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Hogcast: Speedy Delivery
by Russ and Alan
The number one independent Sonic and pizza podcast in the world. Your hosts Russ Walsh and Alan Black serve up piping hot wisdom about all things involving the best game franchise and best food to ever grace this green Earth. Grab a slice of this artisanal audio content.
Episodes
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Chapter 242
After everyone kept saying we don't even like Sonic anymore, we had a crisis of faith and replayed his games. And you know what? We love him and we're in love with him now. We've renewed our vows to Sonic. Notes: Renewing our vows, Where is the Lup?, The Michael Defense, Fast Food Loss…
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Chapter 241
After abandoning the show to hang out with ghouls and goblins, Alan returns to tell us all about their stay in (looks down at note cards) The Twilight of Humanity??? That's right, we're straight Zorkin' it Notes: Straight Zorkin’ it in Taipei, Warn a Brother (of Hollywood Bullshit!): Coyote Ugly…
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Chapter 240
Summer blockbuster season is in full swing... web swing that is. Haha, no but for real, we need to have a serious discussion about how using circumcised actors in The Odyssey is historically inaccurate. Notes: Historically accurate foreskins, Spider-STEM, Infinity Penis Vision, Oh My Stars and...
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Chapter 239
Bello! pem ma ta daga Minion ore yee to'll nopa tilten amee pem zelp cama pik. Gnuour nama bok een a boma via Notes: History of the World Part Minions, The Dapper Minion, Minionification, Big Beautiful Monsters, Refreshination presents Minions & Monster Energy A Tribute to the Coldened Drinks of...
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Chapter 238
We're back with a HUGE guest appearance from our GOAT, the one and only Bev Fiend, @viony to talk about the hottest games news of the summer. That's right, it's the Hogcast Summer Games Fest! Notes: Hogcast Summer Games Fest, Mx Pibb, He-Can: Tasters of the Brewniverse, Probiotic Glorp, Evil Food...
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Chapter 237
We got a HUGE EXCLUSIVE news story to break on the show. That's right, we're the first podcast to know the price of GTA VI! (This was recorded like a month ago before the actual GTA price news dropped this week lol) Notes: The Biggest ‘Sclusie, The Ratman, The Faithful GTA Sheriff, Psychic Paint,...
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Chapter 236
We've been given a secret briefing from the top podcaster in the country (Kash) about earth-shattering news that will impact the podcasting community: aliens are real and they're going to introduce a fourth type of goo to the Taco Bell menu. Notes: TheFaithfulPodPastor, Novel Alien Goops, Pete...
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Chapter 235
Alan is back from an incredibly successful DC trip lobbying the bigwigs to bring back the smiles. The smiles are back now! Can't you feel it? Notes: The Faithful Russman, Fuwawa in the Medbed, History’s Greatest Moggers, Lil’ Little Caesar’s, The Haha Men, Chud Cinna-mon, Drinkly Cravin’: The...
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Chapter 234
When the nasty critics attack, only a Kind Jester can protect our smiles and fix this fucked up society. Notes: The Critics are Attacking our Smiles, Evil Birdo, Crisp Draft’s Sipper Carbonated Red40, Authentic Latino Flavors, Nope soda, Dew Drinker Discord, Punished “Venom” Sundae, Dry Sticks,...
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Chapter 233
We're sorry this episode is late. We recorded an ep after Russ got back from his vacation, but an Italian ghost or strega nona fucked up the recording. Needless to say, our smiles are NOT being protected right now. Note: Thing Filipino, Haunted by Strega Nona, Harmony Korine’s Pepsimaxxer…
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Chapter 232
Russ is still on his trip to Italy to see if he can replace the Pope or something, so here's a pre-recorded award show. It's definitely a concept we stick with for more than 15 minutes before getting derailed talking about French comic characters that no one gives a shit about. Notes: The…
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Chapter 231
May flights of Dogberts sing thee to thy rest. RIP Dilbert 1989-2026 Notes: Dilbert Nakama, Dilberuto, Zune Talk, Two Eight Ounces Later: The Coke Temple, Pepsi Drips, Gandalf Vape, Broughtcha Dilberito, Avatar foreskins, STEMsons, TikTok Dilbert Predictions, The Legend of Badlands, The new TBell...
