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Hold My Popcorn
by The Back Row Network
Several village idiots have risen from the deepest depths of immaturity to deliver their unprofessional commentary on movies.If you want to feel drunk without taking a sip of alcohol this is the podcast for you.
Episodes
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Vertical Limit (2000) Sunburnt Bomb Juice
The boys are back and are still talking about snow related movies. Get your very own Hold My Popcorn sticker available on REDBUBBLE If you want to be part of the show, or you just want to yell at a stranger, email us at [email protected].
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Halloween III: Season of the Witch Commentary Track
Dick Warlocking your neck off. Get your very own Hold My Popcorn sticker available on REDBUBBLE If you want to be part of the show, or you just want to yell at a stranger, email us at [email protected]. You can also follow our minimal efforts at social media on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter!
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The Mummy (1999) Commentary Track
Brendan Fraser before he won an Oscar for Big. Get your very own Hold My Popcorn sticker available on REDBUBBLE If you want to be part of the show, or you just want to yell at a stranger, email us at [email protected]. You can also follow our minimal efforts at social media on Instagram…
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Mini Episode: CinemaCon, Babies, and Summer Movies
Max and Timmy catch up after a few months off from recording with some life updates before Max rambles about about his time at CinemaCon. Get your very own Hold My Popcorn sticker available on REDBUBBLE If you want to be part of the show, or you just want to yell at a stranger, email us at...
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The Grey (2011) Bad Sh*t Happens, Then Things Get Worse!
This movie is one big bundle of joy. Get your very own Hold My Popcorn sticker available on REDBUBBLE If you want to be part of the show, or you just want to yell at a stranger, email us at [email protected]. You can also follow our minimal efforts at social media on Instagram, Facebook and...
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The Thing (1982) Big Hats, Bigger Problems
A Piñata of Death Get your very own Hold My Popcorn sticker available on REDBUBBLE If you want to be part of the show, or you just want to yell at a stranger, email us at [email protected]. You can also follow our minimal efforts at social media on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter!
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Cliffhanger (1993) FEEEAACCHHH!!
The boys are back with a new snow themed mini series and first up is Die Hard on a mountain aka Cliffhanger starting a slimmer Sylvester Stallone, Michael Rooker as a good guy, and John Lithgow with a flawless British accent. Nothing but the highest audio quality for this one as Tim forgot to...
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Lethal Weapon Commentary Track
Ho-ho-ho! Christmas (and Tim) came early this year. As a heads up, this is a commentary track, but you can still enjoy the conversation without playing the movie in the background. Few topics discussions include: What would Mel Gibson’s career look like today if he had called a cab instead of...
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Resident Evil (2002) Suicide Orgies, Zombie Boners, and The Need For More Character Development
Some people have too much will to live. This episode is brought to you by Manscaped! Go to manscaped and enter the promo code MYPOPCORN at checkout to receive 20% off your first order as well as free shipping. Get your very own Hold My Popcorn sticker available on REDBUBBLE If you want to be part...
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Time Cop (1994) Tight Butts, Smooth Jazz, and Kicking D*cks
There's never enough time…for Belgian Yogurt This episode is brought to you by Manscaped! Go to manscaped and enter the promo code MYPOPCORN at checkout to receive 20% off your first order as well as free shipping. Get your very own Hold My Popcorn sticker available on REDBUBBLE If you want to be...
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Back To The Future (1985) A Family Friendly Love Triangle
Marty’s mom has got it goin’ on. This episode is brought to you by Manscaped! Go to manscaped and enter the promo code MYPOPCORN at checkout to receive 20% off your first order as well as free shipping. Get your very own Hold My Popcorn sticker available on REDBUBBLE If you want to be part of the...
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The Terminator (1984) Stinky Heroes & Wrong Sarah's
What Yeeeaaaarrrrr!!!?? The boys time traveled too far and forgot to introduce the show, which doesn’t matter because they had plenty to talk about regarding one of the greatest sci fi/ time travel movies of all time in The Terminator. The boys droll over Arnie’s body, yellow page stalking, phone...
