral rendition of the show theme, and, most importantly, SHALOM JAPAN. Backstroke through a truly delightful S17E6 of Shark Tank with us! Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially...
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Daymond John: Entrepreneur, Prepper, Fears Death?
Swim with us as we dive into S17E5, featuring bagged olives, birthing gowns, tourniquets for children, and blooming tea. Also, send us your thoughts on Poppi: do you think it's a refreshing healthy bev (Alyssa), or foul sweetened sock nectar (Sylvie)? Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially...
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Missing The Mark (WE'RE BACK!)
We're absolutely chuffed to share that HEY CHUMS is back and chummier than ever! We're diving headfirst into the shallow end with S17E4, swimming our way through "fightwear for women," our "come to sprout moment," and Lori finding her identity as an Orkette <3 Hey, Chums! Welcome to the…
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Kevin Is So Rich He Doesn't Know What A S'mores Is
As we anxiously but stoically await the impending Rapture, Sylvie and Alyssa visit some of life's most important questions, like, "should something be called a ketchup if it's made with bananas?", and "is knowing your dog's body fat percentage the true key to happiness?" Ponder those and more, in...
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The True Meaning Of Dingle Dangle REVEALED
As one of life's mysteries (that mystery being "what is Dingle Dangle") is solved, many more are introduced, in this feast of an episode that included fish in a can, chili in a bag, and, perplexingly, low-decibel baubles on the head. We'll discuss which entrepreneurs have the rizz and which are...
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Robert Doesn't Know That Women Have Bodies
It's time for another dive into the Tank as we swim through the murky waters of vegan cheese, "pocket panties," a wine ~valise, and something to solve a problem we now know as "NFO." Also: a quick review of Blue Land cleaning products from Chummy friend Brian, and a flashback to one of our…
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Barbara Haunts Ski Mountains Searching For Her Friends
It's a real sundry dump of products this week, as we learn about multiple forms of eyewear and their great possibilities. We also contemplate the many ways that a person can die on a ski mountain, unless you're Barbara, in which case, all you're doing is tracking a route to your missing friends....
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Jason Blum Enters A Pumpkin-Shaped Echo Chamber
It's Sharkaween on Sharkmas, as we finally get a glimpse of Jason Blum as a guest Shark. We'll hear his hot takes on haunting at scale, try some delicious Chamoy, and consider the viability of a pumpkin-carving empire (spoiler: there isn't any). Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial...
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Robert and Mark Own… A Pickleball… Team?
There's a lot to cover in season 15, episode 4 of the Tank– Barbara's undying love for a franchise, Mark and Robert touting their side hustle minutes before maligning a dogtrepreneur's choice to position her company as a side hustle, and our undying love for a pile of french fries. Hey, Chums!...
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In Which Lori Greiner Claims To Be A "Normal Person"
Dive back into the tank with us for Season 15, Episode 3 of Shark Tank as we fight an army of bots, ponder the complexity and risk/reward ratio of beef Wellington, and are possibly maybe a little too mean to a pair of children. Also, yeah, we missed episode 2. Sue us! (Don't do that. Please don't...
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Mark And Lori Enter The Food-Shame Economy
Dingle dangle, y'all! We're BACK with a new season of sharks, broken dreams, and Lori's nonsensical scribbles. In this week's episode, we're breaking down Season 15, episode 1 of Shark Tank — an episode full of chocolate that's supposed to make us feel good but really makes us feel bad, very...
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We + Daymond Are Tucking Til We Die
Join us for the very last episode of Season 14 of Shark Tank (yes, we know it aired in May. Blame Hulu). This week, we're talking crop tops, our inevitable deaths, and a world in which college merch is actually cool. Lori cried, we cried (figuratively), and we'll all see you next season. Hey,...
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Mark Cuban And Lori Trip On Weird Berries
WE'RE BACK!!! Join us to hear about the cavalcade of calamities that has befallen Sylvie and Alyssa so far this summer, and to dive into Season 14, Episode 21 of Shark Tank. This week, it's all about hair care, how much mealtime happiness $6 can buy, and why anyone would be interested in berries...
