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High INT Low WIS
by High INT Low WIS
Welcome to High INT Low WIS, an actual-play Quest World adventure, where the players are thicc of brain and dumb of ass! Tag along as our heroes of questionable heroism wreak havoc in The Spiral, 13 floating islands full of mystery, magic, and mysterious magicats. Indulge in a sensible chuckle or two as Dungeon Master Nick subjects players Benny, Onna, Dean, Mike, and Alice to the consequences of their tomfoolery. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episodes
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Infinite Coin Hack!
Rosmo (Dean) Knows a Guy (and uses a Game Mechanic for that)! Daphne (Onna) discusses the finer points of where faun come from, and Iimish (Benny) reconnects with his past. Taku (Mike) utterly fails to achieve his drive of protecting Daphne from herself and Lorelei (Alice) accidentally creates a...
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Superior Customer Service
The party collectively fails to understand an Ex Machina exfiltration. After some cajoling from the GM (Nick) they successfully Quick Travel to Creekside. Rosmo (Dean) instructs the group's pet Jabberwock on the finer points of talking to cops (don't). Iimish (Benny) learns the basics of herding...
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Of Dice & Dogs
The crew attempts to roll for initiative! Taku (Mike) dethrones the GM (Nick) and runs the encounter. Meanwhile, Iimish (Benny) picks up a battle corgi and runs the dog. Lorelei (Alice) sets up the gaslight and Daphne (Onna) comes in clutch with an offer of arson. Dean (Rosmo) is super bad at…
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Some Rest for the Wicked
The crew fights like magicats over who gets which room. Lorelei (Alice) goes toe to toe with Iimish (Benny) in a doomed footrace. Rosmo (Dean) offers scary stories and planning revenge in comfort. Taku (Mike) has a pretty convincing dream that definitely won't cause plot related problems later....
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...And 8 More Deities!
The party interrogates Marianne's motives over some Rosmopolitans. Iimish (Benny) asks possibly the most inappropriate question ever asked. Rosmo (Dean) waxes poetic about his mom's spaghetti while Lorelei (Alice) does her best to help him make friends. Daphne (Onna) negotiates for some truthful...
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The Beard, The Crown, and The Holy Dwarf
The crew finally forgets about Rockey. Rosmo (Dean) gets to diggin' and Lorelei (Alice) loots the corpse of an unloved dwarf. Iimish (Benny) and Daphne (Onna) headbutt a hag and Taku (Mike) tries to buy everyone's forgiveness with cool gifts; it (sort of) works. Pee Ess: The audio has been…
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Apologies in Advance
The gang fights a vampire tree! Daphne (Onna) does an arson, Iimish (Benny) does some barbarian bullshit, and Lorelei (Alice) gets to digging. Taku (Mike) pulls off an incredible level up on the heels of Dean (Rosmo) cursing all of us with some truly heinous vibes. Sorry, Mrs. Dean's Mom! Pee…
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Blood and Blood Taxes
The Gang has a healthy debate about the finer points of fey blood tax policy. Taku (Mike) supports strong vampire tree infrastructure while Daphne (Onna) argues in favor of tax evasion. Rosmo (Dean) and Iimish (Benny) have an interference off while Lorelei (Alice) has herself a lil goat snack....
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Jabber(t)wock
The Gang makes camp in the extremely ominous swamps of Gladehaven. Iimish (Benny) forgoes his beauty sleep to conscript another friend into the party to spite Lorelei (Alice). Rosmo (Dean) finally recovers some HP and Taku (Mike) spouts some 100% accurate and definitely true facts. And after a...
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We're (almost) Back!
It's been a hot minute, huh? In which Game Master Nick explains our mysterious hiatus, re-introduces the player characters, and gives a quick refresher on the story so far. There's lo-fi beats and magicats, too. Episode 16, Jabber(t)wock, drops on July 1, 2025 at 9 AM Pacific. Music and SFX...
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Imperfect Friends
The gang completes another encounter and wanders deeper into the Gladehaven wilds. Iimish (Benny) parleys with a fey despite Daphne's (Onna) trepidation. Rosmo (Dean) deals psychic damage to multiple players. Lorelei (Alice) tries to plot the best course by committee and promptly regrets it....
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See Bee Tee
Tragedy befalls Taku (Mike), to the horror of the gang. Daphne (Onna) keeps Marianne and the Brand New Press Ganged Friend safe with the power of glitter. Iimish (Benny) and Lorelei (Alice) perform extremely normal and definitely SFW, we promise, acts of violence. Meanwhile, Rosmarian (Dean)…
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Brand New (Press Ganged) Friend!
