Highly Amusing

What if you could marry a famous person, and do it in a famous arena, and the ceremony is hosted by the classiest man alive; Adam Sandler? You'd be rich for sure.We did all of this years ago and it's tacky AF to copy us. Please like us and subscribe to our cooking blog.

Guys, you've only got one life to live, so don't let yourself be so bored that you sing Yankee Doodle. We'll explain, just listen.

In this episode we forget to address Father's Day in the slightest, which is a coincidence, because you probably forgot to call your dad anyway. Shame on you!We do address the cost of living as rich people, which we aren't, but still feel it's important to decide how we'll spend our millions: on one flight or lots of good stuff. Stay tuned, fellow future rich people!

Have you ever had an argument with your spouse and resolved it without escalating and thought to yourself: should this be a movie, or should it be a movie franchise? Dayna gets that bold this week. We also cover art, happiness and the pursuit of slurpees.

We finally get to talk about the most important person in the world. What are the categories? We cover that? What does Dayna feel like snacking on? Yup, we are willing to go there. What does Dayna think you should do with YOUR life? Just ask-- she's already thought about it and has lots to say.

Do you think rich people want to ride buses, or do you think they're too worried that kids pee on them? It's the pressing matter everyone is wondering about, and we aren't afraid to go there. We also fulfill Dayna's wishes of getting real, being personal, and asking in-depth, deep questions like "what are your summer plans, if any?"

What if there were people walking among us with human skin? Well actually that's incredibly normal, since most people you know are likely to have mostly human skin. What a strange question in hindsight, and we apologize if it was deeply racist. We cover all of the hot topics and controversies that you care about, like unique first names and the spelling of words in English. Get ready to get your buttons pushed on yet another sexy episode. Also Dayna tells a joke and it's just so, so dreadful.

Have you ever had a fun time at the movies? Would you be upset if someone had paid $20 to nap next to you at the movies? Or would you be more upset if they were eating bowls of non cereal foods with spoons next you?Find out that, plus we reveal if you-- the reader of this sentence-- is pregnant with the next Jesus. Stay tuned!

Because we're a political, educational, authentic comedy podcast, we are publishing this brilliant episode that involves Dayna asking to pause because she's having a panic attack.Why publish it? Is it because we didn't want to do another one? Legally we are saying that's not it, and instead it's a window into our authentic lives, and totally not planned. In fact, we don't even write these little blurbs. This is just an admin at Spotify (name is Blaze, btw.)

Have you ever wondered if cloned human beings have souls? If not, would you consider farming these soulless humans for their organs, specifically livers? Why the hell would you wonder something so strange???Join as we discuss the perfect morning routine and answer some listener feedback AKA spam texts.

No matter your political alignment, you're hearing noise about Mamdani, but are you hearing enough about DaddyDonny? We fill you in on just how smart the big man is, as well as sharing our pet peeve. We only have one, and it's people who have multiple pet peeves. If you have multiple, DO NOT TELL US. It makes us bust.

Have you ever had your own podcast? If you do, then you know that you can have a conversation that's too boring for bedtime with your children, and there is nothing legally preventing you from putting that same boring convo out to your listeners. We go guest free, but we promise to have a guest that totally isn't Dayna with glasses and a fake mustache next week.

You know how you'll meet a person and think maybe you could be friends, but instead of talking to them, you wish you could just rate them on an app and let your phone decide if you actually become friends? WE HAD THAT SAME IDEA, BUT WE HAD IT FIRST!We also walk you through the headlines of the day. Not real headlines-- what, do you want MORE depression?

Come to our fully educational podcast and just get flat out smarter than you were before. We review old movies, new movies, old movies, and we talk about the pressing issues of the day, specifically what is the best way to rate movies and which way is bad out of ten.

Dayna would like it to be known that no Daynas were harmed in the making of this podcast.How tough are you? Tough enough to prove you're not allergic to milk??? We challenge assumptions with a holistic wellness sorcerer on the pod, also we talk Dayna's first experience with psilocybin.

We all know that conjoined twins are real, but did you know about conjoined boxer twins? We'll dive in to this and other obviously important issues, such as why therapy should be free. Also be sure to join us live on Wednesday, March 25th at 8 PM Pacific at twitch.tv/highlyamusingBe there or be dead to us. Unless you're busy, we get it.

