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Hey Poor Podcast
by Jay Petrequin
Hey and welcome! The Hey Poor Podcast is your source for gaming news, off-topic discussion and off-topic tangents, direct from the crew of HeyPoorPlayer.com. Host and Senior Editor Jay Petrequin hops on the mic with Francis DiPersio, Adam Foster, Gary Swallow, Mike Vito, Caleb Turner and the rest of the Hey Poor Player crew to talk about the workings of the gaming world, the things they've been playing, and whatever other, unrelated stuff the conversation may turn to.
Episodes
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Hey Poor Podcast Episode 123: The Hey Poor Player PAX East Experience
It’s like a series of System Shock-esque audio logs from PAX. This isn’t your usual Hey Poor Podcast. This week, we sent occasional investigative reporter and Hey Poor Podcast regular Jay Petrequin to the PAX East show floor, where he spent four days playing games until he wanted to die. His only...
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Hey Poor Podcast Episode 122: Sy Snootles Settles It In Smash
“It Ain’t The Sharpest Cast In The Pod” This week’s Hey Poor Podcast sees the old crew of I “Steamed Hams Inc.” Coleman, Jay “Sister Confession” Petrequin, and Nathaniel “Nico Naked Nathan” Terencio reunited for the first time in 2018. And not a moment too soon, either – from Battlefront II to...
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Hey Poor Podcast Episode 121: Black Panther, Though
“Some people are a waste of perfectly good carbon.” This week on the Hey Poor Podcast, I “Incredibly Sick” Coleman tries unsuccessfully to hide the fact that he’s sick, Nathan “No Ding Dong Talk” Terencio misses the good ol’ days of tag team fighting games, and Age of Empires: Definitive Edition…
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Hey Poor Podcast Episode 120: The 25 Best Games Of 2017
The games that made us happy in a year full of sad On this week’s episode of the Hey Poor Podcast, we assemble an all-star cast of Hey Poor Player contributors to count down our official ranking of the 25 best games of the year. Host I “RUINER” Coleman is joined by Jay “Pyre” Petrequin, Nathaniel...
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Hey Poor Podcast Episode 119: Rudolph’s Cornucopia Of Madness
“I love that heartwarming family special about ripping all the teeth straight out of a dude’s head.” This week on the Hey Poor Podcast, we talk about Last Jedi spoilers. Seriously. This is not a joke or a bit – we spoil the whole dang movie. Still, that’s no reason not to curl up by the fire with…
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Hey Poor Podcast Episode 118: My Dinner With Pikachu
“This is why we fight, Charmander. It’s not so that we can win. It’s so that, for however brief a moment, we can inflict pain on a world that will not let us end.” On this week’s episode of the Hey Poor Podcast, an innocent discussion about Pikachu’s new found ability to speak English in Pokemon...
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Hey Poor Podcast Episode 117: J. Jonah Jameson’s Tumblr
“PARKER! Reblog pictures of the SPOIDAHMAN!” On this week’s episode of the Hey Poor Podcast, I “My Life Was A Mistake” Coleman is joined by Jay “Behold The Juice” Petrequin for an episode that gets into everything from the real-life implications of gamer-focused political campaigns to how...
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Hey Poor Podcast Episode 116: Donkey Kong’s Fingers
“That was the Dark Souls of agreements, right there.” On this week’s Hey Poor Podcast, what the hell is a videogame? It’s all movie talk here, as I “Holder Of The Cursed Microphone” Coleman and Jay “Absolutely Into Vore” Petrequin discuss how Blade Runner 2049 may not be pretentious enough, why…
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Hey Poor Podcast Episode 115: Balloon Fight Is Now The Only Game
“It’s the story of a Nokia cell phone, but she’s a little girl with big breasts.” This week on the Hey Poor Podcast: bad news, guys! No longer content merely with shoving it down our throats every time they re-release any of their “classic” games, Nintendo has now declared that Balloon Fight for...
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Hey Poor Podcast Episode 114: Prepare, Character Zero!
“Oh, great! A Legendary Shader of Ugly!” This week on the Hey Poor Podcast, we decide we’re through with creating quality content and decide to pitch a terrible self-insert nerd fanfiction to Steven Spielberg. Because after all, it worked for Ready Player One. Join overweight nerd protagonist I...