Taku (Mike) impresses everyone with his flawless morality. Daphne (Onna) commits unspeakable steam based atrocities while Rosmo (Dean) and Lorelei (Alice) use their teamwork skills to commit child-sanctioned murder. Meanwhile, Iimish (Benny) makes a brand new friend through the power of head...
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And I'm Mike Sayre!
The gang forms a protective pentagon of horror around their employer Marianne and begins the "easy" part of the escort mission to Creekside. Benny and Dean consider the consequences of their goofs while Iimish (Mike) and Rosmo (Mike) give Taku (Mike) the respect he deserves. Lorelei (Alice)...
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Bindle Buddies
The gang finally gets around to the questions part of 'job first, questions later'. Rosmo (Dean) continues his perfect Marianne impersonation thanks to the very good magic skills of Taku (Mike). Iimish (Benny) picks a penny right side up and gets some surprising news. Meanwhile, Lorelei (Alice)...
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The Bus of Knives
The gang experiences the joys of public transit. Daphne (Onna) and Iimish (Benny) busk for cash. Taku (Mike) gives Rosmo (Dean) a glamorous makeover, and Lorelei (Alice) learns about dental yield strength. Music and SFX courtesy of EpidemicSound, MaximumFun Foley Library, and Monument Studios....
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What the Spinch?!
The cast sits down for a quick Session 0 to introduce their new character sheets and level up. After a quick run through Quest World's rules, the gang unsuccessfully tries to make sense of the Extremely Very Ominous Skyfall at the end of The Glitter and The Shade. Lorelei (Alice) staves off her...
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A Sackful of Jasper
At long last, The Gang finally Freaks the Friday. Lorelei (Alice) does some arts and crafts while Iimish (Benny) hurts his only feeling with an ill advised kick. Meanwhile, Taku (Mike) makes dentists and serial killers alike proud with his choice of toothpick. Daphne (Onna) puts the poetry in...
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The Full Blockbuster
Danny Ocean, eat your heart out--the crew executes their meticulously planned heist, and absolutely nothing goes wrong. Music and SFX courtesy of EpidemicSound, MaximumFun Foley Library, and Monument Studios. Circus Minute courtesy of @OrionPlaysMusic. Programming Note: We'll be changing game...
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Cat + Drugs + Arson = Girl Dinner!
The gang figures out the finer details of how to freak this Friday. Taku (Mike) continues to earn his confidence while Rosmo (Dean) instructs Iimish (Benny) in the ways of Dwarven Myths and Ladders. Meanwhile, against everyone's better judgment, Daphne (Onna) and Lorelei (Alice) go off alone to a...
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Book Smart, World Dumb
In this very educational episode, the crew learns about mythological foreplay, the mysterious mating habits of magicats, and Glittershade's great open container laws. Music and SFX courtesy of EpidemicSound, MaximumFun Foley Library, and Monument Studios. Programming Note: We'll be changing game...
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Pocket Snacks and Contracts
After taking on another job from Shady Sidhe, the gang spends a night relaxing in Port Manteau. Taku (Mike) and Daphne (Onna) tear it up on the dance floor. Iimish (Benny) meets his slap-boxing match made in heaven, while Rosmo (Dean) and Lorelei (Alice) fail to relax. Music and SFX courtesy of...
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A Classic Iimish's Choice
The gang corners Jasper in his tacky office and bullies him most effectively. Iimish (Benny) unleashes the fury of his angry wine sack while Rosmo (Dean), Daphne (Onna), and Lorelei (Alice) trash Jasper's office and his morale. Taku (Mike) and Pipesy handle the snacks. Music and SFX courtesy of...
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Stick, Carrot, More Stick
Lorelei (Alice) and Rosmo (Dean) flirt their way through the back door of the decidedly not OSHA compliant Astral Plaza Casino. Meanwhile, Daphne (Onna), Taku (Mike), and Iimish (Benny) successfully distract the Magicat alarm system and find themselves a brand new friend. Can the crew survive the...
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A Cat-astrophic Caper
Our story begins on the skysland of Glittershade, where adventurers Lorelei (Alice), Taku (Mike), Daphne (Onna), and Iimish (Benny) are kicking up their feet after another successful bout of arson and shenanigans. The crew meets Rosmo (Dean), a disgraced Knight of Capitalism, and accept a job to...
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Welcome to High INT Low WIS, an actual-play Quest World adventure, where the players are thicc of brain and dumb of ass! Tag along as our heroes of questionable heroism wreak havoc in The Spiral, 13 floating islands full of mystery, magic, and mysterious magicats.
Indulge in a sensible chuckle or two as Dungeon Master Nick subjects players Benny, Onna, Dean, Mike, and Alice to the consequences of their tomfoolery.
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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