This week features our first rude guest, a chiropractor who has cured asthma and potentially unlocked immortality!Dayna decides if therapy would be better on a gummy, we fall short of deciding on a potential sponsor, and Jack learns how interesting the iPad weather app can be.

Have you ever just wanted to believe something dumb? Today's guest, LeRoy DiVincenzo didn't let his dreams be memes, and he joins us today to share all of the dumb thoughts that so many others are ashamed to say out loud. Dayna also discovers that the best friend she could ever have would be a clone of herself. Hear everything else she has to say about herself on this week's literally perfect episode.

Have you ever had a world renowned expert and been so nervous that you ask them how to remove nipple hair? Dayna does just that in today's episode. We hope that you enjoy the show and that you were wondering the same thing for at least several months.

Did you know that dream interpretation has eleven degrees that can be attained in the United States? We bring on renowned dream interpreter Leslie Starchild who breaks down Dayna's dreams and otherwise shoots her shot. Hear more about how using TV instead of together time can help you parent more efficiently on Highly Amusing, Saturdays at 7 on Nick at Night.

Folks, it's still early in the year, but you've already failed on your New Year's resolutions, and that makes you pathetic. Not us. We did goals that only lasted three days. Listen to us brag. We also invite lauded blind date analyst Spencer Rodrigo onto the pod and discuss if the Jack Black comedy Saving Silverman is better than Citizen Kane or way better than Citizen Kane.

She's not, and in this episode she proves it scientifically. We also talk about the Superbowl, commercials, and rename social media. So grab a snack, kidnap a celebrity's kid, and send us the money. On with the show!

Guys, are past lives real? We give you the definitive answer after going hands on with some hard hitting journalism that we did on our couch. We also brought in the sitting president of Venezuela and famed felon, Donald Trump into our home, gave him some truth serum and let Dayna ask any question she could come up with. All this plus possible audio nudity? Only one way to find out!

Dr. P of internet fame joins us on the pod this week as he probes the small and barely functioning brain of our 15 year old Pomeranian. Learn everything there is to know about pet psychics and more, and feel like you had a bad childhood as we rank the greatest Saturday morning cartoons in human history.

Have you ever had an original idea? So what-- you think you're better than us? Stay tuned while we hate on Amy Poehler and her incredibly lucky career, talk about why the ocean is shockingly not just fish poop, and we discuss the ultimate songs to sing in the car via draft!

Tune in to us in a new year as Dayna declares us a 30 Rock podcast, or a cooking podcast, or a Family Guy podcast. It's all very exciting as she decides these things. We'll also share a recipe so simple that it will either blow your mind or give you second hand embarrassment, but there's only one way to find out.

What have you done consistently for a year? Were you proud? Did it ever blister? Did you know people think you're weird for doing that? We've been podcasters for one year, and we're so thrilled you're here with us. If you've been offended by us in the past, give us another try; we'll do it again!

Have you ever been a sexy AI who can only be turned on by real, authentic humans? Then join our religion: Humans Only. Here you'll be in an exclusive club with only the realest of humans. Bust your AI bits and bytes as we discuss the details on this week's episode.

Have you ever stopped to consider the fact that Jesus MIGHT be coming back but in the form of artificial intelligence? If so, you might be a total idiot, but for some reason we'll address that. Be careful as you listen because we also delve into the theory that ADHD is contagious.

Many people are saying that this podcast is like heaven, meaning of course that it could be improved. Who even thinks heaven sounds good?Donald Trump comes back and is smart, smarter perhaps than any other person who has ever smarted. Please tell your friends about this show. If you don't have friends, Venmo us to fix that. Temporarily, though.

With Thanksgiving coming up in just 360 days, we cover that and other pressing topics, such as listening to the radio and saving your marriage with free therapy.

When sailors saw whales 1000 years ago, they realized there was crazy stuff on earth and then made up Mermaids, because how was anyone going to fact check that?Now that things can no longer be fact checked again, we have literally the real RFK on the pod to discuss his brain worm, how he sold his genitals for female goat semen, and parenting tips.

What would it feel like to be composted? If you've wondered this before, you've found the right podcast. Dayna finds ways to become unelectable in the future, we serve a dose of vulnerability, and the best podcast in the education category rolls on.