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Chapter 230
Now that he has officially been invited to the Na'vi cookout, we will accept everyone's apologies for saying that Spider was "cringe" or "had no sauce". Notes: Eywa Cloud Saves, Spider Polymarket, Peylak’s Sticky Icky, Slim Canman’s Guaranavatar: Flaved and Caffed, Seasonal Konbini Drinks,...
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Chapter 229
Folks, we've got a quick holiday treat in the form of a podcast recorded while Alan was in Japan NOTES: Alan going Wolverine mode, what to do if you get attacked by mercenaries on an airplane, Zootopia 2 is the first movie not about LOVE, Fruitopia 2/Brendan Refreshers Soda Gallery, Alan’s saving...
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Chapter 228
We were late to the Trump blowing Bubba email news so we had to find something no one else is talking about: how our stupid government is destroying our beloved penny and keeping the loathsome nickel Notes: They’re Killing the Penny, Podcaster DESTROYS the Nickel, Heroes Don’t Do That, Famichiki...
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Chapter 227
Well, the government shutdown has stopped our monthly checks from the three letter agencies that pay us to do the show. What the fuck are we gonna do now? Journalism, that's what. Notes: Which MGS3 Character is Most like the Antichrist, Tiny Cousins and Fiverr Nephews, Lil’ SP, FastFoodjimoto...
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Chapter 226
We're taking a stand against sexy Frankensteins and all sorts of ghasts and ghoulies that are being normalized in our twisted society these days. Notes: Frankensteins are Having a Moment, Kinetoscope Screamers, Waymo Christine, Sitcom Perverts, Toy Chica, Ryans vs Golden Corral, Worm Brothel…
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Chapter 225
Well we were going to announce all the leaked DLC characters for Sonic Racing: Crossworlds, but the damn rapture stole our thunder. And right after my barista refused to write Watto on my cup? I can't even with this freaking hell world Notes: Pascal’s Draft Kings, Bulls in Heaven, Dr Kidney…
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Chapter 224
We brought on our friend Bossman Scott (@fkasocks) to give us an update on all the hottest games dropping this fall. He also spent a long time talking about gamer girl bath water and Joey’s World Tour. Are you mad at us? Notes: Bossman Scott’s Fall Gaming Update, Prima Noctis, Ethical Girlwater,...
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Chapter 223
We watched Ne Zha 2 and saw a vision of a future with epic pee jokes and hype moments. Back here in America though? Nothing but different treat brands going Woke (and then Broke shortly thereafter.) Notes: Chopped Barrel, Greta Thunberg’s Gifts, Watto of the Worlds, King Time, A24oz Presents Ne...
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Chapter 222
We went to Casa Bonita to support our friend and Free Speech Warrior, Eric Cartman. However, that got overshadowed by the announcement of the fucking Homestuck cartoon that neither of us wants to watch but feel compelled to talk about. Notes: The Vivziepop Homestuck Menu, The Stupids Karmic...
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Chapter 221
We were so excited to do the finale of our drink review segment (Fantastic Four First Sips: As Told by Ginger) at Comic-Con this year! Unfortunately the crowd did *not* like our Doctor Doom reveal. Notes: Double glazed fritters, Lil’ Skrimp’s Lil’ Adventures, Poppy Kong, Get in the Live2D model...
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Chapter 220
Ah crap, our Ha got separated from our Ka and we're stuck on the damn Beach. Now how the hell are we gonna get our treats delivered?! Notes: On the Beach, Cinesthetic Women, Polisticks, Small Store Sipperman: Can More-sips-on Drank Quietly, Respeto Griffin, Funko v Nendo, Agent Gorgon Zola, Age…
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Chapter 219
Well, we tried to find a psychic bigfoot (à la Zorth) to become our business partner/father figure for Father’s Day, but we got tricked by our friend @pseud0streams and wound up talking about D&D and the various goops available at Publix. Check out Pseud0 on twitch...