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Bill and Teds Excellent Adventure (1989) The Wholesome Stoner Dudes
The boys are back with a new mini series of time traveling movies because our real timeline sucks. First up is one of the dumbest time travel films off all time in the cult classic Bill and Ted’s excellent adventure. Topics include Napoleon going on a double date with several 12 year olds, the…
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Dr No (1962) F*ck Your Way To The Truth / I Am James Bond
After almost 4 months of inconsistent recordings, the boys have finally finished their 007 debut series; they watched the first appearance of every Bond actor playing 007 - but in reverse! Last…or first… is the 1962 classic, Dr No, staring Sean Connery. This movie has it all: a smooth and…
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969) The Australian Forrest Gump
Max and Timmy break down George Lazenby's only appearance as James Bond which may make him the Larkin of the Bond's....or the Chumbawamba of the Bond's....or the Wilt Chamberlin/Charlie Sheen of the Bond's (the guy really enjoyed the swinging 60's). Regardless, the boys surprisingly enjoyed this...
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Top Gun Re Release(1986)
With the premiere of Top Gun Maverick we are re releasing our original Top Gun episode from 2019. Lots of sunburn hairless chests, bromance, and Kenny Loggins. Get your very own Hold My Popcorn sticker available on REDBUBBLE This episode is brought to you by Manscaped! Go to manscaped and enter…
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Live and Let Die (1973) Sexual Psychopaths and “Woke” Blaxploitation
The 007 debut series is back as the boys watched Roger Moore’s first entry in the franchise where the dashing British gentleman date rapes a virgin Jane Seymour, battles a handicapped man with a can opener for an arm, and then stumbles into a Smokey And The Bandit knockoff, which concludes with...
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The Living Daylights (1987) Don’t Think..Just Let It Happen
Maximum escapism, side boobs, and parrots…also Timothy Dalton as James Bond. Get your very own Hold My Popcorn sticker available on REDBUBBLE This episode is brought to you by Manscaped! Go to manscaped and enter the promo code 20POPCORN at checkout to receive 20% off your first order as well as...
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GoldenEye (1995) Denching It..Getting Denched…Death By Denching
Week 2 of our 007 debut series as the boys watched Pierce Brosnan’s first appearance in GoldenEye: The movie that was not as good as they remembered. Former cohost Papa Paco makes his first appearance in 2 years as the boys talk about drunk Russians, sneaky tanks, bad riddles, Austin Powers, 60’s...
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Casino Royale (2006) Finger Lickin’ Good
The boys are starting their 007 debut series where they will be reviewing each entry of a new Bond actor, but in reverse order. First up is the initial Daniel Craig appearance where he stars as a murderous psychopath who is granted a license to kill. Get your very own Hold My Popcorn sticker...
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Lake Placid (1999) Objectifying Women…Maybe Some Crocodiles
A film that takes place on a fake lake that is not named Lake Placid. Get your very own Hold My Popcorn sticker available on REDBUBBLE https://www.redbubble.com/i/sticker/Hold-My-Popcorn-by-hmpopcorn/81318073.EJUG5 This episode is brought to you by Manscaped! Go to manscaped and enter the promo...
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Perfect Storm (2000) Back To The Barrel
Several white trash New England fishermen decide to fight Mother Nature…and they lost. Get your very own Hold My Popcorn sticker available on REDBUBBLE https://www.redbubble.com/i/sticker/Hold-My-Popcorn-by-hmpopcorn/81318073.EJUG5 This episode is brought to you by Manscaped! Go to manscaped and...
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Executive Decision (1996) Bob Dole Woulda Picked Up The Phone
When a Steven Seagal action movie meets a Kurt Russel thriller. This episode is brought to you by Manscaped! Go to manscaped and enter the promo code 20POPCORN at checkout to receive 20% off your first order as well as free shipping. Get your very own Hold My Popcorn sticker available on…
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A Knights Tale (2001) Formula One Jousting and Flying Wood
Or you could call it Medieval poprock and historical inaccuracies. This episode is brought to you by Manscaped! Go to manscaped and enter the promo code 20POPCORN at checkout to receive 20% off your first order as well as free shipping. Get your very own Hold My Popcorn sticker available on...