Have you ever complimented a man? Did he suddenly equip a feather boa and rank your shoes from fab to gag? Join us today as we do our 4th different intro in 3 weeks and do our best to entertain you before leftists podcast become illegal.

Have you ever had a food you liked, but you're sick of calling them by their normal name? That's crazy, but not unfamiliar to us. Come join us, you crazy people, as we journey through the doors of life. Also check this music out when you are adequately prepared and not a minute sooner: https://music.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLdaqYCOPFPvDh7NJycvZpAcgy3se2tdTV&si=IZT-hDqAV-q-sXZY

Do you ever make soup and then it's accidentally a different kind of food? Do you ever write a comedy about death? Do you ever have a brand new experience that you've had lots of times before? You're so weird. Join us today as we celebrate 10,000 subscribers! We don't have that many, but we're celebrating like we do. Do we maybe have more???? Stay tuned to possibly find out.

There's a low dose, a medium dose, and then there's today's pod! Jack takes a fat dose of Da Bomb beyond insanity in the version of a giant candy, and then tries his best to match Dayna's insanity.

Today is our 20th wedding anniversary! This episode is considered by many scholars to be one of the episodes OF ALL TIME! Do not miss out on this disgusting display of affection and distraction.

Hello dear listeners. This week we discuss Taylor Swift's public bowel movement, but we also talk about how to make friends. We're not just good at it, we're hypothetically great at it. Also Donald Trump joins the pod to tell us about how Barbies work.

What's better than one charming host and one adorably altered person who is also there? Zero hosts? Because we did that, so hopefully it is the case. Read between the lines with us as we analyze 50% of the podcasters' obsession with attractive cousins and suppress your erections.

Don't get scared now! Yes, the rise of dangerous facism is a bummer, but do you know what strangely isn't? The horrific death of fictional characters at the hands of ghastly apparitions and monstrous killers. Why isn't it a bummer? We don't really know, but we count down the best of the best since Y2K. We also don't know the answer to why even the animals find sunsets beautiful; a question we posit and Dayna freaking chokes on the answer. More at 11.

This week we follow through: eating a podcast LIVE. Like, we were alive while we ate it. This podcast is recorded live in front of a studio audience of one dog. Featuring special guests, a little boy named Willy, Dayna's grandpa, and the most convicted president in history, Donald Jesus Trump.

What are the funniest movies of the last 25 years? Where do the socks go that get lost in the dryer? Can women really think for themselves? Is anyone else hungry? We delve into that and less, so don't miss it. Special guest appearance from the president of the United States and an old lady who died after eating a filet-o-fish.

The brilliant, normal haired, and totally wears underwear and not diapers president of the USA joins us for a bit, we interview our own dog, and learn that sometimes things can be too highly too amazing.

Have you ever before enjoyed a live podcast? How about a live podcast that was recorded, edited, and then shipped to you LIVE? Because that's what Dayna is promising you today. Listen as we cover sexy topics like armpits, super powers that are real, and how to most normally react if you think your spouse is funny.

Want to play a drinking game and don't care about your own safety? Try counting how many times Dayna talks about core memories. Now, in the name of Meghan Markle, we bless you with something more interesting to talk and think about than Meghan Markle, amen.

Jack has 49,374 words in his book so far, and unlike every word we say on this pod, that's not a joke. Today we talk about your different payment options for afterlife bliss, if god is mad about the film Van Wilder, and if Dayna is truly more advanced than all of us ugly nerds.

We've all dreamed of pooping in front of others, the rush, the emotions, the recognition, but how many others do you know who are brave enough to podcast it? Knowing our listeners, it's probably a long list, but we did it this week. Don't forget that Christmas is later this year.

This week's episode we talk about parenting, prank text etiquette and how many details about your intimate roleplay you should record for your siblings. Donald J. Trump takes a break from lusting after children to talk about his diaper addiction, and more!

Highly Amusing's first ever guest is: CHAPPEL ROAN!!!! Now, Ms. Roan did end up standing us up, in no small part to us not quite following through on sending the request. All that said, you know she's the kind of famous person who wouldn't even send a response, so we'll be boycotting her music from now until the end of this sentence.