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Hey Poor Podcast Episode 113: Investigative Nude Mod Journalism
“Wow, Nathan’s not even here and he’s ruining the podcast.” This week, the Hey Poor Podcast forgets that videogames exist and turns into a streaming TV review show. Again. Join I “I Could Go For A Ko-Taco” Coleman and forgotten fan favorite Anthony “That Clip Of Those Wrestlers Yelling ‘He’s…
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Hey Poor Podcast Episode 112: They’re Nerfin’ The Friggin’ Frogs, Jay
“Bubsy’s business card doesn’t fit in a rolodex! Bubsy’s business card doesn’t BELONG in a rolodex!” It’s been a lousy week for the games industry, folks, which means it’s been a great week for the Hey Poor Podcast. Join I “I’m Gonna Change The Intro/Outro Music To Wonderwall, See If I Don’t”...
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Hey Poor Podcast Episode 111: Shove The Crackers Down His Throat
“We gotta get out of the bit!” Guys, we know it’s two hours long, but you gotta understand – this week’s Hey Poor Podcast is almost certainly the best we’ve ever done. I “Subject X” Coleman and Jay “Suck Weed” Petrequin may have a reputation for arguing with each other about everything under the...
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Hey Poor Podcast Episode 110: Gross Fat Hook Boy
“That’s not a druid. That’s just every homeless guy in San Francisco.” On this week’s episode of the Hey Poor Podcast, it’s up to I “Chocolate Torte And Apple Cider” Coleman and Nathan “Green Tea And Lumpia” Terencio to hold down the fort – the Fort Nite, tha is! We compare and contrast the...
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Hey Poor Podcast Episode 109: Excelsior, Senpai
“Konichiwa, True Believers! We’ve got a kawaii caper for you this evening, in the classic Marvel style!” We’re not gonna lie to you, folks: thanks to some Jay-shaped technical difficulties, we actually recorded this episode of the Hey Poor Podcast two weeks ago and are just getting it up now....
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Hey Poor Podcast Episode 108: The Hunchback Of Notre Game
“THRILL as the hosts of the Hey Poor Podcast just take a friggin’ nap.” Well, folks, it’s official – the games industry has hit the summer slump, and that means an episode of the Hey Poor Podcast which, generously, talks about videogames for a whole 30 minutes of its 2-hour runtime. Join I...
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Hey Poor Podcast Episode 107: My Vending Machine Sister CAN’T Be This Cute!
“This Is I Coleman’s Last Day Of Being Alive” Jay’s not here for this week’s episode of the Hey Poor Podcast, and you know what that means: unchecked anime bullshit. Join I “Mister Tumnus Could Probably Get It” Coleman, Nathan “All Vending Machines Are Queens” Terencio, and Anthony “Japan Is…
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Hey Poor Podcast Episode 106: A Miserable Little Pile Of Secrets
“It’s like a really bad Zack Snyder film. AKA any Zack Snyder film.” On this week’s episode of the Hey Poor Podcast, Nathan “Some Garbage Is Okay” Terencio returns for a surprisingly low-key and forthright chat with I “I Would Leave My Girlfriend For Doom” Coleman. We discuss everything from the...
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Hey Poor Podcast Episode 105: You Have To Sell To My Mom
“Wait, wait…I Coleman? Talking about…DOOM?! I need a moment.” A mom-themed episode of the Hey Poor Podcast? How appropriate! Just in time for Father’s Day! Nathan was off, I dunno, being dead or something, so this week it’s up to I “Talks About The Same Two Videogames Every Week” Coleman, Jay...
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Hey Poor Podcast Episode 104: The E3 Extravaganza
“We haven’t committed any podcast crimes yet.” This week is a very special episode of the Hey Poor Podcast, and not just because it’s two days late! Regular host I Coleman is nowhere to be found, and instead, former host Jay “Objectively Wrong About In-N-Out” Petrequin leads Francis “” Dipersio,...