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Chapter 218
Well, this is embarrassing. We got an invitation to visit a bug-themed celebrity in the Philipines and thought it was our friend the Jollibee, but somehow we got trapped in an elaborate vivarium with a rapidly closing circle of fire ants. Can someone please cancel this guy? Notes: Dinner with the...
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Sailor Goon part 3 (Episodes 9-13)
The finale of our Gushing Over Magical Girls commentary series is here after sitting on the shelf for ~3 months. We do a drinking game that might kill you, but in the end it's worth it for the LOVE. Drinking game rules: Drink/smoke for every instance of the following - Sexual style moan Magia...
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Chapter 217
We tried adding an AI of our dead (?) friend Watto to Fortnite, but he won't fucking shut up about the Boers in South Africa. Notes: AI Watto, Creeper Milk, Fantastic Four First Sips: As Told By Ginger, Little Brutus, Boers in a Phone Booth, Ultrama’am, Rod Dreher’s Nights Into Dreams, Latino…
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Chapter 216
May is Mental Health Awareness Month. So in light of recent events with a certain ogre shaped senator, we are taking inspiration from the Martian Mind****er and running a mental virus check on our audience. All of the nasty worms and bugs in your brain will now be replaced by good bugs. Note:...
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Chapter 215
For our 4/20 / Easter show, we managed to book the Religious Studies tent at Coachella. So naturally we used it to do a Wrestlemania knock-off with our favorite characters. Notes: The Top Religious Scholars in Podcasting, Klasky-Csupo Food, Twisted Sodas, The Batman Who’s GangWeed, Super Minion...
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Chapter 214
With the state of the economy, nobody wants to hear bad news anymore, so we're pivoting to smiles, laughter, and happiness only. Primarily smiling and laughing when Jack Black says the funny Minecraft words. Notes: Where is the Love?, Flint and Steel, Seamus Finnegan and the Banking Goblins, Mein...
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Chapter 213
David Zaslav has hired us to do the one thing he's always dreamed of, but could never do himself - kill every single fucking Looney Tune Notes: Killer ZASLAV, What’s Up Doc (Fauci), The Bojangler, DEI Forky, A2s4s Presents: Thunderburps*, an Elevated Beverage Critique, Santa’s Secret Soda, Lego...
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Chapter 212
A world divided made whole, with a few bugs for encouragement. The UCA’s precursor, the United States of America, had a prominent treat culture. A distinctly American philosophy - and one which would appear to have spread to this continent. The more we seek to unite the people with metaphorical...
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Chapter 211
After losing our dear friend Watto, Russ did what all spiritual white boys do: travel around Asia and try various sauces and treats. We’re living, laughing, and loving now as we talk about the most nothing Marvel movie yet. Get in, we're Finlandizing Celestial Island mack. Notes: Lifesize…
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Chapter 210
Here's to the ones that we got Cheers to the wish you were here, but you're not 'Cause the drinks bring back all the memories Of everything we've been through Toast to the ones here today Toast to the ones that we lost on the way 'Cause the drinks bring back all the memories And the memories…
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Chapter 209
For our special Fortnite Friday podcast, we’re joined by teenage wunderkind and independent AI thinker Ryan Warinski. He’s definitely a real guy who came on the show to talk about how epic Russ is, not just Russ with a slightly different voice. Notes: Ryan Warinski, Name Three Sexy Nintendo...
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Chapter 208
The movie we've all been waiting for is finally here and the world wants to know: Is it love? Yes, it's LOVE. Feliz Yaoidad everyone Notes: Mufasa is fucking dead, Biolizard confirmed, Sonic in Neom, Sip and Slurp: Sonic the DrinkNog 3 sips LATINO EDITION Feliz Sonic’s Dad, The Sippin’ Society...
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Chapter 207
Where we hunt one we hunt all. We are Kravanon. Nothing can stop what is coming Notes: Kravanon, Frank Caliendo powers, The Matrix Has You/Christ God Encoded Wife, The People’s Rhino, Kraven’s Manifesto, Flave-fearful Sixdrinks-try: Craving’s Last Gulp, Mancow’s Sandwich, Ironic Pepsi Murder,...