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The Scandal Of A Century
Welcome, friends, to a very special edition of Hey Chums. Sometimes, in life, an event SO historical — so monumental — happens, and, well.... that's exactly what happened here. So we're taking a quick swim in the ocean of Vanderpump Rules, and breaking down #Scandoval for everyone from day 1...
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Barbara Corcoran Loves An Austere Toy
This week, we splash down onto Shark Tank Season 14, Episode 20, a no-deal-filled frenzy of honey bars and lunchbox toys. Sylvie and Alyssa discuss the pitfalls of a boring wardrobe, the limited use case for energy bars, and the unfiltered musings of Daymond John, who is our Shark Of The Week for...
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Gwyneth Paltrow Doesn’t See Dead People… As Customers
Welcome to this week's episode of Hey Chums, where we're diving straight into Season 14, Episode 19 of Shark Tank! Watch as we experience the full cycle of the human life span in this week's products, from powdered breast milk to powdered dead bodies formed into rocks. We also get spicy...
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Burning Down The Tank (Mark Cuban-Style)
This week, we're firing up the tank with an episode featuring multiple pyrotechnics, including a Mark Cuban-wielded flamethrower complete with vague death threats thrown toward Kevin O'Leary. We'll also discuss the best dental product to never exist, and why a smoothie vending machine might...
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A Million Ways For Robert To Die (On The Slopes)
We're breaking down episode 17 of season 14 of Shark Tank! Dive into an extremely alpine-friendly edition with multiple products designed to hit the ski slopes, a delicious (but potentially excessive) ice cream accessory, and an audio product that has Alyssa having flashbacks of a very traumatic...
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Helping New Moms Is Out, Dairy Is In: Watching With A Real VC Analyst!
We're back in the tank with an extra-long, extremely special episode, talking to Lindsay Daugherty, investment analyst at a leading consumer venture firm. We'll learn a little bit about what money is before diving into this extremely business-y episode, tackling questions about diaper change…
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Lori Loves Bondage Outfits, Hates Oil
We're diving in headfirst to Season 14, episode 15 of Shark Tank! This week, some controversial products hit the treacherous waters of The Tank, from a very large toothbrush to a sports utility device so ugly that even Alyssa wouldn't wear it. We also get to see Barbara experience the betrayal of...
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Robert Herjavec Has Thunder Thighs
Take a leisurely dip inside the Hey Chums tank this week as we break down the ONLY EPISODE of Shark Tank currently available on Hulu: Season 14, Episode 14! We fearlessly dive into the murky waters of chub rub, explore an alternate reality where we feel good about paying $14.50 to recycle your…
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How Many Tongs Is Too Many Tongs?
To watch Season 14, Episode 13 of Shark Tank is to endure Season 14, Episode 13 of Shark Tank. Listen as we break down this particularly visceral episode, consider the potential catastrophic dangers of open vats on set, and wax poetic about the sanctity of the humble kitchen tong. Hey, Chums!...
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Why Is The DoorDash CEO So Attractive?
Welcome back to Hey Chums! We're breaking down S14 E11, as we try to not get bitten by mosquitos thanks to Kinfield, get our workouts on with Metric Mate, and soothe our bellies with Wild Wonder. Also, a very warm welcome to Tony Xu, our guest Shark & CEO of Door Dash. Tony, if you're reading...
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The Episode Where Gwyneth Paltrow Sharks Herself
WE'RE BACK IN THE TANK for the Season 14 Episode 10 episode with GOOP CEO and problematic fave Gwyneth Paltrow! Join us for a slew of products we have no use for, from the "chill cradle" for wine to organic diapers (also, if we ever hear the phrase "diaper blow-out" on this show again, just end…
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See You At The JCC, Mark Cuban!!