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Hey Poor Podcast Episode 103: The Hey Poor Player Cinematic Universe
“If you really cared about this podcast you would kill your dogs.” Look into my single bloodshot eye. Are you ready to join the Hey Poor Player Initiative? I “Loudest Critic On The Site” Coleman, Jay “Corpul Forkul” Petrequin, Nathan “Anime” Terencio, and Anthony “Ubisoft CEO Yves Guillemot”…
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Hey Poor Podcast Episode 102: The Tangent Episode
“It’s very much a ‘make peace with your so-called god’ facial expression.” Now I know what you’re saying: isn’t every episode of the Hey Poor Podcast the tangent episode? Well, hypothetical friend, let me tell ya – this episode makes every other episode we’ve done look on-topic and relevant. I “I...
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Hey Poor Podcast Episode 101: Made By Anthrax
“Man, I’m so glad I don’t listen to this podcast.” It’s been a couple weeks since we had a proper Hey Poor Podcast. What did I “Perpetually Trapped 15-Year-Old Goth Girl” Coleman, Nathan “Bad Anime Defense Force” Terencio, and Anthony “I Will Hit You” Spivey miss during the break? Well, YouTube...
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The Hey Poor Podcast 100th Episode Centennial Celebration
Celebrating 100 Consecutive-ish Weeks Of Videogame-Related Nonsense HeyPoorPlayer.com and Muganex™ Brand Flavor-Enhanced Gummy Vitamin Tablets are proud to present the Hey Poor Podcast’s 100th Episode Centennial Celebration, recorded live at the El Paco Theater in Sea Man, Texas. It’s got...
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Hey Poor Podcast Episode 99: Mario/Rabbids Watch – Ultimatum
“I take back everything bad I’ve ever said about the Switch.” On this week’s episode of the Hey Poor Podcast, we actually report on some actual news, for once, as Mario/Rabbids RPG Watch comes to its spectacular conclusion. Join I “Dawn of War III Opinions” Coleman, Anthony “The Circle Opinions”...
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Hey Poor Podcast Episode 98: There Is Only Paco
“It’s the A-Paco-lypse” This week on the Hey Poor Podcast, join I “There Is Only Paco” Coleman, Nathan “There Is Only Paco” Terencio, Jay “There Is Only Paco” Petrequin as we celebrate the strongest and best character in videogames: Paco, the friendly frog! When not celebrating the glory and the...
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Hey Poor Podcast Episode 97: Hungry And Cranky
“Klondike Crunch – It’s The Product Of Adultery!” It’s a miracle – on this week’s episode of the Hey Poor Podcast, I “Diehard Sony Fanboy Apparently” Coleman, Anthony “Persona 5 Came Out And So Did I” Spivey, Nathan “I Didn’t Know I Was Muted” Terencio, and Jay “Kylo Ren Apologist” Petrequin…
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Hey Poor Podcast Episode 96: Hooked On The Brothers
“Swing your arms from side to side! Don’t let them see the gun in your pocket!” The Hey Poor Podcast is cancelled, everybody! Videogames are old news. It’s time for everybody to get with the times and talk about what’s really important: The Super Mario Bros. Super Show. This isn’t a joke: ever...
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Hey Poor Podcast Episode 95: I Will Swallow Your Last Breath
“We love you, I, because the alternative is demise.” Something deep, deep inside of our favorite Hey Poor Podcast host has been broken. I “The Hypocritical Death Murderer Machine” Coleman not only spends much of this episode threatening to murder his co-hosts (Jay “Don’t Touch My SJW Cuck Eggs”...
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Hey Poor Podcast Episode 94: The Cuckularity
“The SJW Conspiracy is real and we’re all in on it. That’s what my Twitter mentions tell me.” Well, you’ve done it now, ignorant Internet commenters. You’ve called us all “cucks” and “SJWs” one too many times, and the result? Terrible to behold. This week on the Hey Poor Podcast, join I “Doomm…
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Hey Poor Podcast Episode 93: Sea Man HD Remake Confirmed
“WARNING: You Are Not Ready For This.” This week on the Hey Poor Podcast, I “The Juggler” Coleman, Jay “Hello My Ragtime Gal” Petrequin, Anthony “Nanthony Plivey” Spivey, and Nathan “The Jerker” Terencio get an exclusive tip: Seaman’s back, baby, and he’s even more unsettling and unplayable than...
