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Highly Factual
by Parker Kiffington & Madi Quattro
We worship trees and herbs in order to bring the world an entertaining factual enlightenment for the masses. Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/highlyfactual/support
Episodes
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David Schwimmer and Will Ferrell write a Book about Women while racist Cows sell an Endless Oxygen Tank to James Franco at a Cleveland Browns tailgate
Hello Highlyans, it has been quite some time since the boys, the brothers, the only two men from different mothers, Kif and Quatro have brought you, the MASSES, the factuals. They have spent months on the moon with Frank Sinatra in their own private Space Hotel worshipping as much Herbs and Trees...
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Exploding Hamsters and Robot Birds play a game of 5v5 on the Highest Court In The Land while Purple Ron screams "No Poopy Talk" at Zombie Quatro from the stands
HELLO HIGHLYANS!!!! It has been quite some time, it is with vivid regret that I must inform you that the Brothers of Factuals were swept up into the Summer Vortex of Anti-Factual Abyss of made up Nonsense! Although after a long awaited return and months of Adventures and Challenges to emerge from...
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Ken the Pongo escapes the zoo with some Rubber Duckies because the guard caught a bout of Boanthropy through an Act of God caused by Bill Nye
THE MASSES!!!! How have y'all been old chums, our Highlyan Familials, worshippers of the Herbs and Trees? ...Well I am Glad some of you are doing Well, and Sorry some of you are doing Not So Well. You know? Since you are all Separate People with Unique Sets of Emotions. I understand and respect...
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I'm up, I'm ready, I have a Machete! In Alabama it's illegal to have Incest Nemo babies while driving in a NASCAR race
Sorry for the wait Highlyans! Quatro and Kif took there Summer Vacation, but they are back and they never even stopped worshipping the Herbs and Trees while on their break. So boy are they ready to deliver the factuals to THE MASSES today. This episode is brought to you from new places other than...
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Garfield Haunts Brad Pitt's beach house while Cristiano Ronaldo drinks Pschitt!, does Barrel Stands, and Slaps the Satchel during a Viking Rap Battle in F*cking Austria
Welcome to the vaguely familiar but yet so new, bright, and colorful new world of the Herbs and Trees where Kif and Quatro worship them alongside the worlds local dwellers, the Highlyans. The Quatro and Kif study and worship among the Highlyan people to bring you, THE MASSES, Factual…
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Bob Ross is curing the Sex Work Industry while a Bedazzled Saddled Dazzle debates the difference between Smuckers Dolphin Pussy Jelly and Radioactive Spidey Sperm Jam feat. Shnitzel/SamScratch
This week on Highly Factual the Boys bring you, THE MASSES, a Very Special Guest, and not only is he Special, have the stature of a brick wall, and a Hilarious member of the Sasquatch tribe he is also Highly Factuals first Guest! So sit back relax and listen to the Boys open up the Factuals with...
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The local Undercover Spiders are having Vampires and Nazis play Death Baseball to win the Big Cat attracting Shedding Duck Penis
BACK AT IT AGAIN! Its what you have all been waiting for! The magnificent, the brilliant, the gorgeous brothers forever caught inside an Idiot Plot! Will they ever escape? Only Time will tell... and Time says "absolutely not they are staying inside this Idiot Plot forever that way they can bring...
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Viking Cats fight alongside Mark Zuckerberg & his AI in the Clone Wars against Steve Jobs & his Antarctic Gamer Assassins
What is up Highlyans? The boys are back again and as always they are worshipping the most holy of herbs and trees so that they can bring you, THE MASSES, the best of the best, the factualist of the factuals. This week Quatro and Kif bring you such topics as famous rich people daydreaming about...
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Godzilla is feeling Diffusion of Entitlement over wearing Elton John's last diamond encrusted Cock Ring while pissing Millions of Gallons a day
On todays zany adventures with the one and only highliest of the most factuals to ever exist! ITS THE BOYS, THE MYTHS, THE VERY AVErage humans who not only worship the trees and herbs but they listen. Its Quatro and Kif! Its Kif and Quatro! They have worshipped to the almighty factual herbs and...
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FedEx plays Black Jack with Jack Black's Mom at the Casino & wins 20 million to have a Bi-Sexual Goose train Cats to be Spies
On this episode of Highly Factual, the Brothers, Kif & Quatro are going on a wild Adventure of Factual Enlightenments with their Highlyan friends so they can provide you, THE MASSES, an absolutely excellent selection of facts. That they themselves received by the ancient art of worshipping The...
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George Washington is having a liquored up Pissing Contest in Wheel Chairs with Thomas Edison, Henry Ford, and a Lebron sized Penguin
The brothers are back again worshipping all dem got dang trees and herbs, just for you highlyans. They have praised their mythical, and green gods & goddeses to bring the greatest of factual enlightenments to THE MASSES, including you my highly factual friends! On this episode of the two bros Kif...
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Romans Piss in their Mouths and eat Strawberries to get rid of the Piss Smell
In this weeks episode of Highly Factual the brothers Quattro and Kif worship the herbs and trees and become privy to factual enlightenments that they present to you, the masses. They discuss facts that have to deal with Ketchup, bananas, flamingos, and yes you guessed it, Ancient Romans that…
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Squirrels causing NASDAQ Fuckery and Geese terrorizing Aztec Testicles
The brother Quattro and Kif worship the herbs and trees this week so that they may be enlightened to facts and prophesies them to the masses. This week they prophesies things such as how ants and grass have an ancient deal worked out among themselves, theorize if john lennon was a pastor and or…
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Recycle to save the Otters from White Cannibals that may eat Souls and could be descendants of Vampires.
The Brothers are back again worshipping dem herbs and trees so that they may bring you, THE MASSES, factual enlightenments of which they learned as prophets of the herbs and trees themselves. This week the brothers Quattro and Kif deliberate on subjects such as cherry blossoms, Vampires, Otters,...
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Are Birds Real? How Do I Buy Hippo Milk?
As always Kif and Quattro worship the herbs and trees in this episode so they may be enlightened to the facts that they will gladly bring to the masses. in this episode they discuss whether birds are real and if Quattro can buy Hippo Milk on Reddit.
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Dogs are running for Mayor and thats not even an Idiot Plot
Kif and Quattro worship their trees and herbs to bring the masses factual enlightenments such as how we may or may not have accidentally created our own Idiot Plot, and how Britain are big aggressive colonizers that at one point or another have tried to invade a majority of the worlds countries.
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We really thought 1800s Kansas men came through for feminism
We worship the herbs and trees so that they may gift us with highly factual knowledge about war hero dogs, the first woman to be elected mayor, and many more interesting factual tidbits.
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
We worship trees and herbs in order to bring the world an entertaining factual enlightenment for the masses. Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/highlyfactual/support
HOSTED BY
Parker Kiffington & Madi Quattro
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We worship trees and herbs in order to bring the world an entertaining factual enlightenment for the masses. Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/highlyfactual/support
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Highly Factual is created and hosted by Parker Kiffington & Madi Quattro.
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