We get a hearty mix of high highs and low lows this week, with a bird-viewing device that assaults your sense of personal space, a single-use version of something called a "sauna suit" that may or may not be made up, and a 17 year-old entrepreneur whom we hope is prepared to take us on as a…
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Mark Cuban Throws A Tantrum Over... Air Fresheners?
Welcome to the final HC episode of the year, where we break down Season 14 Episode 7 of Shark Tank! Get cheesy with an insanely specialized product from Florida, take a deep breath as Cuban has a breakdown, and remember your loved ones with Legacy Shave. Also, content/jump scare warning: ALYSSA'S...
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Square Keg, Round A-Hole (Oh Yeah, and Robert)
Strap on your flippers and dive into this boozy episode about S14E06 of Shark Tank, where we swim through oceans of high-end wine coolers and bulk margaritas. We also meet the entrepreneur who thinks he's already a Shark, and consider whether a homespun craft can get us excited about the science…
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A Dog Bed For Humans (But Not Emma Grede)
This week, in Season 14 Episode 5 of Shark Tank, Emma Grede is in the tank for an episode cozier (and even more flammable) than a faux-mink cape. We'll examine the troubling relationship between a momtrepreneur and her young daughtertrepreneuer, and talk to a Real British Person about why…
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Are These The Boring-Est Shark Tank Products Of All Time?
Join us for Season 14, Episode 4 of the Tank, where we ask ourselves, "Is this the most snoozeworthy lineup of products ever to grace the silver screen?" We also discuss the moral implications of college service jobs, the viscosity of a nonalcoholic cocktail, and WTF a home air filter is. Also…
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Kendra Scott, By Kendra Scott (Of Kendra Scott)
Let's get into episode 3 of season 14. Take a dive into the Tank with us as we welcome guest shark Kendra Scott (of #BamaRushTok fame), celebrate Kimchi, argue about sandcastles, and give the Sharks a little astrological analysis. Also: one thing we can all agree on? Shoving your arm into the...
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The Episode Where We Discover Robert’s Greatest Fear (Hint: It’s Avian)
Breaking down episode 2 of season 14! We're back to our beloved, non-live format. Take a dive in the Tank with us as we explore crocheting for kids, a banana-shaped accessory that's sort of a phone but functionally not really anything, a clever chicken-roasting invention, and a very sweet, hip…
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We're (A)LIVE! And, Unfortunately, So Is The Season Premiere
Welcome to Season Two of Hey Chums, with Alyssa, Sylvie, and Ralph! We're BACK IN THE TANK for S14E01 and enjoying recording almost as much as we hated watching the season premiere. Listen us wrap our heads around compostable underwear, baby boogers (ugh), and a cute little pizza leftovers…
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An Interview With Actual Business Person, Fashion Entrepreneur Rebecca Allen
It's the off-season! We're kicking off our S14 series with a few special episodes. Today, we're interviewing Rebecca Allen about her already-iconic shoe line, business words, and what it's like to get recruited by THE SHARK TAYNK. Presented by Circle Square Studios: If you can dream it, they can…
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Kevin Hart Knows Sea Moss... With Special Guest Adam Rose!
It's the SEASON FINALE of Hey Chums, with special guest Adam Rose, AKA "Blue Cardigan Guy!" (check him out at @RealAdamRose on all things social). Join us as we (sort of) learn about sea moss, boxing gloves, and more. And strap in for a TOP FIVE tank test from Tank Guy Ralph. Plus: a very special...
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Mr. Wonderful Sits On A Throne Of Sh*t
It's the 15th episode of Hey Chums, just in time for your holiday weekend listening! Packing for a trip? Already having a panic attack on your way to the airport? Take a moment for yourself, and enjoy Alyssa & Sylvie's take on S13E23 of Shark Tank! With tales of makeup for men (?), a must-have…
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Barbara: A Partner In Business... And In Life
Get off your Squatty Potty and head over to the nearest speaker for the latest episode of Hey Chums, featuring Shark Tank episode S13E22! We thought this was the finale, but ABC/Hulu had other plans. Enjoy this bonus regular-season ep, featuring an eco-friendly chip, a DINO DON update,...