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Top Disney Soundtracks
See how quickly Bill loses his mind in one of the funniest episodes originally released in May of 2019. This episode is brought to you by Manscaped! Go to manscaped and enter the promo code 20POPCORN at checkout to receive 20% off your first order as well as free shipping. Get your very own Hold…
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The Lion King (1994) Hakuna Ma-Yolo
A young prince, exiled by his murderous gang leader uncle, grows up in a bug eating fringe community. After having a lucid vision of his dead dad in the clouds, the prince returns home to take the throne while his dictator uncle is eaten alive by his own army of killers…this week the boys watched...
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Oceans Eleven (2001)
The boys are kicking off their season of movies to be thankful for and first up is the star studded-man eye candy classic Oceans Eleven. We’ve got suits that are several sizes too big, an entirely retconned 3rd act, Julia Roberts being a Hollywood 6, and much more! This episode is brought to you…
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Tremors (1990) The White Trash Jaws
Timmy boys back in the captain chair this week as the boys switch from scary to just straight stupid with everyone’s favorite man eating earth worm movie: Tremors! We have Reba McEntire wielding guns, Steven Keaton from Family Ties shooting a revised CGI Sarlacc with an elephant gun, high stake...
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A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) Freddy Didn‘t Do Anything Wrong
Lets be frank (Hi Frank!) these kids weren't going to do much with their lives anyways, and we all know that their kids would do less, so wasn't Freddy just doing everyone a favor? Listen to that hot take that no one asked for and much more, so put on your favorite crop top football jersey, grab...
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Rambo 3 (1988) Too Little Too Late
Timmy boy is in the captain’s chair as the gang make fun of Sly Stallone for a solid 90 minutes. We’ve got crossing sticks, rocket propelled goats, and soviet tanks docking into choppers….it’s everything you would ever want or need in a late 80’s action movie where the good guys are Jihadist, the...
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Predator (1987) I‘m Gonna Have Me Some Fun
The boys have been missing in the jungle for the last 3 months battling an alien that hunts men for sport, and at long last they made it home. …they also watched Predator. If you want to be part of the show, or you just want to yell at a stranger, email us at [email protected]. You can also...
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Bonus: Commando
The boys are out in the wilderness working on their tans and sculpting their soft bodies so no new ep this week. Instead we have the super violent and steroid infused Arnold Schwarzenegger classic Commando!
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Bonus: Actors on Steroids
On this weeks mini ep the boys are talking about actors who got big…and I mean real big, big ole beef cakes boys…the boys are talking about actors who clearly took steroids to prepare for a movie role. Topics include Chris Evans with his youth medium t shirts, Chris Hemsworth’s chicken legs…
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Bonus: Streaming Recommendations
As many begin to transition back to normal life in the states one thing remains the same....and that's spending way too much time finding something to watch. So Max and John made it easy for you and will be breaking down their unconventional streaming recommendations. If you want to be part of…
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Space Jam (1996)
To close out Space Month, the boys watched the film where Bugs Bunny is held at gunpoint and threatened to be enslaved, so he kidnaps a retired Michael Jordan and forces him into playing basketball vs a bunch of violent monsters in Space Jam! This movie had some odd casting choices, so Max lists...
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Alien (1979) I Just Want To Go Home and Party
Space truckers from the East India Company are woken from their nap too early AND THEN THINGS JUST GET WORSE! For week 3 of space month, the boys watched the other 70’s space movie that completely revolutionized the sci fi genre in the sticky, sweaty, chest bursting, cult classic Alien! The boys...
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Apollo 13 (1995) This is Why We Don’t Allow Texans in Space!
t’s week 2 of Space Month, and Timmy boy is back in the captain’s chair as the boys watched the Ron Howard classic: Apollo 13. Strong opinions are made. Is Tom Hanks’s character a jerk? Is Bill Paxton character the most useless man to ever go into space? Did Kevin Bacon give the crew the clap?!…
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Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
It’s May the 4th, so the boys watched one of the most influential films ever made: Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope! Sit back and scream at your phone as the boys discuss Jawa’s being the crackheads of the galaxy, R2D2 being a sassy teenager, C-3PO being a baby back bitch, Leia coming in hot with...