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Hey Poor Podcast Episode 92: Title Unspeakable
“K**** T****” This week’s episode of the Hey Poor Podcast has a name so terrible it must never be spoken aloud, but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t listen! Join your host Nathan I “Sold Out” Coleman and HPPodcast regulars Jay “PAX Pox” Petrequin, Anthony “The Coming Blue Hedgehog” Spivey, and...
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Hey Poor Podcast Episode 91: The Nintendo Switch Stunt Spectacular
“We have to build a female.” This week is the Hey Poor Podcast’s Nintendo Switch Stunt Spectacular, and it literally only takes three minutes before somebody makes an inappropriate joke about HD Rumble. Huzzah! Join I “anIme” Coleman, Jay “AniJay” Petrequin, Nathan “Nathanime” Terencio, and…
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Hey Poor Podcast Episode 90: I Can’t Believe My Stepdad’s An Amorphous Mass
“Hey Poor Player: The Fake News Of Videogames” Nathan’s at GDC, so this week’s episode of the Hey Poor Podcast features I “One Ghost And Zero Blades” Coleman, Jay “Some Kinda Awesome Robot Dragon” Petrequin, and Anthony “Fantasy Vending Machine” Spivey, all of whom wish they could be at GDC, too....
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Hey Poor Podcast Episode 89: Waifu Train 2 – Nico Nico Nathan
“Have I just committed an atrocity maybe?” Jay couldn’t make it this week, so it’s once again up to I “Supernun” Coleman, Nathan “Gross Man Yaoi Hands” Terencio, and Anthony “Sweaty Danny DeVito” Spivey to hold down the Hey Poor Podcast fort. Join this grim trio for an episode about chibi...
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Hey Poor Podcast Episode 88: Shove A Live Cat Down Your Throat
“Which Of Us Is Gonna Jump Off A Bridge Mid-Episode?” On this week’s episode of the Hey Poor Podcast, we’ve finally managed to get the whole crew together: I “Check Out My Other Podcast” Coleman, Jay “Only Pokemon” Petrequin, Nathan “Big Titty Spiders” Terencio, and Anthony “At Least I’m Not...
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Hey Poor Podcast Episode 87: Kingdom Hearts 1.5 + 2.5 Final Mix Remix: School Idol Festival (& Knuckles)
“Comedy Is Hard, As This Show Demonstrates” This week, host I “I Don’t Have Any Waifus” Coleman is once again joined by HeyPoorPlayer’s biggest fans of highly questionable anime: Anthony “Two MS Paint Legs Sticking Out Of Each Breast” Spivey and Nathan “The Animal Crossing Murderer” Terencio.…
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Hey Poor Podcast Episode 86: Who Rules Podcast Town?
“You Too Can Help Us Kill Nathan” This week on the Hey Poor Podcast, we get the band back together with I “John Romero Retweeted Me” Coleman, Jay “Good Good Space Kids” Petrequin, and Nathan “Tony The Tiger’s Lover” Terencio. And this episode’s an interesting one, because it mixes some seriously...
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Hey Poor Podcast Episode 85: M.E.A.G. (Moms Eating Anime Garbage)
Milk The Waifu Train In this ScrungCo™-sponsored episode of the Hey Poor Podcast, I “I’m Deleting The Podcast” Coleman is left alone with Nathaniel “Some Garbage Is Okay” Terencio, and Anthony “Generic Fantasy Word” Spivey, and it goes exactly as well as you’d expect. Listen to I get increasingly...
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Hey Poor Podcast Episode 84: New Donk City
“I Would Die For Minions DLC” This week’s episode of the HeyPoorPodcast’s got what you need – provided that what you need is an almost solid hour of talking about the Nintendo Switch. Join I “Get Into The Queue” Coleman, Nathaniel “Memmays” Terencio, and Jay “Don’t.” Petrequin for another...
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Hey Poor Podcast Episode 83: The 25 Best Games Of 2016
“I Have The Shotgun Prepared To Old Yeller This Year” On this week’s episode of the Hey Poor Podcast, I “DOOM” Coleman, Jay “Overwatch” Petrequin, Anthony “Digimon Story Cyber Sleuth” Spivey, and Jonathan “Flame in the Flood” Trussler join forces once again for the second half of our Farewell to...