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Chapter 206
Wicked fever has swept the nation and we've got the wunderkind movie reviewer Rip Gripson here to talk about it and all the other great films tearing up the box office. You'll never guess which toydarian has 1-2 queer media personalities online holding space as he defies gravity with his…
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Chapter 205
In this post-election landscape, everyone is asking "Who will be the Joe Rogan of the left?". Well we wanna get in on the grift too by filling two niches no one has covered yet: The Alex Jones of the Left and the Hasan of the Right. Notes: The Female Prison Planet, Temu Hasan, Kiernan Shipka is...
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Chapter 204
It's the most important night of the year, so you know we had to get our wonk The Chart Hog (@ShaneHosea) to come on and crunch the numbers for us. And what numbers you may ask? Well of course it's the First Annual Venom & Joker Evil Clown/Goop draft. Check out Shane's games here...
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Sailor Goon part 2 (Episodes 5-8)
Folks, love is back in a big way. Specifically a very special kind of love that involves trapping people in dollhouses to do ageplay shit. We got our friend Iris (@Elf_Chaser) on to talk about the horny bullshit that's going on in this show, the dogshit movies we've seen at the theaters lately…
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Chapter 203
In this one we say goodbye to our beloved Beetlejuice themed segment and hello to two dogshit movies. Will Cesar Wattolina build Roku City? How many times can we say The Maker or The Batman Who Laughs before Russ loses his mind? Notes: Supernatural Disaster, Megaludris, Dr. Crazex, Coppola in the...
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Sailor Goon (Episodes 1-4)
We're back to doing commentary tracks for dementedly horny anime. This time it's the worldwide sensation, Gushing Over Magical Girls. Of course, that means we had to get our friend @dauragon to come on and talk about fighting games and powerscaling. Covering episodes 1-4 of Gushing Over Magical...
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Leftist SpongeBob Watchers Episode 2
Well, everyone left our Patreon and our discord server, so we're living out of Alan's Cybertruck. Thank god we've got our friend Piss (@Tsukihimedemake) to help rip off the format of a marginally more popular show while we discuss the new Sandy Cheeks movie Notes: Our Discord Server Betrayal,...
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Chapter 202
For this episode we invited our Gaming Correspondent, Scott (@FKASocks), to help us launch a new energy drink based gaming news channel. Somehow this turned into a lesbian ultimatum and a lot of talk about gooning. Notes: Lesbian Ultimatum, GFourl, Stab Stimulant, Doug’s First Non-Woke Game, A...
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Chapter 201
We're furious about the rumors of Disney bulldozing PizzeRizzo to create Monsters Inc. Land. There's only one way to fight back: create a bizarro version of Disney and beat them at their own game. That's right, it's the Walt Studios D32 fan event. Don't say we didn't warn you - it's a bad…
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Chapter 200
After doing 200 episodes of The Number One Independent Sonic/Pizza Podcast On the Planet, we’re so happy to move on to where the real money is at: games journalism. So we’ve brought on our dear friend Ben Pack to usher in our new era of The Giant Hogcast Notes: Giant HogCast, TikTok Crying Guy…
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Chapter 199
Deadpool fever is sweeping the nation and one of us got roped into joining the Weapon XD program to become totally epic and random. Only #mymentor @goomvi can help us exorcise the spirit of Deadpool using the Power of Waking. Buckle up, we're not getting out of the barnyard on this one. Notes:...
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Gru: A Life in Four Chapters
For the finale of our beloved "De-potable Me 4 Sips 4 Gru 2 Rise" drink review segment, Alan sat down and watched every Despicable Me movie. But the question remains: did Gru rise? Notes: L’Minions Internationale, aguas frescas, Miku in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame?, Highway Minion, The…
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Chapter 198
Hoo boy, that debate was a real shitshow. One guy is so senile he keeps looking at the same book assets for hours on end and the other guy is a weird lava snake. Where is Mamala??? Notes: Sleepy Gideon, Painted World of AntsCanada, Bayou Pope, Catholic Built, Hopsinland Empire, Dr Disrespeto…
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The number one independent Sonic and pizza podcast in the world. Your hosts Russ Walsh and Alan Black serve up piping hot wisdom about all things involving the best game franchise and best food to ever grace this green Earth. Grab a slice of this artisanal audio content.
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