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Dirty Harry (1971)
Has anyone ever looked cooler than an early 70’s Clint Eastwood? The boys watched the gritty San Francisco neo-noir thriller Dirty Harry; the Timster is in the driving seat, so buckle up! If you want to be part of the show, or want to scream at John check out our Instagram, Facebook and Twitter...
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Big Trouble in Little China (1986): Failing Upwards
The boys are back, and they watched the action-adventure-comedy-Kung Fu-ghost- monster movie that could only be made in the 1980’s: Big Trouble in Little China! We’ve got ancient Chinese soccer feuds, Kung Fu machine guns, several San Francisco streets being taken over by Mortal Kombat…
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Episode 100: Jurassic Park Redux (1993)
An adventure 100 episodes in the making: That’s right for their 100th movie episode the boys are going back to where it all started and rewatched the Spielberg classic Jurassic Park! Where were the parents of that effeminate boy that Grant threatens to gut with a raptor claw? How did they bring...
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Mrs. Doubtfire (1993): Hairy Kneecaps, Expedited Court Hearings, and Sally Field RBF
It is the last film before their special 100th movie episode, and the boys watched the family-friendly story of a divorced, unemployed actor who dresses up as an old woman in order to manipulate his ex-wife and kids into loving him in Mrs. Doubtfire! Lot of movie stuff to talk about such as:...
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The Notebook (2004): Romantic Cliches, Birds; Dishonorable Intentions, and Collateral Damage
It’s that time of year again where the ladies are picking the movies for the month, and first up is the cult classic story of a rich white woman whose biggest problem is that too many handsome men love her unconditionally in the film based off Nicholas’s Spark’s romance novel:The Notebook! This...
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Bonus: What To Watch On Valentines Day
This week Max, Bill, and John break down their selection of movies to watch on Valentines Day. You don’t need to like romantic movies to enjoy this episode, so break out the wine and chocolate, turn on your favorite streaming fireplace video, and get the lube ready because this episode is going…
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Double Impact (1991) Silk Underwear, Cooter Floss, Smacking Women, and Grabbing Fistfuls of Ass!
Two brothers separated at birth. One is a prissy-karate-kicking-LA-aerobic-instructor who only wears pastels. The other is a karate-kicking-cigar-chewing smuggler from the mean streets of Hong Kong…..and both have horrific Belgian French accents with 0 body hair. Strap in because this week the…
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Judge Dredd (1995) This Isn’t Demolition Man
Since the boys watched Demolition Man last week they thought it would be appropriate to watch the other dystopian sci fi action movie that unfortunately costars Rob Schneider in Judge Dredd! This might be the most basic, tame, and lazy rated R action movie of all time where the most interesting...
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Demolition Man (1993) This Isn't Judge Dredd
The first movie of the already awful 2021 takes us to the futuristic year of 2032 where the liberals have made America so soft that they need to defrost Sylvester Stallone in order to fight a black criminal, in Demolition Man! The boys go into specific detail regarding that amazing action packed...
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The First Annual Hold My Popcorn Holiday Office Party
Recorded on 12/22 but who really cares because what’s changed between then and now? Timmy leads a night that most of the hosts already forgot as Max, Bill, John, and Mike battle it out in 3 rounds of bar trivia to see who will win the coveted price of a 45th anniversary Jaws DVD Box set. Trivia...
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Die Hard 2 (1990) Die Harder!
Nothing gets you in the holiday spirit more than a rouge Special Ops Colonel hacking Dulles Airport’s communication systems and crashing a plane with 250 Brits onboard; the boys watched the festive and extremely violent family-friendly sequel to one of the greatest movies of all time in Die Hard…
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The Year Without A Santa Claus (1974) If No One Watched This Movie, Did It Actually Happen?
Santa isn’t sick; he’s just depressed, and now, he refuses to work on the 1 day a year he’s expected to: that or he has The Rona. Either way, he’s coughing on everyone. Mrs Claus wants to take her husband’s job, but unfortunately, she doesn’t have the stones to follow through. The elves, Jingle…
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Several village idiots have risen from the deepest depths of immaturity to deliver their unprofessional commentary on movies.If you want to feel drunk without taking a sip of alcohol this is the podcast for you.
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