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Hey Poor Podcast Episode 82: The 2016 Year In Review
I Has News And Jay Has Memes On this week’s episode, we start the new year as we mean to go on: with off-key singing, laughter, and deep, deep regrets. Join I “Good Ending” Coleman, Anthony “Bad Anime Consultant” Spivey, Jay “The Experience” Petrequin, and Jonathan “The British Accent Telling Us…
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Hey Poor Podcast Episode 81: That Good Good Voice Cream
“The Rumor Come Out: Does Poor Player Is Hey?” This week’s episode is a long one, but you owe it to yourself to listen to all of it. The all-star cast of I “Age of Vampires” Coleman, Jay “Pokemon Trainer” Petrequin, and Nathaniel “The Kyle” Terencio, plus a combination of sleep deprivation and...
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Hey Poor Podcast Episode 80: Jark Souls
This week’s episode of the Hey Poor Podcast features I Coleman and Nathan Terencio as they discuss everything from Rogue One to mobile gaming.
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Hey Poor Podcast Episode 79: Slow News Day
Our initial fears that this episode wouldn’t be very good due to it being a “slow news day” end up giving way to quite possibly the best episode we’ve ever done.
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Hey Poor Podcast Episode 70: The Quickening of I
The Age of Jay Has Ended The Hey Poor Podcast is back, and as Jay starts disappearing Marty McFly style, a new host appears to take his place. Join I “I Talk Too Much About Doom” Coleman, Jay “I Bump The Microphone Like I Have A Personal Vendetta Against It” Petrequin, and Jonathan “Everything…
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Hey Poor Podcast Episode 64: Overwatching and E3 Guessing
The crew makes a comeback by talking E3 plans, VR, the success of Overwatch, and German people. This week on the Hey Poor Podcast, Jay “The Youngest Old Person” Petrequin, Adam “I Gotta Get Something to Drink” Foster, and Caleb “Have You Met My Friend Evan” Turner dust off the old microphones and...
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Hey Poor Podcast Episode 62: Playstation Neo vs. NX vs. Vaping
Who is the Playstation Neo targeted for? What are the next big games of 2016 we’re looking most forward to? Have I shown you my custom vape pen inside a Wii remote? This week on the Hey Poor Podcast, Jay “Wheeze Wizard” Petrequin, Adam “Loud Cloud” Foster and Mike “Draggin’ Dragon” Vito talk…
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Hey Poor Podcast Episode 61: Daytona Never Dies
Daytona Till Death! Several days late and beyond explanation, Jay, Kevin and Jonathan bring you another goddamn episode of the Hey Poor Podcast. Just enjoy. We promise we’ll be back on a normal schedule next week. The Hey Poor Podcast can be found and subscribed to on iTunes and Stitcher. In...
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Hey Poor Podcast Episode 60: Elegy for a Dead Coleco
A last word on the Coleco Chameleon, and some choice words for reactionary game culture. Some Super 3D Talking Points: The last breath of the Coleco Chameleon. Baldur’s Gate and Transphobia in games. Super 3D Noah’s Ark. Gears of War 4. Uncharted 4. Dragon’s Crown. Muramasa: Rebirth. Spec Ops…
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Hey and welcome! The Hey Poor Podcast is your source for gaming news, off-topic discussion and off-topic tangents, direct from the crew of HeyPoorPlayer.com. Host and Senior Editor Jay Petrequin hops on the mic with Francis DiPersio, Adam Foster, Gary Swallow, Mike Vito, Caleb Turner and the rest of the Hey Poor Player crew to talk about the workings of the gaming world, the things they've been playing, and whatever other, unrelated stuff the conversation may turn to.
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What is Hey Poor Podcast about?
Hey and welcome! The Hey Poor Podcast is your source for gaming news, off-topic discussion and off-topic tangents, direct from the crew of HeyPoorPlayer.com. Host and Senior Editor Jay Petrequin hops on the mic with Francis DiPersio, Adam Foster, Gary Swallow, Mike Vito, Caleb Turner and the rest...
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Hey Poor Podcast is created and hosted by Jay Petrequin.
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