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In Which Robert Screams Like A Dying Animal
Welcome, welcome, to episode 13 of Hey Chums, featuring Shark Tank episode S13E21! Gather 'round your airpods as we hear about a delectable Korean BBQ fast casual joint, play a guessing game re: what "Hampton Adams" means, and hear Robert scream like a child/dying animal. Also: Tank Test Guy…
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A Great Day For Shelter Cats, A Bad Day For Daymond
It's episode 12 of Hey Chums, featuring Shark Tank episode S13E20! Tune in to hear Daymond declare war against shelter cats, learn about the Jesus-ification of potty training, and discover who got absolutely ROASTED for trying to back out of a pitch. Plus: Ralph pops in for a Tank Test of epic...
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"I'm Gonna Put My Money Where Your Mouth Is"
It's episode 11 of Hey Chums, featuring Shark Tank episode S13E19! Start listening to find out why Sylvie had to watch the episode twice (hint: it involves edibles), how a hustler from the 1800s time traveled to 2022 to sell us a "modern art" miracle, and to meet Alyssa's new baby! Also: Ralph is...
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Chewy Bacon Enthusiasts Belong On A Registry
Welcome to episode 10 of Hey Chums, featuring Shark Tank episode S13E18! Our collective crush Emma Grede is back in the tank this week — also, we learn about a seaweed-based bacon, an inspiring innovative clothing collection, an elaborate couch fort invention, and the most expensive socks of all...
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Mark Cuban Can Palm A Basketball
Shark Tank episode S13E17: Featuring an "ancient treat," $$$ noise canceling headphones for dogs, hair care for kids, and more! Plus, Ralph's adorable son Obi makes a Tank Test appearance. Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and…
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Mr. Wonderful Has Never Been To A Public Beach (Also, Tank Test Is Back!)
Shark Tank episode S13E16: Featuring the most expensive beach chairs we've ever seen, a meal "prep deck," an office in a box, and engagement rings with a very charitable (but slightly random?) angle. Also, TANK TEST RETURNS! Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast…
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Barbara Smells An Armpit
Shark Tank episode S13E15: featuring a (natural) deodorizing spray that's "not another natural deodorant," better bigger bras, comically oversized hats that Sylvie is already designing for Alyssa, much to her chagrin, and a super cute kid's clothing line. Also, some pit-sniffing from Babs... and…
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TOGETHER AT LAST! (A Very Special, In-Person Episode)
Shark Tank episode S13E14: WE'RE BACK! And together at last. Alyssa stops by Sylvie's lactose-intolerant tank (her apartment in LA) to record an episode in person. We cover a most intriguing makeup brand, Range Beauty, Diaper Dust, crushed corn superfood, and more. Hey, Chums! Welcome to the...
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There's Literally Failure (Just Look At My Colon)
Shark Tank episode S13E02: featuring meatballs in bags, a Dragon's Den guest appearance, a sad sibling relationship, and a useless button. Plus: Ralph takes on the Ring, with a guest appearance from his (lovely) mother Sabiha. Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast,...
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Lori Greiner Is Very Hungry (Also: Panera, Please Sponsor Us)
Shark Tank episode S13E03: featuring a very interesting magic trick, expensive "granola butter," and Ralph's long-awaited pizza cupcake reviews. Also, if anyone can figure out how Flasky Flowers works, please email us?? Also also, Panera, please sponsor us. Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially...
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
'Shark Tank' enthusiasts Alyssa & Sylvie break down episodes of the show, with unfiltered thoughts on the Sharks, products, pitches, and more.
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Sylvie & Alyssa
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'Shark Tank' enthusiasts Alyssa & Sylvie break down episodes of the show, with unfiltered thoughts on the Sharks, products, pitches, and more.
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